The Typical Idiot Fan

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Ah. Well... I attended Juilliard... I'm a graduate of the Harvard business school. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague and had a pretty good time during that. I've seen the EXORCIST ABOUT A HUNDRED AND SIXTY-SEVEN TIMES, AND IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT... NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT YOU'RE TALKING TO A DEAD GUY... NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK? You think I'm qualified?

The Nihon Review

A Fan Of...

mlb Seattle Mariners
nfl Seattle Seahawks
ncaaf Washington St. Cougars
ncaab Washington St. Cougars
golf Vladimir Guerrero. Never seen a guy golf so much.
nascar Rednecks going in circles. I can get the same thing watching them chase their tails.
martial Jet Li's arms, Bruce Lee's legs, Jean-Claude Van Damme's body, Steven Segal's ponytail, Chuck Norris' beard.
boxing The dogs? I hate dogs.
soccer Teams of people who hit women?
cycling "Cyclists" sounds like some weird political party
tennis Enough playas in the world if you ask me.
nhl What's hockey?

Recent Activity

	I don't think it means anything. Commented on Andino Gets the Axe, Triunfel on the Way? on May 24 2013, 9:49p
	What would have been the mattering difference here? Commented on Gameday: Revenge of the Saunders on May 24 2013, 9:42p
	Leaks from this office? Commented on Gameday: Revenge of the Saunders on May 24 2013, 9:41p
	He'll get 'em next time! Commented on 5/24: Open Game Thread on May 24 2013, 9:40p
	Weird. All this information and counter-information just seems unnecessary. Commented on Gameday: Revenge of the Saunders on May 24 2013, 7:09p - 2 replies
	Oh there's definitely political shenanigans involved. Commented on OT-- Refreshing refreshment version, May 23 on May 24 2013, 7:02p
	Well, this pretty much confirms that someone has already been chopped from the 40 man. Commented on Gameday: Revenge of the Saunders on May 24 2013, 6:54p - 1 reply
	Hey guys, I haven't posted on here in awhile. Recommended on May 24 2013, 5:54p
	Amazing. That's where I hope to be after 41 weeks. Commented on OT-- Refreshing refreshment version, May 23 on May 24 2013, 5:54p - 1 reply
	"Lighter"? Commented on OT-- Refreshing refreshment version, May 23 on May 24 2013, 5:49p - 1 reply
	In order: No, and no. Commented on OT-- Refreshing refreshment version, May 23 on May 24 2013, 5:49p
	It's not politics to say that because HFCS is cheaper to produce and sweeter than regular cane sugar that it is used extensively. Commented on OT-- Refreshing refreshment version, May 23 on May 24 2013, 5:40p - 1 reply
	Bantz is going to be the backup. Montero will be emergency / pinch hit replacement. Commented on Jesus Montero Demoted to AAA on May 24 2013, 3:47p
	I think Chris is trying to say that the Mariners aren't willing to put someone up there until they start actually playing good. Commented on Who Will Be Next to Appear on a Safeco Banner? on May 24 2013, 1:31p
	"Non-alcoholic: Cucumber water" Commented on OT-- Refreshing refreshment version, May 23 on May 24 2013, 1:36a - 2 replies
	Stress Theory is an amazing piece of practiced science. Commented on OT-- Refreshing refreshment version, May 23 on May 24 2013, 1:35a
	At what level? Commented on Jesus Montero Demoted to AAA on May 23 2013, 10:51p
	Whoa... Commented on OT-- Refreshing refreshment version, May 23 on May 23 2013, 10:50p - 2 replies
