Thorin_oakenshield_11

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I am the very model of a modern Major General.

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Recent Activity
espn has the mouthiest, know-it-all cunts commentating on every sport.
Commented on Van Gaal Out: Cleverley starts as captain as lineup announced for Roma game on Jul 27 2014, 12:25p - 1 reply
Agreed.
Commented on Van Gaal Out: Cleverley starts as captain as lineup announced for Roma game on Jul 27 2014, 12:20p
Coach is still experimenting and no one (except Bebe) can say they weren't given at least a chance.
Commented on Van Gaal Out: Cleverley starts as captain as lineup announced for Roma game on Jul 27 2014, 12:12p
Not sure that's possible unless it's Italy vs Greece.
Commented on Van Gaal Out: Cleverley starts as captain as lineup announced for Roma game on Jul 27 2014, 12:07p
We're exposed on the wings! That's why Roma came back!
Commented on Van Gaal Out: Cleverley starts as captain as lineup announced for Roma game on Jul 27 2014, 12:05p - 1 reply
Yew shetcher mouth! TeeAwwwr Dunn can do whatever he wants!
Commented on Building the Ultimate Alabama Team Final Round: Linebackers on Jul 27 2014, 12:49a
I'm appled.
Commented on Building the Ultimate Alabama Team Final Round: Linebackers on Jul 27 2014, 12:47a - 1 reply
(clears throat) Saleem Rasheed. That is all.
Commented on Building the Ultimate Alabama Team Final Round: Linebackers on Jul 27 2014, 12:47a - 1 reply
How is this comment not green as well?!? THAT is why we lawst dat dur Shuggaboe, PAWWWWWWL!!!!!!111
Commented on Building the Ultimate Alabama Team Final Round: Linebackers on Jul 27 2014, 12:47a
PS: CeeeeeeBeeeeee is a cotdang liar! And a bammar! And he got a warrant!
Commented on Predicting the 2014 SEC Football Season: Georgia Bulldogs on Jul 26 2014, 11:47p
Holy sh*t!
Commented on Predicting the 2014 SEC Football Season: Georgia Bulldogs on Jul 26 2014, 11:46p
What in the jump-for-Jesus has happened to you people? Dwarves? Peewee? What. The. F-rk?
Commented on The Jumbo Package | 07.25.14 on Jul 26 2014, 11:42p
Fuck you, Vidal.
Commented on Vidal rules out United move, unless he doesn't on Jul 26 2014, 4:20p
No Subject
Commented on Vidal rules out United move, unless he doesn't on Jul 26 2014, 4:20p
No Subject
Commented on Van Gaal Out: Cleverley starts as captain as lineup announced for Roma game on Jul 26 2014, 4:17p - 1 reply
No Subject
Commented on Predicting the 2014 SEC Football Season: Georgia Bulldogs on Jul 26 2014, 4:13p - 1 reply
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Voted on Jul 26 2014, 4:08p
Ouch.
Commented on Predicting the 2014 SEC Football Season: Georgia Bulldogs on Jul 26 2014, 4:08p
No Subject
Commented on The Jumbo Package | 07.25.14 on Jul 25 2014, 10:42p
Lah-ellll?
Commented on Building the Ultimate Alabama Team Final Round: Special Teams on Jul 25 2014, 10:33p - 1 reply
I heard that.
Commented on The Jumbo Package | 07.25.14 on Jul 25 2014, 10:31p - 1 reply
REC'd!
Commented on The Jumbo Package | 07.25.14 on Jul 25 2014, 10:22p - 1 reply
Despite how salty we were when Fakechione left for aTm, Bearden has rightful dibs on being in the front of the line for embedding a Crimson foot in that ass.
Commented on Building the Ultimate Alabama Team Final Round: Special Teams on Jul 25 2014, 10:14p - 1 reply
He had a torn ACL that he still kicked with didn't he?
Commented on Building the Ultimate Alabama Team Final Round: Special Teams on Jul 25 2014, 1:48p - 1 reply
No Subject
Commented on ESPN, Time Warner Cable and Bright House Networks have reached an agreement to carry the SEC Network on Jul 25 2014, 12:21p - 1 reply
Coach's grandma tried to get him to play... the accordion?
Commented on The Jumbo Package | 07.25.14 on Jul 25 2014, 12:09p - 2 replies
Hey, you're a Rice guy, answer me this:
Commented on The Jumbo Package | 07.25.14 on Jul 25 2014, 11:59a - 1 reply
Wasn't Arie K. projected (or chosen?) to be a preseason All American?
Commented on The Jumbo Package | 07.25.14 on Jul 25 2014, 11:55a
No Subject
Commented on ESPN, Time Warner Cable and Bright House Networks have reached an agreement to carry the SEC Network on Jul 25 2014, 11:44a - 1 reply
Straaaange guy was Winston.
Commented on ESPN, Time Warner Cable and Bright House Networks have reached an agreement to carry the SEC Network on Jul 25 2014, 11:42a
A link to your OWN article? Really? I mean, like, SERIOUSLY? Really? For reelz?
Commented on Alabama Crimson Tide Football Recruiting Update: 2015 and 2016 on Jul 25 2014, 11:31a - 1 reply
Okay, I'll explain.
Commented on ESPN, Time Warner Cable and Bright House Networks have reached an agreement to carry the SEC Network on Jul 25 2014, 11:24a - 1 reply
Well now...
Commented on ESPN, Time Warner Cable and Bright House Networks have reached an agreement to carry the SEC Network on Jul 24 2014, 10:07p - 1 reply
On Mack "Moobs" Brown joining the espn crew, I say brilliant!
Commented on The Jumbo Package │07.24.14 on Jul 24 2014, 6:35p
Wow.
Commented on The Jumbo Package │07.24.14 on Jul 24 2014, 6:25p
You folks do realize I am a woman, right? Or at least I'm a woman trapped in some magnificently-handsome man's body. Yeah...
Commented on The Jumbo Package │07.24.14 on Jul 24 2014, 6:19p - 2 replies
This is 'Murica! We beat the Canadians in the War of That One Year's War (I think?) so that we could enjoy some fuhbaw and buy a cotdang cable package that carries every game known to man!
Commented on ESPN, Time Warner Cable and Bright House Networks have reached an agreement to carry the SEC Network on Jul 24 2014, 6:15p - 2 replies
As Caesar was fond of saying, "What. Teh. Fvck."
Commented on ESPN, Time Warner Cable and Bright House Networks have reached an agreement to carry the SEC Network on Jul 24 2014, 6:13p
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