Thorin_oakenshield_11

TiderUpNorth

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I am the very model of a modern Major General.

Oh, you were expecting something else? Well, you can sod off, ya right c___! Oi! Don't make me hold ya upside down by yar ankles and shake the change outta yer pockets, ya squint! Have ye any tobaccy on you? Be not afraid, I shan't shank you if you say "no." (takes out a knife as a symbol of good faith)

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  • Boxing Christopher Lee in the movie "He Spits On Your Grave."
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  • The Championship The Dick Warmers
Recent Activity
Trust me, go to bed.
Commented on Real Madrid: "Di Maria asked to leave" on Aug 22 2014, 1:20a - 1 reply
I'm still saying this will not be a game we "take over" and turn into a blowout in the same style we have with UT recently.
Commented on Previewing the 2014 Alabama Crimson Tide Schedule: Ole Miss Black Bear Rebels on Aug 21 2014, 5:26p
I once yelled at a kid who threatened to take a dump on my car hood. However, I'm assuming that was not Jasands Jr, so I REC'd his comment nonetheless.
Commented on The Jumbo Package | 08.18.14 on Aug 19 2014, 1:15p
I thought his back-up was a senior last season.
Commented on The Jumbo Package | 08.18.14 on Aug 19 2014, 1:13p - 1 reply
This motherfucker looks like a hobo clown with that facial hair. No wonder why other clubs are laughing their asses off.
Commented on CONFIRMED: Marcos Rojo says his transfer to Manchester United is done on Aug 19 2014, 1:09p
No women, no children. Unfortunately, Cleverleast is safe from Leon.
Commented on Marcos Rojo deal COMPLETED, signs four-year deal with Manchester United with Nani moving on loan? on Aug 19 2014, 1:05p - 1 reply
I second this. Guy was hot garbage in his Arsenal time and his ass isn't improving with age. PASS.
Commented on United "on alert" for Barcelona misfit — reports on Aug 19 2014, 1:03p
No Subject
Commented on Friday Forum - 8/15/2014 on Aug 19 2014, 1:05a
An old guy tried to run-up on you?!? Aw, hell-to-tha-naawwww!
Commented on 2014 Alabama Crimson Tide Football Preview: The Receivers on Aug 19 2014, 12:58a - 1 reply
tl;dr version: "The cupboard's completely bare, man!"
Commented on 2014 Alabama Crimson Tide Football Preview: The Receivers on Aug 19 2014, 12:43a
Let's try this again: IOWA?
Commented on Sunday Morning Conversation: College Football Playoff Final Four Prediction on Aug 19 2014, 12:28a
You folks have your cacti...
Commented on The Jumbo Package | 08.18.14 on Aug 18 2014, 11:39p
which?
Commented on The Jumbo Package | 08.18.14 on Aug 18 2014, 11:37p
Just a humble servant of the Lord am I.
Commented on The Jumbo Package | 08.18.14 on Aug 18 2014, 11:37p
Or are you just fucking with us and meant to say, "Nani is taking a cunting bus to Lisbon?"
Commented on Nani could be on way out of United as negotiations begin on Aug 18 2014, 11:34p
No Subject
Commented on United launch reported nine-figure bid to sign world-class star to reverse fortunes on Aug 18 2014, 11:29p
Actually, I take it back. I refuse to believe this until that man is WEARING a United shirt, Ed, you miserable twat.
Commented on CONFIRMED: Marcos Rojo says his transfer to Manchester United is done on Aug 18 2014, 11:27p
Nice, now get the fuck back to work, Ed, you miserable twat.
Commented on CONFIRMED: Marcos Rojo says his transfer to Manchester United is done on Aug 18 2014, 11:24p - 1 reply
Shitaini's best use will be when the pigs defecate his remains onto a farm pasture.
Commented on Manchester United have no easy path out of their current predicament on Aug 18 2014, 11:22p
Shame. The buffet there is fully stocked with everything from skrimps to Cheerios.
Commented on Friday Forum - 8/15/2014 on Aug 18 2014, 11:14p - 1 reply
Just cuz.
Commented on The Jumbo Package | 08.18.14 on Aug 18 2014, 10:48p
When you say "y'all," do you just mean NLS and StuckInthePlains?
Commented on The Jumbo Package | 08.18.14 on Aug 18 2014, 10:05p - 1 reply
Is this "Bringing Up Old Sh*t Day?"
Commented on The Jumbo Package | 08.18.14 on Aug 18 2014, 10:00p - 1 reply
But,
Commented on The Jumbo Package | 08.18.14 on Aug 18 2014, 9:52p
what?
Commented on The Jumbo Package | 08.18.14 on Aug 18 2014, 9:49p - 1 reply
HA! Lah-elll a scruffy-looking nerfherd'n yankee! I knew it!
