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Synaesthesia
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I will laugh my dick off if Virginia Tech wins the conference championship game on Sunday
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NICK SABAN'S PROCESS OF RECRUITING INTEREST
on May 24 2013, 5:41p -
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WOOOO EAT IT FLORIDA STATE
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WHAT'S INDIANA HIDING?
on May 23 2013, 9:37p -
1 reply
Shutter speed 1/2000 to get a thrasher to hold still
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WHAT'S INDIANA HIDING?
on May 23 2013, 9:19p -
1 reply
Florida State has a sidearm pitcher with a handlebar mustache
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WHAT'S INDIANA HIDING?
on May 23 2013, 9:14p -
1 reply
The only ones who discredit the bass fishing national title are secretly bass themselves
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DEAR JOHN: HEISMAN ADVICE FOR RELATIONSHIPS
on May 22 2013, 7:35p
Shut up, butthorn. P.S. I never used soap when I washed your dishes.
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DEAR JOHN: HEISMAN ADVICE FOR RELATIONSHIPS
on May 22 2013, 7:30p -
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RODNEY DANGERFIELD
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DEAR JOHN: HEISMAN ADVICE FOR RELATIONSHIPS
on May 22 2013, 6:49p -
1 reply
Aeries dies
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DEAR JOHN: HEISMAN ADVICE FOR RELATIONSHIPS
on May 22 2013, 6:35p -
1 reply
Don't be jealous that our empty trophy case is bigger than yours.
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DEAR JOHN: HEISMAN ADVICE FOR RELATIONSHIPS
on May 22 2013, 6:22p -
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What a great summer day. Cut open the first watermelon of the season, VT baseball put UVA on the Trashcan Express, what more could you want?
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DEAR JOHN: HEISMAN ADVICE FOR RELATIONSHIPS
on May 22 2013, 6:09p -
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Yeaaahhh, I'm going to need it to be football season soon, that'd be greeaaat.
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Our mascot is cooler than your mascot
on May 21 2013, 11:26p
Too late. Might as well dust off your character sheet and roll for dexterity or whatever.
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DRIVE SHOW
on May 21 2013, 8:15p -
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I meant it more in the sense of Cousin Who Says Odd Stuff on Facebook While I'm Trying to Look Cool
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DRIVE SHOW
on May 21 2013, 8:07p -
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If you weren't already, now you're That Cousin
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DRIVE SHOW
on May 21 2013, 8:00p -
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These "Planet Earth"-style nature shows will be death of my wallet, yet.
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Pretty trees ward off ranch
on May 19 2013, 9:27p
Coming up on the local news tonight: "A Pittsburg newspaper praises Roanoke as a great place to visit."
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Pretty trees ward off ranch
on May 19 2013, 8:19p -
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Gators fan who secretly becomes rogue Alabama booster to get them sanctioned by the NCAA.
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Pretty trees ward off ranch
on May 19 2013, 4:01p
I know, right?
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Pretty trees ward off ranch
on May 19 2013, 3:57p
I like trees, too
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Pretty trees ward off ranch
on May 19 2013, 3:30p
OLD AS BALLS
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Spencer Eats Cheese
on May 18 2013, 10:27p -
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New Star Trek movie owns bones and everyone should go see it
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Summer is Coming
on May 18 2013, 1:03a -
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BABY LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU, 140 CHARACTERS AT A TIME, OVER AN MPLS IP VPN
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Summer is Coming
on May 17 2013, 8:33p -
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Jesus Christ, I feel like watching a Cubs game to cheer myself up after reading that first part
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Summer is Coming
on May 17 2013, 8:25p -
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I suppose I should have expected this
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Summer is Coming
on May 17 2013, 8:17p
Yeah, pretty much this. I wouldn't have advised that, but I hope it works out for you.
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Summer is Coming
on May 17 2013, 8:11p
I really hope this happening in real time and you didn't let her know by email/text/whatever, or else my first guess probably would've been the better fate
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Summer is Coming
on May 17 2013, 8:05p -
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Bought those Maryland football season tickets, huh.
