
Turd Ferguson
Aug 18, 2008 Feb 12, 2012 19 3026
Missouri journalism grad. Currently in that weird space between being a student and being employed. Enjoys college football, hockey, rugby (preferably league, but does enjoy watching Wales in the union 6N/RWC) and way too much other crap, up to and including cricket.
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a fan of
St. Louis Cardinals
Kansas City Chiefs
Missouri Tigers
Missouri Tigers
Celtic, Atletico Madrid
Tom Boonen, Frank Schleck, Sami Sanchez, Mark Cavendish
Rafael Nadal, James Blake, Novak Djokovic
Phil Mickelson, Sergio Garcia
Arsenal
St. Louis Blues
Wales, St Helens RLFC
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Commented TRBL, TURRIBLE. on Good evening and welcome! We know you've had a busy day, so come in, relax, have a drink, and... on Every Day Should Be Saturday - 02/12/12 4:01 PM EST
Commented YES. on Good evening and welcome! We know you've had a busy day, so come in, relax, have a drink, and... on Every Day Should Be Saturday - 02/12/12 4:00 PM EST
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Recommended ... on Every Day Should Be Saturday - 02/12/12 3:55 PM EST
Commented I've never been prouder to be a B:TAS fan. on Good evening and welcome! We know you've had a busy day, so come in, relax, have a drink, and... on Every Day Should Be Saturday - 02/12/12 3:52 PM EST
Commented MAJAH MAHKET on Good evening and welcome! We know you've had a busy day, so come in, relax, have a drink, and... on Every Day Should Be Saturday - 02/12/12 3:37 PM EST
Commented JIM FURYK'S SWING IS THE BEST SWING. on Good evening and welcome! We know you've had a busy day, so come in, relax, have a drink, and... on Every Day Should Be Saturday - 02/12/12 3:25 PM EST
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Commented Those are my go-tos. on Good evening and welcome! We know you've had a busy day, so come in, relax, have a drink, and... on Every Day Should Be Saturday - 02/12/12 3:23 PM EST
Commented It's more just for fun, and besides I don't really go in over my head. on Good evening and welcome! We know you've had a busy day, so come in, relax, have a drink, and... on Every Day Should Be Saturday - 02/12/12 3:21 PM EST
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Commented Question for you monsters: on Good evening and welcome! We know you've had a busy day, so come in, relax, have a drink, and... on Every Day Should Be Saturday - 02/12/12 3:18 PM EST
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Recommended I dunno. I didn't rec it. on Every Day Should Be Saturday - 02/12/12 2:54 PM EST
Commented Now I want rotisserie chicken all of a sudden on Good evening and welcome! We know you've had a busy day, so come in, relax, have a drink, and... on Every Day Should Be Saturday - 02/12/12 2:51 PM EST
Commented After about 10 minutes worth of finding, here's PegPelvisPete's cocktail, "The Pitbull" on Good evening and welcome! We know you've had a busy day, so come in, relax, have a drink, and... on Every Day Should Be Saturday - 02/12/12 2:50 PM EST
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Commented Remember the Penn State-Wisconsin tournament game last year? on Good evening and welcome! We know you've had a busy day, so come in, relax, have a drink, and... on Every Day Should Be Saturday - 02/12/12 2:44 PM EST
Commented Red Bull and coke? on Good evening and welcome! We know you've had a busy day, so come in, relax, have a drink, and... on Every Day Should Be Saturday - 02/12/12 2:23 PM EST
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Commented Eh, didn't want to spend that much cash anyway. on Good evening and welcome! We know you've had a busy day, so come in, relax, have a drink, and... on Every Day Should Be Saturday - 02/12/12 2:20 PM EST
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Commented Hey guys. on Good evening and welcome! We know you've had a busy day, so come in, relax, have a drink, and... on Every Day Should Be Saturday - 02/12/12 2:17 PM EST
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Commented Pshaw. on Good evening and welcome! We know you've had a busy day, so come in, relax, have a drink, and... on Every Day Should Be Saturday - 02/12/12 2:13 PM EST
Commented JESUS CHRIST BLUES on Everything is more fucked up in Tejas. on Every Day Should Be Saturday - 02/11/12 10:18 PM EST
