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The Typical Idiot Fan

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Ah. Well... I attended Juilliard... I'm a graduate of the Harvard business school. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that. I've seen the EXORCIST ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT... NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT YOU'RE TALKING TO A DEAD GUY... NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK? You think I'm qualified?

A Fan Of...

  • MLB Seattle Mariners
  • NFL Seattle Seahawks
  • NCAAF Washington St. Cougars
  • NCAAB Washington St. Cougars
  • Golf Vladimir Guerrero. Never seen a guy golf so much.
  • NASCAR Rednecks going in circles. I can get the same thing watching them chase their tails.
  • MMA Jet Li's arms, Bruce Lee's legs, Jean-Claude Van Damme's body, Steven Segal's ponytail, Chuck Norris' beard.
  • Boxing The dogs? I hate dogs.
  • Soccer Teams of people who hit women?
  • Cycling "Cyclists" sounds like some weird political party
  • Tennis Enough playas in the world if you ask me.
  • NHL What's hockey?
Recent Activity
I didn't want to look up Idaho law, so I went with what I knew about Washington law.
Commented on Jesus Montero gets heckled by Mariners employee, throws ice cream sandwich on Aug 29 2014, 9:51p
There is a reason why the law differentiates between threatening with a weapon and assault with a weapon.
Commented on Jesus Montero gets heckled by Mariners employee, throws ice cream sandwich on Aug 29 2014, 3:12p
AT someone. There's no indication he actually hocked a loogie on the scout. All reports are that it was in his direction.
Commented on Jesus Montero gets heckled by Mariners employee, throws ice cream sandwich on Aug 29 2014, 3:03p - 2 replies
The logic is what I called into question: a false equation.
Commented on 2014 NFL power rankings: Seahawks, Broncos back on top on Aug 29 2014, 12:51p - 1 reply
I'm willing to give anybody a chance.
Commented on Off Topic 8:21:2014 - Siri Sucks on Aug 29 2014, 12:07p
Oh, I'm sorry. The only acceptable answer was "with sprinkles".
Commented on Jesus Montero threw ice cream sandwich at scout while wielding bat on Aug 29 2014, 12:00p - 1 reply
Remember the charging hippo conversations?
Commented on So This Jesus Montero Situation on Aug 29 2014, 11:29a
Michael Kay is absolutely horrible. Go find clips of him attempting to speak Japanese to congratulate Ichiro on his accomplishments.
Commented on Off Topic 8:21:2014 - Siri Sucks on Aug 29 2014, 11:23a
Am I the only person who, despite knowing what "mensch" means, always think it sounds like some kind of insult?
Commented on Off Topic 8:21:2014 - Siri Sucks on Aug 29 2014, 11:21a - 3 replies
Yeah, I, too, struggle with the notion that Fallon is somehow in the same vein as the well-rounded entertainer.
Commented on Off Topic 8:21:2014 - Siri Sucks on Aug 29 2014, 11:20a - 1 reply
How else would you take it?
Commented on Jesus Montero threw ice cream sandwich at scout while wielding bat on Aug 29 2014, 11:15a - 1 reply
I still can't believe there are a shit ton of people who don't fucking get PFT Commenter.
Commented on 32 hot takes for the 2014 NFL season on Aug 28 2014, 5:37p - 1 reply
This has never been equated to slavery by anybody. That's just ridiculous.
Commented on 2014 NFL power rankings: Seahawks, Broncos back on top on Aug 28 2014, 5:30p - 1 reply
Well, Flacco DOES throw a football. Odds are it will get intercepted at least once. That would be a problem, no?
Commented on 2014 NFL power rankings: Seahawks, Broncos back on top on Aug 28 2014, 5:28p - 1 reply
C'mon now. People feel strongly about this. Being derisive about their opinions is not any better than them calling it to public scrutiny.
Commented on 2014 NFL power rankings: Seahawks, Broncos back on top on Aug 28 2014, 5:28p - 2 replies
Should be.
Commented on 2014 NFL power rankings: Seahawks, Broncos back on top on Aug 28 2014, 5:17p
Typically, a running back kept in to block is designed to handle the "unblocked" man, whether that be a blitzer or just an overload to one side that the opposing linemen can't get to easily.
Commented on LaMichael James put on a blocking display against the San Diego Chargers on Aug 28 2014, 3:01p
The question is how much has it really changed?
Commented on Why the Jack Zduriencik extension wasn't a mistake on Aug 28 2014, 12:47p
There's no earthly way of knowing... which direction we are going...
