Elmo

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You play the bagpipes?
Commented on Image Fanshot on Aug 22 2014, 4:55p - 1 reply
God bless you, the missus, and little Ara Firekelly Saurus.
Commented on Image Fanshot on Aug 22 2014, 3:49p
Accurate.
Commented on Image Fanshot on Aug 22 2014, 3:47p
I don't even know what it is, so...
Commented on Image Fanshot on Aug 22 2014, 3:45p - 1 reply
Bear Bryant coached at your school. You're Southern.
Commented on Image Fanshot on Aug 22 2014, 3:40p
I originally read "Cracker Barrel" and was super confused.
Commented on Image Fanshot on Aug 22 2014, 3:40p - 1 reply
I mean, I subscribe.
Commented on Image Fanshot on Aug 22 2014, 3:38p - 1 reply
Wait, how does that work with metric system?
Commented on Image Fanshot on Aug 22 2014, 3:37p - 1 reply
USC is wondering how to get a Bush that cheap.
Commented on Image Fanshot on Aug 22 2014, 3:36p - 1 reply
It's the "New South"
Commented on Image Fanshot on Aug 22 2014, 3:32p - 3 replies
I mean, it's no Bryant-Denny, but it's better than Neyland or Reynolds.
Commented on THE SAD FANS KICK OFF on Aug 22 2014, 2:30p - 2 replies
Win, win, coin flip, win, win, loss, loss, loss, coin flip.
Commented on THE SAD FANS KICK OFF on Aug 22 2014, 2:28p - 1 reply
Actually, I'm wrong. It's Ricky Williams.
Commented on THE SAD FANS KICK OFF on Aug 22 2014, 2:27p - 2 replies
Nope, never won a Heisman either.
Commented on THE SAD FANS KICK OFF on Aug 22 2014, 2:25p - 1 reply
Looks like the answer is Bo Jackson, who won the Heisman in an 8-3 season.
Commented on THE SAD FANS KICK OFF on Aug 22 2014, 2:25p - 2 replies
So no Heisman.
Commented on THE SAD FANS KICK OFF on Aug 22 2014, 2:22p - 4 replies
Does Maryland's schedule have 9 wins on it?
Commented on THE SAD FANS KICK OFF on Aug 22 2014, 2:21p - 2 replies
Yes. In a dunk tank.
Commented on THE SAD FANS KICK OFF on Aug 22 2014, 2:18p - 1 reply
Good.
Commented on THE SAD FANS KICK OFF on Aug 22 2014, 2:18p
New QB + Angry Saban - offensive line where Arie fucking Kuandijio is the star =
Commented on THE SAD FANS KICK OFF on Aug 22 2014, 2:17p - 1 reply
Yeldon is the better running back. Don't let the Gumps fool you here.
Commented on THE SAD FANS KICK OFF on Aug 22 2014, 2:14p - 1 reply
Incorrect.
Commented on THE SAD FANS KICK OFF on Aug 22 2014, 2:10p
Exactly. Pandas are a bear, like koalas.
Commented on THE SAD FANS KICK OFF on Aug 22 2014, 2:09p - 3 replies
All right-
Commented on THE SAD FANS KICK OFF on Aug 22 2014, 2:05p - 15 replies
And Beyonce.
Commented on THE SAD FANS KICK OFF on Aug 22 2014, 2:03p - 1 reply
Somehow I am the least hungover person in my office today.
Commented on THE SAD FANS KICK OFF on Aug 22 2014, 2:03p
I also had a lunch beer.
Commented on THE SAD FANS KICK OFF on Aug 22 2014, 1:51p
Maybe.
Commented on THE MORNING CONSTITUTIONAL EMBRACES PRINT on Aug 22 2014, 12:43p
So literally anyone but FSU.
Commented on THE MORNING CONSTITUTIONAL EMBRACES PRINT on Aug 22 2014, 12:37p - 1 reply
Which two of those do you see them winning?
Commented on THE MORNING CONSTITUTIONAL EMBRACES PRINT on Aug 22 2014, 12:27p - 1 reply
Bear Bryant was the athletic director.
Commented on THE MORNING CONSTITUTIONAL EMBRACES PRINT on Aug 22 2014, 12:24p
I think so.
