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Mar 26, 2008 May 27, 2012 18 5094

Ah. Well... I attended Juilliard... I'm a graduate of the Harvard business school. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that. I've seen the EXORCIST ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT... NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT YOU'RE TALKING TO A DEAD GUY... NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK? You think I'm qualified?

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Rednecks going in circles. I can get the same thing watching them chase their tails. NASCAR Driver(s)

Jet Li's arms, Bruce Lee's legs, Jean-Claude Van Damme's body, Steven Segal's ponytail, Chuck Norris' beard. Mixed Martial Artist(s)

The dogs? I hate dogs. Boxer(s)

Teams of people who hit women? Soccer Team

"Cyclists" sounds like some weird political party Cyclist(s)

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Lookout Landing Commented Assuming somoene was willing to give him that many PA's. on Mariners v Angels Open Game Thread on Lookout Landing - 05/26/12 8:03 PM EDT

Lookout Landing Recommended But duct tape is silver on Lookout Landing - 05/26/12 8:01 PM EDT

Lookout Landing Commented Nice. on Mariners v Angels Open Game Thread on Lookout Landing - 05/26/12 8:01 PM EDT

Lookout Landing Commented I think it's partially him, but he'a also noticeably pausing when a pitch comes in. on Mariners v Angels Open Game Thread on Lookout Landing - 05/26/12 8:00 PM EDT

Lookout Landing Commented That's Byrnes doing the same thing you did. on Mariners v Angels Open Game Thread on Lookout Landing - 05/26/12 8:00 PM EDT

Lookout Landing Commented Honestly, I'd have no problem with making SafeCo either neutral or do the David Cameron plan of making it only 5% destructive to both handed batters. on Mariners v Angels Open Game Thread on Lookout Landing - 05/26/12 8:00 PM EDT (1 reply)

Lookout Landing Commented Z said they "wouldn't rule anything out". Which is a standard non-answer from the GM. on Mariners v Angels Open Game Thread on Lookout Landing - 05/26/12 7:58 PM EDT (1 reply)

Lookout Landing Commented In his defense, he's actually played here. on Mariners v Angels Open Game Thread on Lookout Landing - 05/26/12 7:58 PM EDT

Lookout Landing Commented Oh god... Byrnes is bringing up the fences... on Mariners v Angels Open Game Thread on Lookout Landing - 05/26/12 7:56 PM EDT (1 reply)

Lookout Landing Commented I guarantee he'll strike out today. on Mariners v Angels Open Game Thread on Lookout Landing - 05/26/12 7:55 PM EDT

Lookout Landing Commented Yeah, I missed Olivo doing that. on Mariners v Angels Open Game Thread on Lookout Landing - 05/26/12 7:55 PM EDT (1 reply)

Lookout Landing Commented I keep forgetting what a big fucker Shaq is. Makes a 4 door sedan look tiny. on Mariners v Angels Open Game Thread on Lookout Landing - 05/26/12 7:54 PM EDT

Lookout Landing Commented Well, to be fair, his talent is insane. on Mariners v Angels Open Game Thread on Lookout Landing - 05/26/12 7:52 PM EDT

Lookout Landing Commented Smoke a goat? I did that once! on Starlin Castro's fit with Seattle on Lookout Landing - 05/26/12 3:42 PM EDT

Lookout Landing Commented He loses no value at all if he moves to Center Field, which is where he played in college. on The Mariners' Next Quote Shortstops Unquote on Lookout Landing - 05/26/12 12:36 PM EDT

Lookout Landing Commented I remember seeing him briefly in spring training. on The Mariners' Next Quote Shortstops Unquote on Lookout Landing - 05/26/12 12:33 PM EDT

Lookout Landing Commented Though pitchFx doesn't seem to agree with me. on The Mariners' Next Quote Shortstops Unquote on Lookout Landing - 05/26/12 12:28 PM EDT

Lookout Landing Commented From what I've observed, he seems to be purposely not swinging at as much garbage as before. on The Mariners' Next Quote Shortstops Unquote on Lookout Landing - 05/26/12 12:26 PM EDT (1 reply)

Lookout Landing Commented I'd read somewhere that switch-hitting was one of those things that develops slowly. on The Mariners' Next Quote Shortstops Unquote on Lookout Landing - 05/26/12 12:04 PM EDT (1 reply)

Field Gulls Commented Oh God those comments... on Winslow calls Seattle "a perfect fit" on Field Gulls - 05/24/12 2:54 PM EDT (1 reply)

Lookout Landing Commented Hey... I'll have you know that if you think I smell bad on the OUTSIDE... you're in for a treat... on Mariners Make Rangers Pay For Slightly Inferior Baseball on Lookout Landing - 05/24/12 2:30 PM EDT

Lookout Landing Commented ...and delicious. on Mariners Make Rangers Pay For Slightly Inferior Baseball on Lookout Landing - 05/24/12 2:29 PM EDT

