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  • joined Nov 30, 2009
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That's the biggest fainting goat I've ever seen
Commented on UFC 177: 'Disappointed' Renan Barao first comments on weight-cutting disaster, vows to 'rip TJ Dillashaw's head off' for criticism on Aug 31 2014, 12:30a - 1 reply
That's where UFC FN shows are broadcast from
Commented on Bellator MMA trolls UFC on Twitter, airs video of Joe Soto getting KTFO by Joe Warren on Aug 30 2014, 7:11p
too soon for him to make bail
Commented on TJ Dillashaw: Renan Barao pulled out of UFC 177 because he was scared and didn't want to fight me on Aug 30 2014, 12:46p
We know it's hard to post regularly when you're on your war missions
Commented on TJ Dillashaw: Renan Barao pulled out of UFC 177 because he was scared and didn't want to fight me on Aug 30 2014, 1:38a
You hope he gets pregnant?
Commented on TJ Dillashaw: Renan Barao pulled out of UFC 177 because he was scared and didn't want to fight me on Aug 30 2014, 1:37a - 1 reply
And Roger Huerta will be curbside to kick his ass when he gets out
Commented on TJ Dillashaw: Renan Barao pulled out of UFC 177 because he was scared and didn't want to fight me on Aug 30 2014, 1:37a - 1 reply
Don't all-caps "be". That's a bad word.
Commented on TJ Dillashaw: Renan Barao pulled out of UFC 177 because he was scared and didn't want to fight me on Aug 30 2014, 1:34a
Like they rely on their main event juicers?
Commented on TJ Dillashaw: Renan Barao pulled out of UFC 177 because he was scared and didn't want to fight me on Aug 30 2014, 1:33a
Even though I like TJ I hope Joe Soto wins so that the punk ass bitches on this site shove a remote up their ass when the former Bellator champ wins UFC gold
Commented on Following UFC 177 weight-cutting fiasco, Renan Barao no longer eligible for title shot in Octagon return on Aug 30 2014, 1:29a
The unthinkable? Like when TJ beat Barao?
Commented on Following UFC 177 weight-cutting fiasco, Renan Barao no longer eligible for title shot in Octagon return on Aug 30 2014, 1:28a - 1 reply
can I quote you?
Commented on Donald Cerrone responds to 'dumb comments' from Bobby Green: 'I have three black guys who live with me' on Aug 29 2014, 7:20p - 1 reply
This is some lord of the rings shit
Commented on My God, Someone Please Help Anthony Njokuani! on Aug 29 2014, 7:12p
lol
Commented on GIF: Ben Askren stops Nobutatsu Suzuki via 100-punch TKO at ONE FC 19 on Aug 29 2014, 7:10p
Just go put a blanket over a basset hound and watch it for 15 minutes
Commented on Henry Cejudo withdraws from Scott Jorgensen fight at UFC 177 due to 'medical reasons' on Aug 29 2014, 7:01p
Never go full letter19
Commented on Henry Cejudo withdraws from Scott Jorgensen fight at UFC 177 due to 'medical reasons' on Aug 29 2014, 7:00p
Are they still doing the promotional thing with that Bamboo Nutra snake oil shop?
Commented on Video: Rising stars, new champions, and big-time events coming for Bellator 2.0 on Aug 28 2014, 7:00p
You left one out
Commented on Video: Rising stars, new champions, and big-time events coming for Bellator 2.0 on Aug 28 2014, 6:57p
Rome and Olberman and ESPN's pet Rush Limbaughs
Commented on Dana White responds to 'uneducated' Sleazebag article from GQ magazine, pans 'unfair' attack on UFC as a brand on Aug 28 2014, 6:52p
HE SHOULD BE ON THEE LEAST MANG
Commented on UFC President Dana White joins War Machine on GQ List of 'The 25 Biggest Sleazebags in Sports' on Aug 28 2014, 4:50p
If this hadn't been posted here no one would have read it
Commented on UFC President Dana White joins War Machine on GQ List of 'The 25 Biggest Sleazebags in Sports' on Aug 28 2014, 4:49p
metros
Commented on UFC President Dana White joins War Machine on GQ List of 'The 25 Biggest Sleazebags in Sports' on Aug 28 2014, 4:46p
anything with the word "racist" in it is going to get coverage in the US. Just like a mania Brock Lesnar article.
Commented on UFC President Dana White joins War Machine on GQ List of 'The 25 Biggest Sleazebags in Sports' on Aug 28 2014, 4:46p
Sterling is a dumbass but he doesn't deserve a spot over War
Commented on UFC President Dana White joins War Machine on GQ List of 'The 25 Biggest Sleazebags in Sports' on Aug 28 2014, 10:10a - 2 replies
Neither of those make sense.
Commented on Bellator MMA cuts 13 fighters including Shamhalaev, Vegh, and Mighty Mo on Aug 27 2014, 8:00p - 1 reply
That's the only way they can get more pussified
Commented on Pic: Luke Rockhold grabs tiger by the balls, quickly apologizes after getting flamed by Internet on Aug 27 2014, 7:57p
I said races not vehicular manslaughter
Commented on Stephan Bonnar signs with Bellator, promises to rid MMA world of 'Tito Ortiz virus' on Aug 27 2014, 7:56p - 1 reply
go to BE I guarantee there is a petition or something
Commented on Pic: Luke Rockhold grabs tiger by the balls, quickly apologizes after getting flamed by Internet on Aug 27 2014, 3:29p - 3 replies
races
Commented on Stephan Bonnar signs with Bellator, promises to rid MMA world of 'Tito Ortiz virus' on Aug 27 2014, 3:28p - 1 reply
WTF are you, Caesar from Planet of the Apes?
