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TheThirdGonzalez

Mar 23, 2008 Nov 06, 2009 43 8021

I've dug the Padres since '88 when I went to kindergarten and Andrew Kruk (John's nephew) was my classmate. I've been a depressed devotee ever since. My second love is music- a bit of everything; from Social D and Springsteen,
Johnny Cash and the Clash, Bouncing Souls and Blitzkid, Descendents and Dio, Tech N9ne and Tiger Army, to Hank Sr. and the Hank the Third and nobody in between the two...

My original incarnation was as The Third Giles. I'd perused GLB without signing up for some time and had just gotten out of the shower and was watching the Padres game wearing nothing more than a hat. My wife came downstairs to get a midnight snack (East Coast time, mind you), took one look at me and asked "Who do you think you are, the third Giles or something?" With that, a legend was born. As we all know, Marcus went the way of the buffalo and then we picked up Aid's bruddah Edgar so I became a brand new TTG...

...but you can just call me Joe.

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San Diego Padres Major League Baseball Team

West Virginia Mountaineers NCAA Men's Football Division 1A Team

West Virginia Mountaineers NCAA Men's Basketball Division 1 Team

John Daly Golfer(s)

Mike Ness Boxer(s)

Austin Lemley Cyclist(s)

Me on Wii Tennis Player(s)

San Diego Chargers National Football League Team

Dick Trickle NASCAR Driver(s)

Adam Schindler (look him up!) Mixed Martial Artist(s)

The Bouncing Souls- Noone can beat us; We drink beer and wear Adidas Soccer Team

Whoever's playing the Yanquis, D-Bags, or the filthy fucking Dodgers. Oh yeah, and whoever's playing Michigan in any sport. Fuck them. Other Team(s)

Minnesota Wild National Hockey League Team

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Open Game Thread: Padres @ Pittsburgh 09/21

I'm not too surprised that neither Dex or Mr. box (or, for that matter, Kev) put up a game thread. I figured that at least 'tec would have put up one of his "blah blah blah" pieces or perhaps jodes would have created a coherent one. Oh, well, I guess ol' TTG has to do everything for you people...

It's the top of the second; Adrian hit a two run blast and Garrett Jones responded in the bottom of the first with a solo shot, his twentieth of the year.


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Game Thread: Friars vs. Filthy Effin' Dodgers 09/05


Oh, look... the one time I decide to show up for a game thread, there isn't one. I've been missing in action for the past couple of weeks since I've been compromising all that is holy to me and letting a beautiful young gal monopolize my time that I ordinarily devote to the Padres- what an effin' sellout!

So, it's pretty retarded that Latos is back out there, huh? That's what I thought, too.

Enough words yet?

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Somehow, I missed this when it went up on Pearlman's blog. It's a pretty scathing indictment and commenter 34 Ray Wills has an even more disgusting claim about Jeffrey Jay Gowan's biggest mistake.

5 months ago A_tiny TheThirdGonzalez 1 comment 3 recs

Emergency Game Thread 06/08

Mr. box and Dexter are slackin'. Me, I've been awake since the seventh inning of yesterday's game and am hoping my "new" hat is lucky for us... Wooo! Go Padres! Do mean things to snakes!

 

Peavy is done with his half of the first now...

 

Jeez, I still need twenty six words... roster changes, huh? What do you guys think about that? Am I done now? Nope? Here are five more.

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Aid is not just a dull man; he's a dull man who likes shitty music.

6 months ago A_tiny TheThirdGonzalez 2 comments 0 recs

We're Streaking!

Man, I am still so amped up about our latest W and it's been over an hour since it went in the books. I'll be the first to admit that I wasn't too optimistic about our chances against the Reds after our dead week in Houston and Chicago; I just figured the Pads would stay at home dead- the last time I was anywhere near this happy to be wrong was probably ten years ago when it turned out that the head cheerleader did want to waste her time with some mohawked loser... This is the part where I say "but I digress" and get back to my original streak-related shpiel so anyway, I can't even narrow down my list of adjectives that describe this stretch; there are so many! These past four games have been- among other things- astounding, rad, killer, swell, nifty, badass... well, you get the idea. Every piece has been falling in place; guys who have been struggling have stepped it up, Bud has somehow avoided sabotaging us, our arms have shined both starting and relieving, and even luck has been on our side- it seems like we'd been getting jobbed by the umps and bad hops all year but the past few games we have caught every wicked break. I don't know how long this will last but I do know that I'm gonna enjoy every second of it!

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The gist of the story is that they're both underrated. I'm pretty sure he was just baiting us and I fell for it.

7 months ago A_tiny TheThirdGonzalez 2 comments 0 recs