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Spencer Hall

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WELL IT'S TOO BAD Y'ALL HAVE TO WORK THAT HARD

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STEVE SPURRIER REMINDS YOU AGAIN THAT WORK AIN'T HARD

Team USA and the terrifying snowmobile of love

Despite the cold and the ice weasels, we just can't help but take the ride.

Watchability: Germany-Ghana should be intense

Argentina-Iran might be less so. Probably.

Get away from my soccer team, Piers Morgan

Everything Piers Morgan touches turns to shit. Stay away from our soccer team, Piers.

Watchability: The full spectrum of games

One important game, one good game and one violent game. It's Friday, and you'll be watching the World Cup.

The starting eleven: rappers

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2 Chainz might actually make a pretty decent goalkeeper

THE MC WAITS FOR MARK EMMERT TO TESTIFY

FEET, JUST FEET FLYING INTO MOUTHS EVERYWHERE

Watchability: Lots of aggression

The two early games are must-see. The late game is not.

WE JUST STEPPED ON THEIR FACE (BRAZIL REMIX)

LARRY MUNSON WOULD HAVE MADE A FINE SOCCER ANNOUNCER

World Cup watchability: Time for some Belgium

Dark horses Belgium are getting their first game of the tournament as they look to make good on their status as favorites in Group H.

10 very thoughtful points on the USA's win

Or: 10 things I wrote down at the bar in between heartattacks as 22 soccer players did their damnedest to kill me.

Good morning, here's Marcos Valle looking awesome

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"Estrelar" by Marcos Valle, a piece of early 80s Brazilian disco-funk set to what appears to be Marcos driving an awesome car to his living room. His living room is the beach, where he watches movies with ladies in bikinis and enjoys tropical drinks. You say that you can't really make the living room your beach? You are clearly not Brazilian, and never will be. (HT: DJ Meeks)

World Cup watchability: USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!

USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!...

World Cup watchability: Blowouts ahoy, probably

Mostly you should be watching to see if France implode. And if they don't against Honduras, fear not: there will be other games.

Pirlo's beard is watchable, Greece is not

There are four group-stage games today, and fortunately for those of us who enjoy soccer only one of them involves Greece.

Watchability: Kung-fu kicks and kangaroos

Seriously, Tim Cahill is a damn kangaroo.

Watchability: Brazil vs. Croatia

There's only one game on Thursday, and it's a good one.

MATLOCK VS. THE NCAA

THIS TRIAL IS DUMB, MATLOCK WOULD HAVE THIS ICED UP IN 5 MINUTES

Barkley Marathon documentary is predictably insane

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Just stay awake for 60 hours and run 100 miles through absolutely impossible terrain, and you've got it

For the person with zero going on in their life

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Zerolife

At last, the beverage for the person who doesn't want to leave a single percentage point unused, but wants that perfect ZERO LIFE. (Via Paul.)

NICK SABAN LOOKS AWESOME IN A BOAT

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THAT'S THE WHOLE THESIS. HE LOOKS FANTASTIC AT SEA.

John Oliver describes every sports fan everywhere

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FIFA makes it easy, but John Oliver might be talking about your sport, too

THE MC IS PLAYING MINECRAFT

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BUT KENTUCKY ALREADY HAS AN IMAGINARY FOOTBALL STADIUM

Who to root for in the World Cup, in one chart

This one flowchart will help you decide where your World Cup rooting interests lie, and which team is you personified.

Rio World Cup prep, chapter four: Arnold goes to Rio

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We're sure this is EXACTLY what Rio is going to look like, even thirty years later and without a completely uncouth Arnold Schwarzenegger driving shirtless in a dune buggy.

OLE MISS RECLAIMS MULTIPLE TITLES

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A DISASTROUS CHARGE AIN'T NOTHIN' BUT A FUMBLE

BOW BEFORE YOUR NEW HYPE VIDEO GOD

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MIKE THE TIGER SAYS YOU DON'T SAY A SEVEN MINUTE HYPE VIDEO WELL SURE I WILL

Mario Kart time trials: a real thing

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It took me until the release of Mario Kart 8 to realize competitive time-trialing was a real thing-- like, enough of a thing to merit a Wiki entry on the depth of real, live tactics for it. That clip is not from a time trial, but is a reminder that Luigi leads the game in sheer cold killing rage.

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