Commented on Stephan Bonnar signs with Bellator, promises to rid MMA world of 'Tito Ortiz virus' on Aug 27 2014, 1:55p - 1 reply
No Subject
Commented on Pic: Luke Rockhold grabs tiger by the balls, quickly apologizes after getting flamed by Internet on Aug 27 2014, 1:51p - 4 replies
Gentlemen, we're on national television
Commented on Video: Jose Aldo shoves Chad Mendes at UFC 179 media day in Brazil, nearly recreates 'Jones vs. Cormier' brawl on Aug 26 2014, 2:06p
You're unprossional
Commented on Video: Jose Aldo shoves Chad Mendes at UFC 179 media day in Brazil, nearly recreates 'Jones vs. Cormier' brawl on Aug 26 2014, 2:03p
Sad to see the popular fights were some of the shittiest ones
Commented on Infographic shows top UFC PPV-buying cities/states, top-grossing events and much more on Aug 26 2014, 12:40a
If you accept that the UFC is going to act as an AC in a foreign country then this is part of the deal.
Commented on Dana White sends terrible message by removing judge Howard Hughes at UFC Fight Night 48 in Macau on Aug 26 2014, 12:37a
You are right but there still would be an issue because any judge would be directly or indirectly set up by the UFC
Commented on Dana White sends terrible message by removing judge Howard Hughes at UFC Fight Night 48 in Macau on Aug 26 2014, 12:24a
TUF 20: If you thought what the men did to each other's fish was sick, wait til you get a load of these broads!
Commented on Video: Slick TUF 20 teaser promises 'jaw-breaking' season featuring 16 'devastating women' on FOX Sports 1 on Aug 24 2014, 10:36p - 1 reply
It's how JJ really got injured
Commented on What beef? Alistair Overeem posts cutie-pie selfie with Belarusian broski Andrei Arlovski on Aug 24 2014, 10:32p
How many times I gotta say sorry?
Commented on UFC Fight Night 48, 49 results recap: Biggest winners, losers from doubleheader weekend in Macau, Tulsa on Aug 24 2014, 1:09p - 2 replies
Now we know what the "T" in "T-City" stands for
Commented on Pic: Brian Ortega apologizes after testing positive for steroids (drostanolone) at UFC on FOX 12 on Aug 24 2014, 1:06p
Well the Brazilians built Jesus his own statue
Commented on Rafael dos Anjos vs. Ben Henderson knockout video shows controversial stoppage at UFC Fight Night 49 on Aug 24 2014, 1:02p - 1 reply
Thank God you're not a ref. You can explain your theories to Krystof
Commented on Rafael dos Anjos vs. Ben Henderson knockout video shows controversial stoppage at UFC Fight Night 49 on Aug 24 2014, 1:00p
I think Le gets the TKO
Commented on UFC Fight Night 48 fight card: Michael Bisping vs. Cung Le preview on Aug 22 2014, 11:58p - 1 reply
bring out the holy hand grenade!
Commented on Michael Bisping vs. Cung Le staredown pic from UFC Fight Night 48 weigh ins on Aug 22 2014, 11:48p
No, Woodley is huge. The Donger is massive
Commented on Michael Bisping vs. Cung Le staredown pic from UFC Fight Night 48 weigh ins on Aug 22 2014, 7:07p
Cung Le is gonna hit Bisping so hard that does all the Monty Python silly walks consecutively
Commented on Michael Bisping vs. Cung Le staredown pic from UFC Fight Night 48 weigh ins on Aug 22 2014, 7:05p - 1 reply
In America, it's not racist to make fun of a person if they are only 2 or 3 shades away from your own pigment.
Commented on Michael Bisping vs. Cung Le staredown pic from UFC Fight Night 48 weigh ins on Aug 22 2014, 7:02p - 1 reply
they got some kinda weird block on it
Commented on Pic: Shayna Baszler Just Shut You Up (Again) on Aug 22 2014, 3:08p - 1 reply
No Subject
Commented on Pic: Shayna Baszler Just Shut You Up (Again) on Aug 22 2014, 1:01p - 1 reply
you win
Commented on Ken Shamrock wants to break the neck of 'War Machine,' who once took his 17 year-old daughter to Mexico ... and left her there on Aug 22 2014, 9:11a
This tops "Get Hype"
Commented on Hector Lombard ditches 'Lightning' moniker, will now be known as 'Showeather' on Aug 21 2014, 7:40p
No Subject
Commented on UFC Fight Night 48 fight card: Tyron Woodley vs. Dong Hyun Kim preview on Aug 21 2014, 12:31p
when we used to be a couple?
Commented on Scott Coker on signing Mayhem Miller to Bellator: 'Everyone deserves a second chance' on Aug 21 2014, 9:15a
lol
Commented on UFC Fight Night 48 fight card: Tyron Woodley vs. Dong Hyun Kim preview on Aug 20 2014, 10:21p
Watch this. Thank me later
Commented on Video: Baby Got Back! (Nicki Minaj - Anaconda) on Aug 20 2014, 10:16p
brahs are for women, son. Speak American.
Commented on Video: Baby Got Back! (Nicki Minaj - Anaconda) on Aug 20 2014, 10:13p
Sharing needles with Chael
Commented on Video: Baby Got Back! (Nicki Minaj - Anaconda) on Aug 20 2014, 10:10p
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