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Titov

  • joined Apr 02, 2008
  • last login Apr 01, 2013
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OT: Titov-Las Vegas! Wk 3: Let’s go bowlin’ now, everybody’s learnin’ how, come on a $afari w/ me!

OK, this is the week – and today’s the day, matter of fact, with 6 games on, 5 of ‘em really good, and 2 likely making up two-thirds of this year’s Best Bowl Games triple. After a 7-2 Week...

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OT: Titov-Las Vegas! NCAA Bowl Games, Week 2: Back to liquidity!

Welp, our Week 1 was a weak one, all right, with a measly 3-4 record to show for all the intense analysis and late-into-the-night strategizing – OK, the intense elbow bending and...

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OT: Titov-Las Vegas! NCAA Bowl Games, Week 1: Let’s disembowl them oddsmakers!

It’s that time o’ year again – yes, time for the Moscow Mop-up Man to point out to the sharkskin-suited Vegas lowlifes the dude who REALLY knows a thing or two about college football! And if...

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OT: Well, the Russian parliamentary elections are over. Everybody lost.

But then you knew that. What you prolly DIDN'T know was how Moscow kids age 4-10 look at their leadership. I thought you'd never ask... How Moscow Kids See President Medvedev: A Sampler --> Who is...

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PAC 12 Champeenship: UCLA @ Orygun (-31 1/2). Ahahahahahaha. Seriously. Yeah, I'm betting it, why?

UCLA (6-6, PAC 12 S Champs) @ No. 9 Orygun (10-2, PAC 12 N Champs) [-31 1/2]. This starts at 5 am Sat. Moscow time, so with luck I'll see the 2nd half over bkfst. Actually, with luck I'll sleep...

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PAC 12 Lucky Week 13: [drum roll] May I have the envelope, please...

Yup, Black Friday all right: Colo @ Utah (-20 ½). What the hell, UT has been bldg momentum and the Flubbaloes could barely pick up the receiver to phone it in last wk. Take the Stormin’ Mormons...

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OT: PAC 12 Wk 12. If 11/11/11 didn't bother you, this won't either. C'mon, gitcha-seff some easy $

U Dub (6-4 / 4-3) [-2] @ OSU (2-8 / 2-5). The Dogs Who Fell to Earth -- after hitting 3 ranked teams in 4 wks – will pick themselves up, dust themselves off and beat this 2 easy in Corn...

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OT: Game o' the Wk -- MINIMUM -- s'right here in your PAC 12 Wk 11

U Dub @ No. 18 SC (-11 ½) Under other circumstances (meaning bowl eligibility), this would be a trap game for the Rubbers, w/ OR coming next. But every game’s a bowl from here on for them, and...

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OT: So, how 'bout that GAME OF THE CENTURY, eh?

The "Game of the Century" Kinda Sucked By Zachary D. Rymer (Featured Columnist) on November 7, 2011   I know, I know. It's juvenile to say that something "sucks" or that something...

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OT: Is there an SEC game Sat.? Oh yeah, for the right to play Snodfart. Pshee-it, here's PAC 12 Week 10!

After breaking the bank in Vegas last month (at 21-12 ATS), I’m understandably psyched for Nov.-- which shows ya just how stoopidly encouraging (not to say addictive) this “hobby” actually...

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OT: PAC 12 Week No. 9, No. 9, No.9...and gnihc-aK again to the Beat of the Fab 4 x 3

Wazoo @ No. 7 Orygun [-35] Why exactly this spread has been *shortening* is mysterious, since the OR “JV” won by 43 last wk-- and could presumably do so again, if necessary, against a Wazoo...

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OT: PAC 12 @ Week 8-Ball: A Smoker of an October Stays Hot-t-t!

Having apparently awed (or bludgeoned) doubting Thomases daveh873  and Gamecock24 into silence on Mon., we return to the noble business of making tuition $ for the needy, starting with yourself....

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OT: PAC 12 Week 7: Warm up your chip-raking arm-- again!

SC (-3) @ Cal: Everybody likes SC here, and so do I. Barkley is hot, Maynard is not – I liked one guy’s note that he had “accuracy issues” – and this is only a semi-home game for Cal...

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OT: PAC 12 Week 6: Another Wk in the Blk, waddaya say!

