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The Great Barstoolio

  • joined Jan 27, 2009
  • last login Oct 10, 2012
  • posts 516
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The female Bruce Feldman (this is debatable).

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  • NCAAB Miami Hurricanes
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Ch-Ch-Ch-Changes

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So. Way back when Lt. Winslow and I launched this fair blog, we pledged to cover Miami Hurricanes football with mountains of coke the appropriate amounts of questionable taste and blind...

Former Michigan QB Tate Forcier Transfers to Miami

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My apathy knows no bounds.

The Connect Vomits Into a Tire

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Sam Shields has won a Super Bowl as a starting rookie corner. Naturally, this included a familiar flub on special teams, but it still counts. Congrats are also due to Winston Moss and Alonzo...

Meet Your New Miami Hurricanes

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Hey, it's after 9 pm on Signing Day! We may not get to the news first around these parts, but we're certainly the most adorable and just might share our pills if you're funny. This year's commits...

Jedd Fisch Hired as Hurricanes' Offensive Coordinator

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Well. Seattle Seahawks QB coach Jedd Fisch has agreed to be the next guy to restrain himself from strangling Travis Benjamin. Now Miami has a Jethro and a Jedd on staff, meaning only one thing:...

"[Golden] really put pressure on us. He came at us. He was unreal. He was like: 'Sir I apologize...

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"[Golden] really put pressure on us. He came at us. He was unreal. He was like: 'Sir I apologize for the old staff. We have a whole new staff. We evaluated your son, watched the state championship game and we were very impressed. We really like what we saw in him. And we want him, we want him bad. Whatever it is, I'm going to do everything I have to do to get him.'"

Single happy tear
GameThread
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Um...This Is Not What We Meant By "Snow"

Crank up the hand warmers and jump start the excuse machine: the Sun Bowl owns no snow removal equipment. See you at 2 p.m., CBS.

A Day Without Mexican Babies: Tuesday in El Paso

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Yes, that's a real baby enjoying the one-handed autograph dip during yesterday's hospital visit. It survived. Today's agenda: GUNS AND SHIT. Head Coaches’ Press Conference        Hawthorn Inn &...

Jimmy Graham kicks off the 137th week a Pro Cane has scored in the regular NFL season in style....

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Jimmy Graham kicks off the 137th week a Pro Cane has scored in the regular NFL season in style. Then he scored again.

You’re talking about the epitome of intensity. You’re talking about the epitome of nastiness....

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You’re talking about the epitome of intensity. You’re talking about the epitome of nastiness. You’re talking about somebody who is the epitome of in-your-face attitude and is probably one of the meanest sons of a bitch on a football field ever.

Former PSU teammate and Miami Dolphins tight end Troy Drayton on new DC Mark D'Onofrio, to All Canes.

We Now Have a Coach Named Jethro

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Three Temple assistants have won the lottery, so...so long, Rick Petri, Wesley McGriff, and John Lovett. Golden has also hired Tom Deahn as Director of Football Operations and Ryan McNamee as ...

Al Golden: A Tanned Angel In 100% Cotton Shorts (A RickMuscles Guest Appearance)

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This post is brought to you Twitter wunderkind @RickMuscles, who maintains the column "Squat Rack of Desire" over at Every Day Should Be Saturday, has a serious weightlifting fetish, and has the...

Oh, And There Was An Awards Banquet In There Somewhere

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2010 Miami Football Award WinnersJack Harding (MVP): Leonard Hankerson, Sean Spence Newcomer of the Year: Seantrel Henderson Special Teams Player of the Year: Matt Bosher Scout Team Player of the...

Al Golden Press Conference Live Stream/Replay

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    The fun begins at 6 p.m. at Newman Alumni Center. Chances of catching a blood sacrifice initiation rite are probably slim, but hey, you never know.

It's Official! Al Golden Will Be Introduced Monday

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Sure, you can read the statement from the University below, but all you really need to know about Al Golden is that he lifted weights to "The Final Countdown," which is roughly the equivalent of...

If you know nothing else about Al Golden, know that he lifts weights to "The Final Countdown."

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If you know nothing else about Al Golden, know that he lifts weights to "The Final Countdown."

FAT MEN TRY CATCH BALLS SOMETIMES ONE DANCE

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FAT MEN TRY CATCH BALLS SOMETIMES ONE DANCE

Eh (Shrug): Your Coaching Rumor Thread of the Weekend

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Peterson Edsell Pelini Bloobedy Blahberville Boo No One Has Any Idea.

Jeff Stoutland Draws Shot At Glory

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Miami will play Notre Dame in the Sun Bowl. As Holly Anderson put it, "I tried to say this politely, but I really want to see Miami fans attempt to sell Notre Dame fans into white slavery in...

Jon Gruden Madness Thread: Wednesday

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Just waitin' on the announcement.                           

Jon Gruden Or Someone Else Who Knows Madness Thread: Tuesday

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CRANK UP THE FLIGHT AWARE AND GRAB THE NEAREST BODY LANGUAGE ANALYST! And then, rumors in the comments as per usual. Oh, and Interim Head Coach Stoutland talks this morning. Whatever.

Nine Hurricanes Named to All-ACC Teams

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Congrats, boys. Leonard Hankerson garnered the third-most votes in the conference, earning first team ALL-ACC honors alongside offensive guard Brandon Washington and punter Matt Bosher. Second...

Uncle Luke wants to hire Gruden, Mike Leach, Tommy Tuberville, Trooper Taylor, or Dennis Erickson....

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Uncle Luke wants to hire Gruden, Mike Leach, Tommy Tuberville, Trooper Taylor, or Dennis Erickson. We endorse four of these five hires, because four of them are terrible, terrible ideas. KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF THE PIRATE.

ESBS weighs in

Jon Gruden Or Someone Else Who Knows Madness Thread: Monday

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What we know: there is (or was), without question, mutual interest between Miami and Gruden, and he was given "parameters" of a deal over the weekend. He may be using the school as leverage, or...

Presumption of Awesomeness: Jon Gruden Madness Thread

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We're at a point it's safe (or at least cool) to assume these talks really are Actually Happening. It remains to be seen, of course, if both Miami and Gruden can come to an agreement and actually...

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