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Ted Harwood

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Minnesotan living in Chicago.

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Recent Activity
Steady, steadyyyyyyyyy
Commented on EVERTON LOSE TO CRYSTAL PALACE!!! on Apr 16 2014, 6:00p
Haha
Commented on EVERTON LOSE TO CRYSTAL PALACE!!! on Apr 16 2014, 6:00p
You don't?
Commented on EVERTON LOSE TO CRYSTAL PALACE!!! on Apr 16 2014, 5:54p - 2 replies
It's very close
Commented on EVERTON LOSE TO CRYSTAL PALACE!!! on Apr 16 2014, 5:46p
Still one of the funniest moments in soccer history, for me
Commented on EVERTON LOSE TO CRYSTAL PALACE!!! on Apr 16 2014, 5:36p - 2 replies
enh, RvP got a medal immediately after moving
Commented on EVERTON LOSE TO CRYSTAL PALACE!!! on Apr 16 2014, 5:36p
It's less huge once one's bus runs over it!
Commented on EVERTON LOSE TO CRYSTAL PALACE!!! on Apr 16 2014, 5:35p
Does it just say "Bale is really fast and Bartra is just fast"?
Commented on EVERTON LOSE TO CRYSTAL PALACE!!! on Apr 16 2014, 5:33p - 1 reply
I mean that just looks like a forest fire
Commented on EVERTON LOSE TO CRYSTAL PALACE!!! on Apr 16 2014, 5:19p - 1 reply
God, this gif is so good. So good.
Commented on EVERTON LOSE TO CRYSTAL PALACE!!! on Apr 16 2014, 5:15p
good GOD
Commented on EVERTON LOSE TO CRYSTAL PALACE!!! on Apr 16 2014, 5:14p - 1 reply
And one can gauge just about when people got interested in the EPL by what team they support
Commented on Arsenal vs. West Ham: The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly on Apr 16 2014, 5:12p
It refers to the Midway Plaisance
Commented on Arsenal vs. West Ham: The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly on Apr 16 2014, 5:11p - 1 reply
Guys NEW POST
Commented on Arsenal vs. West Ham: The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly on Apr 16 2014, 5:00p
Why do you want people to use their words more than a fun gif?
Commented on Arsenal vs. West Ham: The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly on Apr 16 2014, 3:19p - 1 reply
I mean, sure, but like, it's the internet
Commented on Arsenal vs. West Ham: The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly on Apr 16 2014, 2:47p - 1 reply
I still don't get why the gif oracle is such a source of pure hate from everyone
Commented on Arsenal vs. West Ham: The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly on Apr 16 2014, 2:25p - 2 replies
For sure
Commented on Arsenal vs. West Ham: The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly on Apr 16 2014, 10:50a
The GBU makes no claims to be exhaustive
Commented on Arsenal vs. West Ham: The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly on Apr 16 2014, 10:42a - 1 reply
"Strugglebus"
Commented on Arsenal vs. West Ham: The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly on Apr 16 2014, 10:12a - 2 replies
Once Brothers, so good
Commented on React! Arsenal 3-West Ham 1; All Is Awesome on Apr 16 2014, 12:10a
My jam is the Loyola Marymount one
Commented on React! Arsenal 3-West Ham 1; All Is Awesome on Apr 16 2014, 12:10a
And closed down out wide to force them into a mistake for our first
Commented on React! Arsenal 3-West Ham 1; All Is Awesome on Apr 15 2014, 10:13p
I still think people are underrating Arshavin's contributions in his first 2.5 years
Commented on Gunners star warns club: play me, or I'm out on Apr 15 2014, 10:14a - 2 replies
I certainly think it's a plausible theory
Commented on Gunners star warns club: play me, or I'm out on Apr 15 2014, 10:12a - 1 reply
I find the loss of pace a much more convincing argument than mentality, myself
Commented on Gunners star warns club: play me, or I'm out on Apr 15 2014, 12:13a - 1 reply
Literally, figuratively, the void:
Commented on Gunners star warns club: play me, or I'm out on Apr 15 2014, 12:11a
Totally.
Commented on Women's FA Cup Quarterfinal Draw on Apr 15 2014, 12:10a
dude. DUDE.
Commented on Arsenal 1-1 Wigan (Arsenal win penalties, 4-2): FA Cup Semifinal on Apr 12 2014, 9:59p - 1 reply
shit.
Commented on Wigan vs. Arsenal match preview: turn off the cryosleep chamber on Apr 11 2014, 7:26p
Gibbs is maybe hurt.
Commented on Wigan vs. Arsenal match preview: turn off the cryosleep chamber on Apr 11 2014, 7:26p
Gnabry's a good shout
Commented on Wigan vs. Arsenal match preview: turn off the cryosleep chamber on Apr 11 2014, 6:02p - 1 reply
But if Ox can't go, then what?
