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Curses

The loss of Waymon James makes it abundantly clear, this team is cursed. James joins Tanner Brock, DJ Yendry, Devin Johnson, Ty Horn, Ed Wesley, James Dunbar, and Ross Forrest on the casualty list,...

The Olympics are great, but they could be so much better.

You know what's great about the Olympics? It's something to hold us over while we wait for football to actually start (1 more month!!!). You know what sucks about the Olympics? Football isn't an...

Sunday AM Thread

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Sunday AM Thread

WE HERE BITCHES (Sunday A.M. Thread)

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WE HERE BITCHES (Sunday A.M. Thread)

I meet a former La Tech Bulldog last night. This happened: Me: "So......you played under Derek...

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I meet a former La Tech Bulldog last night. This happened: Me: "So......you played under Derek Dooley?" Him: "That man is a bitch. I hate that man. He is a fucking Nazi dictator, the next Hitler. I would kill that motherfucker." [I laugh uncontrollably] Him: "Seriously, fuck that guy." Other Highlights: Me: "How were those flights to Hawaii?" Him: "Fucking sucked. 8 hours of hell." Me: "Did y'all ever look around and say 'Why aren't we in the Sun Belt?" Him: "Yeah, they're going C-USA next year though." Me: "Leaving New Mexico State and Idaho to die?" Him: "[Laughts]....Idaho. Those motherfuckers were fucking tough. They were the biggest team we played, and the worst. Everyone of them was just big....with no talent." Me: "Well, you're gonna miss the Kibbie Dome, right?" Him: [Laughs] "........fucking Kibbie Dome."

IT'S HALFTIME TCU

TCU and The Big-12: Higher stakes, bigger paychecks, and, most importantly, more respect. We looked focused. We looked determined. We seemed poised to validate our newfound status among the "big...

Everyday Should Be Saturday Charity Drive

EDSBS started their annual charity drive today. You may know of EDSBS as "that site that posted those pictures of Casey Pachall with tinfoil on his head being awesome" or "those people who will likely be giving us a trophy for having all those players arrested." Well, they're good people, and this is for a good cause. So, if you can, donate.

While the secrecy surrounding the football team is unnerving, it does cement our status as the...

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While the secrecy surrounding the football team is unnerving, it does cement our status as the North Korea of college football. We're secretive. We have a cult of personality surrounding Dick Bumpas's mustache, and we're aligned with the fiscal policy of China (Texas), rather than "foreigners" (Big East) like the other half of the divided peninsula (DFW). Plus, while you can knock our ability to shoot missiles (basketball), nobody laughs about the strength of our standing army (football). So Dear Leader Patterson, may our linebackers sting with venom, our linemen run like wildebeest, and our offense move with the grace and ferocity of a chain of lynx! /bows

Former Ducks, including current pros, estimate between 40 percent and 60 percent of their teammates...

Former Ducks, including current pros, estimate between 40 percent and 60 percent of their teammates puffed; current Ducks say that range remains accurate.

LOL........amateurs
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OFF-SEASON CONDITIONING: RECRUITING WARS

Narrator: On this episode of Recruiting Wars, we’re in Port Arthur, Texas! Lane: We’re hear today looking for some quality players. I have a family to feed, a store to run, I need players to...

SEPTEMBER 2012 7 months to go..... :(

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SEPTEMBER 2012 7 months to go..... :(

Truffle's Treasures

For reasons I won't get into, I've spent more time in front of a microfilm machine than anyone ever should. While trudging through day after day of old newspapers is a soul crushing task, you can...

ALL HAIL LORD HALAPOULIVAATI /bows

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ALL HAIL LORD HALAPOULIVAATI /bows

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2012: The Final Battle

Hello friends, I’m Giorgio Tsoukalos. Many of you may recognize me from the History Channel’s Ancient Aliens series. What may surprise you is that I was actually born in Switzerland; however...

Welp, this pretty much explains it.

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Welp, this pretty much explains it.

FIRED: Mike Locksley(HOW?), Mike Sherman (Was he awake?), Turner Gill (Duh)

Six months ago, imagine if someone said "Joepa will outlast Jim Tressel, but not Rick Neuheisel." Everyone is getting fired, which means "OMG URBAN MEYER ZEUS GARY PATTERSON4[INSERT SCHOOL HERE]"...

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NSFW: SLIVE'S SLUTS

The entire conference realignment situation has taught us two things. Tradition means nothing, and money means everything. Teams are willing to abandon century old rivals and redefine geography...

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MANNYDIAZ4OLEMISS4TEXASINPERPETUALREBUILDINGMODE

THE GLUE THAT BINDS US

Giorgio Tsoukalos: Hello, my name is Giorgio Tsoukalos. I know that many of you probably think I’m a crackpot lunatic constantly spouting off stuff about alien runways in Peru and, to be...

GLORY! GLORY TO OUR VILLAGE DRUNKARDS! Now please, SLIM IS IN. Let's stop at 10 teams.

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GLORY! GLORY TO OUR VILLAGE DRUNKARDS! Now please, SLIM IS IN. Let's stop at 10 teams.

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