Turd

Turd Ferguson

  • joined Aug 18, 2008
  • last login Aug 30, 2014
  • posts 20
  • comments 8735

Missouri journalism grad. Currently in that weird space between being a student and being employed. Enjoys college football, hockey, rugby (preferably league, but does enjoy watching Wales in the union 6N/RWC) and way too much other crap, up to and including cricket.

A Fan Of...

  • MLB St. Louis Cardinals
  • NFL Kansas City Chiefs
  • NCAAF Missouri Tigers
  • NCAAB Missouri Tigers
  • NHL St. Louis Blues
  • Soccer Celtic, Atletico Madrid
  • Cycling Tom Boonen, Frank Schleck, Sami Sanchez, Mark Cavendish
  • Tennis Rafael Nadal, James Blake, Novak Djokovic
  • Golf Phil Mickelson, Sergio Garcia
  • EPL Arsenal
  • General Wales, St Helens RLFC
Recent Activity
SPOT IT AT THE 35!
Commented on OPEN THREAD: WE LOVE YOU, JANE on Aug 30 2014, 1:26p
HOLY GOD THAT WAS GOOD DEFENSE USNA
Commented on OPEN THREAD: WE LOVE YOU, JANE on Aug 30 2014, 1:21p
rec'd
Commented on OPEN THREAD: WE LOVE YOU, JANE on Aug 30 2014, 1:14p - 1 reply
FORWARD!
Commented on OPEN THREAD: WE LOVE YOU, JANE on Aug 30 2014, 1:11p
GODDAMNIT NAVY
Commented on OPEN THREAD: WE LOVE YOU, JANE on Aug 30 2014, 1:10p
Needed:
Commented on OPEN THREAD: WE LOVE YOU, JANE on Aug 30 2014, 1:09p - 1 reply
An "Uff da!"
Commented on OPEN THREAD: WE LOVE YOU, JANE on Aug 30 2014, 1:08p - 1 reply
You are pleasing me greatly, USNA.
Commented on OPEN THREAD: WE LOVE YOU, JANE on Aug 30 2014, 1:06p
Read Pacific Rims, and do it NOW.
Commented on OPEN THREAD: WE LOVE YOU, JANE on Aug 30 2014, 1:04p - 1 reply
FIBA is cool and good, see Phils-Croatia from earlier today
Commented on OPEN THREAD: WE LOVE YOU, JANE on Aug 30 2014, 1:01p - 1 reply
IT'S INSANE, THIS GUY'S TAINT!
Commented on OPEN THREAD: WE LOVE YOU, JANE on Aug 30 2014, 12:51p
NEVER, EVER, EVER FORGET
Commented on OPEN THREAD: WE LOVE YOU, JANE on Aug 30 2014, 12:50p
It's some quality plane porn, that's for certain.
Commented on OPEN THREAD: WE LOVE YOU, JANE on Aug 30 2014, 12:48p - 1 reply
THE PLAY STANDS, FUCKIN' RIGHT NAVY
Commented on OPEN THREAD: WE LOVE YOU, JANE on Aug 30 2014, 12:45p
His knee might have hit the floor
Commented on OPEN THREAD: WE LOVE YOU, JANE on Aug 30 2014, 12:44p
SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT
Commented on OPEN THREAD: WE LOVE YOU, JANE on Aug 30 2014, 12:43p
COME ON NAVY, GET IN THERE
Commented on OPEN THREAD: WE LOVE YOU, JANE on Aug 30 2014, 12:42p - 1 reply
Go Navy, Beat Ohio State into the fucking ground
Commented on OPEN THREAD: WE LOVE YOU, JANE on Aug 30 2014, 12:37p - 1 reply
I just saw the ad for the fried baloney-and-velveeta biscuit
Commented on one day more on Aug 29 2014, 1:35a - 1 reply
...And that'll be aired on the B1G network very soon as a THE BIG TEN'S GREATEST GAMES.
Commented on one day more on Aug 29 2014, 1:34a
No, but they do play Mizzou, which makes me happy.
Commented on one day more on Aug 29 2014, 1:32a
This last year has rekindled my hatred of Stanford, which always lay dormant since the end of John Elway's career.
Commented on one day more on Aug 29 2014, 1:30a
In their defense, not many people knew how bad South Carolina would be tonight.
Commented on one day more on Aug 29 2014, 1:27a - 2 replies
Obviously, because DAD IS GREAT!
Commented on one day more on Aug 29 2014, 1:22a
Massive weather delay pushed back KO.
Commented on one day more on Aug 29 2014, 1:21a
WILLIAM H. COSBY JR. ED. D IS HAPPY TONIGHT
Commented on one day more on Aug 29 2014, 1:18a - 5 replies
FUMBLE!
Commented on one day more on Aug 29 2014, 1:16a
it's this
Commented on one day more on Aug 29 2014, 1:12a
And Oliver has RUN HIMSELF OVER! Oh, what a brave twit!
Commented on one day more on Aug 29 2014, 1:12a
Dunno how many people care about this:
Commented on one day more on Aug 29 2014, 1:10a - 3 replies
Good. GOOD.
Commented on one day more on Aug 29 2014, 1:06a
I'm pretty certain that LSU has collectively forgotten him, so the B1G can keep him.
Commented on one day more on Aug 29 2014, 1:02a - 1 reply
Caffeine at midnight status: engaged, because I don't really feel like drinking tonight for whatever reason
Commented on one day more on Aug 29 2014, 12:55a
just checked, and Nova is a senior, meaning that yes indeed he is a SCHIANO MAN
Commented on one day more on Aug 29 2014, 12:50a
Are any of these Rutgers players still technically SCHIANO MEN?
Commented on one day more on Aug 29 2014, 12:46a - 1 reply
