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I agree. I think Professor Klump matches up well to JJ
Commented on Anthony Johnson: 'Whoever they throw in front of me is in a lot of trouble' on Jul 30 2014, 1:09a
He was KO'd by a MW in about 2.2 seconds by James "The Anorexic Sandman" Irvin with a superman punch
Commented on Anthony Johnson: 'Whoever they throw in front of me is in a lot of trouble' on Jul 30 2014, 1:02a
I think you just launched Pocket Rockets feelings
Commented on Report: With Kid Yamamoto injured, Urijah Faber vs. Masenori Kanehara booked for UFC Fight Night 52 in Japan on Jul 29 2014, 1:03p - 1 reply
They love it so much they turn down the requirements
Commented on UFC on FOX 12 results: Kyle Kingsbury retires following loss to Patrick Cummins on Jul 28 2014, 2:42p - 2 replies
It's not a battle. More like a child begging for attention with stupid behavior.
Commented on Did Gina Carano sign with UFC? Dana White says 'it's complicated' on Jul 28 2014, 1:12a - 1 reply
get outta here with your "logic" witchcraft, doctor. this is a place of bullshit
Commented on Video: Melvin Manhoef Brutal Knockout Loss To Cesar Cordoba In Spain (Updated) on Jul 28 2014, 1:08a
careful what you ask for in this thread
Commented on Pic: Kyle Kingsbury Bends Over To Help 'Legalize Gay' on Jul 28 2014, 1:05a
I pictured it as more of a sideways thing
Commented on Pic: Kyle Kingsbury Bends Over To Help 'Legalize Gay' on Jul 28 2014, 1:05a
unless they are abusive
Commented on Pic: Kyle Kingsbury Bends Over To Help 'Legalize Gay' on Jul 28 2014, 1:03a
More like MMGAY amirite?
Commented on Pic: Kyle Kingsbury Bends Over To Help 'Legalize Gay' on Jul 28 2014, 12:59a
BO for presidente! You stay preggers and no more keggers!
Commented on Pic: Kyle Kingsbury Bends Over To Help 'Legalize Gay' on Jul 28 2014, 12:59a - 1 reply
link us plz thx
Commented on UFC on FOX 12 results: Kyle Kingsbury retires following loss to Patrick Cummins on Jul 28 2014, 12:56a - 1 reply
Watch the first movie
Commented on UFC on FOX 12 results: Kyle Kingsbury retires following loss to Patrick Cummins on Jul 28 2014, 12:55a
Who could possibly think you are a fool with a name that includes "deeznuts"?
Commented on UFC on FOX 12 results: Kyle Kingsbury retires following loss to Patrick Cummins on Jul 28 2014, 12:53a - 1 reply
Rhonda is the best and that just burns your little tampon up
Commented on Did Gina Carano sign with UFC? Dana White says 'it's complicated' on Jul 28 2014, 12:43a - 1 reply
not that simple when the AC won't license you
Commented on Did Gina Carano sign with UFC? Dana White says 'it's complicated' on Jul 28 2014, 12:40a
What makes the UFC look like the WWE is when Diego Sanchez wins a decision
Commented on Did Gina Carano sign with UFC? Dana White says 'it's complicated' on Jul 28 2014, 12:39a - 1 reply
I don't think it's unpopular except on a website like this where limp-wristedness is encouraged.
Commented on Did Gina Carano sign with UFC? Dana White says 'it's complicated' on Jul 28 2014, 12:38a - 1 reply
Or his scale was 1.5 lbs different than the official scale
Commented on UFC on FOX 12: Matt Brown misses weight, but avoids penalty after commission botches second cut (Updated) on Jul 26 2014, 12:41a
So you like picking up 4-year old chicks? Got it.
Commented on Bellator 122 LIVE results stream on Jul 26 2014, 12:30a - 1 reply
I like watching Saad. If that guy improves his TDD and ground game just a little more he could be a threat
Commented on Bellator 122 weigh-in results, LIVE streaming video for 'Koreshkov vs. McDonough' from Temecula on Jul 25 2014, 10:19a
That has the potential to be FFOTY
Commented on Bellator 122 weigh-in results, LIVE streaming video for 'Koreshkov vs. McDonough' from Temecula on Jul 25 2014, 10:19a
already happened. GSP > Hendicks
Commented on UFC WW Champ Johny Hendricks destroys heavy bag with one punch on Jul 24 2014, 11:24p - 1 reply
agreed
Commented on Pic: Rampage Jackson Puts Retirement On Hold, Agrees To Meet With Scott Coker At Friday's Bellator 122 Event on Jul 24 2014, 11:20p
Actually his fights are still more entertaining than most.
Commented on Pic: Rampage Jackson Puts Retirement On Hold, Agrees To Meet With Scott Coker At Friday's Bellator 122 Event on Jul 24 2014, 11:19p
He decided to wait for the sequel, A Hole
Commented on Pic: Rampage Jackson Puts Retirement On Hold, Agrees To Meet With Scott Coker At Friday's Bellator 122 Event on Jul 24 2014, 11:18p
Is this Brock Lesnar before McMahon made him take roids?
Commented on Joe Riggs vs. Paulo Thiago booked for UFC Fight Night 51 with Mike Rhodes hurt on Jul 24 2014, 11:14p
1 yes. But it should've been 4.
Commented on New Mexico MMA fighter won't face charges in New Year's Day home invasion killing on Jul 24 2014, 11:11p - 1 reply
No one's calling anyone a JT
Commented on Nick Diaz signs three-fight contract extension, will return to UFC in early 2015 on Jul 24 2014, 11:09p
If they sign this fucker to a fight they better put an ankle monitor on him
Commented on Nick Diaz signs three-fight contract extension, will return to UFC in early 2015 on Jul 24 2014, 11:06p - 1 reply
You forgot it's also available on fightpass
Commented on Karo Parisyan: Ronda Rousey is a great fighter, but don't forget it was 'The Heat' who brought judo to the table in MMA on Jul 24 2014, 2:46p - 1 reply
You stay outta this Carmack! I'll bring the hoe outta you!
