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A GREAT DAY IN COLLEGE FOOTBALL HISTORY!
Today is Repeal Day! Hip Hip, Hooray!

On this day in 1933 prohibition was officially repealed when Utah, of all states, signed on to the 21st Amendment, paving the way for nearly a century of great tailgating. I'll drink to that.

PAY NO ATTENTION TO THE WORDS COMING OUT OF MY MOUTH
Despite the obvious mention of the "new coaching staff" Tom Osborne claims that no decision will be made about the coaching staff until the offseason. Tom Osborne also wants to sell you some ocean front property in Arizona, promises you don't have to worry about your daughter on prom night because she took a "virginity pledge" and extolled how much more difficult it is to recruit to Notre Dame because of the academic standards.
HT: W. Brinson.
CHEESECAKE EXTRA!
We don't want to let USF get overshadowed this evening by giving you a paltry Cheesecake serving centered on West Virginia... To that end, we offer you Alesha Marie Oreskovich. Playboy pinup and former USF Bull. Be careful googling her. We did, however, find a few SFW shots.

FRIDAY CHEESECAKE: PISSING OFF SWINDLE EDITION
I've known seƱor Swindle since around 1992. I like the guy. Really, I do. But sometimes he needs a little tweaking now and again. On that score, we bring you Orson's least favorite cheesecake option of all time to celebrate the end of the offseason when we desperately need the weekly distractions. Without further ado, EDSBS's Friday Cheesecake is the distinctly non-latin, silicon-filled, college football lovin', Bobby Bowden worshiping Jen Sterger.

FRIDAY CHEESECAKE: TELENOVELA EDITION
If you are a fan of Telemundo, you know who she is.... Mexican Actress and star of Zorro, Marlene Favela.

FRIDAY CHEESECAKE: CHEESY EDITION
Argentina's answer to Pamela Anderson, we present Roxana Martinez... she is known as the Tetanic (a pun apparently mixing Tetas and Titanic). Not our type really, but neither is Pam Anderson so we don't judge.

FRIDAY CHEESECAKE: LAND LOCKED EDITION
Back to the continent below, today's offering explores the interior of the continent and one of only two land locked countries in Latin America. From Paraguay, we give you a former Miss Universe contestant, Yanina Gonzalez.

FRIDAY CHEESECAKE: ORIGINS EDITION
By popular request, this Friday we go back to where it all began. A country that, after bringing the new world small pox, decided to get busy with the remaining locals and repopulate our hemisphere. For that, we thank you Spain. So today, we give you peace... or at least Paz.

ANTHEMS, ANTHEMS EVERWHERE: SHUT UP AND SING IT!
Back before country music fans hated them, nobody could question their pipes. On par with the classic Whitney performance, we give you the Dixie Chicks.
FRIDAY CHEESECAKE: IS IT CHILE IN HERE?
Todays offering comes from that long skin country down south, Chile. We give you Leonor Varela.

FRIDAY CHEESECAKE: BACK TO BUENOS AIRES
CAN'T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG
This video is from the Alabama Senate. The question is which one went to Bama and which to Auburn?
FRIDAY CHEESECAKE: MEDELLIN EDITION
Since Mustache Wednesday had us pointing out the darker side of Medellin, Colombia, we are trying to keep our coverage balanced. The Yang to our previous yin, therefore, is this Friday's Cheesecake: Paula Garces, the lovely actress born in Medellin and who starred in Harold & Khumar Go To WhiteCastle.

BONUS TUESDAY CHEESECAKE: UNIVERSE EDITION
Although the title of Ms. Universe went to Ms. Japan (which I thought was a travesty), we here at EDSBS believe that there are no losers in this wonderful competition. I mean, are you going to call Ms. Brazil as loser???? We sure won't:


Miss Brazil Natalia Guimaraes
More worthy cheesecakery after the jump
SEC FANDOM STRIKES AGAIN
Every year at this time it seems the debates start again over conference supremacy. On any given year, despite being SEC homers, we can see how reasonable minds can differ... with respect to football that is. That said, we will not tolerate any argument over fan passion. Exhibt A, check out this beautiful child, born in Huntsville, Alabama, who will be forever cursed blessed with the noble name of Bryant Crimson. Bravo Mom and Dad!
FRIDAY CHEESECAKE: RIGHTING A WRONG EDITION
It was pointed out to us that, although we have featured Ms. Agustina's (not her real name) posterior before, she was never officially a Friday Cheesecake entry. So here we go. We give you, Keyra Augustina of Argentina.

