Turks Teeth

joined Apr 09, 2009
last login May 22, 2013
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Marrying the sabermetric tendency with the exotic of true fan bitterness.

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	Hope they don't rush Weaver back prematurely and perpetuate a negative cycle. Commented on Wednesday Halolinks: Streaking Angels Get A Lift From Trout's Cycle on May 22 2013, 12:44p - 1 reply
	Just as fun to watch Alex Curry dance like a Jazz Age flapper in that GIF. Commented on Wednesday Halolinks: Streaking Angels Get A Lift From Trout's Cycle on May 22 2013, 12:20p - 1 reply
	for Jerome Williams Voted on May 22 2013, 1:49a
	Agree with smithy – Scioscia has the personnel to execute "his" style of play. Commented on Aybar Still At Leadoff - Tuesday Angels Lineup on May 21 2013, 9:13p
	There are reasonable alternatives that are being ignored. Commented on Aybar Still At Leadoff - Tuesday Angels Lineup on May 21 2013, 7:43p - 1 reply
	JB Shuck Commented on Aybar Still At Leadoff - Tuesday Angels Lineup on May 21 2013, 7:42p - 1 reply
	74 pitches. Commented on Angels Bullpen Meltdown Gives Away Chicago Series Opener on May 17 2013, 2:07a - 2 replies
	Diamond Dogs? Commented on May 16 GAME THREAD on May 16 2013, 11:18p - 2 replies
	I'd be singing a different tune if a better album was on the platter. Commented on May 16 GAME THREAD on May 16 2013, 11:16p - 1 reply
	Nice! Commented on May 16 GAME THREAD on May 16 2013, 11:14p
	Our leading man. Commented on May 16 GAME THREAD on May 16 2013, 11:13p
	Making the second out ain't like making out. Commented on May 16 GAME THREAD on May 16 2013, 11:11p - 1 reply
	Pinky facing crisis of confidence. Commented on May 16 GAME THREAD on May 16 2013, 11:10p
	Did the Angels really sac bunt the slow-footed catcher over with one out tonight? Commented on May 16 GAME THREAD on May 16 2013, 11:09p - 2 replies
	Only vaguely remember it. Commented on Thursday Halolinks: Angels To Save Ryan Madson For Late Season Pennant Drive on May 16 2013, 7:26p
	Hey Monk e – Commented on Thursday Halolinks: Angels To Save Ryan Madson For Late Season Pennant Drive on May 16 2013, 6:38p - 2 replies
	I don't know...seems speculative. Commented on Thursday Halolinks: Angels To Save Ryan Madson For Late Season Pennant Drive on May 16 2013, 6:36p
	It's worth noting that BP has continued their catcher framing analyses... Commented on Thursday Halolinks: Angels To Save Ryan Madson For Late Season Pennant Drive on May 16 2013, 4:47p - 2 replies
	Enright starting makes zero sense. Commented on Thursday Halolinks: Angels To Save Ryan Madson For Late Season Pennant Drive on May 16 2013, 4:23p - 1 reply
	Pessimism wins. Commented on Game 039 - Royals v Angels Part 2 on May 14 2013, 4:11p
	Ryan, my man, you need to come in here and put me in my place. Commented on Zach Borenstein Making Mom Proud on May 13 2013, 8:55p - 1 reply
	Unfortunately, no. Commented on Zach Borenstein Making Mom Proud on May 13 2013, 2:49p - 1 reply
	Inauspicious. Commented on Zach Borenstein Making Mom Proud on May 13 2013, 2:48p - 1 reply
	If we want to go pearl diving in Burlington (who wouldn't?)... Commented on Zach Borenstein Making Mom Proud on May 13 2013, 2:19p - 1 reply
	What gives me pause about Scoggins is his age. Commented on Zach Borenstein Making Mom Proud on May 13 2013, 2:05p - 1 reply
	I'm not sure if "he may just be a 3 WAR player" is much solace. Commented on Zach Borenstein Making Mom Proud on May 13 2013, 1:55p
