Cooltim

Tortured

  • joined Mar 02, 2011
  • last login Apr 18, 2014
  • posts 2
  • comments 51816

Giants fan since I moved here in 1997. Yankees fan before that (hush up, you). 2010 was the absolute best fan experience of my entire life of sports fandom. And 2012 may well have surpassed it. Thank you, Giants.

A Fan Of...

  • MLB San Francisco Giants
  • NHL San Jose Sharks
  • Tennis Roger Federer
Recent Activity
OMG, We're totally off script!!!
Commented on Open GameThread, 4/18 on Apr 19 2014, 12:44a
I watch a lot of Giants games, I guess.
Commented on Open GameThread, 4/18 on Apr 19 2014, 12:41a
It's almost as if I watch this team every day.
Commented on Open GameThread, 4/18 on Apr 19 2014, 12:41a - 1 reply
Panda K's.
Commented on Open GameThread, 4/18 on Apr 19 2014, 12:39a - 3 replies
I'm psychic.
Commented on Open GameThread, 4/18 on Apr 19 2014, 12:37a - 2 replies
I TOLD YOU FUCKERS!!
Commented on Open GameThread, 4/18 on Apr 19 2014, 12:37a - 3 replies
Good at bat from my son.
Commented on Open GameThread, 4/18 on Apr 19 2014, 12:36a - 12 replies
Morse with batting gloves on.
Commented on Open GameThread, 4/18 on Apr 19 2014, 12:09a - 1 reply
Well, there's one good thing about Cainings.
Commented on Open GameThread, 4/18 on Apr 19 2014, 12:01a - 1 reply
Of course.
Commented on Open GameThread, 4/18 on Apr 18 2014, 11:58p
Giants gonna lose when Boch brings Morse in for offense and he drops the ball in the 9th allowing a run to score.
Commented on Open GameThread, 4/18 on Apr 18 2014, 11:38p
MATT CAIN!
Commented on Open GameThread, 4/18 on Apr 18 2014, 11:23p
His giant butt was still on the bag the whole time.
Commented on Open GameThread, 4/18 on Apr 18 2014, 11:08p
Come on, son,
Commented on Open GameThread, 4/18 on Apr 18 2014, 10:50p
Meh,
Commented on Open GameThread, 4/18 on Apr 18 2014, 10:36p
This game is gonna suck, isn't it?
Commented on Open GameThread, 4/18 on Apr 18 2014, 10:33p - 4 replies
Oh Hector wtf?
Commented on Open GameThread, 4/18 on Apr 18 2014, 10:28p
Why the fuck wouldn't Pagan let Hunter make the throw?
Commented on Open GameThread, 4/18 on Apr 18 2014, 10:25p
I LOLd
Commented on Open GameThread, 4/18 on Apr 18 2014, 10:23p
Hector looks like he's really trying this pitch framing thing.
Commented on Open GameThread, 4/18 on Apr 18 2014, 10:21p - 1 reply
First "Max & Molly's kid" of the weekend!
Commented on Open GameThread, 4/18 on Apr 18 2014, 10:19p
Oh, my son.
Commented on Open GameThread, 4/18 on Apr 18 2014, 10:15p - 1 reply
LOL Denorfia dive!!
Commented on Open GameThread, 4/18 on Apr 18 2014, 10:13p - 1 reply
Are you trying to say the Padres are more boring than clay court tennis?
Commented on Open GameThread, 4/18 on Apr 18 2014, 10:07p
Crap, I'm out of gin!
Commented on The Padres are possibly the world's most obnoxious sports team on Apr 18 2014, 8:20p - 3 replies
He was soooooo cute!
Commented on The Padres are possibly the world's most obnoxious sports team on Apr 18 2014, 8:12p
I just realized who he reminds me of.
Commented on The Padres are possibly the world's most obnoxious sports team on Apr 18 2014, 8:00p - 1 reply
Why is he wearing Zito's helmet?
Commented on The Padres are possibly the world's most obnoxious sports team on Apr 18 2014, 7:56p - 3 replies
Hey!
Commented on The Padres are possibly the world's most obnoxious sports team on Apr 18 2014, 6:44p
Oh for sure,
Commented on Let's talk about this guy on Apr 18 2014, 4:44p - 1 reply
You know how we were discussing how Shatner wasn't nearly as bad as we remembered?
Commented on Let's talk about this guy on Apr 18 2014, 4:05p - 2 replies
McC has a facebook page?
Commented on Let's talk about this guy on Apr 18 2014, 4:04p - 1 reply
Let's talk about Haylee Belt.
Commented on Let's talk about this guy on Apr 18 2014, 2:54p - 2 replies
for Lost a bet and is also a bad person
Voted on Apr 18 2014, 2:53p
I don't recall ever lighting up during coast-to-coast trips.
Commented on San Francisco Giants Link Dump, 4/18 on Apr 18 2014, 2:35p - 1 reply
I have done both on both coasts.
Commented on San Francisco Giants Link Dump, 4/18 on Apr 18 2014, 2:34p - 2 replies
It was all that good pitching.
Commented on San Francisco Giants Link Dump, 4/18 on Apr 18 2014, 2:31p - 1 reply
We used to smoke a bowl and then watch SCTV.
Commented on San Francisco Giants Link Dump, 4/18 on Apr 18 2014, 2:30p - 1 reply
