• joined May 04, 2012
  • last login Jun 09, 2014
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When I'm not watching the Spurs I like Police Academy movies, collecting Hummel figurines and walking through the park on clear autumn evenings.

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  • MLB St. Louis Cardinals
  • NBA San Antonio Spurs
  • NFL San Francisco 49ers
User Blog

Tim sets World of Warcraft record (Parody)

What's five time NBA Champion been up to since defeating the Miami Heat in the Finals? Worthwhile, productive things -- mostly.


Tharn's Yarns

Spurs News, Spun Satirically

Ginobili Uses Euro-Step To Cut In Line (Parody)

Manu Ginobili stunned patrons waiting for tickets by employing the euro-step to cut to the front of the line. Afterwards many of those interviewed at the Regal Quarry Cinema were unable to...

Tony considering not being so aggressive (Parody)

San Antonio Spurs All-Star Point Guard Tony Parker sprained his ankle in Game 4 of the Western Conference Final's against the Oklahoma City Thunder causing Parker to reconsider the theory of...

Sterling: Mills & Parker use pretend accents(Fake)

Fake news story featuring everyone's current favorite whipping boy, (current) Los Angeles Clippers owner, Donald Sterling.

I'm sorry, Manu: My bad

A fan's open letter of apology to Manu Ginobili for failing to keep faith, and letting doubt creep into the fan/athlete relationship.

Spurs, Heat, Aristotle, & Alexander the Great


A fan's eye view of the Spurs last 14 years, and a look at whether they more resemble Aristotle, or Alexander the Great, and what that has to do with their current matchup against the Miami Heat.

The Finals Begin

The Spurs are back in the finals, and tonight they are playing the Miami Heat in the first game of what is sure to be a legendary series.

Looking at the Finals with a fresh perspective

It's time to put the rest of the season, and the rest of our sports-lives, behind us and find a way to see the game again -- for the first time.

Spurs Season-End Catharsis

A run-down of key aspects from the prematurely ended Spurs 2012 season.


I Remember...

Greetings, Pounders! This is my first post and I intended it as a sort of getting-to-know-me piece for those of you who want to know if anything I might write in the future bears weight. But also...

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