Lookout Landing Commented Heck, they all look alike to me... on New SI piece on Byron Buxton on Lookout Landing - 05/24/12 2:27 PM EDT (1 reply)

Lookout Landing Commented It's not a mistake. on Mariners Make Rangers Pay For Slightly Inferior Baseball on Lookout Landing - 05/24/12 3:43 AM EDT

Lookout Landing Commented Alternative theory: on On The Mariners' Catchers Or Pitchers Or Both on Lookout Landing - 05/23/12 1:47 PM EDT (1 reply)

Lookout Landing Commented You're about to realize that after this season, the M's drop to about $40-50 million in commitments and arb eligibles. on Schadenfreude on Lookout Landing - 05/23/12 1:43 PM EDT (1 reply)

Minor League Ball Commented Until he gets injured again. on MiLB 5/22 on Minor League Ball - 05/23/12 3:23 AM EDT

Lookout Landing Commented Fans need to understand that arguably the only reason those balls got that deep is because the roof was closed. on 20-25, Chart on Lookout Landing - 05/23/12 1:41 AM EDT (2 replies)

Lookout Landing Commented The first two he swung at were borderline. That last one was just as bad as Smoak's. on 5/22: Open Game Thread on Lookout Landing - 05/23/12 12:20 AM EDT

Lookout Landing Commented Wow.... Seager too? on 5/22: Open Game Thread on Lookout Landing - 05/23/12 12:18 AM EDT

Lookout Landing Commented Wow. on 5/22: Open Game Thread on Lookout Landing - 05/23/12 12:15 AM EDT

Lookout Landing Commented And why is it criminal? on 5/22: Open Game Thread on Lookout Landing - 05/22/12 11:58 PM EDT (2 replies)

Lookout Landing Commented Nolan Ryan. on 5/22: Open Game Thread on Lookout Landing - 05/22/12 11:55 PM EDT (1 reply)

Lookout Landing Commented Which one? on 5/22: Open Game Thread on Lookout Landing - 05/22/12 11:54 PM EDT

Lookout Landing Commented Lots of swinging strikes today for Noesi. on 5/22: Open Game Thread on Lookout Landing - 05/22/12 11:46 PM EDT (1 reply)

Lookout Landing Commented You don't think Harrison has had any hand in that? on 5/22: Open Game Thread on Lookout Landing - 05/22/12 11:45 PM EDT

Lookout Landing Commented Montero had a nine pitch at bat. on 5/22: Open Game Thread on Lookout Landing - 05/22/12 11:42 PM EDT (1 reply)

Lookout Landing Commented Wow blue, really? on 5/22: Open Game Thread on Lookout Landing - 05/22/12 10:46 PM EDT

Lookout Landing Commented Admittedly not many. on 5/22: Open Game Thread on Lookout Landing - 05/22/12 10:45 PM EDT

Lookout Landing Commented The joke isn't that he hurt his knee. on 5/22: Open Game Thread on Lookout Landing - 05/22/12 10:43 PM EDT (3 replies)

Lookout Landing Commented I honestly don't watch many cartoons on TV anymore. on 5/22: Open Game Thread on Lookout Landing - 05/22/12 10:42 PM EDT (3 replies)

Lookout Landing Commented Umpire needs to get some damned consistency. on 5/22: Open Game Thread on Lookout Landing - 05/22/12 10:41 PM EDT

Lookout Landing Commented I don't know what you find funny and what you don't. on 5/22: Open Game Thread on Lookout Landing - 05/22/12 10:38 PM EDT (2 replies)

Lookout Landing Commented He also ordered pizzas. on Jesus Montero's Schizophrenia on Lookout Landing - 05/22/12 6:43 PM EDT (1 reply)

Lookout Landing Commented Or the Gods have seen fit to be distracted by the plethora of new hot arms to mutilate. on Neftali Feliz hits disabled list with elbow discomfort on Lookout Landing - 05/21/12 6:48 PM EDT

Lookout Landing Commented Once again, with the volatility of young pitching arms, I continue to thank the Baseball Gods for our good fortune. on Neftali Feliz hits disabled list with elbow discomfort on Lookout Landing - 05/21/12 3:50 PM EDT (1 reply)

Baseball Nation Voted for Valdespin on Baseball Nation - 05/21/12 3:40 PM EDT

Lookout Landing Commented That's not that unusual for him. on Mariners Make Selves At Home In Rockies' Estate on Lookout Landing - 05/20/12 11:46 PM EDT

Lookout Landing Commented Capps reminds me of Kelley, frankly. on 5/20: Open Game Thread on Lookout Landing - 05/20/12 7:56 PM EDT

Lookout Landing Commented What, "Bal-Four" isn't enough for you? on 5/20: Open Game Thread on Lookout Landing - 05/20/12 7:54 PM EDT

Lookout Landing Commented WA-P? on 5/20: Open Game Thread on Lookout Landing - 05/20/12 6:12 PM EDT

