Stevie Mercury

  • joined May 25, 2012
  • last login Jul 31, 2014
  • posts 35
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I'm, in a word: Awesome.

A Fan Of...

  • MLB Atlanta Braves
  • NBA Golden State Warriors
  • NFL Carolina Panthers
  • NCAAF N.C. State Wolfpack
  • NCAAB N.C. State Wolfpack
  • NHL Carolina Hurricanes
  • NASCAR I don't reckon I done did knowed what fer kinda neckred I likey here atcha!
  • MMA Clay Guida, GSP
  • Boxing Manny Pacqiao
  • Soccer Ummm... Sandwiches?
  • Cycling *cough, cough*
  • Tennis That guy. You know, that one...
  • FIFA *crickets*
  • Serie A *crickets*
  • La Liga *crickets*
  • EPL *crickets*
  • MLS *crickets*
  • Winter Olympics *crickets*
  • Figure Skating *crickets*
  • Wrestling The Rock?
User Blog

Linebacker Position Preview


Carolina's defensive line were the teeth of last year's terrifying defense. The Luke Kuechly-led linebackers were the backbone. How might the group look this year, and what should we expect?

DeAngelo Williams loses mother to breast cancer


Join us in giving our condolences to DeAngelo Williams and his family.

What can the Panthers expect out of Kony Ealy?


In the 2nd round of the NFL Draft, Gettleman broke ESPN by selecting another defensive end. Find out more about the Panthers' dynamic new pass-rusher here!

2014 NFL Draft: Panthers take OG Trai Turner


With the 92nd pick in the draft, the Panthers select Trai Turner, guard from LSU. This is another value pick where the Panthers ignored need and took the best player on their board.

CSR Debates: The Draft


Today we're taking a look at Panthers draft possibilities through the eyes of two of our most esteemed CSR members: TerribleMetaphorGuy and OverreactingCapsLockGuy.

CSR Debates: The 2014 Offseason


Today we're taking a look at Dave Gettleman's offseason moves through the eyes of two of our most esteemed CSR members: Terrible Metaphor Guy and BW Smith.

Did the Cats get their guy in CSR's newest mock?


There have been a lot of changes before the Panthers' pick due to free agency, plus, I've added a new wrinkle with a couple trades! Will the Panthers get good value with the 28th selection? Decide...

Mike Mitchell heading to the Steel City


Mike Mitchell excitedly reports he is heading to Pittsburgh

How'd the Panthers fare in CSR's first mock draft?


Will the Panthers get their man, or be left grabbing at straws in Cat Scratch Reader's first official mock draft? Click here to find out!

2013 Carolina Panthers position review: tight end


Today we're looking at the Panthers tight ends. How did they perform this year?

2013 Panthers Position Review: Defensive Tackle


Ah, what a difference a year makes… Today we are going to review the position in which we saw the most appreciable improvement this season, namely, defensive tackle.

Da Kraken doesn't care about your disrespect...


"If you don't stop me, I'm going to break your quarterback's face," Hardy said. "... That's just people talking. Naysayers, people jabbing, even old analysts and old players talking about a game that they're too slow to play. Congrats to them. That's what they get paid for."

A Song of Dice and Ire: The Birth of Riverboat Ron


The resurgent Carolina Panthers storm forth after a long winter to reclaim their rightful place at the top of the NFL hierarchy. Read about their journey at Cat Scratch Reader!

What if Dave Gettleman trades Cam Newton?


The Panthers are about to be facing a rebuild. Again. Could those plans not include Cam Newton? Read this writer's thoughts on the matter on Cat Scratch Reader!

CSR's Week 6 NFL Power Rankings


The sky is falling! The sky is falling! See who else is falling in this week's Power Rankings!

CSR's Week 5 NFL Power Rankings


Did the Panthers come out of the bye week unscathed? Read on to find out!

CSR's Week 4 NFL Power Rankings


After an epic blowout of the two-time champs, see where the Panthers rank this week!

CSR's Week 3 NFL Power Rankings


After a gut-wrenching week two collapse, see where the Panthers rank in this week's Power Rankings...

The Panthers loss in GIFs: Part Deux


Sometimes, words aren't needed.

CSR's Week 2 NFL Power Rankings


See how the Panthers ranked in CSR's first Power Rankings list of the year!

Is there a conspiracy against the 2013 Panthers?


Allegedly, e-mails have been released which point to a massive conspiracy affecting the Carolina Panthers, and more specifically Cam Newton. Find out more at Cat Scratch Reader!

The Read-Option Debate: All a Misunderstanding?


The battle rages on in the war of the read-option versus a more traditional attack... But is our argument over the failures of the 2012 Panthers running game based on something so simple as...

Carolina Panthers Training Camp Primer: Rookies


Training Camp. Rookies. Predictions. Sandwiches. Ok just the first three, because your computer screen is not an effective sandwich delivery medium. But if you want to find out which rookies to...

CSR Ranks the NFC South Running Backs


For the last several weeks we've been ranking the NFC South teams for each position. This week, bring on the running backs! Which NFC South team do we believe has the best group? Read on to find...

What does PFF think about D-Will and J-Stew?


Pro Football Focus shines a light on running backs in their latest series. What did they have to say about the Panthers' star workhorses?

What's the Secret to Team Building?


Fire, fearlessness, communication, and psychosis: what do these things have to do with team building and the Carolina Panthers? Read on to find out!

A Revisionist History of the Marty Hurney Era


From Super Bowl contenders to league worst, the Marty Hurney era was a roller coaster ride of emotions. Let’s take a look at what might have been had JR hired Nostradamus as GM instead of the...

The Man of Steel’s Untold Dilemma


The Carolina Panthers are trying to find their identity. The only problem? Superman and Clark Kent are at odds about what that identity is going to be…

Carolina Panthers Defense: The Four Horsemen


Conquest, War, Famine, and Death...What does it have to do with the Carolina Panthers?


Familiar Football Mantras Put to the Test

As a serial NFL-watcher for twenty-plus years I, like most of you have had certain vernacular etched into my psyche.

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