Willywonka

Tennessee_Jed

  • joined Apr 25, 2011
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Don't take me seriously. And don't call me Shirley.

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  • MLB Texas Rangers
  • NBA Dallas Mavericks
  • NFL Dallas Cowboys
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  • Boxing Yes, not briefs
Recent Activity
Thank you for the link.
Commented on Dallas Cowboys' Rolando McClain Will Miss Training Camp Time Attending To A Legal Matter on Jul 22 2014, 10:54p
Isn't he still with Roseanne?
Commented on Dallas Cowboys' Rolando McClain Will Miss Training Camp Time Attending To A Legal Matter on Jul 22 2014, 10:32p - 1 reply
Maybe he's related to Derek Kennard
Commented on Dallas Cowboys' Rolando McClain Will Miss Training Camp Time Attending To A Legal Matter on Jul 22 2014, 10:32p - 1 reply
I wish I had the swag to pull off wearing that outfit.
Commented on Dallas Cowboys' Rolando McClain Will Miss Training Camp Time Attending To A Legal Matter on Jul 22 2014, 10:21p
Yellowbeard says the lap dance at Uncle Lou's Jiggly Hut is always better if the stripper is crying.
Commented on Cowboys News: New Receiver Signed, New Podcast For BTB, Training Camp Is Here! on Jul 22 2014, 10:03p - 1 reply
I'm worried about J.C. Copeland slamming into Ben Gardner during training camp.
Commented on 2014 Dallas Cowboys 53-man Roster Projection (Pre-Training Camp) on Jul 20 2014, 11:52p - 2 replies
Ben Gardner once punched a horse in the jaw.
Commented on Dallas Cowboys News & Notes: Can Cowboys Win "Highly Winnable" NFC East? on Jul 20 2014, 8:57a - 1 reply
Jesus can walk on water. Ben Gardner can swim through land.
Commented on Dallas Cowboys News & Notes: Can Cowboys Win "Highly Winnable" NFC East? on Jul 20 2014, 8:54a - 1 reply
And his short T-Rex arms
Commented on Dallas Cowboys: How Are The Players And Positions Trending? on Jul 19 2014, 3:06p - 3 replies
There ain't a GM in the league who would take the Eagles' O-Line over the Cowboys' O-Line.
Commented on Dallas Cowboys: How Are The Players And Positions Trending? on Jul 19 2014, 2:58p
Great points BWaj22!
Commented on Dallas Cowboys: How Are The Players And Positions Trending? on Jul 19 2014, 2:49p - 1 reply
That guy gets on my last nerve.
Commented on Dallas Cowboys: How Are The Players And Positions Trending? on Jul 19 2014, 11:51a - 1 reply
'Cause the man from Mars stopped eatin' cars and eatin' bars and now he only eats guitars.
Commented on Dallas Cowboys News & Notes: DeMarco Murray Says 2014 Cowboys Team Is Best He's Been On on Jul 18 2014, 9:35a - 1 reply
Of course I will!
Commented on If The NFL Allowed Jersey Sponsors, Who Should Be The Cowboys' Jersey Sponsor? on Jul 18 2014, 8:35a
That is hilarious!
Commented on If The NFL Allowed Jersey Sponsors, Who Should Be The Cowboys' Jersey Sponsor? on Jul 17 2014, 1:32p - 1 reply
Uncle Jed's Home for Wayward Pussies
Commented on If The NFL Allowed Jersey Sponsors, Who Should Be The Cowboys' Jersey Sponsor? on Jul 17 2014, 1:14p - 2 replies
But can he ride a sandworm?
Commented on Dallas Cowboys News & Notes: Brandon Weeden In The Spotlight on Jul 17 2014, 1:09p - 1 reply
His beard is pretty remarkable
Commented on The Top Five Pitfalls Of Preseason 53-Man Roster Projections on Jul 16 2014, 4:34p
My friends are easily amazed.
Commented on The Top Five Pitfalls Of Preseason 53-Man Roster Projections on Jul 16 2014, 4:33p - 1 reply
When I was a grad student I loved the quarter system.
Commented on Reasons For Optimism: 2013 Cowboys Rookie Class Poised To Take A Leap Forward on Jul 16 2014, 4:16p - 1 reply
His cat taught him all his best moves.
Commented on Cowboys News: What Needs To Go Right, And At Least Dallas Isn't Cleveland on Jul 9 2014, 9:52a
