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Ah. Well... I attended Juilliard... I'm a graduate of the Harvard business school. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that. I've seen the EXORCIST ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT... NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT YOU'RE TALKING TO A DEAD GUY... NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK? You think I'm qualified?

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Rednecks going in circles. I can get the same thing watching them chase their tails. NASCAR Driver(s)

Jet Li's arms, Bruce Lee's legs, Jean-Claude Van Damme's body, Steven Segal's ponytail, Chuck Norris' beard. Mixed Martial Artist(s)

The dogs? I hate dogs. Boxer(s)

Teams of people who hit women? Soccer Team

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Lookout Landing Commented It's also hilarious. on Daily? Rumor Open Thread III on Lookout Landing - 12/09/09 5:38 PM EST

Minor League Ball Commented Dave Cameron on Twitter: on Yankees, D-backs, Tigers 3-way deal on Minor League Ball - 12/09/09 3:00 AM EST (1 reply)

Lookout Landing Commented That's beyond hideous. on Weekly? Rumor Open Thread II on Lookout Landing - 12/08/09 12:05 AM EST (1 reply)

Lookout Landing Commented I think it's a serious question. on Tony Blengino mentions tRA, Graham, LL On Air on Lookout Landing - 12/04/09 12:58 PM EST (1 reply)

Minor League Ball Commented I love how the only place they can put him amongst the "best tools" is "athlete". on BA SD Top 10 on Minor League Ball - 12/04/09 1:44 AM EST (2 replies)

Lookout Landing Commented He'd actually gain a couple of runs due to positional adjustment, I think. on One Reason Why Jason Bay Doesn't Make Sense on Lookout Landing - 12/03/09 6:29 PM EST (1 reply)

Lookout Landing Commented MGL has actually publicly stated a couple of times that there's weirdness with certain parks. on One Reason Why Jason Bay Doesn't Make Sense on Lookout Landing - 12/03/09 6:27 PM EST

Minor League Ball Commented Nice. on Madison Bumgarner is a better prospect than Buster Posey. on Minor League Ball - 12/02/09 10:41 PM EST

Minor League Ball Commented I think fewer people would be having a cow on Madison Bumgarner is a better prospect than Buster Posey. on Minor League Ball - 12/01/09 9:23 PM EST (1 reply)

Lookout Landing Commented That, and they ignore defense. on Edgar vs. Mattingly HoF Candidacies on Lookout Landing - 12/01/09 7:46 PM EST

Minor League Ball Commented No. on Madison Bumgarner is a better prospect than Buster Posey. on Minor League Ball - 12/01/09 1:25 PM EST (1 reply)

Minor League Ball Commented But he's not technically out of baseball yet, is he? on BA SF top 10 on Minor League Ball - 11/30/09 10:50 PM EST (2 replies)

Lookout Landing Commented The other idea, per JAC on 11/23: Weekly? Rumor Open Thread on Lookout Landing - 11/30/09 7:50 PM EST (1 reply)

Lookout Landing Commented Why does anybody go there? on 11/23: Weekly? Rumor Open Thread on Lookout Landing - 11/30/09 1:35 PM EST (2 replies)

Lookout Landing Commented Free at last. Free at last. on Selig to Step Down in 2012 on Lookout Landing - 11/28/09 5:20 PM EST

Lookout Landing Commented Well that's one. on WAR gains major exposure on Lookout Landing - 11/27/09 3:48 AM EST

Lookout Landing Commented I think the point is he wont get an offer for 4/80 on 11/23: Weekly? Rumor Open Thread on Lookout Landing - 11/27/09 12:08 AM EST

Lookout Landing Commented Well, it would be stupid of me to say "no" now. on Todd Zeile Hall Of Fame Fact Sheet on Lookout Landing - 11/27/09 12:07 AM EST

Minor League Ball Commented Was just picked up by Boston. on UPDATED - Open Thread: Best of the Unprotected; Top Rule V Prospects on Minor League Ball - 11/25/09 8:25 PM EST

Lookout Landing Voted for I think the same of him now as I used to on Lookout Landing - 11/25/09 8:22 PM EST

Field Gulls Commented If he keeps taking concussions, he'll still be a special player. on More brain damage for Roethlisberger on Field Gulls - 11/25/09 2:04 PM EST

Minor League Ball Commented Er. on UPDATED - Open Thread: Best of the Unprotected; Top Rule V Prospects on Minor League Ball - 11/25/09 2:02 PM EST (1 reply)

Minor League Ball Commented Isn't Tug a minor league free agent, tho? on UPDATED - Open Thread: Best of the Unprotected; Top Rule V Prospects on Minor League Ball - 11/25/09 2:01 PM EST (1 reply)

Lookout Landing Commented Is it wrong that the two comments that got the most recs on 11/23: Weekly? Rumor Open Thread on Lookout Landing - 11/24/09 6:54 PM EST (2 replies)