I am so out of touch.
Commented on San Francisco Giants Link Dump, 4/18 on Apr 18 2014, 2:30p - 1 reply
True.
Commented on San Francisco Giants Link Dump, 4/18 on Apr 18 2014, 2:25p - 1 reply
Yeah, the last time I smoked pot
Commented on San Francisco Giants Link Dump, 4/18 on Apr 18 2014, 2:22p - 2 replies
Most people only get excited about offense, tho,
Commented on San Francisco Giants Link Dump, 4/18 on Apr 18 2014, 2:21p
That is such a great ballet.
Commented on San Francisco Giants Link Dump, 4/18 on Apr 18 2014, 2:08p
Man, I would LOVE to go to Wimbledon.
Commented on San Francisco Giants Link Dump, 4/18 on Apr 18 2014, 2:01p - 1 reply
I was a ballet dancer.
Commented on San Francisco Giants Link Dump, 4/18 on Apr 18 2014, 1:59p - 2 replies
I love hearing Kruk talk about his son's dance career.
Commented on San Francisco Giants Link Dump, 4/18 on Apr 18 2014, 1:57p - 1 reply
Weren't they going to cover one of the other courts?
Commented on San Francisco Giants Link Dump, 4/18 on Apr 18 2014, 1:51p - 2 replies
They have a covered stadium now.
Commented on San Francisco Giants Link Dump, 4/18 on Apr 18 2014, 1:41p - 1 reply
It's amazing how healthy Bonds was for almost his entire career.
Commented on San Francisco Giants Link Dump, 4/18 on Apr 18 2014, 1:40p - 1 reply
I thought that was jponry's logo.
Commented on San Francisco Giants Link Dump, 4/18 on Apr 18 2014, 1:35p - 1 reply
What does "cut ass" mean?
Commented on San Francisco Giants Link Dump, 4/18 on Apr 18 2014, 1:35p - 4 replies
Plus, it's true, also.
Commented on San Francisco Giants Link Dump, 4/18 on Apr 18 2014, 12:45p - 2 replies
Oh, right, I read that.
Commented on San Francisco Giants Link Dump, 4/18 on Apr 18 2014, 12:32p
Wait,
Commented on San Francisco Giants Link Dump, 4/18 on Apr 18 2014, 12:11p - 1 reply
Them?
Commented on San Francisco Giants Link Dump, 4/18 on Apr 18 2014, 11:48a - 1 reply
OMG I have to go to court
Commented on Sweep LA Thread 2 on Apr 17 2014, 6:50p
Hey, my son drew a walk.
Commented on Sweep LA Thread 2 on Apr 17 2014, 6:49p
Thank you both
Commented on Sweep LA Thread 2 on Apr 17 2014, 6:40p
So that's scored a K and a stolen base?
Commented on Sweep LA Thread 2 on Apr 17 2014, 6:40p - 2 replies
Replay can't fix bad home plate umpiring.
Commented on Sweep LA Thread 2 on Apr 17 2014, 6:29p - 3 replies
If the Giants could only.....
Commented on Sweep LA Thread 2 on Apr 17 2014, 6:11p
LOLOLOLOL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHADODOGERSYOUSUCK!
Commented on Sweep LA Thread 2 on Apr 17 2014, 6:11p
Jon invoking the Vulcan mind meld.
Commented on Sweep LA Thread 2 on Apr 17 2014, 5:50p
Yeah, Flem said they were trying to make the infield play well on defense,
Commented on Sweep LA Thread 2 on Apr 17 2014, 5:33p - 1 reply
My son did something good, apparently!
Commented on Sweep LA Thread 2 on Apr 17 2014, 5:32p - 1 reply
Jon is blaming the grounds crew.
Commented on Sweep LA Thread 2 on Apr 17 2014, 5:28p - 1 reply
Why is my son swinging at that 3-1 pitch?
Commented on Sweep LA Thread 2 on Apr 17 2014, 5:23p
He definitely got squeezed on that Van Slyke at bat.
Commented on Open GameThread, 4/17 on Apr 17 2014, 5:18p - 1 reply
I'm surprised you're still a fan.
Commented on San Francisco Giants Link Dump, 4/17 on Apr 17 2014, 3:04p - 1 reply
Just let it calm down,
Commented on San Francisco Giants Link Dump, 4/17 on Apr 17 2014, 3:04p - 1 reply
Once at Yankee Stadium
Commented on San Francisco Giants Link Dump, 4/17 on Apr 17 2014, 3:03p - 2 replies
Thank god
Commented on San Francisco Giants Link Dump, 4/17 on Apr 17 2014, 2:50p
No, see, here's Boch's strategy:
Commented on San Francisco Giants Link Dump, 4/17 on Apr 17 2014, 2:47p - 3 replies
Farmer John?
Commented on San Francisco Giants Link Dump, 4/17 on Apr 17 2014, 2:22p
Hockey does that to people, tho.
Commented on San Francisco Giants Link Dump, 4/17 on Apr 17 2014, 1:26p
I love Tommy Wingels so much.
Commented on San Francisco Giants Link Dump, 4/17 on Apr 17 2014, 1:19p
But that's not good for the rivalry!
Commented on San Francisco Giants Link Dump, 4/17 on Apr 17 2014, 1:18p - 1 reply
Yeah, he's a delicate flower.
Commented on San Francisco Giants Link Dump, 4/17 on Apr 17 2014, 1:17p - 2 replies
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