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The Typical Idiot Fan

  • joined Mar 26, 2008
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Ah. Well... I attended Juilliard... I'm a graduate of the Harvard business school. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that. I've seen the EXORCIST ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT... NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT YOU'RE TALKING TO A DEAD GUY... NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK? You think I'm qualified?

A Fan Of...

  • MLB Seattle Mariners
  • NFL Seattle Seahawks
  • NCAAF Washington St. Cougars
  • NCAAB Washington St. Cougars
  • Golf Vladimir Guerrero. Never seen a guy golf so much.
  • NASCAR Rednecks going in circles. I can get the same thing watching them chase their tails.
  • MMA Jet Li's arms, Bruce Lee's legs, Jean-Claude Van Damme's body, Steven Segal's ponytail, Chuck Norris' beard.
  • Boxing The dogs? I hate dogs.
  • Soccer Teams of people who hit women?
  • Cycling "Cyclists" sounds like some weird political party
  • Tennis Enough playas in the world if you ask me.
  • NHL What's hockey?
Recent Activity
Actually, that was my point. That this particular account was just a troll account to avoid detection back "home".
Commented on Ray McDonald comments on arrest as he leaves jail on Sep 1 2014, 9:15p
Yeah, Gibson warned him that playing Jesus Christ would kill his career.
Commented on Seahawks 2014 practice squad on Sep 1 2014, 6:17p
Well, no, hang on. Different argument if your concern is over dumb shit getting old.
Commented on Seahawks 2014 practice squad on Sep 1 2014, 6:15p
Rockies were kind of a juggernaut at the time.
Commented on Thoughts on a #6org on Sep 1 2014, 5:54p
Never been a fan of these kinds of practices.
Commented on Seahawks Practice Squad tracker on Sep 1 2014, 5:47a - 2 replies
Yeah, even then I don't know if I can blame people for hating bronies.
Commented on Seahawks 2014 practice squad on Sep 1 2014, 5:44a
In my estimation, if you're having fun, who the hell cares what another person thinks.
Commented on Seahawks 2014 practice squad on Sep 1 2014, 5:39a - 1 reply
I just find fandom in general interesting.
Commented on Seahawks 2014 practice squad on Sep 1 2014, 5:36a - 2 replies
You DO realize that we're all fans of a children's game, right?
Commented on Seahawks 2014 practice squad on Sep 1 2014, 5:28a - 1 reply
Which makes less sense, because why would they care.
Commented on Seahawks 2014 practice squad on Sep 1 2014, 5:27a - 1 reply
That doesn't work anymore, believe it or not.
Commented on Seahawks 2014 practice squad on Sep 1 2014, 3:45a - 1 reply
Probably an auto-correct mishap, but it got me, too.
Commented on Seahawks 2014 practice squad on Sep 1 2014, 3:44a
I have a legacy device in my brain. Unplugged yo!
Commented on Seahawks 2014 practice squad on Sep 1 2014, 3:41a
I would wager 90% of pony hate is brony hate.
Commented on Seahawks 2014 practice squad on Sep 1 2014, 3:39a - 1 reply
That would require an example where phrasing I made was usual not negatively.
Commented on Seahawks 2014 practice squad on Sep 1 2014, 3:37a
Because they've always been mediocre, right?
Commented on Seahawks 2014 practice squad on Sep 1 2014, 2:00a - 1 reply
While I am firmly in the "let them play; let the narratives die" camp, there is a reason these players generate such content.
Commented on Seahawks 2014 practice squad on Sep 1 2014, 1:58a - 2 replies
Wrote something offensive here or there?
Commented on Mariners remember the whole playoff-push thing, beat Nationals 5-3 on Sep 1 2014, 1:53a
I gotta admit, I am starting to pop a hard chub for Maurer's cutter.
Commented on Mariners remember the whole playoff-push thing, beat Nationals 5-3 on Sep 1 2014, 1:52a
Lloyd did it. And I dare you to go demand it back.
Commented on Mariners remember the whole playoff-push thing, beat Nationals 5-3 on Sep 1 2014, 1:50a
No, but it does go together with one of the other points.
Commented on Mariners remember the whole playoff-push thing, beat Nationals 5-3 on Sep 1 2014, 1:50a
Slippery slope.
Commented on Seahawks 2014 practice squad on Sep 1 2014, 1:47a - 1 reply
I love you, too, shams.