	Well for starters, all four of them aren't Felix. Commented on OT-- Refreshing refreshment version, May 23 on May 23 2013, 10:46p
	"Evils of HFCS" Commented on OT-- Refreshing refreshment version, May 23 on May 23 2013, 10:44p - 1 reply
	Yep, my fault. I got lazy and made a mental error. Commented on OT-- Refreshing refreshment version, May 23 on May 23 2013, 10:42p - 1 reply
	Citric acid is not less corrosive to teeth. Commented on OT-- Refreshing refreshment version, May 23 on May 23 2013, 8:21p
	Each point of ph is an order of magnitude different. Commented on OT-- Refreshing refreshment version, May 23 on May 23 2013, 8:15p - 1 reply
	"Kind of"? Commented on Jesus Montero Demoted to AAA on May 23 2013, 6:08p
	Oh, didn't see that. Commented on Jesus Montero Demoted to AAA on May 23 2013, 6:07p
	Nope. This is especially true if he's close to coming back and you want him to get starts in Tacoma. Commented on Jesus Montero Demoted to AAA on May 23 2013, 6:06p
	I don't remember where I read it... but based on history, catchers took longer to start "hitting" (age wise) and had short peaks. Commented on Jesus Montero Demoted to AAA on May 23 2013, 6:05p - 1 reply
	Well, if it doesn't have to be alcoholic, get coffee. Commented on OT-- Refreshing refreshment version, May 23 on May 23 2013, 6:03p
	Frappuccinos are what I meant, not lattes. Commented on OT-- Refreshing refreshment version, May 23 on May 23 2013, 6:00p - 1 reply
	I care not for such trivial things. Commented on OT-- Refreshing refreshment version, May 23 on May 23 2013, 5:58p - 1 reply
	We have a local jeweler in the Tri-Cities here that my family has used for years. Commented on OT-- Refreshing refreshment version, May 23 on May 23 2013, 5:54p
	The shot of whiskey. Commented on OT-- Refreshing refreshment version, May 23 on May 23 2013, 5:48p - 1 reply
	This cannot be understated enough. Commented on OT-- Refreshing refreshment version, May 23 on May 23 2013, 5:45p
	Black coffee is. Commented on OT-- Refreshing refreshment version, May 23 on May 23 2013, 5:41p - 1 reply
	This is wrong on quite a few points. Commented on OT-- Refreshing refreshment version, May 23 on May 23 2013, 5:36p - 1 reply
	Ben Davis came over in the Tomko (etc) trade. Commented on Jesus Montero Demoted to AAA on May 23 2013, 5:05p
	B-Ref shows his "last game" was last year. Commented on Jesus Montero Demoted to AAA on May 23 2013, 5:03p - 1 reply
	It wasn't that. Commented on Jesus Montero Demoted to AAA on May 23 2013, 5:02p - 2 replies
	That date is long past, I think. Commented on 5/22: Chart on May 23 2013, 5:00p
	Yep. Not eligible (barring injury exploit) for a bit. Commented on 5/22: Chart on May 23 2013, 4:58p
	I love how pitch #6 has disappeared. Commented on 20-27: Mariners Lose to Angels 7-1 on May 23 2013, 4:56p
	So... Ronny Paulino... Commented on Jesus Montero Demoted to AAA on May 23 2013, 4:54p - 1 reply
	If you consider his March 27th option as the "start date" for his injury / rehab assignment. Commented on Jesus Montero Demoted to AAA on May 23 2013, 4:53p - 1 reply
	Why would we have to call him up first to put him on the 60 man DL? Commented on Jesus Montero Demoted to AAA on May 23 2013, 4:49p
	I have no words for this level of wrongness. Commented on OT-- Refreshing refreshment version, May 23 on May 23 2013, 1:32p - 2 replies
	It really wasn't the references. Commented on OT--May 9th, Merry Month of May ed. on May 23 2013, 1:31p - 1 reply
	THAT is the product placement he's bitching about? Commented on OT--May 9th, Merry Month of May ed. on May 23 2013, 1:28p
