Nonconform_cartoon

Tempestuous Binary

  • joined Feb 12, 2009
  • last login May 17, 2013
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Rumour has it that I was raised by wolves (which would explain my odd behaviour), but I know this not only to be not true, but also highly offensive to my parents, who may appear to be wolves to the untrained eye, but are actually just a rare breed of homo sapiens known as Madeirans.

My first goal in life is to learn as much as possible from the creatures (human or otherwise) I meet, the plants I have the opportunity to stop and observe, art in all its forms, the food I get to eat everyday, and every sunrise I'm fortunate enough to witness while simultaneously living in the most remote place I can find, and document this learning experience in any way I see fit, whether through the medium of words, music, film, photography, or (admittedly pretty bad) painting and sculpture. Well, you can't be good at everything. Anyway, hopefully by the time I've died, I'll have managed to weave all my disparate stories together to show just how rich, complex, and varied life on Planet Earth can be.

Also, while we're on the topic of me, I'd just like to bring to your attention the fact that I'm awesome, and if you don't like it, too bad, because that's just how I roll. B-)

A Fan Of...

  • nba Denver Nuggets
  • nhl Colorado Avalanche
  • soccer Manchester City
Recent Activity
Pens. PP. 4-2.
Commented on Playoffs Preview and Live Thread, May 17 on May 17 2013, 8:56p
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Commented on Playoffs Preview and Live Thread, May 17 on May 17 2013, 8:46p
Pens defence responds. 3-2 Pens.
Commented on Playoffs Preview and Live Thread, May 17 on May 17 2013, 8:44p
Andy pulled, too.
Commented on Playoffs Preview and Live Thread, May 17 on May 17 2013, 8:41p
Crosby with a hat-trick. 3-1 Pens.
Commented on Playoffs Preview and Live Thread, May 17 on May 17 2013, 8:40p
Since when is Karlsson bad at defence? I thought he won the Chuck Norris, or something.
Commented on Playoffs Preview and Live Thread, May 17 on May 17 2013, 8:35p
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Commented on Kirk McLean latest victim in Avalanche revamping on May 17 2013, 1:52p - 1 reply
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Commented on News of the Colorado Avalanche - Links around the NHL - May 17th, 2013 on May 17 2013, 1:41p - 1 reply
I would laugh, if I didn't think that was dumb.
Commented on Detailed Reporting: Your Playoffs Live Thread for May 16 on May 17 2013, 8:23a
There are always factors.
Commented on Detailed Reporting: Your Playoffs Live Thread for May 16 on May 17 2013, 8:18a - 1 reply
Yeah, tough one to give up. Complete defensive fail.
Commented on Detailed Reporting: Your Playoffs Live Thread for May 16 on May 16 2013, 10:50p
They're not.
Commented on Detailed Reporting: Your Playoffs Live Thread for May 16 on May 16 2013, 10:41p
Is a film sequel new or improved?
Commented on Detailed Reporting: Your Playoffs Live Thread for May 16 on May 16 2013, 10:36p - 1 reply
Theoretically, everything new is improved, so there's no need to reference it.
Commented on Detailed Reporting: Your Playoffs Live Thread for May 16 on May 16 2013, 10:28p - 1 reply
How is something both new and improved at the same time?
Commented on Detailed Reporting: Your Playoffs Live Thread for May 16 on May 16 2013, 10:20p - 1 reply
Would have gone in somewhere between 0.1 and 0.0 seconds.
Commented on Detailed Reporting: Your Playoffs Live Thread for May 16 on May 16 2013, 10:09p - 1 reply
Witnessing the end of Jagr?
Commented on Detailed Reporting: Your Playoffs Live Thread for May 16 on May 16 2013, 9:52p - 2 replies
Looks like Jake Plummer, no?
Commented on Detailed Reporting: Your Playoffs Live Thread for May 16 on May 16 2013, 9:35p
