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The Great Barstoolio

  • joined Jan 27, 2009
  • last login Oct 10, 2012
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The female Bruce Feldman (this is debatable).

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Not for nothing, bro, but Frank Gore can come out of his own butt. And that's the sort of thing I...

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Not for nothing, bro, but Frank Gore can come out of his own butt. And that's the sort of thing I laugh at. via and ShareBro Swindle.

Canes Fall to 17th in Coaches' Poll

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...and the entire rest of the ACC falls out of the Top 25.

Mandatory Post-Game...Post.

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I'm not going to recap this. We all saw it. I'm not going to panic or get overly discouraged, either. If we learned anything today, it's that the entire ACC blows -- and everything Florida State,...

GameThread
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GAMETHREAD: It's Heeeee-eeeeere!

Things are underway.  Jeremy Shockey is on the ground. Damien Berry is questioning his location, but not the noise. In the trunk? In the trunk. Oh, and one last thing?

Welcome to the family, Chickillo 3G!

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Welcome to the family, Chickillo 3G!

Michael Irvin's Pre-OSU Pep Talk

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He times the drum solo for max effect. But you already knew that.

Why We Adore Jacory Harris, Part Billionty

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"Going to class with an Oakland raiders snap back, no shirt, with the Oakland raiders overalls! Fly!!!!!! I'm me!!" Can you actually spring man tits in class? I guess we'll find out, in the best...

Easily the Greatest Old Spice Commercial Ever To Feature a Naked ProCane Riding a Giant Bird

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Ray Lewis, you are our sunshine. Also, occasionally, our lookout. But mostly our sunshine.

Seantrel Henderson Is Going to Work Out Just Fine

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All eyes were on Seantrel Henderson Thursday night, and not entirely just because no one could see around his gigantic, freak show body. (He's not the largest person I've ever seen, by any means,...

Go buy this t-shirt from our pals at Rakontur. We can't guarantee it will get you laid, but we can...

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Go buy this t-shirt from our pals at Rakontur. We can't guarantee it will get you laid, but we can promise you will instantly smell like wood chips, cunning, scotch, and sex. Just like Howard Schnellenberger.

Pretty Much Just The Backs Of Peoples' Heads

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....but we know how some of you are size queens. photos via NBCMiami  

We know the magnitude of [the Ohio State] game...We know what's at stake. This game will put us in...

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We know the magnitude of [the Ohio State] game...We know what's at stake. This game will put us in position to get us closer to our goal of winning a national championship this year. This is it. This year is the year we've been preparing for over the last couple of years. Week 2 is going to be a great test for us.

Brandon Harris
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Seantrel Henderson Is Huge, Game 1

AND THE HELMETS ARE NOT YET THE COLOR OF MONEY AND THE PLAYMAKER IS NOT AMUSED. image via HurricaneSports

Extremity Suspensions List: FAMU

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♪ Some of these things are not like the others, some of these things just don't belong. ♪ Can you tell which of these are not like the others ♪ -- and which are secret Randy Shannon Ninja...

Enjoy Your Buttsecks

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In the shriveled, flaccid penis that is the Nevin Shapiro "violations scandal," the role of Hercule Poirot will by played by Uncle Luke. Twice. As for us?

Simultaneously The Worst and Greatest Snap Count Ever

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Why, Ken Dorsey, I do declayuh...YOU TO BE THE FUTURE FATHER OF MY CHILDREN IN SPITE OF YOUR TERRIBLE POTTY MOUTH. Hat tip to our shadowy blogfather. You know the one.   ps. Just a reminder to...

Jimmy Graham wows with a one-handed catch at Saints camp. And now I'm mad at Frank Haith. SELFISH.

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Jimmy Graham wows with a one-handed catch at Saints camp. And now I'm mad at Frank Haith. SELFISH.

We really need a "Giving a Hoot" poster at 7th Floor HQ (which, we'll have you know, is actually on...

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We really need a "Giving a Hoot" poster at 7th Floor HQ (which, we'll have you know, is actually on a 7th floor).

The Connect Is Lurking Your Media Guides

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This is still funny to me, but the venerable Caneshooter reports that it isn't nearly the worst Florida State media guide gaffe: Back in the fall of 1982, Florida State printed 10,000 copies of...

To clear all the rumors no im not academicly inelgible nor did i get kicked off the team for any...

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To clear all the rumors no im not academicly inelgible nor did i get kicked off the team for any off the field issues,its more to it then that but if you dont have nothing good to say about people you dont say nothing at all so ill leave it at that. But i wont be playing football at the U next season but i appreciate all the support from the fans that was given

-- Steven Wesley

Steven Wesley Dismissed From Team For "Academic Reasons"

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You know how Allen Bailey is supposed to have the strength of two men? Here's hoping he plays for two this season, as if he was pregnant with his own little Allen Bailey, because Miami is now short...

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