Matthew_sweet

Tyler Durrden

  • joined Aug 30, 2008
  • last login Aug 29, 2014
  • posts 44
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no longer 34 years old, but still a fan for life!

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  • NBA Portland Trail Blazers
Recent Activity
don't run your face into the ground!
Commented on GUITARJUNK 8/20 on Aug 29 2014, 12:35a - 1 reply
awwww, you just need to find a nice snork to bork
Commented on GUITARJUNK 8/20 on Aug 29 2014, 12:08a - 1 reply
maybe you just haven't met the right stork?
Commented on GUITARJUNK 8/20 on Aug 28 2014, 10:44p - 1 reply
is this where babies come from?
Commented on GUITARJUNK 8/20 on Aug 28 2014, 10:20p - 1 reply
yep, I'd have to agree
Commented on GUITARJUNK 8/20 on Aug 28 2014, 8:33p
Jokes on you! It was an email!
Commented on GUITARJUNK 8/20 on Aug 28 2014, 7:16p - 1 reply
fake?...
Commented on GUITARJUNK 8/20 on Aug 28 2014, 6:16p - 1 reply
So this is how you guys talk about me when I'm not around?...
Commented on GUITARJUNK 8/20 on Aug 28 2014, 5:53p - 3 replies
I don't even no wut thoz werds r
Commented on Could the Portland Trail Blazers Break the Franchise Win Record? on Aug 28 2014, 5:34p
I think a good approach is to point out some areas of concern both skill and salary wise
Commented on Could the Portland Trail Blazers Break the Franchise Win Record? on Aug 28 2014, 3:22p
I'm starting to loose hope in are ability to communicate affectively
Commented on Could the Portland Trail Blazers Break the Franchise Win Record? on Aug 28 2014, 3:18p - 2 replies
What are we talking about? We talking about vacuums? Vacuums? We're talking about vacuums...
Commented on Could the Portland Trail Blazers Break the Franchise Win Record? on Aug 28 2014, 3:17p
this one might be the best
Commented on GUITARJUNK 8/20 on Aug 27 2014, 9:07p - 2 replies
another, this kid obviously doesn't know how much water weighs
Commented on GUITARJUNK 8/20 on Aug 27 2014, 9:04p - 1 reply
another
Commented on GUITARJUNK 8/20 on Aug 27 2014, 9:03p - 1 reply
ice bucket fail
Commented on GUITARJUNK 8/20 on Aug 27 2014, 9:01p - 2 replies
cool!
Commented on GUITARJUNK 8/20 on Aug 27 2014, 8:43p
I heard Ron Jeremy could make a helluva cheesecake
Commented on GUITARJUNK 8/20 on Aug 27 2014, 8:34p - 1 reply
it'd be better if you redid the tape itself, so it turned with the spindles
Commented on GUITARJUNK 8/20 on Aug 27 2014, 1:12a
neti cat!
Commented on GUITARJUNK 8/20 on Aug 27 2014, 1:08a
Some good points Corvid, and really I'm not seriously considering it. I think for where I'm at right now it would be such a stark divergence I'd have to rewrite my plans for the next ten years or more and I just don't think it's worth it.
Commented on GUITARJUNK 8/20 on Aug 27 2014, 12:58a
Thanks guys, I've been leaning more and more towards going for it after next year, may even have some funding lining up for it. Not the whole amount I estimated I'd need but a really good start.
Commented on GUITARJUNK 8/20 on Aug 27 2014, 12:38a
I'm sure they do, I'd need it. Tuition there is 50K per year...
Commented on GUITARJUNK 8/20 on Aug 26 2014, 10:48p - 1 reply
#humblebrag
Commented on GUITARJUNK 8/20 on Aug 26 2014, 9:10p
Got an email today from the University of Pennsylvania encouraging me to apply, I don't know if this is a common thing but it seemed like a nice compliment to get an email from an Ivy League school
Commented on GUITARJUNK 8/20 on Aug 26 2014, 8:57p - 4 replies
I think the o had an umlaut originally
Commented on GUITARJUNK 8/20 on Aug 26 2014, 3:26p
That is correct! I tell people "Song-Sen" because if it's spoken quickly it sounds identical
Commented on GUITARJUNK 8/20 on Aug 26 2014, 10:15a - 1 reply
I forgot all about people reading the "n" as an "r"!
Commented on GUITARJUNK 8/20 on Aug 26 2014, 10:13a
DeMar Derozan