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Commented Thanks. For that, you get a tasty treat. on Everything is more fucked up in Tejas. on Every Day Should Be Saturday - 02/11/12 10:08 PM EST
Commented Hey guys. on Everything is more fucked up in Tejas. on Every Day Should Be Saturday - 02/11/12 10:06 PM EST
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Posted Dear Commentariat: HELP ME OUT on Every Day Should Be Saturday - 02/10/12 7:19 PM EST
Commented And they have their very own PAAAAAWWWWWWWLLLL in the form of the red-top tabloids. on THE CURIOUS INDEX, 2/8/2012 on Every Day Should Be Saturday - 02/08/12 3:08 PM EST
Commented Does it have anything to do with, to quote Will Carling on the RFU, "57 old farts in blazers"? on THE CURIOUS INDEX, 2/8/2012 on Every Day Should Be Saturday - 02/08/12 3:04 PM EST
Commented And, yes, he got taken down by the Sun, to be replaced by an Englishman. on THE CURIOUS INDEX, 2/8/2012 on Every Day Should Be Saturday - 02/08/12 3:02 PM EST
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Commented See, this is why you don't let the red-tops influence your team selection. on THE CURIOUS INDEX, 2/8/2012 on Every Day Should Be Saturday - 02/08/12 2:57 PM EST
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Recommended Or you could hire Prince Harry and have both. on Every Day Should Be Saturday - 02/08/12 2:49 PM EST
Commented #PULIS4England on THE CURIOUS INDEX, 2/8/2012 on Every Day Should Be Saturday - 02/08/12 2:49 PM EST
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Commented Sadly, no. on Six Nations Rugby - mud blood guts & beer on Every Day Should Be Saturday - 02/07/12 11:50 PM EST
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Commented Yeah, France/Ireland should be excellent. on Six Nations Rugby - mud blood guts & beer on Every Day Should Be Saturday - 02/07/12 8:24 PM EST
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Commented Well, it will be more interesting than MAJAH MAHKETS on FULMER CUPDATE: BUFFS JUST SETTING FIRES IN BARS NOW on Every Day Should Be Saturday - 02/03/12 5:28 PM EST
Commented LEMON CURRY? on FULMER CUPDATE: BUFFS JUST SETTING FIRES IN BARS NOW on Every Day Should Be Saturday - 02/03/12 5:21 PM EST
Commented The person in charge of writing this comment has been sacked. on FULMER CUPDATE: BUFFS JUST SETTING FIRES IN BARS NOW on Every Day Should Be Saturday - 02/03/12 5:17 PM EST
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Commented WHO HATES ENGLAND? on Six Nations Rugby - mud blood guts & beer on Every Day Should Be Saturday - 02/03/12 5:11 PM EST
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Commented Pretty much yes. on ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. #SEC #SEC #SEC #BILLBOARDLYFE #JUMBO #PINKELSWAG... on Every Day Should Be Saturday - 02/01/12 7:57 PM EST
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Commented And always right next to church/anti-abortion billboards. on ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. #SEC #SEC #SEC #BILLBOARDLYFE #JUMBO #PINKELSWAG... on Every Day Should Be Saturday - 02/01/12 6:37 PM EST
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Commented This will go back to being a BUY ONE GET EIGHT FREE FIREWORKS billboard by Friday. on ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. ONE OF US. #SEC #SEC #SEC #BILLBOARDLYFE #JUMBO #PINKELSWAG... on Every Day Should Be Saturday - 02/01/12 6:28 PM EST
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Commented Just woke up (today's my day off) only to find that YES YES YES MIZZOU GOT DGB on SIGNING DAY PART TWO: INNERSABAN on Every Day Should Be Saturday - 02/01/12 1:02 PM EST
Commented Taylor Swift. on MARIO CRISTOBAL: AN EDSBS FACT SHEET WITH A DRAMATIC INTERRUPTION on Every Day Should Be Saturday - 01/30/12 7:09 PM EST
Commented /checks to see if any Pac-12 defenses have a guy called "Goldberg" on them on MARIO CRISTOBAL: AN EDSBS FACT SHEET WITH A DRAMATIC INTERRUPTION on Every Day Should Be Saturday - 01/30/12 7:07 PM EST
Commented New Jersey has less Golden Corrals than Kansas, so no. on MARIO CRISTOBAL: AN EDSBS FACT SHEET WITH A DRAMATIC INTERRUPTION on Every Day Should Be Saturday - 01/30/12 6:43 PM EST
Commented And now a poem by Lisa Simpson, age 7 on So you're saying he's a willing and eager passer? (Via Bubbaprog via here.) on Every Day Should Be Saturday - 01/30/12 6:40 PM EST
Commented How big did Lorenzen get during college (no, that Arenaball pic of him doesn't count)? on JEREMY LIGGINS IS OUR NEW IRON GIANT on Every Day Should Be Saturday - 01/30/12 12:16 PM EST