Commented on Seahawks 2014 practice squad on Sep 1 2014, 1:43a
Thanks. Didn't have the link to it; I figured someone would chime in.
Commented on Seahawks 2014 practice squad on Sep 1 2014, 1:37a - 2 replies
This account has few comments and the joined memberships tend to coincide with big events that have happened between the Hawks and other teams.
Commented on Ray McDonald comments on arrest as he leaves jail on Sep 1 2014, 1:32a - 2 replies
Well, to be fair, there are issues and crimes that are more heinous than others.
Commented on Ray McDonald comments on arrest as he leaves jail on Sep 1 2014, 1:30a
He is now worth five billion theoretical dollars, if internet memes could get paid.
Commented on Seahawks trade 2015 6th Round pick to Colts for DB Marcus Burley on Sep 1 2014, 1:21a
Being inconsiderate with Fluttershy. How do you live with yourself. How.
Commented on Seahawks 2014 practice squad on Sep 1 2014, 1:17a - 2 replies
Well, I guess I understand that.
Commented on Seahawks Practice Squad tracker on Sep 1 2014, 1:16a - 1 reply
I rather like Jim Caviezel.
Commented on Seahawks 2014 practice squad on Sep 1 2014, 1:12a
Don't try and butter me up with anime / manga themed ones. Or ponies.
Commented on Seahawks 2014 practice squad on Sep 1 2014, 1:11a - 1 reply
I assume they didn't kidnap him because of the lack of cops.
Commented on Seahawks 2014 practice squad on Sep 1 2014, 1:10a
Psh. How like us to be so humano-centric.
Commented on Seahawks Practice Squad tracker on Sep 1 2014, 1:07a - 1 reply
I wouldn't participate in, nor support the killing of an endangered animal.
Commented on Seahawks Practice Squad tracker on Sep 1 2014, 1:06a - 2 replies
Guys, kindly remember people post here from mobile devices.
Commented on Seahawks 2014 practice squad on Sep 1 2014, 1:02a - 1 reply
No, thank God.
Commented on Seahawks 2014 practice squad on Sep 1 2014, 1:01a
Maybe not speed, but you can at least teach people how to run properly.
Commented on Mariners remember the whole playoff-push thing, beat Nationals 5-3 on Sep 1 2014, 12:42a
Yeah, it's awful. Just terrible. Completely... y'know, I just have to ask if he's got any Jessica Biel...
Commented on Mariners remember the whole playoff-push thing, beat Nationals 5-3 on Sep 1 2014, 12:40a
I would check your local taco trucks for quality before saying you wouldn't eat dog or cat.
Commented on Seahawks Practice Squad tracker on Aug 31 2014, 11:11p - 1 reply
Well, there is a reason the phrase "hungry enough to eat a horse" exists.
Commented on Seahawks Practice Squad tracker on Aug 31 2014, 11:11p - 1 reply
After basically bragging in a fanpost at FG, the mods are more than aware of him.
Commented on Ray McDonald domestic violence arrest, NFL personal conduct policy and Jim Harbaugh's own words on Aug 31 2014, 11:07p
Cano's RISP numbers are glorious. He's fine.
Commented on 73-62: Chart on Aug 31 2014, 10:23p - 1 reply
Jim Joyce is one of the better ones at calling a consistent and fair strikezone. He still missed a couple and went wide a few times, but otherwise was fine.
Commented on 73-62: Chart on Aug 31 2014, 10:21p - 1 reply
How would you like your hat?
Commented on Seahawks roster cuts 2014: Tracking Seattle's roster cutdowns on Aug 31 2014, 10:07p
Mine walked into a club one day... now I'm sad. =(
Commented on Seahawks Practice Squad tracker on Aug 31 2014, 10:02p - 1 reply
Bet you mom still had small feet...
Commented on Seahawks Practice Squad tracker on Aug 31 2014, 10:00p - 1 reply
A single atom of Lithium reported to the cops that someone had stole one of its electrons, when asked if he was sure, the Lithium said "I'm positive!"
Commented on Seahawks Practice Squad tracker on Aug 31 2014, 9:59p - 2 replies
I think you meant "Allah, please".
Commented on Seahawks Practice Squad tracker on Aug 31 2014, 9:56p - 1 reply
Most things do once properly barbecued.
Commented on Seahawks Practice Squad tracker on Aug 31 2014, 9:55p - 1 reply
Yeah, not like this little rodent isn't constantly posted around the internet.
