Troll Blazer

  • joined Mar 10, 2011
  • last login Jul 23, 2014
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Hello, my name is Rocky H. Stonewall.

I am a rock-steady fan of the Trail Blazers, ice cream, and puppies.

I live in a clean and warm complex of caves beneath the MC and the RG. I have been trying to dig a connecting tunnel to the PF for years but it is a lot of work digging all of that way by hand and I keep running into rivers.

Some of the music acts I like are the Rolling Stones, Nick Cave & the Bad Seeds, Stone Temple Pilots, and Kid Rock.

My favorite movie is Romancing the Stone. I also like Rocky, The Rock, Brick, Cave People, Bad Day at Black Rock, The Cave, and Armageddon.

My favorite TV shows are the Rockford Files, 30 Rock, 3rd Rock From The Sun, and Dick Clark's Rockin' New Year's Eve featuring Ryan Seacrest.

My favorite actors are Emma Stone, Sam Rockwell, Rock Hudson, Sharon Stone, and Dwayne Johnson.

My favorite vacation spots are Carlsbad Caverns, Mount Rushmore, and Stonehenge.

A Fan Of...

  • NBA Portland Trail Blazers
  • NHL Vancouver Canucks
User Blog

Turner: Blazers GM Neil Olshey's Contract Details

Broderick Turner of the LA Times reports the following contract details for new Portland Trail Blazers GM Neil Olshey. --------------------------- Trail Blazers owner Paul Allen gave Olshey a three-year guaranteed contract worth $3.6 million to become Portland's new general manager, and the team has an option for the fourth and fifth years, the executives said. Clippers owner Donald Sterling offered Olshey, whose title with the Clippers was vice president of basketball operations, a one-year deal for about $750,000 to stay with the team, an executive said. Olshey had been working on a month-to-month deal with the Clippers since last August, making about $450,000 annually. --------------------------- ed: text edited, bumped to front page

R.I.P. Dwayne Schintzius


"Dwayne Schintzius, a former first-round pick who spent nine seasons in the NBA, died Sunday afternoon from respiratory failure at the age of 43"

The Fall of the Portland Trail Blazers


Matt Moore of sounds the death knell for the franchise.

5 on 5: Deal or No Deal?


The writers have opinions just like everyone else and they are not afraid to share them. Of course, just like many fans, they often confuse their opinions with facts (as demonstrated by the whole "fact or fiction" gimmick). See what they think about the owners' latest offer, the players' threat of decertification, and more


Lockout Boredom numbly presents a Travis Outlaw Poll

If the new CBA does contain an amnesty clause, Travis Outlaw seems to be a likely candidate for the New Brooklyn Jersey Nets to release. I believe signing Travis Outlaw for two years at the league...

Whitlock: Players need to stick to their day jobs


Another amusing read from Jason Whitlock for Fox Sports. Just telling it like it is: "David Stern was commissioner of the NBA before LeBron James was born. Stern was negotiating NBA labor deals before Fisher was in grade school. How is Stern supposed to talk to a group of spoiled, entitled, delusional kids who learned boardroom manners from watching episodes of The Apprentice?"

Wojnarowski: Kahn To Fire Rambis, Hire Blazers Assistant Bickerstaff?

Adrian Wojnarowski of Yahoo! Sports reports... ----------------------- Minnesota Timberwolves general manager David Kahn has decided to fire coach Kurt Rambis, league sources told Yahoo! Sports. ... Bernie Bickerstaff, an assistant coach with the Portland Trail Blazers, will be one of the primary focuses of the Wolves’ search, sources said. Bickerstaff’s son, J.B., had been an assistant on Rambis’ staff, and one scenario could have J.B. serving under his father as a coach-in-waiting. ----------------------- University of Washington head coach Lorenzo Romar is also reportedly a candidate. ed: bumped to front page -- Ben Golliver | | Twitter

Congratulations To Mark Cuban and the Mavs!

I know that all of Blazer's Edge will want to join me in congratulating Mark Cuban and the Dallas Mavericks on their convincing win in the 2011 NBA Finals. Nuts and cake for all Mavericks' fans on...

Warriors Hire Mark Jackson As Head Coach


What, if anything, does the hiring of the former NBA guard mean to the rumored availability of Ellis or Curry?

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