Nonconform_cartoon

Tempestuous Binary

  • joined Feb 12, 2009
  • last login Jul 23, 2014
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Rumour has it that I was raised by wolves (which would explain my odd behaviour), but I know this not only to be not true, but also highly offensive to my parents, who may appear to be wolves to the untrained eye, but are actually just a rare breed of homo sapiens known as Madeirans.

My first goal in life is to learn as much as possible from the creatures (human or otherwise) I meet, the plants I have the opportunity to stop and observe, art in all its forms, the food I get to eat everyday, and every sunrise I'm fortunate enough to witness while simultaneously living in the most remote place I can find, and document this learning experience in any way I see fit, whether through the medium of words, music, film, photography, or (admittedly pretty bad) painting and sculpture. Well, you can't be good at everything. Anyway, hopefully by the time I've died, I'll have managed to weave all my disparate stories together to show just how rich, complex, and varied life on Planet Earth can be.

Also, while we're on the topic of me, I'd just like to bring to your attention the fact that I'm awesome, and if you don't like it, too bad, because that's just how I roll. B-)

A Fan Of...

  • NBA Denver Nuggets
  • NHL Colorado Avalanche
Recent Activity
Avs and O'Reilly:
Commented on O'Reilly signs last minute deal with the Avs on Jul 23 2014, 5:44p
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Commented on O'Reilly signs last minute deal with the Avs on Jul 23 2014, 5:43p - 2 replies
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Commented on Colorado Avalanche: News from around the NHL July 22nd, 2014 on Jul 23 2014, 3:28p - 1 reply
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Commented on O'Reilly signs last minute deal with the Avs on Jul 23 2014, 3:04p - 1 reply
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Commented on Colorado Avalanche: News from around the NHL July 22nd, 2014 on Jul 23 2014, 2:59p - 1 reply
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Commented on Colorado Avalanche: News from around the NHL July 22nd, 2014 on Jul 23 2014, 2:26p - 1 reply
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Commented on Colorado Avalanche: News from around the NHL July 22nd, 2014 on Jul 23 2014, 1:32p - 1 reply
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Commented on Colorado Avalanche: News from around the NHL July 22nd, 2014 on Jul 23 2014, 1:07p - 1 reply
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Commented on Colorado Avalanche: News from around the NHL July 22nd, 2014 on Jul 23 2014, 1:00p
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Commented on Colorado Avalanche: News from around the NHL July 22nd, 2014 on Jul 23 2014, 12:56p - 2 replies
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Commented on Colorado Avalanche: News from around the NHL July 22nd, 2014 on Jul 23 2014, 12:49p - 1 reply
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Commented on Colorado Avalanche: News from around the NHL July 22nd, 2014 on Jul 23 2014, 12:46p - 1 reply
You can just FEEL the excitement.
Commented on Colorado Avalanche: News from around the NHL July 23rd, 2014 on Jul 23 2014, 10:48a - 1 reply
Y'all must be really bad at reading body language.
Commented on Colorado Avalanche: News from around the NHL July 23rd, 2014 on Jul 23 2014, 10:16a
Tooting my own horn...
Commented on Colorado Avalanche: News from around the NHL July 23rd, 2014 on Jul 23 2014, 10:06a - 1 reply
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Commented on Colorado Avalanche: News from around the NHL July 23rd, 2014 on Jul 23 2014, 10:00a
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Commented on Colorado Avalanche: News from around the NHL July 23rd, 2014 on Jul 23 2014, 9:57a - 3 replies
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Commented on Colorado Avalanche: News from around the NHL July 22nd, 2014 on Jul 22 2014, 3:48p - 1 reply
My favourite.
Commented on Colorado Avalanche: News from around the NHL July 22nd, 2014 on Jul 22 2014, 3:47p - 1 reply
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Commented on Colorado Avalanche: News from around the NHL July 22nd, 2014 on Jul 22 2014, 3:36p - 1 reply
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Commented on Colorado Avalanche: News from around the NHL July 22nd, 2014 on Jul 22 2014, 3:35p - 1 reply
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Commented on Colorado Avalanche: News from around the NHL July 22nd, 2014 on Jul 22 2014, 3:34p - 1 reply
Second thought...
Commented on Colorado Avalanche: News from around the NHL July 22nd, 2014 on Jul 22 2014, 3:30p - 2 replies
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Commented on Colorado Avalanche: News from around the NHL July 22nd, 2014 on Jul 22 2014, 3:26p - 1 reply
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Commented on Hot Take: Deadlines to Decide the Fate of Ryan O'Reilly on Jul 21 2014, 4:15p
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Commented on Hot Take: Deadlines to Decide the Fate of Ryan O'Reilly on Jul 21 2014, 3:47p - 1 reply
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Commented on Hot Take: Deadlines to Decide the Fate of Ryan O'Reilly on Jul 21 2014, 3:40p - 1 reply
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Commented on Hot Take: Deadlines to Decide the Fate of Ryan O'Reilly on Jul 21 2014, 3:37p
I've been getting free eggs from my uncle, who has a small farm.
Commented on Hot Take: Deadlines to Decide the Fate of Ryan O'Reilly on Jul 21 2014, 3:21p - 2 replies
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Commented on Hot Take: Deadlines to Decide the Fate of Ryan O'Reilly on Jul 21 2014, 3:06p - 2 replies
