SB Nation User Blog: TheBishop

Free Ticket for Sunday 7/6 Behind Home

TheBishop — Sat, 05 Jul 2008 06:36:11 -0000

Greetings Lookout Landingites, er, Lookout Landingiens, Lookout Landingiahns. I'm fortunate enough to be well connected and have someone give me a ticket to Sundays game: Sec. 129, Row 11, Seat 9. Right behind home plate. I sat there today watched Morrow's fastball in all of its orgasmic glory. I'm also unfortunate enough to not be able to go to the game so if you want it, claim it.

Please note that I live across the sound in Port Orchard so we'd have to figure out a meeting place. I'll be in Tacoma tomorrow morning so....

With that said, FREE BASEBALL! I know it's the team sucks and it's not Felix or Bedard or Dickey or RRS but FREE BASEBALL!!

Putz in, Dickey-time over

TheBishop — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 23:42:37 -0000

Team is dumb. Seattle gets a lot of rain. Dane Cook isn't funny. Etc.

Your FanPost must be at least 75 words long. Right now it's only 15 words long. But I don't have anything else to say about this. The Mariners made a roster move I disagree with. WTF!?!?!?!?!!1

Your FanPost must be at least 75 words long. Right now it's only 54 words long. Okay now you're just pissing me off. Fuck you computer.

Jones not Starting...

TheBishop — Fri, 10 Aug 2007 22:59:07 -0000

According to Stone on the Times blog. Anger has swallowed the rest of my 300 words but I will do the best I can.

Hey M's FO: you're retarded and you're stupid and you learn at the pace of natural evolution. No one likes you. We like the team. Now quit being so damn nice and congenial so you're easier to dislike as people too!