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Summer is Coming
on May 17 2013, 8:02p
Stay patient, and also apply to like 10 postings per day.
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Summer is Coming
on May 17 2013, 7:17p -
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Funny anecdote: I first heard back from a power utility nearly 3.5 months after I had applied for their job, about 4 days after accepting a job elsewhere
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Summer is Coming
on May 17 2013, 7:12p -
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So, does Metroid ever take off his helmet, or is he like Master Chief?
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Summer is Coming
on May 17 2013, 6:40p -
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That drained, lifeless feeling is just the ambient Michigan environment :V
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Summer is Coming
on May 17 2013, 6:38p
Summer is totally here, and it rules.
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Summer is Coming
on May 17 2013, 6:34p -
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Bandage dresses/skirts are where it's at, dog
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THE REAL COLLEGE FOOTBALL SATAN: ODDS
on May 17 2013, 5:28p
How DARE a man ask Jezebel for an opinion!
Recommended on May 17 2013, 5:24p
Have you SEEN the number of lawyers hanging around here?
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SOMEONE PLEASE GIVE RON ENGLISH SIXTY GRAND
on May 16 2013, 9:29p
P.S. I take the viewpoint that the PLMN is essentially the "last mile" segment of the PSTN for cell phones
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SOMEONE PLEASE GIVE RON ENGLISH SIXTY GRAND
on May 16 2013, 8:37p
Received when it leaves the PSTN
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SOMEONE PLEASE GIVE RON ENGLISH SIXTY GRAND
on May 16 2013, 8:32p -
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get it
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THE CURIOUS INDEX, 5/15/2013
on May 15 2013, 11:18p
TIA -> Thanks In Advance
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THE CURIOUS INDEX, 5/15/2013
on May 15 2013, 11:09p
Mods change Illusions' name to Lynchburg Hooker Heels, TIA
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THE CURIOUS INDEX, 5/15/2013
on May 15 2013, 11:04p -
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Now featuring Nicki Minaj and the Dave Matthews Band
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THE CURIOUS INDEX, 5/15/2013
on May 15 2013, 10:53p
Reading the articles in the Wikipedia category of porn actresses produces a lot of laughs similar to that
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THE CURIOUS INDEX, 5/15/2013
on May 15 2013, 10:28p
MY BRAND
Recommended on May 15 2013, 9:11p
Not bad
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NO
on May 15 2013, 8:58p -
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Your body is just tired from being pushed to the yuppie limit
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NO
on May 15 2013, 8:03p -
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It depends on what tone has been set the whole time; I'm sure someone is going to say Inception, so I'll throw out stuff like Blade Runner and Lost in Translation.
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IT'S MARK AND HELL IS HOT
on May 14 2013, 11:01p
Wooden wall paneling is the bomb if you are Bud Foster
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IT'S MARK AND HELL IS HOT
on May 14 2013, 10:39p
Nice pens, Start.
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IT'S MARK AND HELL IS HOT
on May 14 2013, 7:54p
For that kind of money, you'd better be certain she'll say "yes"
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IT'S MARK AND HELL IS HOT
on May 14 2013, 7:51p
ALERT - RESIDENTS OF SOUTHERN MICHIGAN AND NORTHERN INDIANA
Recommended on May 14 2013, 6:44p
Truly the gayest of phones
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IT'S MARK AND HELL IS HOT
on May 14 2013, 6:37p -
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That's because they ARE the creampuff team on the schedule
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OHIO STATE'S 2013 FOOTBALL SCHEDULE: A SAD SHORT STORY COLLECTION
on May 14 2013, 6:27p
This sounds like a feature to me
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Monday Night Party
on May 13 2013, 10:32p
Well, it IS Missouri...
