Florida Marlins fanatic since birth (their birth, not mine), who had amassed the 3rd highest score on their Facebook trivia page (it doesn't hurt that I've written 100+ more questions than the 2nd place guy).

Charter member of the Trevor Kidd Fan Club.

Proud citizen of the Raider Nation since 2003. I equate that to jumping off a life boat and onto the Titanic. People laugh when I tell them that, which is better than their pity.

Owner of a Cleo Lemon jersey.

Defiantly loyal to the "sport" of pro wrestling, as it exists in Mexico, Japan, and anywhere else Vince McMahon hasn't heard of.

Hurricanes fan by way of Betrayal and Heartache. Born and raised in the Orange Bowl, where I learned all about social norms (and how to break them), and was fortunate enough to see the 'Canes in their prime.

A neo-traditionalist, I'm for stirrups, against "alternate" anything, and staunchly opposed to revenue sharing. And I'm also of the crazy idea that private enterprises shouldn't siphon money from local communities for stadiums. After all, no one ever laid off teachers to build a Wal-Mart. Why do it for the Pittsburgh Pirates?

I hope to one day cross paths with Hunter S. Thompson's insight, if only so I can shake its hand. I plan to sing my kids to sleep with songs of John Kruk.

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