The Offside Juventus

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The Long (Overdue) Farewell


(Tokes up) What a long, strange trip it's been, man... It was March 2008 when Roberto offered me the opportunity to join him in writing for the best damn English-language Juventus blog in the...

It Begins! Juventus start summer training in Bardonecchia


Juve’s pre-season preparations have officially begun. The squad left Vinovo this morning and arrived in Bardonecchia just past 3pm. Antonio Conte’s first training session (images) is to take...

Juventini of Toronto, it's time to meet up!


Juventini of Toronto! We'd like to invite you to pop out and grab a beer (or two, or ten) before Juventus takes on Sporting Lisbon at BMO Field. We'll be meeting at the Brazen Head pub at 3pm to...

Holy God: FIGC Lawyer Accuses Inter of Same Behavior as Juve in 2006


Absolutely massive news coming out of Italy today. A few days ago, the FIGC tentatively rejected Juve's request to revoke the 2006 Scudetto, it was seen as a blow to Juventus and confirmation of...

This Cannot Continue to Happen


"Neither Juventus or Palermo offered any money for me, evidently I don't interest them, and now Palermo has told me that I do not enter in their plans. It's up to me to find a new system." Davide...

Recapping the Season


It's your voice, people. The Juventus Offside is proud to participate in the democratic tradition, which consists of voting for your opinions, which ultimately is completely irrelevant. In such a...

Iago Falqué: A Case Study of Serie A's Failure with Youth


It is a bit odd that we get excited when we sign a young player, because it's often so very difficult to see whether they will ever end up in the first team at all. Take Raffaele Palladino, for...

Podcast- The Game That Wasn't A Game


Recorded just after the non-event that was Juventus-Napoli, the boys were a disillusioned bunch, unused to seeing a match where not a single person cared for the result. The crew (a man short due...

OFFICIALLY OFFICIAL- Juventus will not continue with Delneri next season


"There will be a new Coach at Juventus next season," declared Del Neri in today’s Press conference. "The club informed me of its decision on Wednesday. I accept this choice, even if I’d do...

OFFICIALLY OFFICIAL: Claudio Marchisio Renews until 2016


In the still-un-released podcast for the week (work has been insane, hence why light posting, also no time for editing) Adam said amongst all the gloom and doom of Juve of late, we needed Marotta...

Conte For Coach?


The rumors linking Antonio Conte as Juve's next coach have been increasingly significantly over the last few days, and Andrea Agnelli and Pavel Nedved hardly quieted rumors calling him "destined as...

PotD: Another Season Wasted


A wasted season, for both of them. And Juventus. If you’re strong, you’ll leave [team team] great, if you can’t do it, you’ll come out quickly because they’ll eat you after two draws. You’re not...

Podcast- The Rant Edition


Unsurprisingly all four guys joined the show in what can only be described as bad moods following yet another collapse on Monday night against Chievo. Normally in this post there will be some...

Guest Post: Evaluating our Transfers


Below we have a guest post from my good friend Tariq Falaknaz evaluating the players we brought in over the last 12 months, how they've performed, and whether they deserve to continue wearing the...

Juventus 2-2 Chievo: Nightmares filled with Flying Donkeys


It's a good thing I have a little self restraint, otherwise I would have thrown about half a dozen laptops out through the window as this season has gone on. Yet again, I am disgusted and utterly...

Podcast- "Bury Him At Sea, No Witnesses"


Last week sadly we were unable to record the show due to some technical difficulties (no really, not just the four of us being unable to tell the time, honest.) Determined to not suffer the same...

John Elkann Speaks on the Fans, the Finances, and the Future


Throw in some trannies and blow, and this photo defines the two of them perfectly [On continuity] "Juventus is on course for a change that needs time, to have a younger and more competitive...

The End of An Era, by Enry


You come home late... Still go on VecchiaSignora to read 2 brand new pieces of news You go through the thread titles And you read..."Martina officially announces that Buffon will leave Juve at...

Bianconeri Dreams Crushed By Elephants: Juventus 2-2 Catania


It's nearly 8 hours after the match ended, and I'm still fuming about the whole thing. To draw 2-2 to Catania at home is absolutely unacceptable. To do so in the manner we did is utterly...

PotD: Disgusting


Hello Bergonzi. We meet again. (Also the guy who sent Giandonato off against Chievo) Not just you, Bergonzi. The rest of the team, you all suck. Hang your heads in shame.

Alberto Aquilani- Looking to the Future


Alberto Aquilani did a pretty long interview with the Gazzetta dello Sport touching on a variety of topics. I've translated portions of it and posted below, enjoy. AURORA'S BIRTH An emotion that...

Podcast: Winning Streak Ends In Purple Haze


This could complicate podcast recording... We thought it was too good to be true, and so it was. The 3-game winning streak ended in a dour draw during which had both Gigi Buffon & Artur Boruc...

Sky Italia- 4 Pros and Cons for Delneri's Tenure


Things to consider... Pro 1 - Juventus in the last four games appears to be growing, 10 points testimonial of the Delneri's sides which usually finish the season strongly. 2 - Juve's season has...

Firenze not in Flames, Just Slightly Singed: Fiorentina 0-0 Juventus


Being a relatively young chap, I enjoy carousing late into the evening, and I enjoy my sleep. As I live over here in the New World, many Juventus games unfortunately conflict with this arrangement,...

Alessio Tacchinardi- No Holds Barred


Last Sunday, I posted a link on Facebook to a radio show "Tutti Pazzi per la Juve" who had several former Juventus players on the show. As I wrote in that link "Tacchinardi ran that shit." Indeed...

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