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Tempestuous Binary

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Rumour has it that I was raised by wolves (which would explain my odd behaviour), but I know this not only to be not true, but also highly offensive to my parents, who may appear to be wolves to the untrained eye, but are actually just a rare breed of homo sapiens known as Madeirans.

My first goal in life is to learn as much as possible from the creatures (human or otherwise) I meet, the plants I have the opportunity to stop and observe, art in all its forms, the food I get to eat everyday, and every sunrise I'm fortunate enough to witness while simultaneously living in the most remote place I can find, and document this learning experience in any way I see fit, whether through the medium of words, music, film, photography, or (admittedly pretty bad) painting and sculpture. Well, you can't be good at everything. Anyway, hopefully by the time I've died, I'll have managed to weave all my disparate stories together to show just how rich, complex, and varied life on Planet Earth can be.

Also, while we're on the topic of me, I'd just like to bring to your attention the fact that I'm awesome, and if you don't like it, too bad, because that's just how I roll. B-)

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  • NBA Denver Nuggets
  • NHL Colorado Avalanche
Recent Activity
Blues have been shut out a lot lately. You're not going to win many games scoring 0 goals.
Commented on Game 82 Preview: Avs visit the Anaheim Ducks on Apr 13 2014, 3:35p
Um... not so much. Win.
Commented on Game 82 Preview: Avs visit the Anaheim Ducks on Apr 13 2014, 3:21p
Hopefully he stays hot for one more game and then trips into a bucket filled with ice.
Commented on Game 82 Preview: Avs visit the Anaheim Ducks on Apr 13 2014, 10:58a - 1 reply
Must. Win.
Commented on Game 82 Preview: Avs visit the Anaheim Ducks on Apr 13 2014, 10:51a - 1 reply
Come on, Stef, do eeeeet!
Commented on Stefan Elliott recalled from Lake Erie on Apr 13 2014, 3:29a
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Commented on Game 80 Recap: Avs climb atop the Central with a 4-2 win over Vancouver on Apr 11 2014, 1:49a - 2 replies
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Commented on Game 80 Recap: Avs climb atop the Central with a 4-2 win over Vancouver on Apr 11 2014, 1:25a - 2 replies
Good riddance.
Commented on Game 80 Recap: Avs climb atop the Central with a 4-2 win over Vancouver on Apr 11 2014, 1:17a
Instarec.
Commented on Game 80 Recap: Avs climb atop the Central with a 4-2 win over Vancouver on Apr 11 2014, 1:14a - 1 reply
Yeah, I was wondering if they fired the old crew, or something.
Commented on Game 80 Recap: Avs climb atop the Central with a 4-2 win over Vancouver on Apr 11 2014, 1:14a - 1 reply
Don't know if anyone else caught the Canucks broadcast (maybe amit)...
Commented on Game 80 Recap: Avs climb atop the Central with a 4-2 win over Vancouver on Apr 11 2014, 1:02a - 5 replies
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Commented on Game 80 Recap: Avs climb atop the Central with a 4-2 win over Vancouver on Apr 11 2014, 12:45a
OOWWWWWWNS. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWNS.
Commented on Colorado Avalanche: Credit where it is due. on Apr 10 2014, 1:39p
I would have settled for "first!"
Commented on Colorado Avalanche: Credit where it is due. on Apr 10 2014, 1:29p
for Greg Sherman.... he is actually still technically the GM
Voted on Apr 10 2014, 1:29p
That's pretty much accurate.
Commented on The Colorado Avalanche: News from around the NHL - April 8th, 2014 on Apr 8 2014, 3:52p - 1 reply
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Commented on Game 79 Preview: Avalanche at Oilers on Apr 8 2014, 3:14p - 1 reply
And they've been quiet about it, too.
Commented on The Colorado Avalanche: News from around the NHL - April 8th, 2014 on Apr 8 2014, 2:38p - 1 reply
Tell your friend to do it himself.
Commented on The Colorado Avalanche: News from around the NHL - April 8th, 2014 on Apr 8 2014, 2:28p - 1 reply
It's crazy. Over 70% of the internet is reported to be affected, and this bug has been around since 2011.
Commented on The Colorado Avalanche: News from around the NHL - April 8th, 2014 on Apr 8 2014, 2:24p - 1 reply
It's a server-side vulnerability, so Firefox or Chrome won't protect you any more than IE.