Commented on Nostalgia day at Safeco as Mariners cower to Texas Rangers' offensive onslaught on Aug 28 2014, 11:58a
I just love Paul Simon. I always thought either he or Peter Gabriel would lead some kind of new musical evolution.
Commented on Nostalgia day at Safeco as Mariners cower to Texas Rangers' offensive onslaught on Aug 28 2014, 11:56a
Does this mean that he is obligated to grant one request on this, the day of his daughter's wedding?
Commented on 72-60: Chart on Aug 28 2014, 11:52a
I'm not as familiar with many of Jackman's other works beyond playing a gruff mutant. Does he do comedy?
Commented on Off Topic 8:21:2014 - Siri Sucks on Aug 28 2014, 11:40a - 5 replies
This was an American school, right?
Commented on Off Topic 8:21:2014 - Siri Sucks on Aug 28 2014, 11:37a
Well yeah.
Commented on Off Topic 8:21:2014 - Siri Sucks on Aug 28 2014, 11:37a
He is one of the last great true entertainers: singer, dancer, actor, comedian, and host.
Commented on Off Topic 8:21:2014 - Siri Sucks on Aug 28 2014, 11:35a - 2 replies
Huh. Well, for that last one, I don't recall a lot of...
Commented on Off Topic 8:21:2014 - Siri Sucks on Aug 27 2014, 2:57p
David has sent you a friend request!
Commented on Off Topic 8:21:2014 - Siri Sucks on Aug 27 2014, 2:53p
Not being loved anymore means I'm kind of special!
Commented on 72-59: Chart on Aug 27 2014, 1:45a
Dustin goes to the circus and visits the side show section. He stares at the Bearded Lady. The Bearded Lady stares back. She then goes four for four while Dustin only gets two hits.
Commented on 72-59: Chart on Aug 27 2014, 1:24a
Dustin Ackley is sent back in time to Civil War era America and discovers that his beard is still not epic enough.
Commented on 72-59: Chart on Aug 27 2014, 1:17a - 1 reply
Michael Bay fucking up another of my childhood memories? I don't buy it.
Commented on Off Topic 8:21:2014 - Siri Sucks on Aug 26 2014, 9:01p - 1 reply
Really? Never seen The Venture Brothers?
Commented on Mariners extend Jack Zduriencik for multiple years on Aug 26 2014, 7:36p
Pint?
Commented on Off Topic 8:21:2014 - Siri Sucks on Aug 25 2014, 7:56p
Buh?
Commented on Off Topic 8:21:2014 - Siri Sucks on Aug 25 2014, 7:43p - 1 reply
Here we go:
Commented on Off Topic 8:21:2014 - Siri Sucks on Aug 25 2014, 6:06p - 1 reply
I remember some rumored shenanigans involved with that. Don't remember the specifics tho.
Commented on Off Topic 8:21:2014 - Siri Sucks on Aug 25 2014, 5:56p
From what I have watched, I find it unfair to even do a direct comparison / contrast between The Last Airbender and Legend of Korra.
Commented on Off Topic 8:21:2014 - Siri Sucks on Aug 25 2014, 5:50p
I'll ask her. All I know is it is the only time I can stand Cauliflower.
Commented on Off Topic 8:21:2014 - Siri Sucks on Aug 25 2014, 5:46p
Fresh, vine grown, firm tomatos, are delicious when just picked.
Commented on Off Topic 8:21:2014 - Siri Sucks on Aug 25 2014, 5:44p - 1 reply
But you miss out on the entertaining funk of your own urine!
Commented on Off Topic 8:21:2014 - Siri Sucks on Aug 25 2014, 5:43p
Three words: "Walla Walla Sweet".
Commented on Off Topic 8:21:2014 - Siri Sucks on Aug 25 2014, 5:43p - 2 replies
Blows my mind that legumes are considered vegetables.
Commented on Off Topic 8:21:2014 - Siri Sucks on Aug 25 2014, 5:43p - 3 replies
Huh. I wonder if you have some kind of allergy to them.
Commented on Off Topic 8:21:2014 - Siri Sucks on Aug 25 2014, 5:41p
Because you don't know how to cook it. Mom makes a wonderful Cauliflower dish that is not only edible, but brings out the "flavor" of the vegetable nicely.
Commented on Off Topic 8:21:2014 - Siri Sucks on Aug 25 2014, 5:40p - 1 reply
Oh! MFanJake... okay. Didn't know that.
Commented on Off Topic 8:21:2014 - Siri Sucks on Aug 25 2014, 4:13a - 1 reply
The other question is whether medical cure research can be improved upon or expedited by throwing money at it.