It's been mine for a while.
Commented on Detailed Reporting: Your Playoffs Live Thread for May 16 on May 16 2013, 9:34p
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Commented on Detailed Reporting: Your Playoffs Live Thread for May 16 on May 16 2013, 9:34p
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Commented on Detailed Reporting: Your Playoffs Live Thread for May 16 on May 16 2013, 9:22p
I love Burns' caveman look. And I don't mean that ironically.
Commented on Detailed Reporting: Your Playoffs Live Thread for May 16 on May 16 2013, 9:22p - 1 reply
Welcome to MHH.
Commented on Detailed Reporting: Your Playoffs Live Thread for May 16 on May 16 2013, 9:18p - 2 replies
Chara the toughest guy in the NHL? No one wants to fight him?
Commented on Detailed Reporting: Your Playoffs Live Thread for May 16 on May 16 2013, 9:08p - 2 replies
Dang weird.
Commented on Detailed Reporting: Your Playoffs Live Thread for May 16 on May 16 2013, 9:02p - 2 replies
Oh, man. Callahan misses after Rask goes fishing on the other side of the ice.
Commented on Detailed Reporting: Your Playoffs Live Thread for May 16 on May 16 2013, 9:00p
Oof, softie.
Commented on Detailed Reporting: Your Playoffs Live Thread for May 16 on May 16 2013, 8:59p
Still remember all the attention he got from teams.
Commented on Detailed Reporting: Your Playoffs Live Thread for May 16 on May 16 2013, 8:55p
Banged up or something?
Commented on Detailed Reporting: Your Playoffs Live Thread for May 16 on May 16 2013, 8:46p - 1 reply
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Commented on Detailed Reporting: Your Playoffs Live Thread for May 16 on May 16 2013, 8:43p - 2 replies
What the hell? It's not even midnight yet?
Commented on Detailed Reporting: Your Playoffs Live Thread for May 16 on May 16 2013, 6:53p
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Commented on Detailed Reporting: Your Playoffs Live Thread for May 16 on May 16 2013, 4:54p
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Commented on Detailed Reporting: Your Playoffs Live Thread for May 16 on May 16 2013, 4:52p
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Commented on Detailed Reporting: Your Playoffs Live Thread for May 16 on May 16 2013, 4:51p
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Commented on Detailed Reporting: Your Playoffs Live Thread for May 16 on May 16 2013, 4:50p - 1 reply
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Commented on Detailed Reporting: Your Playoffs Live Thread for May 16 on May 16 2013, 4:50p
MODS PLEASE DELETE THE ABOVE COMMENT. SPOILER FAIL.
Commented on Detailed Reporting: Your Playoffs Live Thread for May 16 on May 16 2013, 4:49p
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Commented on Detailed Reporting: Your Playoffs Live Thread for May 16 on May 16 2013, 4:44p - 1 reply
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Commented on Detailed Reporting: Your Playoffs Live Thread for May 16 on May 16 2013, 4:42p
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Commented on Detailed Reporting: Your Playoffs Live Thread for May 16 on May 16 2013, 4:36p
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Commented on Detailed Reporting: Your Playoffs Live Thread for May 16 on May 16 2013, 4:35p - 1 reply
Weird.
Commented on Detailed Reporting: Your Playoffs Live Thread for May 16 on May 16 2013, 4:34p - 1 reply
iPad pillows: for people who want to burn their house down while cooking... and play Angry Birds at the same time.
Commented on Detailed Reporting: Your Playoffs Live Thread for May 16 on May 16 2013, 4:30p
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Commented on Detailed Reporting: Your Playoffs Live Thread for May 16 on May 16 2013, 4:28p
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Commented on Detailed Reporting: Your Playoffs Live Thread for May 16 on May 16 2013, 4:27p
