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The Gentry

  • joined Apr 19, 2011
  • last login Sep 02, 2014
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I was born in the year of our Lord eighteen hundred and thirty-two. I'm a gentleman of the suburbs to be sure. I like cravats, a brandy, my cane, and a lovely stroll through the park with Miss Francine Beaucul. Despite my fine cuff links and top hat, I am constantly stared at as I prance down the lanes of Overland Park, KS. I love my wine, my wife, and my Chiefs. Not necessarily in that order.

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KU Did It. Will Scott Pioli?

KU listened to their fanbase, and gave them what they wanted: Hope. Charlie Weis - A "name" coach, and probably the biggest name that would be willing to come to KU Tim Grunhard - A former...

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No to Josh McDaniels

Pioli, for the love of sweet Jesus who's about to have a birthday, please don't hire McD-Bag as our Head Coach. The rumor needs to be crushed. 8-8 in his first season as Denver's HC and 3-9 in...

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Arrowhead Pride Mad Libs - Take 1

This weekend, when I watch the Chiefs play the New York [PLURAL NOUN], I expect Palko to look [ADJECTIVE]. BRich will probably [VERB] which will make me [EMOTION OR BODILY DISCHARGE]. They'll...

Colts Have to Cut Peyton or Pay Him a $28MM Bonus Before Trade Deadline

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I hadn't heard this until yesterday (big props to chief Stevie_k on finding this article and posting it in the comments). You can't trade Manning or your 1st pick overall until after a $28MM bonus is due. I can't see them paying this bonus just to trade him away. If you're the Colts, what do you do?

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The Cassel's Been Breached!

I'm typically a fanshot kind of a guy, but today's offensive performance was so atrocious, I'm actually going to back up my complaints with statistics.   Who do we call for?  Stanzi?  Palko?  A new...

Drafttek just released their new mock draft today. Their previous mock from 9/30 had us picking...

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Drafttek just released their new mock draft today. Their previous mock from 9/30 had us picking Luck at #1 Now we're picking his LT at #13. But what's more interesting is that the Bengals picks are #15 & #18 (don't know which is the Raiders' pick) and Chargers pick at 20. So they think that both the Raiders and Chargers are going to end the season better than the Chiefs.

Raiders Think They Have Easiest Road to Win AFC West

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Of course they're glad we beat the Chargers and tied up the AFC West. But get to the bottom of the article, and they declare that either the Raiders will be in the playoffs or "Rivers will get the last laugh." KC isn't even considered? Last I checked we beat them 28-0 in their own stadium. What happened during their bye week to completely dismiss KC?

What a difference a month makes. This is from DraftTek's consensus mock draft on 9/30. Now we're...

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What a difference a month makes. This is from DraftTek's consensus mock draft on 9/30. Now we're tied for first in the West and have a 4 game winning streak. Unreal.

Broncos have 3rd most arrests for NFL teams

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This is an interesting article that shows a relatively low arrest rate for NFL teams. But the one thing that gave me a chuckle is seeing that the Donkeys are #3 in NFL arrests.

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What did we learn from yesterday's game?

I said last week that if we won, we wouldn't learn anything about our team because we were playing against a bad backup QB and a depleted team. After yesterday's win, I think we might have learned...

Rams Get Brandon Lloyd for only a Conditional 6th Round Pick

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When I saw this, I couldn't believe it was so low, and one of the comments made a great point - If he'd left Denver in free agency, wouldn't they have gotten a 5th or 6th round compensatory pick? So, did they just give him to the Rams for free? (I'm not an expert on how compensatory picks are awarded, but it seems like a legit question to me)

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Best Worst Team

Last year after their game against the Chiefs, I told my brother, "The Bills are the best worst team in the NFL." It was like lady luck was against them. The ball hadn't bounced their way at all....

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Before we all start thinking the Chiefs are awesome...

The teams we have beaten are a collective 1-9. The teams that have beaten us are 12-2. So we lose to good teams, and we barely squeak out wins against awful teams. Our next three teams (Oak, SD,...

What's Your Favorite Rhyme Right Now?

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  1. Suck for Luck
  2. Lay a turd for Griffin the Third
  3. Almost daily, I'm pissed at Haley
  4. It's no hassle, let's keep Cassel
  5. Give me a cannoli, you can have Pioli
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Laying a Turd for Griffin the Third?

I'm watching the Baylor vs. K-State game, and as good as Luck has looked, it is really hard to ignore how amazing Robert Griffin III is. So even if we don't suck enough to get luck, I think laying...

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How long will Pioli and Haley wait?

In his last 5 starts, Cassel has thrown for 115 yds (Oak), 70 yds (Bal - playoffs), 119 yds (Buf), 133 yds (Det), and 176 yds (SD). That's an average of 122.6 yards in 5 consecutive games and all...

I found this and immediately wondered what are the best and worst NFL fan tattoos out there?

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I found this and immediately wondered what are the best and worst NFL fan tattoos out there?

John Clayton Ranks Matt Cassel #15 in NFL QBs

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"Analysis: Cassel is almost like Pennington, a quarterback who took four teams to the playoffs for the Jets and Dolphins. He manages the game well enough to win and get a team into the playoffs. What holds him back is the lack of a big arm and his struggles in games against elite quarterbacks. Arrow is pointing: flat" Can't say I disagree too much with the ranking, although last year was an awesome step forward. However, I think Clayton should have written "struggles against elite defenses." Last I checked, Aaron Rodgers isn't rushing the passer.

Brodie to the Cards

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Rotoworld's reporting that Brodie has signed with the Cardinals. Good luck, Brodie, and (sigh) goodbye, Kelly.

David Mims-isms

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  1. David Mims once scored six touchdowns in a game of baseball.
  2. Refs don't flag David Mims for holding, because anything touched by David Mims is holy.
  3. David Mims can punch a cyclops between the eye.
  4. David Mims wears a helmet to protect the other team from his head.
  5. David Mims > David Mims. Don't believe me? Look it up. It's math.

Raiders have to cut $15MM by 4pm EDT today?

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PFT says by today "at 4:00 p.m., there should be no teams in the red." How can they cut that much in one day? And why haven't I heard about the 4pm EDT deadline until now?

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