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Ted Harwood

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Minnesotan living in Chicago.

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If we have to get a result in Istanbul, in December, after that Stoke game,
Commented on Arsenal's group stage schedule released on Aug 28 2014, 3:32p - 1 reply
Arsenal's group stage schedule released
Posted on Aug 28 2014, 3:15p
Nice, I'll take that
Commented on UEFA Champions League Draw Open Thread on Aug 28 2014, 12:40p
These are just the groups from last year
Commented on UEFA Champions League Draw Open Thread on Aug 28 2014, 12:22p - 1 reply
lolkloldkfajs;dgkaks;dlgja;sljg
Commented on UEFA Champions League Draw Open Thread on Aug 28 2014, 12:19p
And now a 15-minute introduction of Fernando Hierro!
Commented on UEFA Champions League Draw Open Thread on Aug 28 2014, 12:14p
I think maroon and orange is way worse than gold, even
Commented on UEFA Champions League Draw Open Thread on Aug 28 2014, 11:53a - 1 reply
Even as a former Minnesota Gopher, I don't like maroon and gold together
Commented on UEFA Champions League Draw Open Thread on Aug 28 2014, 11:48a - 1 reply
I just want to face the clubs in each pot with the coolest kits
Commented on UEFA Champions League Draw Open Thread on Aug 28 2014, 11:32a - 1 reply
Two teams from Portugal, both in Pot 1
Commented on UEFA Champions League Draw Open Thread on Aug 28 2014, 11:23a
re: releasing it faster
Commented on Arsenal 1-0 Besiktas: Seventeen on Aug 28 2014, 12:52a
Calling up the Stone Roses is a weird move for England
Commented on Arsenal 1-0 Besiktas: Seventeen on Aug 27 2014, 9:58p - 2 replies
My hope is that now that the cash is flowing again, we can start to get some of the kinds of players
Commented on Arsenal vs. Besiktas: Match Preview And TV on Aug 27 2014, 12:13p - 1 reply
I get where you're coming from, apostolos
Commented on Arsenal vs. Besiktas: Match Preview And TV on Aug 27 2014, 12:01p - 2 replies
Too bad they're all in the wrong aspect ratio!
Commented on Benik Afobe scores twice against Manchester United, banter ensues on Aug 26 2014, 9:18p
Manuel Almunia forced to retire with heart ailment
Posted on Aug 26 2014, 6:52p
I mean I wouldn't personally buy four strikers at once, but hey, I'm not Wenger
Commented on O Jogo: Arsenal in talks for Carvalho on Aug 26 2014, 5:11p - 1 reply
I don't.
Commented on Reports: Olivier Giroud could have broken foot on Aug 26 2014, 10:41a
I don't even drink
Commented on Reports: Olivier Giroud could have broken foot on Aug 25 2014, 7:35p - 1 reply
Current mood
Commented on Reports: Olivier Giroud could have broken foot on Aug 25 2014, 7:24p - 1 reply
The ball hit his foot when his foot was awkwardly planted
Commented on Arsenal striker may miss Besiktas second leg on Aug 25 2014, 6:47p - 1 reply
Arsenal striker may miss Besiktas second leg
Posted on Aug 25 2014, 1:18p
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Commented on Which Former Arsenal Player Can Solve Their Midfield Crisis? on Aug 24 2014, 3:29p
Can I ask what you mean when you say it's a myth?
Commented on Everton 2 - 2 Arsenal: Arsenal fight back for point on Aug 24 2014, 11:38a
.
Commented on Everton 2 - 2 Arsenal: Arsenal fight back for point on Aug 23 2014, 9:33p
I agree, he has failed
Commented on Everton 2 - 2 Arsenal: Arsenal fight back for point on Aug 23 2014, 9:30p - 1 reply
By which standard, though, would you say the refs are mediocre?
Commented on Everton 2 - 2 Arsenal: Arsenal fight back for point on Aug 23 2014, 9:19p - 1 reply
There was a website called Debatable Decisions
Commented on Everton 2 - 2 Arsenal: Arsenal fight back for point on Aug 23 2014, 9:14p - 5 replies
But sports are a human endeavor
Commented on Everton 2 - 2 Arsenal: Arsenal fight back for point on Aug 23 2014, 9:10p - 2 replies
I guess I just think bad calls even out over seasons, mainly
Commented on Everton 2 - 2 Arsenal: Arsenal fight back for point on Aug 23 2014, 9:09p - 1 reply
Then that's where we differ, fair enough.