	I mention two drafts because this piece was about Borenstein who was from the 2011 draft. Commented on Zach Borenstein Making Mom Proud on May 13 2013, 1:53p - 1 reply
	Not sure how much credit should be given. Commented on Zach Borenstein Making Mom Proud on May 13 2013, 1:41p - 1 reply
	I don't know about that. Commented on Zach Borenstein Making Mom Proud on May 13 2013, 1:30p
	But "took a shot" to what end really? Commented on Zach Borenstein Making Mom Proud on May 13 2013, 1:27a - 1 reply
	Well, there're two Zachs/Zacks mentioned in this article. Commented on Zach Borenstein Making Mom Proud on May 12 2013, 11:09p
	I'm increasingly hating Dipoto for being so goddamned stupid. Commented on Zach Borenstein Making Mom Proud on May 12 2013, 11:08p - 2 replies
	Angels Cry "Mama": Chris Sale Dominant in Chicago Posted on May 12 2013, 10:44p
	If you are setting aside "ceiling" and "upside", and just looking at likelihood to contribute and be useful... Commented on Zach Borenstein Making Mom Proud on May 12 2013, 7:51p - 1 reply
	I've been waiting to see a bit of Berg on the MLB club myself. Commented on Zach Borenstein Making Mom Proud on May 12 2013, 7:30p
	Zach Borenstein Making Mom Proud Posted on May 12 2013, 6:45p
	Darts on spongeboard. Commented on Game036 - Saturday White Sox Pregaming on May 11 2013, 3:59p
	Only one hit, but I still love me some... Commented on Angels Take First Game Of White Sox Series on May 11 2013, 12:00a
	Shocking. Commented on Umps have been Disciplined!!! on May 10 2013, 7:39p
	Aw Shucks up top. Commented on Game 035: Weekend With WhiteSox Begin on May 10 2013, 7:31p
	I've been meaning to write an article on the few chumps that have surprised in the minors. Commented on Jered Weaver Making Progress on May 10 2013, 6:38p - 2 replies
	Way too premature to release Blanton. Commented on Jered Weaver Making Progress on May 10 2013, 6:23p
	If it does, and it comes from Inland Empire, that'll tip me over into the Dipoto es hijo De Puta camp. Commented on Jered Weaver Making Progress on May 10 2013, 3:11p
	Trade with what? Commented on Jered Weaver Making Progress on May 10 2013, 2:56p - 2 replies
	It seems an odd time pick on Joe Blanton... Commented on Jered Weaver Making Progress on May 10 2013, 2:50p - 2 replies
	At Sea Commented on WeekEnd HaloLinks: Sailin' On Edition on May 10 2013, 12:40p - 2 replies
	for Ernesto Frieri Voted on May 10 2013, 1:39a
	Well it also seems premature to lay the franchise's whimpering throes at the door of the 2012 offseason buys. Commented on Thursday Halolinks: Angels Get Historically Bad, Pujols Has Gone Crazy on May 9 2013, 1:44p - 4 replies
	I think we wer all there with you, Gorby. Commented on Thursday Halolinks: Angels Get Historically Bad, Pujols Has Gone Crazy on May 9 2013, 12:06p - 2 replies
	I'd like to point out that I don't think that article says what you think it says. Commented on Nowhere To Go But Up? I Disagree! on May 9 2013, 3:46a - 1 reply
	It matters that a player with a .306 OBP is hitting first and getting the most at-bats on the club. Commented on Nowhere To Go But Up? I Disagree! on May 9 2013, 3:37a - 2 replies
	I was just up there a couple weeks ago. Commented on Some Angels Have No-Trade Clauses on May 8 2013, 12:28a - 2 replies
	Though as a verb w/ CJ it's pretty evergreen. Commented on Angels Lose in Houston 7-6, Drop to 11 and 21 on May 8 2013, 12:25a - 1 reply
