Donald_o_brien1

Spiny Norman Bates

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John Stalvern waited. The lights above him blinked and sparked out of the air. There were demons in the base. He didn't see them, but had expected them now for years. His warnings to Cernel Joson were not listenend to and now it was too late. Far too late for now, anyway.
John was a space marine for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the spaceships and he said to dad "I want to be on the ships daddy."
Dad said "No! You will BE KILL BY DEMONS"
There was a time when he believed him. Then as he got oldered he stopped.
But now in the space station base of the UAC he knew there were demons.
"This is Joson" the radio crackered. "You must fight the demons!"
So John gotted his palsma rifle and blew up the wall.
"HE GOING TO KILL US" said the demons
"I will shoot at him" said the cyberdemon and he fired the rocket missiles. John plasmaed at him and tried to blew him up. But then the ceiling fell and they were trapped and not able to kill.
"No! I must kill the demons" he shouted
The radio said "No, John. You are the demons"
And then John was a zombie

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Chris Pronger. Corey Perry. Who do Wings fans hate this year?

Quick recap: Last year's finals were neck-and-neck between Perry and Sidney Christby before Perry used his water bottle to squirt water at Sid the Kid's nuts then took off and sprinted all the way...

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So it's come to this. Christby vs Perry. Who will be the last man(?) standing?

--->Insert introduction here Once again, a brief moment of laughter silence for those lost along the way. In a shocking turn of events, last year's runner up, Joe Thorton, Jennifer Garnered...

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Alright let's get round 2 of the "Which active NHL player do Wings fans hate the most?"(tm) poll underway.

First off though, let's have a moment of silence for those lost in Round 1: Here lies the dipshits who couldn't even advance past the first round the loser fucks. In descending order of...

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What better way to bid farewell to the Western Conference than with the 2nd annual "Which active NHL player do Wings fans hate the most?" poll?

First off, let's give a xbox hueg round of applause to last years winner, Christ (that was a typo but fuck it, let's keep it here) Pronger. Not even his own death could stop everyone outside of...

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Playoff Predictions Round 2 Version Go

Partly because I want to mulligan the first round. But I own up to my mistakes so here's what I went with. (1) Pittsburgh vs (8) New York Islanders Penguins in 4. Dropping 2 games to...

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Playoff predictions. Who you got?

It's that time of year again, where you struggle to figure out which top seed has the best shot at the Cup while filling out your bracket and then sit back and watch as the LA Kings shit all over...

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