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The Apple

  • joined May 18, 2010
  • last login Jan 28, 2014
  • posts 118
  • comments 127

My name is Randy and I run The Apple. I like to Photoshop all things Mets.

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It's A Wonderful Life...Unless You're David Wright (2011) David Wright is down on his luck. His...

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It's A Wonderful Life...Unless You're David Wright (2011) David Wright is down on his luck. His power has deserted him, his glove isn't what it used to be and his best friend left him to go to Florida. Wright is contemplating throwing himself off the Whitestone Bridge when he is visited by a guardian angel who shows him what it would be like for the Mets had Wright never come here. Sadly, it turns out the Mets actually would have done better without Wright and let's just say it doesn't end well for David.

The Grinch Who Stole The Payroll

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The Grinch Who Stole The Payroll

So I'm gonna be doing one of these every day until Xmas and was hoping for some trademark AA snark...

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So I'm gonna be doing one of these every day until Xmas and was hoping for some trademark AA snark to go with it. What do you guys think the plot of this movie would be?

One of my typically melodramatic, hastily thrown together goodbye videos. (Enjoy it now before it...

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One of my typically melodramatic, hastily thrown together goodbye videos. (Enjoy it now before it gets pulled for all the content I "borrowed" from the MLB.

ROCKY BALBOA REMINISCES ABOUT JOSE REYES: All the uncertainty about whether Jose Reyes will return...

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ROCKY BALBOA REMINISCES ABOUT JOSE REYES: All the uncertainty about whether Jose Reyes will return to the Mets is apparently tearing Rocky apart.

R.A. Dickey is getting ready for 2012 by going for an all natural training style...

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R.A. Dickey is getting ready for 2012 by going for an all natural training style...

Help Meeeeeeee embiggen HAPPY HALLOWEEN AMAZIN AVE!

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Help Meeeeeeee embiggen HAPPY HALLOWEEN AMAZIN AVE!

Seven years after you sign the contract...your team dies! embiggen

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Seven years after you sign the contract...your team dies! embiggen

Go ahead Mets fans, dump pigs blood on David Wright all you want, but don't say I didn't warn you...

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Go ahead Mets fans, dump pigs blood on David Wright all you want, but don't say I didn't warn you when he burns down Citi Field. embiggen

Dammit, I thought we were done with these guys! embiggen

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Dammit, I thought we were done with these guys! embiggen

Complete with unfair comparison to Hitler. embiggen

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Complete with unfair comparison to Hitler. embiggen

Colactus was not fooling around today.embiggen

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Colactus was not fooling around today.embiggen

Ok the last Star Wars thing I'm gonna do for a while hopefully. Can you identify all 14 Mets in...

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Ok the last Star Wars thing I'm gonna do for a while hopefully. Can you identify all 14 Mets in the picture? embiggen

I've got a bad feeling about Star Wars night. embiggen

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I've got a bad feeling about Star Wars night. embiggen

While I usually make fun of my Mets, I couldn't resist one last parting shot at a ballpark I'll...

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While I usually make fun of my Mets, I couldn't resist one last parting shot at a ballpark I'll never get to see the Mets play in again.

After today the Mets never have to play at Whatchamacallit Stadium ever again.

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After today the Mets never have to play at Whatchamacallit Stadium ever again.

The Duda. embiggen Warning: This picture will give you nightmares.

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The Duda. embiggen Warning: This picture will give you nightmares.

Not to be outdone by the Yankees, these will be arriving at Modells today. embiggen

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Not to be outdone by the Yankees, these will be arriving at Modells today. embiggen

While I generally oppose the whole "blue walls thing" this is one are of the field I would like to...

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While I generally oppose the whole "blue walls thing" this is one are of the field I would like to see painted blue. Since it's the Shea Bridge, paint it the same blue as Shea. To take it one step further, adorn that dull area above it with smaller replicas of the neon figures from the old ballpark. If you really want to get crazy with them you could have the corresponding figures flash when a play is made. (i.e. the runner for a SB or the pitcher for a K) Maybe I'm just trying to bring back my youth when the "E" in the Manufacturers Hanover sign would light up after an error. embiggen

Here's my idea for the hated Mo's Zone. Fence it in. Use the new space as an added picnic/area for...

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Here's my idea for the hated Mo's Zone. Fence it in. Use the new space as an added picnic/area for the Mo Zone which would make the Zone cooler and more spacious so as not to upset your sponsor. You could add picnic tables and maybe even a small 2 or 3 row bleacher seating by the fence. Unlike my LF idea I think this is doable. embiggen

Here's my idea for left field. Personally, I think having people there is a bad idea and a...

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Here's my idea for left field. Personally, I think having people there is a bad idea and a logistical nightmare, but it made it easier to photoshop. embiggen

It's cool that the Mets offered half price tickets this week but they are really serious about you...

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It's cool that the Mets offered half price tickets this week but they are really serious about you not sneaking into the field level seats.

I'll miss you most of all scarecrow.

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I'll miss you most of all scarecrow.

Mets win! Tomorrow we go back to this.

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Mets win! Tomorrow we go back to this.

Don't get me wrong, tickets and a watch are great but I wish the Mets had sent me this box instead....

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Don't get me wrong, tickets and a watch are great but I wish the Mets had sent me this box instead. Embiggen

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