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Tempestuous Binary

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Rumour has it that I was raised by wolves (which would explain my odd behaviour), but I know this not only to be not true, but also highly offensive to my parents, who may appear to be wolves to the untrained eye, but are actually just a rare breed of homo sapiens known as Madeirans.

My first goal in life is to learn as much as possible from the creatures (human or otherwise) I meet, the plants I have the opportunity to stop and observe, art in all its forms, the food I get to eat everyday, and every sunrise I'm fortunate enough to witness while simultaneously living in the most remote place I can find, and document this learning experience in any way I see fit, whether through the medium of words, music, film, photography, or (admittedly pretty bad) painting and sculpture. Well, you can't be good at everything. Anyway, hopefully by the time I've died, I'll have managed to weave all my disparate stories together to show just how rich, complex, and varied life on Planet Earth can be.

Also, while we're on the topic of me, I'd just like to bring to your attention the fact that I'm awesome, and if you don't like it, too bad, because that's just how I roll. B-)

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Commented on Colorado Avalanche: News from around the NHL August 20th, 2014 on Aug 20 2014, 4:37p
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I spoke to a source. Apparently, the conversation between Hayes and the Rangers/Avs went something like...
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for Roy rocks the partition on opening night
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Commented on Colorado Avalanche: News from around the NHL August 19th, 2014 on Aug 19 2014, 8:11a
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One of these things does not belong in this fucking picture.
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I don't know what I'm seeing here.
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One of the comments is back.
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Commented on Revisiting MHH's 2013-14 Avalanche Season Analysis: Part 8 - Varlamov on Aug 15 2014, 6:10p - 1 reply
Thought I'd share a very special August cat.
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Vt,
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This is a topical article.
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for Adam Foote’s Retirement (8)
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I'm going to add another contrasting issue for anyone who cares to learn about other countries...
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