Tim Brando just talked about how "Rutgers is bringing a college spirit to the five boroughs"
Commented on one day more on Aug 29 2014, 12:44a - 3 replies
I don't care for Auburn.
Commented on Struggle bus on Aug 29 2014, 12:42a - 1 reply
I got an ad in my mail today from The Oklahoman newspaper advertising "JOBS IN TRUCKING"
Commented on Struggle bus on Aug 29 2014, 12:40a - 3 replies
YOUR MOVE, TULANE
Commented on Struggle bus on Aug 29 2014, 12:08a
They're doing it to make the helmet look like a cover, complete with the face mask being the same color as the brim
Commented on Struggle bus on Aug 28 2014, 11:59p - 1 reply
and it owns HARD, as do their most recent uni set
Commented on Struggle bus on Aug 28 2014, 11:57p - 4 replies
I wouldn't put it past Calhoun/DeBerry, but in this case
Commented on Struggle bus on Aug 28 2014, 11:51p
Colorado Springs is kinda weird like that.
Commented on Struggle bus on Aug 28 2014, 11:50p
YES IT'S LIMITED TO THE SERVICE ACADEMIES
Commented on Struggle bus on Aug 28 2014, 11:48p - 3 replies
Damnit ACKTION, I wanted to get gas before it goes up from 3.22/gal
Commented on Struggle bus on Aug 28 2014, 11:47p
Mizzou always had paid alums do it
Commented on Struggle bus on Aug 28 2014, 11:45p
Tulsa tempting fate right now
Commented on Struggle bus on Aug 28 2014, 11:43p
ESS EEE CEE NETWORK PAAAAAAWWWWWWLLLLLLL
Commented on Struggle bus on Aug 28 2014, 11:42p
Does this mean we won't see the AMERICA SOLDIERS ARE TROOPS jerseys Under Armour does this year?
Commented on Struggle bus on Aug 28 2014, 11:41p - 2 replies
more reason to fucking GO FOR IT
Commented on Struggle bus on Aug 28 2014, 11:39p
FORE LEFT!
Commented on Struggle bus on Aug 28 2014, 11:38p
GO FOR IT YOU FOOLS
Commented on Struggle bus on Aug 28 2014, 11:36p
I still can't believe that this is actually a conference game in the first week of the year
Commented on Struggle bus on Aug 28 2014, 11:35p - 4 replies
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME TULANE
Commented on Struggle bus on Aug 28 2014, 11:34p
Network that shows soccer, mostly some two-team leagues but also the vastly superior Serie A.
Commented on Struggle bus on Aug 28 2014, 11:33p
I think it's a Korg, maybe a Roland.
Commented on Struggle bus on Aug 28 2014, 11:32p - 2 replies
Counterpoint: it has BeIN, which is important to my NO TOTTI NO PARTY needs.
Commented on Struggle bus on Aug 28 2014, 11:32p - 1 reply
CBS Sports Network, channel 1643 on your U-Verse dial.
Commented on Struggle bus on Aug 28 2014, 11:29p - 3 replies
SO MUCH HAM
Commented on Struggle bus on Aug 28 2014, 11:28p
It's officially getting weird in Tulsa.
Commented on Struggle bus on Aug 28 2014, 11:27p - 1 reply
No live rights to anything of note.
Commented on Struggle bus on Aug 28 2014, 11:13p - 1 reply
FALSE START, OFFENSE, EVERYBODY BUT THE CENTER MOVED
Commented on Struggle bus on Aug 28 2014, 10:55p
I believe that's Greg McElroy.
Commented on Struggle bus on Aug 28 2014, 10:53p - 2 replies
YOU KNEW THIS WAS COMING
Commented on Struggle bus on Aug 28 2014, 10:47p - 2 replies
The worst one is where the boy says he's buying a house as an investment with the money he got from selling his startup
Commented on Struggle bus on Aug 28 2014, 10:46p
I HAVE SAID IT BEFORE AND I WILL SAY IT AGAIN:
Commented on Struggle bus on Aug 28 2014, 10:38p - 2 replies
Well that drive was something.
Commented on Thursday night football on Aug 28 2014, 10:36p
Penn State in Ireland?
Commented on Thursday night football on Aug 28 2014, 10:32p - 3 replies
This'll be my first time, we're sending like 5 guys there
Commented on Thursday night football on Aug 28 2014, 10:30p
St Louis Blues/Ohio Valley River Rats
Commented on Thursday night football on Aug 28 2014, 10:26p - 2 replies
I don't know and don't care because this is Bad ND.
Commented on Thursday night football on Aug 28 2014, 10:18p
WHY ARE YOU MENTIONING DANICADANICADANICA (AND NO, NOT THE GOOD ONE) IN MY FOOTBALL, RECE
Commented on Thursday night football on Aug 28 2014, 10:17p
They have been PROHIBITED from using it.
Commented on Thursday night football on Aug 28 2014, 10:16p - 1 reply
Because it's mandatory for ULM:
Commented on Thursday night football on Aug 28 2014, 10:16p - 2 replies
RA-CIST MAS-COT! (clap clap clap clap clap)
Commented on Thursday night football on Aug 28 2014, 10:14p - 1 reply
SUNJ doing well was 2006.
Commented on Thursday night football on Aug 28 2014, 10:12p - 1 reply
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