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Commented They just stole the Montreal Alouettes unis on You will not see this tonight at the NHL Skills Competition due to a Shannaban. At least Chara... on Every Day Should Be Saturday - 01/28/12 8:55 PM EST
Commented Wow, those Apex abominations actually make the Converse denim ones look decent on You will not see this tonight at the NHL Skills Competition due to a Shannaban. At least Chara... on Every Day Should Be Saturday - 01/28/12 8:53 PM EST
Commented Don't you mean Wicker Park? on You will not see this tonight at the NHL Skills Competition due to a Shannaban. At least Chara... on Every Day Should Be Saturday - 01/28/12 8:50 PM EST
Commented FIGHTING STEPHEN KINGS JUST SCORED on You will not see this tonight at the NHL Skills Competition due to a Shannaban. At least Chara... on Every Day Should Be Saturday - 01/28/12 8:46 PM EST
Commented That it is on You will not see this tonight at the NHL Skills Competition due to a Shannaban. At least Chara... on Every Day Should Be Saturday - 01/28/12 8:42 PM EST
Commented Okay, Rolex 24, Maine/BU, or Affliction Fightin'? on You will not see this tonight at the NHL Skills Competition due to a Shannaban. At least Chara... on Every Day Should Be Saturday - 01/28/12 8:40 PM EST
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Commented QUIT FOULING AND ACCEPT YOUR FATE, KANSAS on The 24 Hours of Daytona is a great sporting event. It's also probably the only thing on TV today... on Every Day Should Be Saturday - 01/28/12 4:12 PM EST
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Commented They're pretty dextrous, if you know what I mean on The 24 Hours of Daytona is a great sporting event. It's also probably the only thing on TV today... on Every Day Should Be Saturday - 01/28/12 4:06 PM EST
Commented ISU up 8 on Kansas and I think their PA announcer just had an aneurysm on The 24 Hours of Daytona is a great sporting event. It's also probably the only thing on TV today... on Every Day Should Be Saturday - 01/28/12 4:05 PM EST
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Commented WOW IOWA STATE, YOU ACTUALLY MADE ME BELIEVE YOU'RE A REAL SCHOOL FOR A SECOND on The 24 Hours of Daytona is a great sporting event. It's also probably the only thing on TV today... on Every Day Should Be Saturday - 01/28/12 3:54 PM EST
Commented Canadian is good, but if you can find Alexander Keith's go for that on The 24 Hours of Daytona is a great sporting event. It's also probably the only thing on TV today... on Every Day Should Be Saturday - 01/28/12 3:52 PM EST
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Commented My ex once got a (rather corpulent) friend of hers to yell "[TURD FERGUSON'S REAL NAME] HAS A TINY PENIS!" on a crowded street on The 24 Hours of Daytona is a great sporting event. It's also probably the only thing on TV today... on Every Day Should Be Saturday - 01/28/12 3:48 PM EST
Commented WHO PUT THE SCREW IN THE TUNA? on The 24 Hours of Daytona is a great sporting event. It's also probably the only thing on TV today... on Every Day Should Be Saturday - 01/28/12 3:40 PM EST
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Commented Damnit, sound on my TV just crapped out on The 24 Hours of Daytona is a great sporting event. It's also probably the only thing on TV today... on Every Day Should Be Saturday - 01/28/12 3:38 PM EST
Commented That, and the Lannisters being highly hateable on The 24 Hours of Daytona is a great sporting event. It's also probably the only thing on TV today... on Every Day Should Be Saturday - 01/28/12 3:09 PM EST
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Commented And yes, I'm not in that show's target market on The 24 Hours of Daytona is a great sporting event. It's also probably the only thing on TV today... on Every Day Should Be Saturday - 01/28/12 3:09 PM EST
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Recommended Well, damn. on Every Day Should Be Saturday - 01/28/12 3:05 PM EST
Commented Creativity, Uniqueness, Nerve and Talent rec on The 24 Hours of Daytona is a great sporting event. It's also probably the only thing on TV today... on Every Day Should Be Saturday - 01/28/12 3:05 PM EST
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Commented DAMNIT on The 24 Hours of Daytona is a great sporting event. It's also probably the only thing on TV today... on Every Day Should Be Saturday - 01/28/12 3:04 PM EST
