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The Quincy Carter of Accountants

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In Which we go FJM (sort of) With Jeff Schultz

I like to make fun of Jeff Schultz as much as anybody. However, his article which asks the question "how should Mark Richt handle the distraction of Todd Grantham's interest in the NFL," is not...

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TQCOA gets FJM on Greg Doyel

The Quincy Carter of Accountants comes back with his usual swagger and highlights Greg Doyel's unusual use of sailing metaphors.

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Set Your DVR for the Brand New SEC Crossover Series.....

Inspired by the overnight success of their newest hit, TLC has struck a deal with some of our SEC favorites for what promises to be must see TV.... The SEC first introduced viewers to STAGE MOMS...

Sort of a Good News Bad News Thing.....

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(via rivals.com) Bad News: Number one player in the country Robert Nkemdiche is not going to be playing for Georgia Good News: He's also not playing for Alabama

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Not to get all FJM on Michael Carvell....but this is Silly

Georgia hired a new director of on-campus recruiting. His name is Daryl Jones. He coached high school football and ran football camps. Michael Carvell asks the easy question that is on nobody's...

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Michael Carvell's Isn't Completely Wrong, He is However Mostly Wrong

Anybody remember the scene in The Big Kahuna where Larry and Phil ask Bob to serve as bartender in the hospitality suite they rented at a convention? Bob, a researcher and a teetotaler protests,...

After a Lack of Success From a Man who has Never Seen a Vegetable, Florida gives Pease a chance.

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Florida appears to have hired Boise State's offensive coordinator. This should present no problems whatsoever. I miss Charlie Weiss already.

Mark Richt Violates NCAA Rules Prohibiting Awesomeness

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Bonuses to his assistants, happy meals to young children, the horror. I guess in fairness to the NCAA this was an internal investigation but...ye gods.

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Improving the Georgia Offense for 2012: a Tough Call

You have just finished a season in which you remarkably won 10 games after being below five hundred last year. You make it to the SEC championship, play a great first half and then get blown out in...

With Apologies to FJM: Jeff MacGregor Explains the Universe

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Hunter Thompson retyped passages written by F. Scott Fitzgerald. He wanted to understand the way those passages were crafted. He wanted to understand what it was like to write a sentence like that....

The Quotable Les Miles

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This is just delightful. It generates wisdom from Les at the push of a button. For example: "The necessity of the run that we like as opposed to just a run or an advantage in play to just a play." - The Advocate Oct 3, 2010

With Apologies to FJM: We Negotiate Jeff Shultz's Thoughts on Todd Grantham's Agent

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Disclaimer: though they never, to my knowledge, discussed college football, the guys at www.firejoemorgan.com invented this type of post. We owe them so much.  Ah my old nemesis Jeff Schultz. We've...

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Dawgs Line Up In The I

357 South Milledge Avenue would be condemned a year or two after I left it. While the city of Athens certainly had a point in declaring it uninhabitable, in 2003 not only did fifteen of us live...

With Apologies to FJM: Digging Through the Ruins of George Will's Thoughts on College Football

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I didn't invent this schtick. These guys did. They are most humorous. You should read them. Still here? OK here we go: George Will has some thoughts on the archaeology of future ascendant...

The Fruits of the Green Notebook

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There are a few things which the 2011 edition of the University of Georgia's offense does not do very well. It does not generate plays of longer than 30 yards very frequently, it is not...

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With Apologies to FJM: We Discuss Tim Tebow with the New York Times

Disclaimer: I did not invent this style of post. www.firejoemorgan.com did. They are smarter and funnier than I am.  I know it's Auburn week, but I think this deserves some attention. Over the last...

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With Apologies to FJM: Jeff Schultz Gets it Half Right on Coaches

Disclaimer: I did not invent this style of post. The guys at www.firejoemorgan.com did. They are smarter and funnier than I am. You should probably go read some of their posts about the 2008 NLCS...

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How Good Are SEC Offenses?

Much has been said about the talent of the defenses on display for this Saturday night's game between Alabama and LSU. Excellent as they have been, they are not the only defenses from the SEC who...

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With Apologies to FJM....Mark Bradley Goes a Bridge too Far

I think Bradley has made an error regarding Isaiah Crowell that isn't that uncommon; so I don't want to be too hard on him. But we need to take a look at a few points from yesterday's article ...

"Honking a Bobo"

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(Not exactly NSFW, but my Mom would not approve) 5. bobo The fabrication of untruths and the articulation of them as gospel to one's peers. Someone who 'honks' a bobo will exaggerate every aspect of a story to ludicrous proportions, making it so improbable as to lose all possible credibility. "My grandad invented the space shuttle." "No way. You're honking a bobo."

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Which Would You Rather Have? An Average Defense or Zero Derp!

The deli by my office has the following sign taped to the cash register: Honey - 25 Cents Extra Honey - 50 Cents or More! I don't go in for the honey much myself, but I feel like the...

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May I Go Just a Little FJM on Rick Reilly

I mean I know we've got a lot to cover what with the Gators coming up this weekend but, this happened on Friday, and I think it demands a response. Please keep in mind that this isn't a defense of...

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Hating Florida: It's not all Jean Shorts and Mullets

There's Ronnie Wilson Remember Ronnie Wilson? Meyer hasn't uttered those words [recruiting the top 1% of the top 1%] publicly in a while. That's probably appropriate, considering he has once...

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Today in Horrifying Statistics: Defensive Improvement

Consider two teams, call them X and Y. In 2011 these teams each improved their defensive performance Team X has given up 55 fewer yards per game than it gave up in 2010. Team Y has improved even...

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Talkin Derp!

There are two tables after the jump. The first shows a per game basis comparison between Georgia's 2011season to date and 2010 (provided by www.cfbstats.com) for several offensive, defensive and...

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Breakdown of 1st and 2nd Half Scoring 2011 and Historically

Much has been made this season of the differences in offensive production observed in the first and second half of the game. I don't recall if we have discussed whether or not the scoring...

Last week, Oxford Mississippi, today, Oxford commas.

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Last week, Oxford Mississippi, today, Oxford commas.

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Defensive Line Question

Seth Emerson noted in his blog that Jon Jenkins would be playing end in lieu of Deangelo Tyson today with Kwame Geathers at Nose. For those of you that don't live on some God forsaken rock in the...

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