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Alligator Army FLORIDA-LSU REMAINS PERMANENT RIVALRY

LSU remains our permanent cross-divisional rival.

We head now to footage of college football fans everywhere upon hearing this news:

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(Side note to Miami fans: Yes, we don't schedule you because we're "scared". Yep. That totally makes sense. You're really frightening. Yessir. And this isn't sarcasm at all. No sir, we're genuinely afraid of the mighty 6-6 Fighting Sweatstorm himself, Al Golden. Terrified. By the way, you may want to invest in dry cleaning stores in the Coral Gables area if Golden continues to insist on wearing dress shirts).

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Every Day Should Be Saturday Spurrier suggests Rivalry between SCar, and Mizzou



Spurrier has come out in favor of a rivalry game with new division-mate Missouri, calling it "The Battle of the Columbias". I wholeheartedly support this new rivalry, but think that it's not alone in new potential rivalry games.

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Every Day Should Be Saturday Craig James' spokeswoman denies killing five hookers

Source: D Magazine

Excerpts after the jump.

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8Ball's cousin has made a video in Japan for Intel, per 8Ball's twitter

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Craig James on Mike Leach. Seriously. This is his official campaign stance. Keep this spider free, y'all.

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Every Day Should Be Saturday Craig James senate run featured on Fox Sports



Some choice quotes from the article:

Dear United States of Football America,

You're welcome. And I hope you are appropriately thankful for this sacrifice.

My fellow Texans and I are taking yet another one for the team, this time staring down the prospect of being governed by expert blowhard Craig James so you do not have to turn down the volume on Thursday night football broadcasts.

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Florida's season, in a nutshell. ALL THE RUM.

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Alligator Army Pear Bryant or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Boom

(Edited, promoted, updated time to push to front. I'll have my own rebuttal to that FanPost later today. — Andy)

Yes. I will say it right off the bat: the Gators are not a good team this year. Our offense is anemic for the second year straight. We get dominated on the line of scrimmage, on both sides of the ball. We have a running game that is a liability, despite having two of the fastest running backs in football at any level.

This post is why about absolutely zero of that matters, and is a counterpost to the FanShot calling for Will Muschamp's job.

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Every Day Should Be Saturday 2008 Championship ring stolen from Chris Rainey


Via the Gainesville Sun:

The house where University of Florida players Chris Rainey and Moses Jenkins live was broken into Sunday morning, according to the Gainesville Police Department. The items reported stolen include Rainey's 2008 National Championship ring, 10 pairs of Jenkins' shoes, a Gucci duffel bag, a television and a Sony PlayStation.

 

Police hope to speak with this man, who was spotted outside the players' house, and has a documented history of ring-related malfeasance...

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Every Day Should Be Saturday Robbie Caldwell, noooooo!

The indignities keep piling up for Robbie Caldwell. After being his entertaining, awesome self last year and Vandy remaining... well, Vandy... he was fired. Alas, poor Robbie, we did not know you well enough.

But now, he is the Offensive Line coach for CLEMSON. Poor guy, you just can't help but feel sorry for him, and...

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Every Day Should Be Saturday Coach Boom unveils new defensive scheme



Will Muschamp, long known for his intensity, and his hard hitting, aggressive defenses, unveiled his plans for the Florida Gators defense for 2011 and beyond.

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Every Day Should Be Saturday Sterling Dooley, agent of VOLSIS

 


Following this shocking revelation, I give to you: 

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Every Day Should Be Saturday ARMY IS BOWL ELIGIBLE

 

With this Saturday's win, Army has now officially become bowl eligible for the first time since 1996 for a likely berth in the Armed Services bowl, marking a huge hurdle for the Black Knights. It wasn't just a win, it was a massacre, with complete domination by Army over the hapless opponents. We now go to images from the win over Kent State...

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Every Day Should Be Saturday The Metamorphosis, starring Cam Newton


One morning, when Cam Newton woke from troubled dreams, he found himself transformed in his bed into a horrible creature: an ineligible student athlete.

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Every Day Should Be Saturday Chaos and Madness


The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents.

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