 If 4-2 worked last time, how about the same again? Or maybe 5-1?       Cal @ No. 9 Orygun [-23 ½] Gee, these teams have identical records, overall and conf; and last yr’s game @ Berk...

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OT: PAC 12 Week 5: Ka-ching, or Off we go, into the wild black yonder

OK, you get three [3] chances to win big-'n'-easy this wk, and the other games are not really hair-tearers either. Call in your debts, sign up for a Federal loan, whatever it takes-- just get some...

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OT: Titov to PAC 12 Week 4: Roger, We Have Conference Lift-Off!

  UCLA (1-2) at Oregon St. (0-2) [-5] Nice to open your conf sked with a contest that “has the look and feel of an elimination game” – which it pretty much is. Da Beavs have had wk off...

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OT: Here comes UCLA, representing the PAC 10...I mean PAC 12 -- wait, I've just been handed a bulletin

Yeah, *that* PAC 10, the one with thr $3 B TV deal last year. Gonna be 16, looks like. There are plusses and minuses, of course, but you have to admire the chutzpah of some of the critics, as in,...

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OT: PAC 12 Meets Week 3: The shootout in the desert

Only one conf game, but it's a dandy. The rest are a *really* mixed bag, with one team playing Creampuff University and another Creampuff State. In any case, all in all a pretty good betting wk,...

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OT: Titov's PAC 12 Pick 'em: Week 2

OK, while Week 2 is normally still touchy-feely time, I think we're heading onto the plus-side this week, fellers 'n' gals -- last night's Zona crap-out notwithstanding. So, pencils, paper and...

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OT: Titov's PAC 12 Pick-o-rama

Yep, Week 1 is notoriously hard to pick, and for reasons too obvious to belabor here, esp. on Belabor Day weekend. That said, consider two things: (1) hope springs eternal; and (2) hey, I made you...

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Guts QS, O’s lose. Good thing the memory element saves this subject line, huh?

Now if it would just save a line that read Kevin Gregg disembowled by angry Orioles fans. I would pull it up just for fun years after this scumbag’s untimely demise. You know, to cheer me up on...

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Yerkees 13 Orioles 2: Nipped at the buzzer -- again!

There are some important things to take away from this game, starting with your good humor, your sanity and the ability to keep your hands away from sharp objects and, while contemplating your...

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"Excitement finally surrounds the Orioles"-- is Boswell on drugs?

Young southpaw Brian Matusz of the Orioles walked past General Manager Andy MacPhail before an exhibition game this weekend and pointed to the lineup card on the wall of the dugout. "Thanks for...

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Re O's GM Roland Hemond ('88-'95) to HoF for Lifetime Achievement

"[The] Hall of Fame presses on with its mission as a custodian of history, resigned to the reality of never pleasing everybody. Well, almost never. Once in a while a decision is rendered that...

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RIP Duke Snider (1926-2011) Hall of Fame Dodger

An outstanding player in all aspects of the game, he joined Mays and Mantle in making CF the marquee position of the 1950s. "From 1949, his first full season, until 1957, the period generally ...

"The good news is Hosni Mubarak may step down.

"The good news is Hosni Mubarak may step down.

The bad news is he is going to be replaced by his idiot son, Hosni W. Mubarak." -- D. Letterman
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OT: Irritable Bowl Syndrome: Titov's Money Pix, Part deux (Jan. 1-10)

And Happy New Year to you too! OK, now that you’ve made a modest  piece o’ change from December, who’s ready for some Big Casino action in twenty-'leven? The calls are actually easier from...

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OT: Titov’s Ka-chingular Bowl Spread Beaters (Dec. 18-31)

“The bowls are alive / with the sound of money…”  Right, like I know anything about Miami of OH and, er, Middle Tennessee State. For all I know it could be Middle Earth State. But I do know...

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OT: Pac-10 Forever, Ringo Never. C'mon, getcha spring tuition here!

Yep, we're comin' down to El Cruncho now -- and in pretty good shape, all things considered. (OK, all but one thing, which happened yesterday-- see below, and %$#@ kickers forever, eh?). Anyway,...

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OT: Pac-10 Picks Plus: Boise gets its cage rattled, Rubbers shtup ND

Still eating turkey? Me too – a nice take-home pack from the GF – but the point at this stage is slightly different, nicht wahr? After two tough weeks, it’s time *not* to eat *crow*. And I...

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