Commented on The Jumbo Package | 08.18.14 on Aug 18 2014, 9:47p
Am I included in "y'all," or is "you finger-bangin' assholes" meant for me... and Furteenfbayama... and HurtinBurton?
Commented on The Jumbo Package | 08.18.14 on Aug 18 2014, 9:46p
Yeah, I remember that thread especially when you said
Commented on The Jumbo Package | 08.18.14 on Aug 18 2014, 9:43p - 1 reply
I certainly don't feel that way.
Commented on The Jumbo Package | 08.18.14 on Aug 18 2014, 9:37p
Take the Lord's name in vain one more f___ing time...
Commented on The Jumbo Package | 08.18.14 on Aug 18 2014, 9:24p - 2 replies
Alright, the decision has been made. It's an acquired taste...
Commented on '14 Roll 'Bama Roll Sweetheart Battle Royale │Round Two on Aug 18 2014, 9:17p
We'll let Dennis Farina explain:
Commented on Alabama Crimson Tide Fall Football Practice Report: Scrimmage #2 on Aug 18 2014, 6:02p - 1 reply
By "we're" are we talking the real you and your alternate personality "Rufus the Cocaine Dragon?"
Commented on Alabama Crimson Tide Fall Football Practice Report: Scrimmage #2 on Aug 18 2014, 6:01p
What the fuckity fuck does that twat message in the article say? No harbluh.
Commented on Marcos Rojo deal COMPLETED, signs four-year deal with Manchester United with Nani moving on loan? on Aug 18 2014, 5:58p
My fear:
Commented on Manchester United CEO Ed Woodward still doesn't know what he's doing on Aug 18 2014, 5:54p
Ummmm, no he's shit. Pure shit. That's why we now call him "Shit."
Commented on United launch reported nine-figure bid to sign world-class star to reverse fortunes on Aug 18 2014, 5:47p - 1 reply
I'm going to REC you every time you use his correct first name.
Commented on United launch reported nine-figure bid to sign world-class star to reverse fortunes on Aug 18 2014, 5:46p
That's a bit rough, don't you think? we have to have faith in Shit-mouth.
Commented on United launch reported nine-figure bid to sign world-class star to reverse fortunes on Aug 18 2014, 5:45p
Damn, Kay. I thought I was critical of Carrick.
Commented on United launch reported nine-figure bid to sign world-class star to reverse fortunes on Aug 18 2014, 5:43p - 1 reply
So... regarding your nifty theory... do I ever miss that ole "reply" button?
Commented on Alabama Crimson Tide Fall Football Practice Report: Scrimmage #2 on Aug 18 2014, 11:46a
By "hyjackes," are we talking possession?
Commented on Alabama Crimson Tide Fall Football Practice Report: Scrimmage #2 on Aug 18 2014, 11:45a - 1 reply
We all undergo changes, blood.
Commented on Alabama Crimson Tide Fall Football Practice Report: Scrimmage #2 on Aug 18 2014, 12:51a
I had no idea. That is effin awesome! Viva Scoreboard, MFers!
Commented on 2014 Alabama Football Season Preview: The Tennessee Volunteers on Aug 18 2014, 12:47a
I'm willing to give him a chance, but he has a long way to go before I'd consider him worthy of regular league starts.
Commented on Manchester United have no easy path out of their current predicament on Aug 18 2014, 12:24a
Heard he got a straight red in FUCKING practice. No lie. Okay, wee bit of a lie.
Commented on Manchester United have no easy path out of their current predicament on Aug 18 2014, 12:22a
No Subject
Commented on 2014 Alabama Football Season Preview: The Tennessee Volunteers on Aug 18 2014, 12:03a
I kind of miss the board, don't you?
Commented on 2014 Alabama Football Season Preview: The Tennessee Volunteers on Aug 18 2014, 12:01a - 1 reply
You forgot Toledo, you callous bastardo.
Commented on Sunday Morning Conversation: College Football Playoff Final Four Prediction on Aug 17 2014, 10:20a
Sounds like the defense better have it's sh*t together. I mean SERIOUSLY together.
Commented on Alabama Crimson Tide Fall Football Practice Report: Scrimmage #2 on Aug 17 2014, 10:14a
You also have to consider that a 103 yard run by Dimebag was negated due to an Act of God: gnat cloud at the 35 yardline? All bets are off.
Commented on Alabama Crimson Tide Fall Football Practice Report: Scrimmage #2 on Aug 17 2014, 10:13a
Moar facts
Commented on Alabama Crimson Tide Fall Football Practice Report: Scrimmage #2 on Aug 17 2014, 10:09a
No Subject
Commented on '14 Roll 'Bama Roll Sweetheart Battle Royale │Round Two on Aug 17 2014, 10:05a
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