Commented on Wigan vs. Arsenal match preview: turn off the cryosleep chamber on Apr 11 2014, 5:03p - 2 replies
Oh, right.
Commented on Wigan vs. Arsenal match preview: turn off the cryosleep chamber on Apr 11 2014, 5:03p
I...am lost haha
Commented on Wigan vs. Arsenal match preview: turn off the cryosleep chamber on Apr 11 2014, 4:36p
It's the latest Arsenal innovation
Commented on Wigan vs. Arsenal match preview: turn off the cryosleep chamber on Apr 11 2014, 3:48p - 1 reply
*That* old thing, haha :)
Commented on Wigan vs. Arsenal match preview: turn off the cryosleep chamber on Apr 11 2014, 3:00p
That's how I set it up
Commented on Wigan vs. Arsenal match preview: turn off the cryosleep chamber on Apr 11 2014, 2:27p - 3 replies
I feel like all three might start
Commented on Wigan vs. Arsenal match preview: turn off the cryosleep chamber on Apr 11 2014, 2:24p - 1 reply
This one, I cannot see
Commented on Wigan vs. Arsenal match preview: turn off the cryosleep chamber on Apr 11 2014, 1:26p - 1 reply
Every single Sox fan I know despises him.
Commented on Myriad of Injuries for Arsenal for Wigan Game on Apr 11 2014, 1:14p
Wigan vs. Arsenal match preview: turn off the cryosleep chamber
Posted on Apr 11 2014, 1:12p
I agree with you about the milquetoast
Commented on Myriad of Injuries for Arsenal for Wigan Game on Apr 11 2014, 12:30p - 3 replies
That is a big part of it, for me, yeah.
Commented on Arsene Wenger Obviously Still Loves Cesc Fabregas on Apr 11 2014, 12:22p
I think Jack does well occasionally on the dribble from deeper positions
Commented on Toulouse right back Aurier rumored to make Arsenal move on Apr 11 2014, 10:40a
I might be one of the only people who didn't really like him
Commented on Arsene Wenger Obviously Still Loves Cesc Fabregas on Apr 11 2014, 10:13a - 1 reply
Nice.
Commented on Myriad of Injuries for Arsenal for Wigan Game on Apr 11 2014, 12:13a
Remember that wages dictate more about finishing position than transfer fees
Commented on Gunners star warns club: win titles, or I'm out on Apr 11 2014, 12:13a - 3 replies
Part of me wants to guess Tony Womack
Commented on Myriad of Injuries for Arsenal for Wigan Game on Apr 10 2014, 11:07p
Yep
Commented on Myriad of Injuries for Arsenal for Wigan Game on Apr 10 2014, 5:36p - 1 reply
Isn't it more about where we end up after 38 games?
Commented on Gunners star warns club: win titles, or I'm out on Apr 10 2014, 3:08p
I don't think he's been that great this year, but.
Commented on Gunners star warns club: win titles, or I'm out on Apr 10 2014, 1:39p - 1 reply
Oh, yeah, haha, well, yes.
Commented on Myriad of Injuries for Arsenal for Wigan Game on Apr 10 2014, 1:04p
Because this one is about the injuries ahead of the Wigan match
Commented on Myriad of Injuries for Arsenal for Wigan Game on Apr 10 2014, 1:03p - 1 reply
Haha; that's not Santi's fault, apostolos
Commented on Gunners star warns club: win titles, or I'm out on Apr 10 2014, 11:58a - 1 reply
That's a fair point.
Commented on Gunners star warns club: win titles, or I'm out on Apr 10 2014, 11:05a
Yeah, I agree that things could go a little better
Commented on Top Four Place Still In Arsenal's Hands on Apr 10 2014, 11:04a
Nobody does.
Commented on Gunners star warns club: win titles, or I'm out on Apr 10 2014, 10:16a - 1 reply
I think Zito knows it's not literally true.
Commented on Top Four Place Still In Arsenal's Hands on Apr 10 2014, 10:14a
It's more than money, though
Commented on Top Four Place Still In Arsenal's Hands on Apr 10 2014, 10:13a - 1 reply
Nope
Commented on Gunners star warns club: win titles, or I'm out on Apr 9 2014, 6:02p
I remember a certain "selling club" buying Santi a couple years back
Commented on Gunners star warns club: win titles, or I'm out on Apr 9 2014, 5:48p
I mean I don't think they're set up to improve, either,
Commented on Gunners star warns club: win titles, or I'm out on Apr 9 2014, 5:41p
I love him because he was really good
Commented on Gunners star warns club: win titles, or I'm out on Apr 9 2014, 5:20p
Atletico did just get to the semis...
Commented on Gunners star warns club: win titles, or I'm out on Apr 9 2014, 5:09p - 2 replies
Enh, Cesc was pretty frigging good, no?
Commented on Gunners star warns club: win titles, or I'm out on Apr 9 2014, 4:54p
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