Lookout Landing Commented Couldn't you say the same about Jeff or Matthew? on 5/20: Open Game Thread on Lookout Landing - 05/20/12 5:50 PM EDT

Lookout Landing Commented That's ok. I like playing devil's advocate at times. on 5/20: Open Game Thread on Lookout Landing - 05/20/12 5:38 PM EDT (1 reply)

Lookout Landing Commented Yeah, don't rec "everything"... on 5/20: Open Game Thread on Lookout Landing - 05/20/12 5:35 PM EDT (1 reply)

Lookout Landing Commented Baby steps. on 5/20: Open Game Thread on Lookout Landing - 05/20/12 5:30 PM EDT

Lookout Landing Commented Boy this umpire is weird. on 5/20: Open Game Thread on Lookout Landing - 05/20/12 5:15 PM EDT

Lookout Landing Commented Gotcha. on 5/20: Open Game Thread on Lookout Landing - 05/20/12 5:15 PM EDT

Lookout Landing Commented Something wrong with ZIPS? on 5/20: Open Game Thread on Lookout Landing - 05/20/12 5:12 PM EDT (3 replies)

Lookout Landing Commented Well, projecting rookies is hard for any system. So, grain of salt. on 5/20: Open Game Thread on Lookout Landing - 05/20/12 5:12 PM EDT

Lookout Landing Commented Back when interleague was first brought into play, there was a quip in my local fishwrap about how once the Mariners (of the mid 90s) got to the "friendly" confines of Colorado, they'd never want to leave. on 5/20: Open Game Thread on Lookout Landing - 05/20/12 4:54 PM EDT (1 reply)

Lookout Landing Commented We're agreeing, but for some reason disagreeing. on 5/20: Open Game Thread on Lookout Landing - 05/20/12 4:51 PM EDT (1 reply)

Lookout Landing Commented *shrug* on 5/20: Open Game Thread on Lookout Landing - 05/20/12 4:45 PM EDT

Lookout Landing Commented Not sure I totally agree on the sample size issue. on 5/20: Open Game Thread on Lookout Landing - 05/20/12 4:20 PM EDT (2 replies)

Lookout Landing Commented Well shit I don't know. on 5/20: Open Game Thread on Lookout Landing - 05/20/12 4:02 PM EDT

Lookout Landing Commented Career? on 5/20: Open Game Thread on Lookout Landing - 05/20/12 4:01 PM EDT (2 replies)

Lookout Landing Commented Montero turning on an inside pitch? on 5/20: Open Game Thread on Lookout Landing - 05/20/12 3:58 PM EDT

Lookout Landing Commented If you say so. on 5/20: Open Game Thread on Lookout Landing - 05/20/12 3:57 PM EDT

Lookout Landing Commented I didn't say the "scout" was a bastion of contextual integrity. on 5/20: Open Game Thread on Lookout Landing - 05/20/12 3:56 PM EDT (1 reply)

Lookout Landing Commented IchISO. on 5/20: Open Game Thread on Lookout Landing - 05/20/12 3:56 PM EDT

Lookout Landing Commented With this umpire's strikezone, I wouldn't swing at anything. on 5/20: Open Game Thread on Lookout Landing - 05/20/12 3:55 PM EDT

Lookout Landing Commented "Scout: Guthrie battled back 3-0 to get Michael Saunders." on 5/20: Open Game Thread on Lookout Landing - 05/20/12 3:55 PM EDT (1 reply)

Lookout Landing Commented Actually I'm wondering now if this is a gameday failure. on 5/20: Open Game Thread on Lookout Landing - 05/20/12 3:53 PM EDT

Lookout Landing Commented Well, I'm generally one of those guys who doesn't fix things that aren't broken. on 5/20: Open Game Thread on Lookout Landing - 05/20/12 3:53 PM EDT (1 reply)

Lookout Landing Commented Lots of people can do that. It's not a ringing endorsement of Beaven either. on 5/20: Open Game Thread on Lookout Landing - 05/20/12 3:45 PM EDT (1 reply)

Lookout Landing Commented Blaming the victims! on 5/20: Open Game Thread on Lookout Landing - 05/20/12 3:44 PM EDT

Lookout Landing Commented What is his skillset exactly? on 5/20: Open Game Thread on Lookout Landing - 05/20/12 3:43 PM EDT (2 replies)

Lookout Landing Commented 3 pitch strikeout on Beaven. on 5/20: Open Game Thread on Lookout Landing - 05/20/12 3:40 PM EDT

Lookout Landing Commented Morenotso because unreadable than proper grammar. on 5/20: Open Game Thread on Lookout Landing - 05/20/12 3:39 PM EDT

Lookout Landing Commented Oh ye gods. on 5/20: Open Game Thread on Lookout Landing - 05/20/12 3:37 PM EDT (3 replies)

Lookout Landing Commented I'm pretty indifferent to the idea. on 5/20: Open Game Thread on Lookout Landing - 05/20/12 3:35 PM EDT

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