Mutedposthorn

Stencil

  • joined May 27, 2008
  • last login Nov 15, 2010
  • posts 11
  • comments 3

John's imaginary friend.

A Fan Of...

  • NFL Seattle Seahawks
  • MLB Seattle Mariners
  • NBA Oklahoma City Thunder
  • NCAAF Georgia Bulldogs
  • NCAAB Dartmouth Big Green
  • Golf Oh this shiny new computer--
  • NASCAR There just isn't nothin' cuter.
  • MMA It knows everything the world ever knew.
  • Boxing And with this great computer
  • Soccer I don't need no writin' tutor
  • Cycling 'Cause there ain't a single thing it can't do.
  • Tennis It can sort and it can spell,
  • NHL It can punctuate as well.
  • General It can find and file and underline and type. It can edit and select, It can copy and correct, So I'll have a whole book written by tonight [Just as soon as it can think of what to write].
User Blog

Owen Schmitt Signs

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Thus ending speculation he'd instead opt to work at a dry cleaner. Since this is news, I'll just go ahead an preemptively report: Red Bryant signs. John Carlson signs. Lawrence Jackson signs. A...

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Favre Requests Unconditional Release

The two most annoying things in the NFL, ESPN and Brett Favre, have teamed up to spawn the third most annoying thing in the NFL, the story entirely substantiated by an undisclosed source. Given the...

Favre Requests Unconditional Release

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The two most annoying things in the NFL, ESPN and Brett Favre, have teamed up to spawn the third most annoying thing in the NFL, the story entirely substantiated by an undisclosed source. Given the...

Tatupu Takes the Wrap

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Well, we can finally put this titillating little saga to rest.  Seahawks middle linebacker, Lofa Tatupu,  has pled guilty and been sentenced to "one day in jail and ordered to pay fines and court...

Shaun Alexander's Network Of Mutuality

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In 591 words, Shannon J. Owens has created a masterwork of social criticism--A thorough, incisive and logical article that argues, simply, Shaun Alexander is being persecuted for his devout...

Seahawks News Omnibus: Oh Rocky!

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Bernard Sacks the Justice System "This represents him taking responsibility for what happened and taking steps to make sure it never happens again," said Jon Scott Fox, Bernard's attorney. "He...

Seahawks News Omnibus: Rafka-esque

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In the spirit of unnecessary suffering,  SNO (informer) offers Ryan Plackemeier, punter, deadly with the backspin kick, weight lifter, dead in the water with a torn pectoralis. Stick to the...

Seahawks News Omnibus: With Cursing!

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Here’s your daily Seahawks whatever, and if that sounds half-hearted you can blame a lifetime of bacon dinners. Plackemeier Suffers a Torn Pectoral: And that about sums it up. Torn Pectorals suck,...

Seahawks News Omnibus: Zorn in Short-Shorts

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Here's a toothsome Update from the men with the pens. Frank Hughes: Duckett is clearly the odd man out so far in the backfield. Reports are the once rare combination of size and speed is now just...

Seahawks News Omnibus: Brotherhood of Blue and Green

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Craig Terrill a big hit on stage, too Local journalist love, like black holes love suck, athletes who also play music. Well, this comes close enough. Believe me, after clicking that link, you’ll...

Seahawks News Omnibus: 5/27

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When news sorta happens, Stencil is steady at the ready to sorta provide content. Seattle Seahawks Starting Cornerback Named City University of Seattle Spokesperson In which we learn Kelly...

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