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ART.I§8-11; AM I-XXVII Not a suggestion, but an obligation.
2010 Stanley Cup Champion Chicago Blackhawks! & Super Bowl XLV Green Bay Packers!
How old is Jamie Moyer? He already had won 25 games for the Cubs, before Wrigley Field had Lights!

Sarcasm is implied, unless I am serious, but I am seriously a Cubs fan, no really I am!

Recovering rec whore, and SCH's resident troll, lemming and bully. ΙΧΘΥΣ
It's not just Blackhawks Hockey, it's bashing the Cannots too!

Director of Public Humiliation; Oh, and Raffi Torres, Fuck Him, Fuck him with a truck!!!

Win it for SSG Dave Nowaczyk
Coach Q, What have you done for me lately? Cubs, this 1908 nostalgia crap is getting kinda old!
I have seen Lombardi and Stanley be paraded, can I get a Cubs World Series (Commissioner's) now too please!!!

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The Shot Quality Effect: Part II (Changing Shot Types)

I am sure just the tile of this is going to cause face twitching and aneurisms for some, but bear with me, even if you can only look through one eye right now.If Shot Quality "truly" exists is...

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The Shot Quality effect: Part I (The Engine)

This foray into Shot Quality is going to be broken into at least 2 parts. Part I will be solely on the simulator (The Engine) I built for this project. Part II will be on the results of those...

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Goal Line Technology concept

This is not going to be my usually full of pictures and graphics fanpost. This is one to discuss future concepts for hockey while also presenting a couple of brainstorm ideas of my own. I do...

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Why hockey is not ready for FIFA's Goal Line technology, but is ready for MLB's MLBAM.

If you have not noticed, we have now entered the 21st Century. The digital and computer age is upon us after being invited in the 20th Century, it is now being refined and groomed here in the 21st. ...

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TCI fallout-exodus OT discussion Board

Many left TCI including myself, several lurk others do not. why people left is as various as the reasons to hate and laugh at the St. Louis Blues and Vancouver Canucks. But those reasons are...

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2013-14 Team Comparison Spreadsheet

For those who may remember, during the 2010-11 and 2011-12 season I had developed a team comparison spread sheet. It allows you to quickly see the big team stats, compare them to another team and...

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The Hawk last to wear the number....

This is a new NHL since the hard Salary Cap was introduced in 2005, the times of year after year after year dynasties of old are probably a relic of the past, parity is the new term for the league....

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How I fell in love with Hockey

Before 1995 I was at BEST a passive Hockey fan. Sure I had seen the Blackhawks on TV in the playoffs a couple maybe a few times before this, but I never was anything close to a puck head. I cheered...

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TT and other malcontent

Well I suggested it, might as well be the one to do it as well. As many saw, I kind of threw a fit in a Daily Links thread that a potential political subject (Tim Thomas) and was thrown into the...

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Not a D2K discussion, lets talk Hawks vs Preds

vs I think the horse is dead and thoroughly whooped on the D2K suspension and lack of one on Derp (you like Donk, I like Derp, fucking deal). Well it is time for the Men in the Indian Head...

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Playoff Contenders and Pretenders Predictions (Updated)

In the first post I discussed three metrics I use in quickly gauging a teams over all strength. Here I will apply them to the 30 NHL teams to break teams into different Categories. I added another...

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Contenders from Pretenders

The ToS is fond at times of using the metric of PP% + PK% to gauge the overall special teams is well known here with a total of 100 indicating a efficient Special Teams corp. A few other indicators...

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SCH Northeast Edition, Thu Dec 8, 2011 Blackhawks @ NYI

  @    I am planning on going to the game against Islanders on Dec, 8 and am polling to see if anybody else in the region is also doing the same. Last year some SCH folks here met up before the...

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Losing to VAN in 2011 made this years Hawks better.

  For an entire summer that fateful game seven in the quarterfinals versus the Vancouver Canucks as probably replayed in many of our heads. As much as I wanted to see our Chicago Blackhawks win,...

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The Great SCH Photoshop repository

As we all know, SCH is full of cutting edge photoshop pictures and editors that other Hockey Blogs could only wish to compete with. Through time some of these pics have a requirement to be used on...

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TMFF's super dooper Team comparison spreadsheet!

I developed this spreadsheet toward the end of last season, it is a spreadsheet to compare one team against another and can be downloaded here (the 2010-11 is also here). It compares team stats...

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Top 50 Reasons Hockey Rules!

This is to make a list of the top 50 reason Hockey Rules as compiled from SCH Nation input.

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Remember the Past, but look forward to the future

Now that the Canucks have warmed the hearts of all Blackhawk fans in their failure, it is now time to look at what the Hawks can do to make sure those Demons return next post season for them. T...

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A Tribute to the Vancouver Canucks

  For those who were here and remember, for the last two rounds of the 2010 Stanley Cup Finals I has a countdown gif for the Hawks from 16 to 0. It was fun as we battled our way though the Western...

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Is that a light up ahead? (Playoff outlook 4-2-2011 Updated)

Most of us have seen numerous ways to display the "odds" or whatever of what it is going to take our Chicago Blackhawks to make the Playoffs. Whether it is SRS or Sport Club Stats or something in...

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Time for Concern Yes, but lets not Circle the Wagons just yet.

    So our men of Four Feather have basically farted away the First 18 games of the season to a sub .500 start, but all is not lost. Even in this dismal start, there actually is a Silver lining,...

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New York Edition of Second City Hockey

Well so several of us met up for some pre-game shenanigans and a watering hole near he stadium now infested with asbestos, for a Chicago Blackhawks vs New York Rangers game. To commemorate this...

Great moments in uncensored NHL broadcasts

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A inspiration for aspiring SCH posters, or just classless people

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MSG November 1, 2010 One month, one month remaining until game time

For all of the SCH persuasion who happen to live in the corridor (aka armpit of America, no I'm not talking about Detroit), you may have heard the Men of Four Feathers will be gracing us with their...

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Hawks vs Bolts Thread (if anyone really cares)

Lets get it started! Since I have to have 75 words, I will do my best to ensure it is met, in the spirit of what SCH is, and what the Hawks mean to us, so let the Porn, Beer and SCHisms commence. ...

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A Call to Arms (or Photoshoppers)

As those of us prepare to break out our gear, and verify our cliff is still there in case it is needed. I am really needing to get some 2010-11 Blackhawks fixes. MY Cubs suck ass (not as bad a...

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Extreme Ideas for the NHL, from an Extreme (so I am told) person.

Every year we hear of ideas to help improve the NHL in competition, on ice play, and drawing in more fans. So I have a few ideas of my own. A couple may not be so hard to see, while others, yeah...

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You think you know Johnny Toews

If you cannot tell by my screen name, I'm kinda a Tazer fan.

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Little of a Handshake, Little of a tip of the Hat

Now that a few days have passed, I think enough time has passed to say The Philadelphia Flyers played one hell of a series, even though the final objective was not met, their play and want was...

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Tempting the Hockey Gods with Numbers in the SCF

  Here we are at the Stanley Cup Finals! Wow this is going to be a fun Series! I have done this for the past two rounds vs. the Vancouver Canucks and the San Jose Sharks, so in keeping with good...

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