No, missed it, unfortunately.
Commented on Detailed Reporting: Your Playoffs Live Thread for May 16 on May 16 2013, 4:27p
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Commented on Detailed Reporting: Your Playoffs Live Thread for May 16 on May 16 2013, 4:14p - 1 reply
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Commented on Detailed Reporting: Your Playoffs Live Thread for May 16 on May 16 2013, 4:11p
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Commented on Detailed Reporting: Your Playoffs Live Thread for May 16 on May 16 2013, 4:02p
Canada vs. Sweden
Commented on Detailed Reporting: Your Playoffs Live Thread for May 16 on May 16 2013, 4:00p - 12 replies
"His first two steps separate him from everybody else on the ice." - Crawford on Duchene.
Commented on Detailed Reporting: Your Playoffs Live Thread for May 16 on May 16 2013, 3:57p - 2 replies
I've been having the problem with other sites, too. Been an SBN problem for me.
Commented on News of the Colorado Avalanche - Links around the NHL - May 16th, 2013 on May 16 2013, 1:19p - 1 reply
Remember when people were complaining about McClement's inability to score and the need for more depth scoring?
Commented on Cognitive Dissonance on May 14 2013, 6:27p - 1 reply
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Commented on Links from around the Pre-Draft Rankings: Jonathan Drouin on May 14 2013, 6:19p
Forever alone.
Commented on Round 2 Begins. It's your May 13 Playoffs Preview and Live Thread on May 14 2013, 6:05p
I bet 1 Thomas Buck on that lineup never happening.
Commented on Cognitive Dissonance on May 14 2013, 2:50p - 1 reply
Personally, I blame it on Dan.
Commented on Cognitive Dissonance on May 14 2013, 12:56p
The 1950s?
Commented on Game of Sevens: May 13 Playoffs Thread on May 14 2013, 6:11a
+1.
Commented on Game of Sevens: May 13 Playoffs Thread on May 13 2013, 9:01p
I'll bring the sausages.
Commented on Game of Sevens: May 13 Playoffs Thread on May 13 2013, 8:21p - 1 reply
Does its job only when it feels like it.
Commented on Game of Sevens: May 13 Playoffs Thread on May 13 2013, 8:21p
Lefty?
Commented on Game of Sevens: May 13 Playoffs Thread on May 13 2013, 8:17p - 2 replies
I totally read it like that.
Commented on Game of Sevens: May 13 Playoffs Thread on May 13 2013, 8:06p - 1 reply
Too much carrying.
Commented on Game of Sevens: May 13 Playoffs Thread on May 13 2013, 7:55p
Speaking of Duchene...
Commented on Game of Sevens: May 13 Playoffs Thread on May 13 2013, 7:00p - 1 reply
Taylor Hall? Boo!
Commented on Game of Sevens: May 13 Playoffs Thread on May 13 2013, 6:48p
Playoff hockey!
Commented on Playoffs Preview and Live Thread, May 12 on May 12 2013, 7:04p - 1 reply
I can never unsee Lord Stanley's finger being in the wrong place between shots in that Geico ad.
Commented on Playoffs Preview and Live Thread, May 12 on May 12 2013, 6:55p - 2 replies
And, indeed, you could.
Commented on Playoffs Preview and Live Thread, May 12 on May 12 2013, 6:53p
Oof, classy Caps.
Commented on Playoffs Preview and Live Thread, May 12 on May 12 2013, 6:50p
Liking the Rangers' energy.
Commented on Playoffs Preview and Live Thread, May 12 on May 12 2013, 6:01p
Dat pressure.
Commented on Playoffs Preview and Live Thread, May 12 on May 12 2013, 5:50p
Sucky that I'm missing some of these elimination games. Goram responsibilities.
Commented on Playoffs Preview and Live Thread, May 11 on May 11 2013, 2:21p
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Commented on Joe Sakic, Josh Kroenke take on bigger roles with the Avs on May 11 2013, 5:41a
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Commented on Joe Sakic, Josh Kroenke take on bigger roles with the Avs on May 11 2013, 5:33a - 1 reply
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