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Monday Night Party
on May 13 2013, 10:31p -
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The whole thing
Commented on
FULMER CUP: COLORADO IS KNOWN FOR OTHER INTOXICANTS, SIRS
on May 13 2013, 10:03p
Manic Pixie Dream Girl strikes again
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FULMER CUP: COLORADO IS KNOWN FOR OTHER INTOXICANTS, SIRS
on May 13 2013, 9:43p -
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YEAH I'M JOSE CANSECO
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FULMER CUP: COLORADO IS KNOWN FOR OTHER INTOXICANTS, SIRS
on May 13 2013, 9:40p
If there weren't a home game in Blacksburg the weekend of the Oregon game, I would definitely make it to Charlottesville, as it's going to be pure comedy.
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FULMER CUP: COLORADO IS KNOWN FOR OTHER INTOXICANTS, SIRS
on May 13 2013, 6:46p -
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You're just going to have to cook with the blast shield down. Act on instinct, feel The Force flowing through you.
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LET'S GO WINGS
on May 12 2013, 10:58p
HOLY PENIS, WHAT A SCOOP
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ROLL DAMN FLAME HELMETS
on May 12 2013, 10:04p
They're all practicing their mad DotA skills for The International
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ROLL DAMN FLAME HELMETS
on May 12 2013, 8:56p
Have her paint an end zone near the house, and she'll be safe.
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ROLL DAMN FLAME HELMETS
on May 12 2013, 7:19p -
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I think you're actually texting to Lord Inglip
Commented on
ROLL DAMN FLAME HELMETS
on May 12 2013, 4:45p
When they make a rug out of your skin, I'll shut down your account for you
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Belly rubs plz
on May 12 2013, 2:53p -
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Looks more like it's wicked dark in the room, and the ISO is just cranked up
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Belly rubs plz
on May 11 2013, 11:56p
That was probably part of the plan.
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Saturday Afternoon Overflow Thread
on May 11 2013, 9:16p -
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This is because the movie is actually a litmus test to indicate whether or not you're a terrible person.
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Saturday Afternoon Overflow Thread
on May 11 2013, 9:07p -
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I'd say it's in the top 25% of superhero movies, but it's no Spiderman 2 or Dark Knight.
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Saturday Afternoon Overflow Thread
on May 11 2013, 8:58p -
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It's actually just a regular old point-and-shoot by Sony
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Saturday Afternoon Overflow Thread
on May 11 2013, 8:56p
I will make my own bold prediction that the sun will rise in the east tomorrow
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Saturday Afternoon Overflow Thread
on May 11 2013, 3:24p
said Garfield
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Minot really so bad
on May 11 2013, 11:32a
This is why you hide the keys to the HDR cabinet
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Minot really so bad
on May 11 2013, 10:55a
We have one of those Nexus 6000 switches for our "data center"
Commented on
EDSBS CHARITY BOWL UPDATE: THE FOURTH QUARTER
on May 10 2013, 8:56p
No Subject
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EDSBS CHARITY BOWL UPDATE: THE FOURTH QUARTER
on May 10 2013, 8:39p -
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I need this streak of raining/cloudy weekends to end so I can get outside
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EDSBS CHARITY BOWL UPDATE: THE FOURTH QUARTER
on May 10 2013, 8:34p
It's not going to be that bad; it was stronger when it went through the NRV earlier, and that was just about 15-30 minutes of rain and some gusts to like 35 mph max
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EDSBS CHARITY BOWL UPDATE: THE FOURTH QUARTER
on May 10 2013, 8:24p -
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You might as well start deciding on which tie you're going to wear to the wedding, because that's the only way it will turn out.
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EDSBS CHARITY BOWL UPDATE: THE FOURTH QUARTER
on May 10 2013, 6:07p
To be fair, #3 is totally true
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EDSBS CHARITY BOWL UPDATE: THE FOURTH QUARTER
on May 10 2013, 5:27p -
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Practically an old maid
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EDSBS CHARITY BOWL UPDATE: THINGS ARE BIGGER IN TEXAS
on May 9 2013, 7:09p -
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Virginia Tech isn't on the list because that came out after I was gone
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Home stretch overflow
on May 8 2013, 7:48p -
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