	Still not yet. Commented on Angels Lose in Houston 7-6, Drop to 11 and 21 on May 8 2013, 12:05a - 2 replies
	The Angels need to win the next two games... Commented on Angels Lose in Houston 7-6, Drop to 11 and 21 on May 7 2013, 11:56p
	That gaseous gulp is his signature. Commented on Angels Lose in Houston 7-6, Drop to 11 and 21 on May 7 2013, 11:51p - 1 reply
	Pretty close. Commented on Angels Lose in Houston 7-6, Drop to 11 and 21 on May 7 2013, 11:28p
	Sobering fact: Commented on Angels Lose in Houston 7-6, Drop to 11 and 21 on May 7 2013, 11:20p - 2 replies
	...and claim, despite grating disappointment for four years, that "many fans" think we're in "heaven". Commented on Plaschke Mentions Halos Heaven on May 6 2013, 1:50p - 1 reply
	Are you in Portland OR or Portland ME? Commented on Some Angels Have No-Trade Clauses on May 6 2013, 1:44p - 1 reply
	There's miles of daylight between thinking Pujols is a nice player to have... Commented on Angels Lose Twentieth Game in 31 Chances on May 5 2013, 11:21p
	You can search within value ranges, like dates. Commented on Angels Lose Twentieth Game in 31 Chances on May 5 2013, 11:13p
	There's a parametric search option on the site. Commented on Angels Lose Twentieth Game in 31 Chances on May 5 2013, 11:09p - 1 reply
	Just reviewed all the history going back to my joining the site. Commented on Angels Lose Twentieth Game in 31 Chances on May 5 2013, 10:56p - 2 replies
	Let's see the evidence for that one. Commented on Angels Lose Twentieth Game in 31 Chances on May 5 2013, 10:03p - 1 reply
	I don't know. 2012? Commented on Angels Lose Twentieth Game in 31 Chances on May 5 2013, 9:55p - 3 replies
	It's change that is the enemy. Commented on Angels Lose Twentieth Game in 31 Chances on May 5 2013, 9:33p - 1 reply
	And in the meantime, don't forget to pin it all on the GM who's had two offseasons to "build this team." Commented on Angels Lose Twentieth Game in 31 Chances on May 5 2013, 9:23p - 2 replies
	One year it's the offense. One year it's the bullpen. One year it's the rotation. Commented on Angels Lose Twentieth Game in 31 Chances on May 5 2013, 9:12p - 2 replies
	If only the fan base were more grateful, we'd doubtlessly see more success. Commented on Angels Lose Twentieth Game in 31 Chances on May 5 2013, 9:01p - 2 replies
	Two on in the eighth, no outs and JB Shuck has a three ball, no strike count. Commented on Halos Still Managing To Lose. on May 5 2013, 3:13a - 2 replies
	Still would have been a tie game with a thin bullpen. Commented on O's @ LAA Fox National gamethread on May 4 2013, 8:24p
	And O'Day had lost all control. Commented on O's @ LAA Fox National gamethread on May 4 2013, 7:44p - 1 reply
	That eighth inning Shuck bunt Scioscia called for really haunting us now. Commented on O's @ LAA Fox National gamethread on May 4 2013, 7:40p - 1 reply
	for Tyler Skaggs Voted on May 4 2013, 1:54p
	The FO quotes were pretty consistent with the general media. Commented on WeekEnd HaloLinks: Smile Like You Mean It Edition on May 3 2013, 4:52p - 1 reply
	Can you post a link to that thread? Commented on WeekEnd HaloLinks: Smile Like You Mean It Edition on May 3 2013, 4:48p - 1 reply
	This is very true. Commented on WeekEnd HaloLinks: Smile Like You Mean It Edition on May 3 2013, 4:36p - 1 reply
	The Offense Recommended on May 3 2013, 4:16p
	Yeah, this year's team defense kind of blows. Commented on WeekEnd HaloLinks: Smile Like You Mean It Edition on May 3 2013, 4:10p - 1 reply

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