Question: Which Pirate from the 2003 roster is most likely to be among the 103 anonymous MLB players who tested positive for steroids that year?
Answer: Craig Wilson - there's no way his hair grows that long without some help.
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Question: How much more losing baseball can you take before you give up as a fan of the Pittsburgh Pirates?
Answer: I can wait until 2011
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Question: So, to improve on a 62 win, 100 loss season, what do you, the General Manager, do? Clearly, you need a bunch of pitching and some oomph in the bottom half of the line-up. How do the Pirates improve for 2002? Questions that have choices will, hopefully, g
Answer: Bite the bullet and trade (select either Ramirez, Kendall, or Giles) to (which team?) for (pick your poison).
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Question: What moves do you make, that the Pirates didn’t think off, to get the 9 more wins needed to break even in 2003?
Answer: Spend your free agent money on a top-of-the-rotation pitcher. Using your crystal ball, you just know that Ramirez will snap out of it, you have internal options at 1B and in the outfield; heck, if need be, you can get someone off the street who will hit b
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Question: So what’s the best option to fight forward and get those six additional wins next year? So close...we’re so close.... It just has to be:
Answer: I’m bored with this – can we talk about Penn State football?
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