Commented on 8/24: Open game thread on Aug 25 2014, 12:59a
Unless Jesus Sucre suddenly went Jersey, I'm fairly sure Zunino didn't play yesterday.
Commented on 8/24: Open game thread on Aug 24 2014, 9:30p
Good journeys to you, soldier.
Commented on Off Topic 8:21:2014 - Siri Sucks on Aug 24 2014, 6:32p
I should probably just let this now dated gamethread die but, this comment was really unnecessary.
Commented on 8/23: Open game thread on Aug 24 2014, 6:31p
Just throwing this out here but... how do we know that's a boy?
Commented on Mariners cosplay as Ben Affleck in The Town, steal things from Fenway Park on Aug 23 2014, 9:38p - 2 replies
My stance on OJ is quite simple: if a man is not found guilty of his crimes by a jury of his peers, regardless of the shenanigans, he is an innocent man.
Commented on 8/23: Open game thread on Aug 23 2014, 6:58p - 1 reply
OJ did not pay his debt to society, only to the plantiffs who brought suit against him.
Commented on 8/23: Open game thread on Aug 23 2014, 5:39p - 1 reply
While my initial response to your usage was probably not the most appropriate way to convey the importance of the situation.
Commented on 8/23: Open game thread on Aug 23 2014, 5:35p
Sorry, while I understand satirizing people who use faith to justify their own stupidity, it also feels like people mock that faith as well.
Commented on 69-58: Mariners mount absurd comeback against Red Sox on Aug 23 2014, 5:26p
Since I haven't seen that yet, I'm going to assume "yes".
Commented on 69-58: Mariners mount absurd comeback against Red Sox on Aug 23 2014, 5:21p
Now, I'm just a simple country chicken...
Commented on 8/23: Open game thread on Aug 23 2014, 5:20p
Both.
Commented on 8/23: Open game thread on Aug 23 2014, 5:19p - 1 reply
No "this" please, with or without carets.
Commented on 8/23: Open game thread on Aug 23 2014, 5:07p - 1 reply
Technically he has to be the starting pitcher for more than half the game, which can't be done with the way baseball breaks down innings.
Commented on 8/23: Open game thread on Aug 23 2014, 5:06p
HEY LLOYD!
Commented on 8/23: Open game thread on Aug 23 2014, 5:03p - 1 reply
So aside from Fenway double, Medina is pretty much sticking his Yoervis up their Massholes.
Commented on 8/23: Open game thread on Aug 23 2014, 5:02p
Yeah, that's not actually happening. Hernandez's strikezone is pretty much whereverthefuckhewantsit.
Commented on 8/23: Open game thread on Aug 23 2014, 4:53p
Rosenthal saying something nice about a Mariner?
Commented on 8/23: Open game thread on Aug 23 2014, 4:52p - 2 replies
For funsies: the pitch was a borderline strike at the top of the zone that Hernandez had been calling most of the game anyway.
Commented on 8/23: Open game thread on Aug 23 2014, 4:50p
You know, I've been saying this shit for years about all kinds of things.
Commented on 8/23: Open game thread on Aug 23 2014, 3:18p
Oh?
Commented on 8/23: Open game thread on Aug 23 2014, 3:17p
Pedroia is such an annoying toad.
Commented on 8/23: Open game thread on Aug 23 2014, 3:14p
Oh you didn't KNOW!? You don't know how the Beloved by Seattle Superbowl Champion Seahawks did in a meaningless preseason game!?
Commented on 8/23: Open game thread on Aug 23 2014, 3:13p
Did something just happen? I was busy watching a Seahawks Preseason Football replay.
Commented on 8/23: Open game thread on Aug 23 2014, 3:03p - 4 replies
Yep.
Commented on 8/23: Open game thread on Aug 23 2014, 3:02p - 1 reply
Two pitches, same location, strike-ball. Angel Hernandez.
Commented on 8/23: Open game thread on Aug 23 2014, 3:01p - 2 replies
You get a hit! And you get a hit! EVERYBODY'S GETTING HITS!
Commented on 8/23: Open game thread on Aug 23 2014, 3:00p
Nope. Legit strikes.
Commented on 8/23: Open game thread on Aug 23 2014, 2:57p
TAKE TAKE TAKE!
Commented on 8/23: Open game thread on Aug 23 2014, 2:56p
We're so badass, we're giving the enemy Tourettes.
Commented on 8/23: Open game thread on Aug 23 2014, 2:54p
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