Because you little monsters are all patently Freudian wet dreams lets spice things up with a little free-association.

Below is a series of words (nouns and verbs). Please tell me the first thing that comes into your mind when you see them.

NO CHEATING

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The Online Slang Dictionary defines a "Christian side hug" as:
"a 'hug' performed by standing side-by-side with another person - hips together - and briefly putting one's hand on the other person's opposite hip or shoulder"

The idea is that hugging in the normal (i.e., not idiotic) way invites sin, as the crotches of the two huggers in question come mighty close, possibly inciting lustful thoughts.

Once upon a time we were falling in love, now we're only falling apart.

Dear Chase I feel like I can call you chase because you and me are so alike. I'd like to meet you one day, it would be great to have a catch. I know I can't throw as fast as you but I think you'd be impressed with my speed. I love your hair, you run fast. Did you have a good relationship with your father? Me neither. These are all things we can talk about and more. I know you have no been getting my letters because I know you would write back if you did. I hope you write back this time, and we can become good friends. I am sure our relationship would be a real homerun!

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It's was relatively cool this morning, good weather for a jog.

Howard Troxler has an opinion on that

Basketball camps start today, so screw the Bucs (and their Kenyanofacist policies) and Rays.

And why does that matter?

Basketball is like poetry in motion, cross the guy to the left, take him back to the right, he's fallin' back, then just J right in his face. Then you look at him and say, "What?"

Bonus quote:

Big Time Willie: Do you know how to spell pussy?
Coleman 'Booger' Sykes: I know! P-U...
Big Time Willie: ...H-I-V.

Invading Headless Goats! (Link brought to you by Tampabay.com. Check it out!)

And of course a quote from the greatest documentary about Santeria ever made:

[Bond sees a possible weapon]
Black Man: [to Bond] Keep your hands up, honkey!
[to his pal]
Black Man: What does he think this is? I'll blow his friggin' head off.

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I only started this because there was no thread and I really wanted to post this:

Bob Arum: MMA Is Homos Rolling Around for Skinheads

Bob Arum rules.

Now in honor of 9/11:

I'm gonna rise up, I'm gonna kick a little ass, Gonna kick some ass in the USA, Gonna climb a mountain, Gonna sew a flag, Gonna fly on an Eagle, I'm gonna kick some butt, I'm gonna drive a big truck, I'm gonna rule this world..., Gonna kick some ass, Gonna rise up, Kick a little ass, ROCK, FLAG AND EAGLE!

http://deadspin.com/5332801/the-devil-is-still-in-josh-hamilton/gallery/

Haha, no he isn't.

The girls left. According to one patron, Hamilton, piss-drunk by that point, asked the manager where he could buy blow. The manager didn't know. "Let's go to a strip club," Hamilton said. Someone drove Hamilton to Les Girls in Phoenix, Arizona.

It sure seems like nothing has changed for The Natural.

He's still talented, injury prone, and probably still a drug addict. I have always said that losing him in the Rule 5 wasn't a big deal, and I was glad he's gone. He's a terrible influence on those around him despite being given chance after chance to get things right.

Remember that Elijah Dukes was run out of town after given a total of 1 disciplinary action. Josh Hamilton was here for 9 years, given chance after chance. The last trouble Dukes got into was for showing up late to a game because he spent too long at a charity event.

...probably.

From an article on The Root about Manny returning

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Allow me to present to you, a dramatization of Gary Shelton and "The Point After" Commenter "Ray" having words:

Groovy Time for a Movie Time!

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See if you can guess which of these was written before the game, and which after.

David Price's apprenticeship has ended, and he joins the Rays rotation as the most talked-about pitcher in franchise history.

David Price is a nice replacement, but it's risky business to count on a rookie as a savior. How much trouble are they in?

And to get us to 75 words we have a HILARIOUS ROCKY JOKE from my man G-Shelt

How much trouble is there? If this was a one of those 83 Rocky sequels, you would say this sets up the comeback quite nicely. In real life, however, it looks ugly.