Commented on Seahawks trade 2015 6th Round pick to Colts for DB Marcus Burley on Aug 31 2014, 9:53p - 1 reply
I don't know. I'm kind of digging it.
Commented on Seahawks 2014 practice squad on Aug 31 2014, 9:50p
This is a lawwwwwwng game.
Commented on Seahawks 2014 practice squad on Aug 31 2014, 9:08p - 2 replies
Fair enough. You're definitely right that more information is required before making assumptions.
Commented on Seahawks Practice Squad tracker on Aug 31 2014, 9:00p
Were you?
Commented on Seahawks Practice Squad tracker on Aug 31 2014, 8:59p - 1 reply
If she put it down, she put it down.
Commented on Seahawks Practice Squad tracker on Aug 31 2014, 8:59p
Counterpoint: not doing so, as is the proper grammar formation of a proper name, can be viewed as a religious argument in and of itself.
Commented on Seahawks Practice Squad tracker on Aug 31 2014, 8:35p
I'm not feeling any empathy to your fanbase at all. You fuckers set yourselves up for it.
Commented on Seahawks Practice Squad tracker on Aug 31 2014, 8:31p
The hell were the teammates doing?
Commented on Seahawks Practice Squad tracker on Aug 31 2014, 8:27p - 1 reply
Yeah, apparently he'll tolerate anything else up to and including genocide. What a great guy.
Commented on Seahawks Practice Squad tracker on Aug 31 2014, 8:09p - 1 reply
Yeah, but she undoubtedly wasn't allowed to keep holding that knife when the cops got there.
Commented on Seahawks Practice Squad tracker on Aug 31 2014, 8:06p - 1 reply
That's not xenophobia.
Commented on Seahawks Practice Squad tracker on Aug 31 2014, 8:02p - 1 reply
Showalter might win it if the Mariners fail to make the post season.
Commented on 8/31: Open game thread on Aug 31 2014, 7:55p
Yeah, you should drop it when you make a completely inaccurate and asinine comment.
Commented on 8/31: Open game thread on Aug 31 2014, 7:46p - 1 reply
Considering their recent relative success, I'd say that Ackley's Beard > Wilson's Beard.
Commented on 73-62: Chart on Aug 31 2014, 7:44p - 2 replies
You don't sweep with mops; you mop with mops.
Commented on 8/31: Open game thread on Aug 31 2014, 7:13p
Things that voters like:
Commented on 8/31: Open game thread on Aug 31 2014, 7:12p - 1 reply
Tell me what you know about my father's where... abouts.
Commented on 8/31: Open game thread on Aug 31 2014, 7:10p
I know, but playing time matters.
Commented on 8/31: Open game thread on Aug 31 2014, 7:09p - 1 reply
Wait wait wait... so you're saying there is a dish soap named "Ajax"?
Commented on 8/31: Open game thread on Aug 31 2014, 7:07p
Condor has hardly been here, sadly.
Commented on 8/31: Open game thread on Aug 31 2014, 7:06p - 1 reply
Pitch was at Lobaton's shins.
Commented on 8/31: Open game thread on Aug 31 2014, 7:06p - 1 reply
Harper continues to be annoying.
Commented on 8/31: Open game thread on Aug 31 2014, 7:04p
Ichiro had two ice creams that day!
Commented on 8/31: Open game thread on Aug 31 2014, 7:03p
Intangibles! Intangibles in my gamethreads!
Commented on 8/31: Open game thread on Aug 31 2014, 7:02p - 1 reply
Pretty much goes Seager then Ackley I would imagine at this point. Maybe Zunino.
Commented on 8/31: Open game thread on Aug 31 2014, 7:01p - 1 reply
There
Commented on 8/31: Open game thread on Aug 31 2014, 7:00p - 1 reply
Bottom of the order. Yeah, Harper is there, but now he can't do anything but make a one run game.
Commented on 8/31: Open game thread on Aug 31 2014, 7:00p
Hilariously, this also means those stolen bases by Jones probably meant shit. He could have easily scored from first with two outs on that.
Commented on 8/31: Open game thread on Aug 31 2014, 6:59p - 2 replies
When are center fielders going to learn not to play shallow on Chavez?
Commented on 8/31: Open game thread on Aug 31 2014, 6:58p
Rather massive huevos to steal third base with two outs and a left handed hitter up.
Commented on 8/31: Open game thread on Aug 31 2014, 6:57p
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