	That's beyond "wishful" and stright into "irresponsible". Commented on Jesus Montero Demoted to AAA on May 23 2013, 1:26p
	You can "grow out of" autism? Commented on 5/22: Open Game Thread on May 22 2013, 8:50p - 2 replies
	I wouldn't expect anybody in MLB media to care. Commented on MLB Scores: Mariners All Kinds Of Beaten By Angels, 12-0 on May 22 2013, 8:41p - 1 reply
	Oh come now. Commented on 5/22: Open Game Thread on May 22 2013, 8:11p - 1 reply
	STILL not sure if serious. Commented on 5/22: Open Game Thread on May 22 2013, 8:11p - 1 reply
	You carry change? Commented on 5/22: Open Game Thread on May 22 2013, 8:10p - 1 reply
	What? Commented on 5/22: Open Game Thread on May 22 2013, 8:10p
	Disco and blow! Commented on 5/22: Open Game Thread on May 22 2013, 8:08p
	They've had things like that. Commented on 5/22: Open Game Thread on May 22 2013, 8:07p - 1 reply
	You'd be boned. Commented on 5/22: Open Game Thread on May 22 2013, 8:06p - 2 replies
	Not sure if serious. Commented on 5/22: Open Game Thread on May 22 2013, 8:05p - 1 reply
	Was 1974. 10 cents was worth more. Commented on 5/22: Open Game Thread on May 22 2013, 8:05p - 2 replies
	I don't think that's a serious question. Commented on 5/22: Open Game Thread on May 22 2013, 8:03p
	Nobody can answer this question. Commented on 5/22: Open Game Thread on May 22 2013, 8:01p
	Yeah, I edited my comment to link the wikipedia page about baseball forfeitures. Commented on 5/22: Open Game Thread on May 22 2013, 8:00p - 1 reply
	Usually go see my folks. Commented on 5/22: Open Game Thread on May 22 2013, 7:59p
	I think the only time a team has ever forfeit is during shenanigans. Commented on 5/22: Open Game Thread on May 22 2013, 7:56p - 1 reply
	Blowers... Commented on 5/22: Open Game Thread on May 22 2013, 7:55p
	Wedge, I don't normally advocate something like this, but forfeit the game. Commented on 5/22: Open Game Thread on May 22 2013, 7:52p - 2 replies
	Jesus Andino. Commented on 5/22: Open Game Thread on May 22 2013, 7:51p
	Can I imply everyone is stupid? Commented on 5/22: Open Game Thread on May 22 2013, 7:43p
	Must be my ISP or something. Because now images aren't loading from SBN. Commented on 5/22: Open Game Thread on May 22 2013, 7:31p - 1 reply
	Is it just me, or is most of the internet gone? Commented on 5/22: Open Game Thread on May 22 2013, 7:29p - 2 replies
	So... serious discussion time. Commented on 5/22: Open Game Thread on May 22 2013, 7:27p - 4 replies
	I actually find that humorous. Commented on 5/22: Open Game Thread on May 22 2013, 7:17p
	Worse stadium strikeout noise: Commented on 5/22: Open Game Thread on May 22 2013, 7:12p - 2 replies
	It was only 10k to sign Talos? Commented on OT--May 9th, Merry Month of May ed. on May 22 2013, 4:24p - 1 reply
	I consider the inclusion of Carol Wallace to be shoe-horning of the worst kind. Commented on OT--May 9th, Merry Month of May ed. on May 22 2013, 4:21p - 2 replies
	On topic of what you folks are referring to. Commented on OT--May 9th, Merry Month of May ed. on May 22 2013, 4:15p - 1 reply
	Holy crap, is that guy missing the point. Commented on OT--May 9th, Merry Month of May ed. on May 22 2013, 4:10p
	Trout hit for the cycle, eh? Commented on MLB Scores: Mariners All Kinds Of Beaten By Angels, 12-0 on May 22 2013, 3:56p - 1 reply
	Harang has given up runs. Williams couldn't find the strike zone. Commented on 5/21: Open Game Thread on May 21 2013, 11:00p
	Out. Commented on 5/21: Open Game Thread on May 21 2013, 10:58p

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