Lookout Landing Commented He can't hit dingers! He don't bat righty! on 11/23: Weekly? Rumor Open Thread on Lookout Landing - 11/24/09 4:31 AM EST (1 reply)

Lookout Landing Commented I think you're overthinking things. on 11/23: Weekly? Rumor Open Thread on Lookout Landing - 11/24/09 4:31 AM EST (2 replies)

Lookout Landing Commented I think it was asking too much to expect Zobrist to win it. on Mauer wins AL MVP on Lookout Landing - 11/24/09 12:49 AM EST (1 reply)

Lookout Landing Commented We do? on 11/23: Weekly? Rumor Open Thread on Lookout Landing - 11/24/09 12:47 AM EST (1 reply)

Lookout Landing Commented Dammit. on 11/23: Weekly? Rumor Open Thread on Lookout Landing - 11/23/09 5:51 PM EST (1 reply)

Lookout Landing Commented Any response to the post Jason Churchill did a whole post about dismissing rumor mongering. on 11/23: Weekly? Rumor Open Thread on Lookout Landing - 11/23/09 5:50 PM EST (1 reply)

Lookout Landing Commented "Great" offensive production? on 11/23: Weekly? Rumor Open Thread on Lookout Landing - 11/23/09 5:48 PM EST (1 reply)

Lookout Landing Commented How many average fans actually influence their team's decisions? on WAR gains major exposure on Lookout Landing - 11/23/09 5:46 PM EST (1 reply)

Minor League Ball Commented Peguero would never stick on the 25 man squad. on UPDATED - Open Thread: Best of the Unprotected; Top Rule V Prospects on Minor League Ball - 11/23/09 5:18 AM EST (1 reply)

Minor League Ball Commented Gotcha. on Dustin Ackley to 2nd base on Minor League Ball - 11/23/09 5:15 AM EST

Minor League Ball Commented Diabetes? Oh did you mean... on Dustin Ackley to 2nd base on Minor League Ball - 11/23/09 5:15 AM EST

Minor League Ball Commented All but the Aumont thing. on Dustin Ackley to 2nd base on Minor League Ball - 11/23/09 5:14 AM EST (1 reply)

Minor League Ball Commented I think this deserves the ultimate facepalm image. on Dustin Ackley to 2nd base on Minor League Ball - 11/23/09 5:10 AM EST

Minor League Ball Commented RE: Everyone here is severely overrating Biggio. on Dustin Ackley to 2nd base on Minor League Ball - 11/23/09 5:06 AM EST

Minor League Ball Commented I presume that wasn't meant for me. on Dustin Ackley to 2nd base on Minor League Ball - 11/23/09 5:05 AM EST

Minor League Ball Commented RE: I was in a mental and physical fog for most of Friday and Saturday. on Update on Minor League Ball - 11/23/09 5:04 AM EST

Lookout Landing Commented Ah, I see your point. on WAR gains major exposure on Lookout Landing - 11/23/09 4:23 AM EST (1 reply)

Lookout Landing Commented Not exactly good comps for skill sets. on Dustin Ackley, the 2nd baseman? on Lookout Landing - 11/23/09 4:18 AM EST

Lookout Landing Commented I'm certain you're joking. on WAR gains major exposure on Lookout Landing - 11/22/09 5:54 PM EST (1 reply)

Minor League Ball Commented You, on the other hand... on Dustin Ackley to 2nd base on Minor League Ball - 11/22/09 3:37 AM EST (3 replies)

Minor League Ball Commented I can't figure out if you're being sarcastic or not. on Dustin Ackley to 2nd base on Minor League Ball - 11/22/09 3:34 AM EST (1 reply)

Minor League Ball Commented I don't think he's more valuable as a second baseman. on Dustin Ackley to 2nd base on Minor League Ball - 11/22/09 3:34 AM EST (1 reply)

Minor League Ball Commented More upside than a Hall of Famer? on Dustin Ackley to 2nd base on Minor League Ball - 11/22/09 3:32 AM EST (1 reply)

Lookout Landing Commented I'm going to give you some very helpful advice. on Dustin Ackley, the 2nd baseman? on Lookout Landing - 11/22/09 3:25 AM EST (1 reply)

Lookout Landing Commented Who are the other four? on Dustin Ackley, the 2nd baseman? on Lookout Landing - 11/22/09 3:19 AM EST (1 reply)

Minor League Ball Commented Some folks threw around Chase Utley's name as a comp too easily. on Dustin Ackley to 2nd base on Minor League Ball - 11/21/09 8:59 PM EST (2 replies)

Lookout Landing Commented Sorry, I meant the mobility part of my statement. on Dustin Ackley, the 2nd baseman? on Lookout Landing - 11/21/09 8:44 PM EST

Lookout Landing Commented Well, Jeter's is .313 on Dustin Ackley, the 2nd baseman? on Lookout Landing - 11/21/09 8:43 PM EST (1 reply)