Commented on Karo Parisyan: Ronda Rousey is a great fighter, but don't forget it was 'The Heat' who brought judo to the table in MMA on Jul 24 2014, 2:43p
I can't believe all 3 of you right in a row used the word "your" incorrectly
Commented on Karo Parisyan: Ronda Rousey is a great fighter, but don't forget it was 'The Heat' who brought judo to the table in MMA on Jul 24 2014, 12:48p - 3 replies
With a foreword by Connor McGregor
Commented on Karo Parisyan: Ronda Rousey is a great fighter, but don't forget it was 'The Heat' who brought judo to the table in MMA on Jul 24 2014, 12:47p
I was going to say narcotics
Commented on Karo Parisyan: Ronda Rousey is a great fighter, but don't forget it was 'The Heat' who brought judo to the table in MMA on Jul 24 2014, 12:47p - 1 reply
hah mine is higher I win
Commented on Karo Parisyan: Ronda Rousey is a great fighter, but don't forget it was 'The Heat' who brought judo to the table in MMA on Jul 24 2014, 12:47p - 1 reply
No Subject
Commented on Karo Parisyan: Ronda Rousey is a great fighter, but don't forget it was 'The Heat' who brought judo to the table in MMA on Jul 24 2014, 12:46p - 1 reply
The police?
Commented on Jon Jones sends Daniel Cormier private message: 'Come to Daddy' on Jul 24 2014, 10:37a - 1 reply
I would imagine this is a very common comment at BE parties
Commented on Jon Jones sends Daniel Cormier private message: 'Come to Daddy' on Jul 24 2014, 10:35a
like an xmas tree
Commented on Michael Bisping has some career advice for Luke Rockhold: Stop hanging out with teenagers, douchebag on Jul 24 2014, 10:23a - 1 reply
racist
Commented on Josh Thomson: Heavier fighters are not mixed martial artists, not as good as smaller guys on Jul 23 2014, 10:50a
the Tank
Commented on Josh Thomson: Heavier fighters are not mixed martial artists, not as good as smaller guys on Jul 23 2014, 10:49a
They also can't stand grammar and punctuality. What's your point?
Commented on Josh Thomson: Heavier fighters are not mixed martial artists, not as good as smaller guys on Jul 23 2014, 10:49a
So do you like Josh or not? I can't tell from your posts.
Commented on Josh Thomson: Heavier fighters are not mixed martial artists, not as good as smaller guys on Jul 23 2014, 10:48a
That doesn't work or no one would ever stop the running Jackson gameplanners
Commented on Josh Thomson: Heavier fighters are not mixed martial artists, not as good as smaller guys on Jul 23 2014, 10:43a
Yeah and a lot of times they finish a fight by losing as illustrated by Mr Diaz
Commented on Josh Thomson: Heavier fighters are not mixed martial artists, not as good as smaller guys on Jul 22 2014, 10:25p - 1 reply
I almost always agree with this turnip motherfucker and I don't even know what a turnip motherfucker is.
Commented on Josh Thomson: Heavier fighters are not mixed martial artists, not as good as smaller guys on Jul 22 2014, 10:17p
So do the cost of diabetic test strips
Commented on Josh Thomson: Heavier fighters are not mixed martial artists, not as good as smaller guys on Jul 22 2014, 10:16p - 1 reply
racist
Commented on Video: Georges St. Pierre takes off his pants, gets rubbed by electric shaman on Jul 22 2014, 3:00p
This entire comment thread is like a transcript of an episode of The View.
Commented on Pic: Ronda Rousey Looks Colorfully Cute In New Expendables 3 Poster on Jul 22 2014, 2:58p - 1 reply
5 minutes is way too long to judge as well. 5 3-minute rounds would be easier to judge than 3 5-minute rounds.
Commented on UFC 178: Dominick Cruz explains decision to turn down title fight in favor of Takeya Mizugaki on Jul 22 2014, 9:26a - 1 reply
5, 5-minute rounds is an extremely draining thing for a fighter to do. And Dominic Cruz is a perfect example. A good way to get injured or re-injured.
Commented on UFC 178: Dominick Cruz explains decision to turn down title fight in favor of Takeya Mizugaki on Jul 22 2014, 12:07a - 1 reply
Just practice up on your submissions off your back for the surgery.
Commented on when mania gets real on Jul 21 2014, 12:31a
MXC was just about the best thing on TV
Commented on American Ninja Warrior on Jul 19 2014, 12:19p
What can I say? I'm a needle-mover
Commented on Dana White doesn't care about Nate Diaz layoff because he 'can't move the needle' like his brother Nick on Jul 19 2014, 2:03a
Best WEIGH-IN ever! Gonna Be lots of HITTING AFTER THE BELL!!
Commented on Pic: Dana White Reacts To 'Sickest UFC Weigh In Done In 13 Years' From Dublin on Jul 18 2014, 4:26p
hespect!
Commented on Dana White doesn't care about Nate Diaz layoff because he 'can't move the needle' like his brother Nick on Jul 18 2014, 4:21p - 1 reply
What about my fanposts?
Commented on Dana White doesn't care about Nate Diaz layoff because he 'can't move the needle' like his brother Nick on Jul 18 2014, 4:21p - 1 reply
How bout...
Commented on Dana White doesn't care about Nate Diaz layoff because he 'can't move the needle' like his brother Nick on Jul 18 2014, 4:21p
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