FRIDAY CHEESECAKE
Brought to you by the Latin Billboard Awards in sunny Coral Gables, Florida.

AND YOU THOUGHT YOU'VE BEEN DRUNK
Leave it to the Germans to show us how to really get a drunk on.

BRITNEY SPEARS: THE COLORADO OF CELEBRITIES?
How did she get to be the girl checking out of rehab and shaving her head, the proverbial 2-10 season of a celebrity?

IN MEMORIAM OF FORMER CHEESECAKE
Anna Nicole Smith, you were once smoking hot and the object of much adolescent affection. For that, we give you an EDSBS Cheesecake tribute. Rest in peace.

NEVER TRUST A RIVAL FAN TO BE YOUR TATTOO ARTIST
Here at EDSBS, we are forever enthralled with the passion that we and other fans devote to college football; a passion with no other sport in the United States evokes. Down south, however, futball evokes a similar, if not greater passion. So let us look to our American sports fan breatheren of the southern hemisphere for lessons we hope to never learn personally. Today, we learn that it is never safe to trust a fan of your arch rival to tattoo an homage to your team on your back.
When an insane Boca Junior fan (Maradona's old team) asked for a tattoo of the logo of Argentina's most popular team on his back, he could not wait to show off his badge of honor to his family and friends. Imagine his surprise when his audience informed him that the tattoo artist, who, by the way, was a fan of River Plate, did not honor his wishes. I'll leave the explanation to the police spokesman:
"The tattooist supports Boca Junior's rival, River Plate, so he got annoyed when the teenager asked him to tattoo Boca's symbol and decided to tattoo a penis instead. Unbelievable!"
Buckeyes, Wolverines, Tider's, Tigers... et al. Be warned. Make sure to ask who your tattoo artist roots for BEFORE telling him about the team tattoo you are planning.

To some people, this looks like a penis.
HT: King Kaufman
Shameless Excuse for Cheesecake from Argentina, click here... but not at work.
BORGNINE WEDNESDAY!
In honor of Ernest Borgnine's 90th birthday, we are temporarily replacing Mustache Wednesday with Borgnine Wednesday. Happy Birthday big fella!

And now, thanks to Tigersmack, we bring you BORGNINE'S MUSTACHE WEDNESDAY!!!

UN POQUITO TORTA DE QUESO
Orson requested cheesecake, so, in honor of Betty La Fea's big win, we give you a Golden Globe sampling:

NOTRE DAME ADDS FOUR ZERO HEISMANS TO STAFF
The greatest college quarterback ever and four time Heisman winner , Ron Paowlus, is coming back to Notre Dame according to recent reports. Powlus, who arrived at Notre Dame with with more expectations than ... hmmm.... Charlie Weis in his second year, is coming back home and hopes to guide another extraordinarily sexy and highly touted quarterback recruit, Jimmy Clausen, to attain close to more than his extraordinary level of success at the college level. Domers everywhere are invigorated curious about the hire.
SEE NO EVIL: GATOR FANS REJOICE
Uber recruit Chris Rainey has been cleared of violations by the FHSAA stemming from some claims of "benefits" received that he made to a Miami newspaper reporter. Another day in the SEC. God love it.

JUMPING THE GUN.
Some OSU fan feels pretty stupid for making this right about now.
HT: KD Godfrey.

Although not as stupid as Ginn's teammates for crippling him.
CELEBRATORY EDSBS CHEESECAKE!
Keeping with our women of univision theme for the year, here you go... and GO GATORS!!!

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