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Commented on Hot Take: Deadlines to Decide the Fate of Ryan O'Reilly on Jul 21 2014, 2:10p - 1 reply
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Commented on Hot Take: Deadlines to Decide the Fate of Ryan O'Reilly on Jul 21 2014, 1:47p - 2 replies
Winnipeg isn't a great place to raise a family, imo, if that's a consideration.
Commented on Hot Take: Deadlines to Decide the Fate of Ryan O'Reilly on Jul 21 2014, 1:34p - 1 reply
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Commented on Hot Take: Deadlines to Decide the Fate of Ryan O'Reilly on Jul 21 2014, 12:47p
What the Avs should have done...
Commented on Hot Take: Deadlines to Decide the Fate of Ryan O'Reilly on Jul 21 2014, 12:37p - 1 reply
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Commented on 2009: Who Has The Most Character (Bucks) on Jul 18 2014, 9:55a
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Commented on Weekly Watercooler: UFA Roundup & O'Reilly Saga Continues on Jul 18 2014, 4:14a
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Commented on Colorado Avalanche: News from around the NHL July 16th, 2014 on Jul 16 2014, 5:47p - 1 reply
for God damn it, Ott? Why? God, why?
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for God damn it, Ott? Why? God, why?
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Commented on Colorado Avalanche: News from around the NHL July 10th, 2014 on Jul 11 2014, 3:10a
Sandie is upholding a Canadian tradition of passive aggressive trolling.
Commented on Colorado Avalanche: News from around the NHL July 4th, 2014 on Jul 4 2014, 10:14a - 1 reply
Interesting footage of Poile mic'd up at the draft.
Commented on Colorado Avalanche: News from around the NHL July 4th, 2014 on Jul 4 2014, 9:55a - 1 reply
Shit. Comment invalid.
Commented on Avalanche 2014 Free Agency Day Recap on Jul 3 2014, 1:15p
I purposefully chose that year.
Commented on Avalanche 2014 Free Agency Day Recap on Jul 3 2014, 1:14p
Guys taken in the 2nd in 2006...
Commented on Avalanche 2014 Free Agency Day Recap on Jul 3 2014, 1:01p - 3 replies
Fun fact.
Commented on Colorado Avalanche: News from around the NHL July 2nd, 2014 on Jul 2 2014, 2:48p - 2 replies
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Commented on Avalanche Free Agency Open Thread: The Sequel of the Sequel on Jul 2 2014, 10:08a - 1 reply
Avs have it in for the 2nd round.
Commented on Avalanche Free Agency Open Thread 7/1/2014 on Jul 1 2014, 12:56p - 1 reply
Let the man grieve.
Commented on Avalanche Free Agency Open Thread 7/1/2014 on Jul 1 2014, 12:47p
Damnit, so close!
Commented on Avalanche Free Agency Open Thread 7/1/2014 on Jul 1 2014, 12:38p - 1 reply
Paul Stastny does what Paul Stastny does.
Commented on Avalanche Free Agency Open Thread 7/1/2014 on Jul 1 2014, 12:36p - 1 reply
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Commented on Avalanche Free Agency Open Thread 7/1/2014 on Jul 1 2014, 12:16p
Scheiße!
Commented on Avalanche Free Agency Open Thread 7/1/2014 on Jul 1 2014, 12:09p - 1 reply
Damnit, so close.
Commented on Avalanche Free Agency Open Thread 7/1/2014 on Jul 1 2014, 12:04p
They also got Karlsson?!?!?!?!
Commented on Avalanche Free Agency Open Thread 7/1/2014 on Jul 1 2014, 11:08a
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Commented on Avalanche Free Agency Open Thread 7/1/2014 on Jul 1 2014, 10:59a
Alternatively, if you're using Firefox...
Commented on Avalanche Free Agency Open Thread 7/1/2014 on Jul 1 2014, 10:37a - 1 reply
Wait, I thought Carey wasn't qualified?
Commented on Avalanche Free Agency Open Thread 7/1/2014 on Jul 1 2014, 10:17a - 2 replies
Two years.
Commented on Avalanche Free Agency Open Thread 7/1/2014 on Jul 1 2014, 9:47a
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Commented on Avalanche Free Agency Open Thread 7/1/2014 on Jul 1 2014, 9:47a
Hey Guyz.
Commented on Avalanche Free Agency Open Thread 7/1/2014 on Jul 1 2014, 9:28a - 1 reply
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Commented on Avalanche Free Agency Open Thread 7/1/2014 on Jul 1 2014, 9:23a - 1 reply
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Commented on Avalanche Free Agency Open Thread 7/1/2014 on Jul 1 2014, 9:19a
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Commented on Avalanche trade PA Parenteau, get Danny Briere in return on Jul 1 2014, 9:02a
If anything ever called for an offer sheet...
Commented on Avalanche trade PA Parenteau, get Danny Briere in return on Jul 1 2014, 2:46a - 1 reply
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Commented on Avalanche trade PA Parenteau, get Danny Briere in return on Jul 1 2014, 2:43a - 1 reply
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Commented on Avalanche trade PA Parenteau, get Danny Briere in return on Jul 1 2014, 2:34a
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Commented on Avalanche trade PA Parenteau, get Danny Briere in return on Jun 30 2014, 5:45p
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Commented on Avalanche trade PA Parenteau, get Danny Briere in return on Jun 30 2014, 5:17p
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Commented on Avalanche trade PA Parenteau, get Danny Briere in return on Jun 30 2014, 4:39p - 2 replies
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Commented on Avalanche trade PA Parenteau, get Danny Briere in return on Jun 30 2014, 3:30p - 1 reply
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Commented on Free Agency: Call Em Like You See Em on Jun 30 2014, 12:20p
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Commented on Free Agency: Call Em Like You See Em on Jun 30 2014, 12:13p
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