Commented on Everton 2 - 2 Arsenal: Arsenal fight back for point on Aug 23 2014, 9:07p
Fair enough
Commented on Everton 2 - 2 Arsenal: Arsenal fight back for point on Aug 23 2014, 9:06p - 2 replies
I want the refs to be better
Commented on Everton 2 - 2 Arsenal: Arsenal fight back for point on Aug 23 2014, 9:06p - 1 reply
Busquets
Commented on Everton 2 - 2 Arsenal: Arsenal fight back for point on Aug 23 2014, 9:05p
So you don't find injustice dramatic?
Commented on Everton 2 - 2 Arsenal: Arsenal fight back for point on Aug 23 2014, 9:04p - 2 replies
Of course they don't; that's a straw man
Commented on Everton 2 - 2 Arsenal: Arsenal fight back for point on Aug 23 2014, 9:03p
Well, I do!
Commented on Everton 2 - 2 Arsenal: Arsenal fight back for point on Aug 23 2014, 9:02p - 1 reply
Disgrace is part of the game
Commented on Everton 2 - 2 Arsenal: Arsenal fight back for point on Aug 23 2014, 9:00p - 1 reply
I love you
Commented on Everton 2 - 2 Arsenal: Arsenal fight back for point on Aug 23 2014, 9:00p - 1 reply
For me, sports are drama
Commented on Everton 2 - 2 Arsenal: Arsenal fight back for point on Aug 23 2014, 7:39p - 1 reply
I'm very much in the minority, but I like referee screwups
Commented on Everton 2 - 2 Arsenal: Arsenal fight back for point on Aug 23 2014, 7:36p - 3 replies
How do you think he'll work out at ManU?
Commented on Everton 2 - 2 Arsenal: Arsenal fight back for point on Aug 23 2014, 7:22p - 3 replies
How hurt is he
Commented on Everton 2 - 2 Arsenal: Arsenal fight back for point on Aug 23 2014, 7:08p - 1 reply
To be fair to Alexis, I don't think Giroud would've done much in that first half either without support
Commented on Everton 2 - 2 Arsenal: Arsenal fight back for point on Aug 23 2014, 5:48p - 3 replies
Everton 2 - 2 Arsenal: Arsenal fight back for point
Posted on Aug 23 2014, 5:20p
Everton vs. Arsenal: Premier League 2014-15
Posted on Aug 21 2014, 12:05p
Everton vs. Arsenal team news: Germans in, Arteta out
Posted on Aug 21 2014, 12:03p
We need to change the subject back to why Wenger always Hegels about CDM prices
Commented on Besiktas 0-0 Arsenal: Disappointing result for Arsenal on Aug 21 2014, 11:08a - 1 reply
This blog is supposed to be about Soccer, tease
Commented on Besiktas 0-0 Arsenal: Disappointing result for Arsenal on Aug 21 2014, 1:02a - 1 reply
He won't have a chance to show off his Sartre-orial sensibilities on the touchline
Commented on Besiktas 0-0 Arsenal: Disappointing result for Arsenal on Aug 20 2014, 9:28p - 1 reply
More time to smoke and read Camus then
Commented on Besiktas 0-0 Arsenal: Disappointing result for Arsenal on Aug 20 2014, 1:31p - 1 reply
I'm not sure what the numbers here are meant to demonstrate
Commented on Besiktas 0-0 Arsenal: Disappointing result for Arsenal on Aug 19 2014, 10:31p - 1 reply
It's bad
Commented on Besiktas vs. Arsenal: Lineups and Match Thread on Aug 19 2014, 2:50p
I am not one of those people, I guess
Commented on Besiktas vs. Arsenal: Lineups and Match Thread on Aug 19 2014, 2:42p
Why did you change it? Just curious
Commented on Besiktas vs. Arsenal: Lineups and Match Thread on Aug 19 2014, 2:38p - 1 reply
But I just see the gif, no link!
Commented on Besiktas vs. Arsenal: Lineups and Match Thread on Aug 19 2014, 2:33p - 2 replies
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