Dez never had addiction issues. Big difference.
Commented on Cowboys News: What Needs To Go Right, And At Least Dallas Isn't Cleveland on Jul 9 2014, 9:49a - 2 replies
I'm in Tennessee, on my way to see my girlfriend for a week then back to Cleveland.
Commented on Dallas Cowboys News and Notes: Dare We Be Optimistic About The Defense? on Jul 8 2014, 11:26p
That's a poor decision on your part.
Commented on Dallas Cowboys News and Notes: Dare We Be Optimistic About The Defense? on Jul 8 2014, 2:22p - 1 reply
Ben Gardner's cats will stalk Gabby and teach that French girl proper respect.
Commented on Cowboys Defensive Line Position Battle: Pick Your Top 8 on Jul 8 2014, 1:57p - 1 reply
The Pope has enough to worry about with all those sex scandals to bother with Pablo.
Commented on Dallas Cowboys News and Notes: Dare We Be Optimistic About The Defense? on Jul 8 2014, 1:44p - 1 reply
Yeah, it will be hard to improve on those numbers.
Commented on Dallas Cowboys News and Notes: Dare We Be Optimistic About The Defense? on Jul 8 2014, 1:40p - 1 reply
She told me she left you!
Commented on Dallas Cowboys News and Notes: Dare We Be Optimistic About The Defense? on Jul 8 2014, 1:38p - 1 reply
Sadly, I have to agree with you tdships.
Commented on Dallas Cowboys News and Notes: Dare We Be Optimistic About The Defense? on Jul 8 2014, 11:47a - 1 reply
Thanks for continuing to post this link.
Commented on Dallas Cowboys News and Notes: Dare We Be Optimistic About The Defense? on Jul 8 2014, 11:40a
Of course, Johnny Football let his friends Justin Bieber and Pete Doherty give his cat "treats" so you can't blame the cat.
Commented on Dallas Cowboys News & Notes: Tony Romo Set To Pass Aikman And Staubach In Cowboys Record Books on Jul 7 2014, 1:10p - 1 reply
Johnny Football's cat hits up the clubs too. He's a hit with the ladies...
Commented on Dallas Cowboys News & Notes: Tony Romo Set To Pass Aikman And Staubach In Cowboys Record Books on Jul 7 2014, 1:02p
Here's a pic of Johnny Football's cat...
Commented on Dallas Cowboys News & Notes: Tony Romo Set To Pass Aikman And Staubach In Cowboys Record Books on Jul 7 2014, 12:47p
Coke is so Eighties.
Commented on Dallas Cowboys News & Notes: Tony Romo Set To Pass Aikman And Staubach In Cowboys Record Books on Jul 7 2014, 11:36a - 2 replies
Ask and ye shall receive!
Commented on Dallas Cowboys News & Notes: Tony Romo Set To Pass Aikman And Staubach In Cowboys Record Books on Jul 7 2014, 11:28a - 1 reply
Doing lines in the bathroom?
Commented on Dallas Cowboys News & Notes: Tony Romo Set To Pass Aikman And Staubach In Cowboys Record Books on Jul 7 2014, 11:09a - 1 reply
In the words of my generation:
Commented on Dallas Cowboys News & Notes: Tony Romo Set To Pass Aikman And Staubach In Cowboys Record Books on Jul 7 2014, 11:06a - 1 reply
Excellent post!
Commented on Out-Running the Bear: Jersey Style on Jul 6 2014, 10:40p - 1 reply
I'm anxious to see Ben Gardner when the pads get put on.
Commented on Who Are The Potential Starters Among Cowboys Seventh-Round Picks? on Jul 6 2014, 1:29p - 1 reply
for DE Ben Gardner
Voted on Jul 6 2014, 1:23p
What a coincidence! I do cat horoscopes. Here is the Libra cat for Jakar the Libra.
Commented on Dallas Cowboys News & Notes: More Free Agency Moves For The Cowboys? on Jul 3 2014, 11:09a - 1 reply
I actually found the video! Watch it if you dare...
Commented on Why National Media Coverage Of The Dallas Cowboys Makes Me Laugh on Jul 2 2014, 9:55a
I hate double standards too.
Commented on Dallas Cowboys News & Notes: Will DeMarcus Lawrence Be A Day One Starter? on Jul 2 2014, 9:44a - 2 replies
LOL!
Commented on Dallas Cowboys News & Notes: Will DeMarcus Lawrence Be A Day One Starter? on Jul 2 2014, 9:37a
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