Commented on THE MORNING CONSTITUTIONAL EMBRACES PRINT on Aug 22 2014, 12:14p - 1 reply
I think they're the 1 in Georgia's 11-1 season this year.
Commented on THE MORNING CONSTITUTIONAL EMBRACES PRINT on Aug 22 2014, 12:12p - 1 reply
8-4 seems about right.
Commented on THE MORNING CONSTITUTIONAL EMBRACES PRINT on Aug 22 2014, 12:11p - 2 replies
Lost a LOT on the defensive side.
Commented on THE MORNING CONSTITUTIONAL EMBRACES PRINT on Aug 22 2014, 12:09p
Yes.
Commented on THE MORNING CONSTITUTIONAL EMBRACES PRINT on Aug 22 2014, 11:52a
They are so fucking underrated right now.
Commented on THE MORNING CONSTITUTIONAL EMBRACES PRINT on Aug 22 2014, 11:51a - 4 replies
Oh...
Commented on THE MORNING CONSTITUTIONAL EMBRACES PRINT on Aug 22 2014, 11:50a
Upset, North Texas, same sentence.
Commented on THE MORNING CONSTITUTIONAL EMBRACES PRINT on Aug 22 2014, 11:48a - 1 reply
Alabama: 10-2, losses to Florida and LSU
Commented on THE MORNING CONSTITUTIONAL EMBRACES PRINT on Aug 22 2014, 11:47a - 6 replies
We have this convo a lot.
Commented on THE MORNING CONSTITUTIONAL EMBRACES PRINT on Aug 22 2014, 11:26a - 3 replies
Shit I am.
Commented on IS THIS TEAM SCREWED: NOTRE DAME on Aug 21 2014, 3:46p - 1 reply
I liked Dennis Miller better when he was called Bill Hicks.
Commented on IS THIS TEAM SCREWED: NOTRE DAME on Aug 21 2014, 3:35p - 1 reply
I've got Roseanne Rosanadana as my overall 1.
Commented on IS THIS TEAM SCREWED: NOTRE DAME on Aug 21 2014, 3:25p - 1 reply
Don't care. Still the best performer of that era.
Commented on IS THIS TEAM SCREWED: NOTRE DAME on Aug 21 2014, 3:22p
I'd say 3+ appearances is the only guideline.
Commented on IS THIS TEAM SCREWED: NOTRE DAME on Aug 21 2014, 3:21p - 3 replies
It just redirects to r/spacedicks, right?
Commented on IS THIS TEAM SCREWED: NOTRE DAME on Aug 21 2014, 3:20p - 1 reply
I really liked Fey and Fallon.
Commented on IS THIS TEAM SCREWED: NOTRE DAME on Aug 21 2014, 3:19p - 1 reply
Hader's really the only option.
Commented on IS THIS TEAM SCREWED: NOTRE DAME on Aug 21 2014, 3:18p - 3 replies
Best character bracket would be fun.
Commented on IS THIS TEAM SCREWED: NOTRE DAME on Aug 21 2014, 3:18p - 1 reply
But for sake of argument:
Commented on IS THIS TEAM SCREWED: NOTRE DAME on Aug 21 2014, 3:16p - 2 replies
Eddie Murphy never shared the stage with any of the originals.
Commented on IS THIS TEAM SCREWED: NOTRE DAME on Aug 21 2014, 3:14p - 1 reply
There is no good way to define the "eras"
Commented on IS THIS TEAM SCREWED: NOTRE DAME on Aug 21 2014, 3:11p - 1 reply
Fine:
Commented on IS THIS TEAM SCREWED: NOTRE DAME on Aug 21 2014, 3:08p - 1 reply
So much this.
Commented on IS THIS TEAM SCREWED: NOTRE DAME on Aug 21 2014, 3:04p - 1 reply
I stopped caring when they had Belushi as a 2 seed.
Commented on IS THIS TEAM SCREWED: NOTRE DAME on Aug 21 2014, 3:02p - 1 reply
1 seeds: Murphy, Belushi, Aykroyd, Hartman
Commented on IS THIS TEAM SCREWED: NOTRE DAME on Aug 21 2014, 3:01p - 3 replies
West is like 20 more miles.
Commented on IS THIS TEAM SCREWED: NOTRE DAME on Aug 21 2014, 2:58p - 1 reply
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