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Tempestuous Binary

  • joined Feb 12, 2009
  • last login May 18, 2013
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Rumour has it that I was raised by wolves (which would explain my odd behaviour), but I know this not only to be not true, but also highly offensive to my parents, who may appear to be wolves to the untrained eye, but are actually just a rare breed of homo sapiens known as Madeirans.

My first goal in life is to learn as much as possible from the creatures (human or otherwise) I meet, the plants I have the opportunity to stop and observe, art in all its forms, the food I get to eat everyday, and every sunrise I'm fortunate enough to witness while simultaneously living in the most remote place I can find, and document this learning experience in any way I see fit, whether through the medium of words, music, film, photography, or (admittedly pretty bad) painting and sculpture. Well, you can't be good at everything. Anyway, hopefully by the time I've died, I'll have managed to weave all my disparate stories together to show just how rich, complex, and varied life on Planet Earth can be.

Also, while we're on the topic of me, I'd just like to bring to your attention the fact that I'm awesome, and if you don't like it, too bad, because that's just how I roll. B-)

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  • nba Denver Nuggets
  • nhl Colorado Avalanche
  • soccer Manchester City
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...Broncos (for now) wide receiver Brandon Marshall sat right in front of us at courtside and was...

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...Broncos (for now) wide receiver Brandon Marshall sat right in front of us at courtside and was wearing a light blue hat. When the national anthem began, the guy standing next to Marshall had to remind him to take his hat off. ...Denver native and Tennessee Titans running back Lendale White sat a few seats down from Marshall and when his first cousin Chauncey Billups saw him sitting there, he said "What's up, White?!" in the middle of the game. ...at half time, about half the Nuggets players went up shake Marshall's hand as if he was the godfather of courtside.

Some of the things Denver Stiffs' Andrew Feinstein noticed during the Nuggets' home game against Portland on the 7th of March. (I thought Marshall was in Seattle?)
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Marques Murrell, Dwan Edwards visiting Denver.

According to Fox Sports, Marques Murrell has a scheduled visit with the Broncos.

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DraftTek Simulations: Healthier than Brain Candy

MHR member Colinski posted a series of articles last year, featuring his simulations on DraftTek's Draft Simulator and analysis of each pick. It was here that I (and, likely, several others) was...

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The Ludicrous Folly of a Lakers Fan

I have a habit of not checking my e-mails for days, and then showing up to find a glut of subscription messages updating me on the updates of my updates, and ultimately having to dig through the...

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I have decided to get a sheeplasty and join the uniform-creation fad.

You're really going to have to blame Papi and Sayre for this one. I had no intention of doing this, but when Sayre revealed that he used a simple online program ( h...

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For lulz.

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Chris Andersen works out at Red Rocks.

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Chris Andersen works out at Red Rocks.

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Secret Revelations and Doppelgängers: Pictures from the Kansas City Game

Some of my favourite pictures from the Kansas City game.

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Egads!

"Worst 6-4 team in the NFL? Thanks for asking. Denver Broncos. McDaniels will fail."

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Thoughts, 01.11.09

6-1. Not bad by any margin, but it'd be easy to leap off the bandwagon because, OMG, the Broncos somehow lost! To a desperate Baltimore team! In Baltimore! Seriously, though, where you play and...

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Thoughts, 20.10.09

This edition of Thoughts will be a much shorter version, unfortunately (or not).

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Thoughts, 04.10.09

(From a Personal Side Pt. 1) On the second-last play of the game, I felt for the Broncos' D-line. I wanted a sack desperately, but wasn't expecting it; I could just feel every muscle in their body...

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Thoughts, 28.09.09

Today, I'm going to provide one of the most shocking sights ever to reach the corneas of Man: via www3.pictures.zimbio.com The unwavering fear brought on by a great pass rusher. So wakeless and...

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Tecmo Immaculate Deflection.

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Tecmo Immaculate Deflection.

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Thoughts, 13. 09. 09

12-7.  Disappointing.  Frustrating.  Unbelievable. As Kyle Orton stepped behind center with 34 seconds remaining, I pondered whether I should start this post with "disappointing" or...

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Thoughts, 04.09.09

If your first thought is that I got the date wrong, I didn't. It is actually the 4th already here, and this game took place entirely on the 4th of September for those of us across the Atlantic. ...

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Thoughts, 30.08.09

It's pre-season, so there are things to fix. Nothing in the pre-season is perfect, it's meant to be a time for evaluation and testing the water.

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The Thunder Will Break a Heart, or Two...

So, I was perusing the SonicsCentral forums, and stumbled upon a certain thread, regarding the team's move to Oklahoma City.

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Errors in Basketball Stats and a Scorekeeper's Tale

There's an interesting post at APBRmetrics (note the url; anyone miss seeing the green and gold?), about the fact that many NBA stats are subjective and can be easily twisted to give certain...

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Hill resigns with the Suns

http://sports.espn.go.com/nba/news/story?id=4319673&campaign=rss&source=ESPNHeadlines

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