Spencer Hall

THE FATHER OF MODERN FOOTBALL ALSO KNOWS A FEW THINGS ABOUT LOVE

CLANGA SAD CLANGA CLANGA

The Lord of SEC talk radio will be a cornerstone of ESPN's upcoming SEC network.

OR WHY YOU SHOULDN'T FOLLOW BASEBALL'S LEAD ON ANYTHING

NEVER OVERLOOK EAST BOGO COMMUNITY COLLEGE

Let's see if Twitter has helped civilize the SEC's most heated rivalries. (Spoiler: it has not.)

IT'S HARD TO DEFEND AN OFFENSE WHICH IS LITERALLY EVERY SINGLE POSSIBILITY ALL AT ONCE

You see a Nesco American Harvest Snackmaster Encore Dehydrator and Jerky Maker, and we see greatness

LET'S NOT LIMIT THE SUSPECTS TO NICK SABAN

Your opinions about beer are wrong, and you should feel bad about that, per the SB Nation staff.

THE SEASON GOES ON FOREVER, EVIDENTLY

SOMEONE PLEASE STOP THIS RAPACIOUS BIRD BEFORE HE HURTS HIMSELF

Rivalry edition hairswaps: a logical alternative to crying and jumping off a building

The CI thinks everything is working...maybe.

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

TIGERS DO NOT HAVE BIRTHDAY PARTIES YOU WOULD ENJOY OR SURVIVE

THE SADNESS OF A BIG TEN SCHEDULE (AND FAMU, TOO)

OH, AND JARED LORENZEN RAN THE ZONE READ ONCE

THAT'S FAR FROM CHILL, BOULDER BROS

HAIL TO THE VICTORS (AGAIN)

The most popular sport produces next to nothing in the way of interesting media. Why?

A MICHIGAN MAN GIVES

KENNY CHESNEY IS THE OUTBREAK MONKEY OF BAD FOOTBALL LUCK

YOU BEAUTIFUL COW-WORSHIPPING PEOPLE, YOU

WE NEED NEW FIELD ART NOW, COLLEGE FOOTBALL

She's now twice as famous, and this time it doesn't involve murder accusations

OR NEW MEXICO STATE FOOTBALL. IT'S HARD TO TELL THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE TWO.

THE FULL STANDINGS ARE NOT PRETTY FOR THE SEC

BUT WE REPEAT OURSELVES, YOU TWO-HEARTED MEN OF AND WOMEN OF THE MITTEN

Recruiting never stops in the SEC, and it never starts too early