Lookout Landing Commented John Sickels made a comment that to him, Triunfel looks 25. on Dustin Ackley, the 2nd baseman? on Lookout Landing - 11/21/09 3:19 PM EST (1 reply)

Lookout Landing Commented Agreed. on Dustin Ackley, the 2nd baseman? on Lookout Landing - 11/21/09 3:17 PM EST

Lookout Landing Commented I guess I should probably scale it down a bit. on Dustin Ackley, the 2nd baseman? on Lookout Landing - 11/21/09 3:16 PM EST (1 reply)

Lookout Landing Commented I think Ackley will hit and walk to get on base well enough. on Dustin Ackley, the 2nd baseman? on Lookout Landing - 11/21/09 5:06 AM EST (1 reply)

Lookout Landing Commented Seager. And I just now noticed he's discussed below. on Dustin Ackley, the 2nd baseman? on Lookout Landing - 11/21/09 5:00 AM EST (2 replies)

Lookout Landing Commented Kyle Sieger? on Dustin Ackley, the 2nd baseman? on Lookout Landing - 11/21/09 5:00 AM EST (1 reply)

Lookout Landing Commented I told Jeff those pictures he took of himself would get lots of mileage. on Reaction Chronology on Lookout Landing - 11/21/09 4:53 AM EST

Lookout Landing Commented Improvement. on Thursday Bullet Points on Lookout Landing - 11/20/09 1:07 PM EST (1 reply)

Minor League Ball Commented OBVIOUS STATEMENT ALERT!!! on OMG No Strasburg not again.. on Minor League Ball - 11/20/09 2:33 AM EST

Lookout Landing Commented When you apply a "stoned" factor, it's actually kind of funny. on Lincecum Nabs NL Cy Young on Lookout Landing - 11/20/09 2:17 AM EST

Lookout Landing Commented Edwin Jackson on Thursday Bullet Points on Lookout Landing - 11/20/09 2:16 AM EST (1 reply)

Lookout Landing Commented Nah, Mr. Microphone dude, I don't got any tree bark. on Lincecum Nabs NL Cy Young on Lookout Landing - 11/20/09 1:38 AM EST

Minor League Ball Recommended 2010 Japanese players on Minor League Ball - 11/19/09 9:24 PM EST

Lookout Landing Commented I know I do. on A Second Poll on Lookout Landing - 11/19/09 9:10 PM EST (1 reply)

Lookout Landing Voted for Neither really add to nor detract from the site on Lookout Landing - 11/19/09 9:09 PM EST

Lookout Landing Voted for I don't want to read about anything until it happens, or is on the verge of happening on Lookout Landing - 11/19/09 9:07 PM EST

Lookout Landing Commented Schenanigans? on Lincecum Nabs NL Cy Young on Lookout Landing - 11/19/09 3:35 PM EST

Lookout Landing Commented 3 way action? on M's, Tigers 3-way action centered on Morrow/Jackson on Lookout Landing - 11/19/09 3:32 PM EST

Lookout Landing Commented We brought in Mateo because we thought he could get us a ground ball. on Felix, Greinke, And Some Reflecting on Lookout Landing - 11/18/09 5:33 PM EST (1 reply)

Lookout Landing Commented It says he was trying to pitch for a fly ball. on Felix, Greinke, And Some Reflecting on Lookout Landing - 11/18/09 3:19 PM EST (1 reply)

Field Gulls Commented Mora is starting to develop John Gruden's scowl. on Mora's Presser and General Feelings Towards Our HC on Field Gulls - 11/17/09 2:10 AM EST (1 reply)

Lookout Landing Commented RE: Consider this just another reminder that you should never ever ever take a prospect's future for granted.* on All Assumptions-Are-Dangerous Minor League Free Agent Team on Lookout Landing - 11/17/09 2:02 AM EST

Minor League Ball Commented If that is the case. on Arizona Fall League Q/A Thread on Minor League Ball - 11/15/09 1:26 AM EST (1 reply)

Lookout Landing Commented Skeptical, but I have no mind of my own. on Lookout Landing as a communtiy on Lookout Landing - 11/14/09 9:27 PM EST

Minor League Ball Commented I was looking at his career splits, not just "Hughes in the bullpen" splits. on Joba or Hughes? on Minor League Ball - 11/14/09 7:58 PM EST

Minor League Ball Commented Not this shit again. on Arizona Fall League Q/A Thread on Minor League Ball - 11/14/09 7:50 PM EST (1 reply)

Minor League Ball Commented Oh oops. I think Saunders is still rookie eligible. So nevermind. on Last year's rookies-top community prospects for future performance #4 on Minor League Ball - 11/14/09 4:57 AM EST

Minor League Ball Commented Michael Saunders. on Last year's rookies-top community prospects for future performance #4 on Minor League Ball - 11/14/09 4:57 AM EST (1 reply)

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