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The Gentry

  • joined Apr 19, 2011
  • last login May 23, 2013
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I was born in the year of our Lord eighteen hundred and thirty-two. I'm a gentleman of the suburbs to be sure. I like cravats, a brandy, my cane, and a lovely stroll through the park with Miss Francine Beaucul. Despite my fine cuff links and top hat, I am constantly stared at as I prance down the lanes of Overland Park, KS. I love my wine, my wife, and my Chiefs. Not necessarily in that order.

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Total Chaos

This is purely a musing. I don't think this would happen, but I'm getting bored thinking about drafting an OT, so my mind began wandering. Here's the premise: What if the Chiefs just flat out...

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A Request for John Dorsey & Andy Reid

Dear Mr. Reid and Mr. Dorsey, I know that we have not yet met, but I'm hoping that this letter will start the wheels in motion to change that. I love me some Chiefs, so when I heard that the two...

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The Return of Ryan Lilja?

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I've never had inside information before, but today I do. It's weird - and it was from out of the blue today - but I have it on good authority that Ryan Lilja is negotiating with the Chiefs to return for the 2013 season. That isn't to say that he would make the cut for the active roster after training camp, but I'd say he's got a damn good shot at that. What would you think to have Lilja back in the fold?

I ain't saying, cause if I do someone's gonna get mad
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There is still time to back out!

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Andy, this is a TERRIBLE deal. You are getting robbed - but the silver lining is that you can still say no before March 12th. That's all you have to do. Say, "I've thought about it, and after I came down from my paint huffing bender, I realized what a stupid deal I'd cut. I'm out." That's it. Problem solved. I fear you're too proud to realize your mistake, but don't be. We'll love you for saying "I was confused and sweaty and just said yes so I could get to the bathroom." T-minus 13 days and counting, Reid.

Me.
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You Be the GM: What to Do About CB?

On Monday, I posted You Be the GM: What to Do About WR. There were a lot of different ideas, some want to keep Bowe, some want to drop him faster than a hot spoonful of human meat. via w...

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You Be the GM: What to Do About Wide Receiver

When I was a kid, there was a segment during football games that was "You Make the Call" where you had to be the ref and figure out what the proper ruling was in weird situations. I was a little...

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Likelihood of Trading Down from the #1 Pick

Now that we have the #1 pick, I expect to see all sorts of AP posts about what the Chiefs will do with the #1 pick. I've already said that I think it must be used on a quarterback. However,...

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A Chiefs Christmas Blessing

THE BLESSING! via t2.gstatic.com Huzzah! The Christmas joy is here. But in this town we all lack cheerFor all the townsfolk quake in fearPioli's coming back next year "How dare they!" scream...

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Our Defense Was Actually Pretty Darn Good

I fully expect all the analysts to spend a lot of time this week talking about awful coaching, QB play, the draft, Pioli, etc. But if anyone talks trash on our defense today, Tamba should show up...

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The Draft Debate is Over

It's only December 7th and the debate over which position we will pick first in the draft is over. We can debate all we want on AP, but it's already done. The pick will be a quarterback. But what...

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Todd Haley takes a little time out from football to drive Brad Pitt around in the new movie...

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Todd Haley takes a little time out from football to drive Brad Pitt around in the new movie "Killing Them Softly"

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Who Will Be the Worst of the Worst?

We definitively have the worst record in the NFL as of today. Jacksonville's win pushed us to the bottom. With 5 games left, here are the Chiefs' remaining opponents: Carolina (2-8) at...

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I have tickets to this Sunday's game. I'm going because I have friends from India in who have...

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I have tickets to this Sunday's game. I'm going because I have friends from India in who have never seen an American football game. How depressing is that? I'm taking them to a Chiefs game NOW. What I am interested in seeing: 1. How empty is the stadium? 2. How much black is being worn either coordinated or as a hangover from yesterday? 3. How bad do we lose to the Broncos? 4. Will Chad Henne lead the Jags to their 2nd win (on my phone), securing us the first pick in the draft? The only way I could be more disgusted is if I ate a KFC Famous Bowl.

The Gentry
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What type of team are the 2012 Chiefs exactly?

I felt like our identity last year was, a "We lost key players early, so what did you expect?" kind of a team. So far this year, I can't tell what kind of team we are, so who are the Chiefs this...

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My cousin spotted this video during the game tonight. At the 0:42-0:44 mark, the two goofballs...

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My cousin spotted this video during the game tonight. At the 0:42-0:44 mark, the two goofballs from the 70's are my parents. How surreal! Nice mustache, dad.

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Who Do You Want the Chiefs to Draft in the 2nd Round?

Now that Poe is our 1st rounder, who do you want to see the Chiefs draft in the 2nd round?

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Kissy kissy! (Photo linked from JockPost)

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Kissy kissy! (Photo linked from JockPost)

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Why is Mark Barron the Top Safety?

Can someone help me understand Mark Barron as being the top rated Safety? I didn't watch a lot of Tide games this year, but why is he the "it" safety? We have Berry, so I wouldn't want a safety...

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