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Commented THAT WAS A GOALTEND, DAMNIT on The 24 Hours of Daytona is a great sporting event. It's also probably the only thing on TV today... on Every Day Should Be Saturday - 01/28/12 3:03 PM EST
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Commented Mizzou is doing an excellent job of drawing technical fouls on The 24 Hours of Daytona is a great sporting event. It's also probably the only thing on TV today... on Every Day Should Be Saturday - 01/28/12 2:52 PM EST
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Commented As my friends in the Antlers would say, FIVE FOULS, NO POINTS on The 24 Hours of Daytona is a great sporting event. It's also probably the only thing on TV today... on Every Day Should Be Saturday - 01/28/12 2:50 PM EST
Commented Yeah, just watching Syracuse makes me hate them these days on The 24 Hours of Daytona is a great sporting event. It's also probably the only thing on TV today... on Every Day Should Be Saturday - 01/28/12 2:46 PM EST
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Recommended One of the best documentaries of the past decade. on Every Day Should Be Saturday - 01/28/12 2:41 PM EST
Commented It's a shame EJ Viso failed to qualify on The 24 Hours of Daytona is a great sporting event. It's also probably the only thing on TV today... on Every Day Should Be Saturday - 01/28/12 2:40 PM EST
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Commented Why didn't he press charges? on The 24 Hours of Daytona is a great sporting event. It's also probably the only thing on TV today... on Every Day Should Be Saturday - 01/28/12 2:36 PM EST
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Commented Brought to you by Carl's Jr. on The 24 Hours of Daytona is a great sporting event. It's also probably the only thing on TV today... on Every Day Should Be Saturday - 01/28/12 2:26 PM EST
Commented GO AWAY! 'BATIN! on The 24 Hours of Daytona is a great sporting event. It's also probably the only thing on TV today... on Every Day Should Be Saturday - 01/28/12 2:20 PM EST
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Commented Yep, #3 for the Johnnies. on The 24 Hours of Daytona is a great sporting event. It's also probably the only thing on TV today... on Every Day Should Be Saturday - 01/28/12 2:18 PM EST
Commented Also, God'sGift Achiuwa for St John's is a definite Name of the Year candidate. on The 24 Hours of Daytona is a great sporting event. It's also probably the only thing on TV today... on Every Day Should Be Saturday - 01/28/12 2:13 PM EST
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Commented KIIIILCIIILLIIII UBER ALLES on The 24 Hours of Daytona is a great sporting event. It's also probably the only thing on TV today... on Every Day Should Be Saturday - 01/28/12 2:12 PM EST
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Commented Plus Crawley Town (League Two/4th Division) took out Hull City (Champ/2nd Division) on The 24 Hours of Daytona is a great sporting event. It's also probably the only thing on TV today... on Every Day Should Be Saturday - 01/28/12 2:03 PM EST
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Commented AND JUST LIKE THAT THEY SCORE on The 24 Hours of Daytona is a great sporting event. It's also probably the only thing on TV today... on Every Day Should Be Saturday - 01/28/12 1:52 PM EST
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Commented I hope to God Brighton beats the Toon today on The 24 Hours of Daytona is a great sporting event. It's also probably the only thing on TV today... on Every Day Should Be Saturday - 01/28/12 1:51 PM EST
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Commented Texas Tech is horrible at basketball. on The 24 Hours of Daytona is a great sporting event. It's also probably the only thing on TV today... on Every Day Should Be Saturday - 01/28/12 1:14 PM EST
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Commented I took the liberty of making a new thread for today on The Breakfast of Champions 1/27/12 on Every Day Should Be Saturday - 01/28/12 12:55 PM EST
Posted The 24 Hours of Daytona is a great sporting event. It's also probably the only thing on TV today... on Every Day Should Be Saturday - 01/28/12 12:54 PM EST
Commented FUCK T. BOONE PICKENS on Sad Red Wings are sad. Happy everyone else is happy. on Every Day Should Be Saturday - 01/25/12 9:25 PM EST
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