Commented on The Colorado Avalanche: News from around the NHL - April 8th, 2014 on Apr 8 2014, 2:23p
All of that is actually why I say the Avs got lucky.
Commented on The Colorado Avalanche: News from around the NHL - April 8th, 2014 on Apr 8 2014, 1:28p
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Commented on The Colorado Avalanche: News from around the NHL - April 8th, 2014 on Apr 8 2014, 1:22p - 5 replies
Thank you.
Commented on The Colorado Avalanche: News from around the NHL - April 8th, 2014 on Apr 8 2014, 11:18a
I assume this only applies to US viewers?
Commented on The Colorado Avalanche: News from around the NHL - April 8th, 2014 on Apr 8 2014, 11:14a - 1 reply
Dreger's original tweet:
Commented on The Colorado Avalanche: News from around the NHL - April 8th, 2014 on Apr 8 2014, 11:05a - 3 replies
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Commented on The Colorado Avalanche: News from around the NHL - April 8th, 2014 on Apr 8 2014, 10:59a
Also
Commented on The Colorado Avalanche: News from around the NHL - April 8th, 2014 on Apr 8 2014, 10:57a - 1 reply
Hahahahahaha. You silly Blues.
Commented on GDT: Avalanche at Blues 4/5/2014, game 77 - [EXPLICIT LYRICS] on Apr 5 2014, 5:09p
This period.
Commented on GDT: Avalanche at Blues 4/5/2014, game 77 - [EXPLICIT LYRICS] on Apr 5 2014, 2:57p - 1 reply
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Commented on Game 76 Recap: Avalanche take it in the shoot out, 3-2 on Apr 4 2014, 6:21a - 4 replies
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Commented on Game 76 Recap: Avalanche take it in the shoot out, 3-2 on Apr 4 2014, 6:17a
Worst I've had...
Commented on The Colorado Avalanche: News from around the NHL - April 3rd, 2014 on Apr 3 2014, 3:09p
And your point? He's one of the best centers in the league.
Commented on Game 76 Preview: Rangers at Avalanche on Apr 3 2014, 12:18p
It's in the same fictional history as Foppa playing for the Preds.
Commented on The Colorado Avalanche: News from around the NHL - April 2nd, 2014 on Apr 3 2014, 1:53a - 1 reply
Understatement of the century.
Commented on The Colorado Avalanche: News from around the NHL - April 2nd, 2014 on Apr 2 2014, 3:26p - 2 replies
I really felt Guenin was brutal on the BJs' second goal.
Commented on Landescomeback! Avs win 3-2 in Overtime on Apr 2 2014, 7:02a - 2 replies
I want to say it's Robert Pattinson.
Commented on Game 75 Preview: Avalanche at Blue Jackets on Apr 1 2014, 3:18p - 1 reply
Ugh. Seriously, Cole. Come the fuck on. You're better than this.
Commented on Semyon Varlamov Out on Apr 1 2014, 2:36p - 2 replies
Randy Carlol.
Commented on The Colorado Avalanche: News from around the NHL - April 1st, 2014 on Apr 1 2014, 2:16p - 1 reply
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Commented on The Colorado Avalanche: News from around the NHL - April 1st, 2014 on Apr 1 2014, 2:00p - 2 replies
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Commented on The Colorado Avalanche: News from around the NHL - April 1st, 2014 on Apr 1 2014, 1:50p - 1 reply
Sonafabitch. It's April 2 where I am.* Nevermind.
Commented on The Colorado Avalanche: News from around the NHL - April 1st, 2014 on Apr 1 2014, 1:47p
I clicked on that link because this comment led me astray. Don't trust the damned Twiggs!
Commented on The Colorado Avalanche: News from around the NHL - April 1st, 2014 on Apr 1 2014, 1:44p - 1 reply
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Commented on Duchene out 4 weeks on Mar 31 2014, 12:52p - 1 reply
While that gif loads, I'm certain it's the Dragonball Z version.
Commented on PLAYOFFS BIRTH CLINCHED on Mar 29 2014, 6:03p
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Commented on PLAYOFFS BIRTH CLINCHED on Mar 29 2014, 6:01p
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Commented on PLAYOFFS BIRTH CLINCHED on Mar 29 2014, 5:56p - 1 reply
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Commented on PLAYOFFS BIRTH CLINCHED on Mar 29 2014, 5:46p - 1 reply
Yup yup.
Commented on GDT: Avalanche vs Sharks 3/29/2014, game 74 on Mar 29 2014, 5:44p
To be fair, he's insulting the useless, motherfucking kind of faeces.
Commented on GDT: Avalanche vs Sharks 3/29/2014, game 74 on Mar 29 2014, 5:29p - 2 replies
The streak ends.
Commented on GDT: Avalanche vs Sharks 3/29/2014, game 74 on Mar 29 2014, 5:17p
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