Commented on Damian Lillard Announced as the Cover Athlete for EA Sports NBA Live 2015 on Aug 26 2014, 1:10a
after a lifetime spent correcting mispronunciations of my name, including among my friends I really don't want to put my name on these in any way
Commented on GUITARJUNK 8/20 on Aug 26 2014, 12:27a - 6 replies
I'm taking some of Miled's advice and trying not to be lazy, so I'll be starting on some more guitars soon. Went out and got some hardware today so I can start doing my layout.
Commented on GUITARJUNK 8/20 on Aug 25 2014, 10:38p - 1 reply
I was so stoked when I opened this up and found a .45 cal semi in the box!
Commented on Damian Lillard Announced as the Cover Athlete for EA Sports NBA Live 2015 on Aug 25 2014, 10:30p - 1 reply
I'm hoping it comes out for the Polystation
Commented on Damian Lillard Announced as the Cover Athlete for EA Sports NBA Live 2015 on Aug 25 2014, 10:29p - 1 reply
yep, otherwise they send you to public school and turn you into an addin' machine
Commented on GUITARJUNK 8/20 on Aug 25 2014, 10:10p
if she's passed her hobo placement tests, yer darn tootin!
Commented on GUITARJUNK 8/20 on Aug 25 2014, 9:28p - 1 reply
can o sardines, can o beans, eatin' stick, fishbone comb and a can of shoe polish so she can make a quick buck in town shinin' the constabulary's shoes
Commented on GUITARJUNK 8/20 on Aug 25 2014, 9:23p - 2 replies
or Eleanor "Tarlick" Carlich
Commented on GUITARJUNK 8/20 on Aug 25 2014, 9:18p - 2 replies
I didn't think they were that funny
Commented on GUITARJUNK 8/20 on Aug 25 2014, 9:15p
I thought that's where you spent that dollar
Commented on GUITARJUNK 8/20 on Aug 25 2014, 9:15p - 1 reply
I'm glad Norsk is wrong, I wasn't gonna say anything but I was starting to suspect he was actually a computer program
Commented on GUITARJUNK 8/20 on Aug 25 2014, 9:14p - 1 reply
Don't mention costco when Miled's around....
Commented on GUITARJUNK 8/20 on Aug 25 2014, 9:13p - 2 replies
Eleanor "Amblin' Left-foot" Carlich
Commented on GUITARJUNK 8/20 on Aug 25 2014, 9:12p - 1 reply
yeah, but that wasn't Julie Kavner
Commented on GUITARJUNK 8/20 on Aug 25 2014, 9:06p - 1 reply
John Hodgman has a great list of 19th century hobo names, I'd consult that
Commented on GUITARJUNK 8/20 on Aug 25 2014, 9:05p - 1 reply
she should be prepared to pull her weight upon exiting the womb
Commented on GUITARJUNK 8/20 on Aug 25 2014, 9:04p - 1 reply
Julie Kavner died?
Commented on GUITARJUNK 8/20 on Aug 25 2014, 9:03p - 1 reply
we had a dog named Clementine, she died
Commented on GUITARJUNK 8/20 on Aug 25 2014, 9:03p - 1 reply
Bosephus is better
Commented on GUITARJUNK 8/20 on Aug 25 2014, 9:02p - 1 reply
Walter "Aloysius" Carlich
Commented on GUITARJUNK 8/20 on Aug 25 2014, 9:02p - 1 reply
why not something instructional?
Commented on GUITARJUNK 8/20 on Aug 25 2014, 9:00p - 1 reply
I'm sorry I besmirched your grandma and sister's name by suggesting it as a middle name for a child you already seem to consider an abomination
Commented on GUITARJUNK 8/20 on Aug 25 2014, 8:12p - 1 reply
it's got Bareknuckle Warpigs actually, and this guitar is with it's owner now so I don't think he's uploaded anything yet
Commented on GUITARJUNK 8/20 on Aug 25 2014, 8:10p
you missed my dumb joke!
Commented on GUITARJUNK 8/20 on Aug 25 2014, 8:08p - 1 reply
why not Eleanor Helen
Commented on GUITARJUNK 8/20 on Aug 25 2014, 7:41p - 1 reply
literally just watched the first one, then realized we have to subscribe to cinemax to watch the rest. Kind of bummed cause it's an interesting genre. It came up in the on demand cue for HBO so I thought maybe we had access
Commented on GUITARJUNK 8/20 on Aug 25 2014, 6:23p - 2 replies
DMY?
Commented on GUITARJUNK 8/20 on Aug 25 2014, 6:21p
I don't think that's ever happened!
Commented on GUITARJUNK 8/20 on Aug 25 2014, 6:18p
Nice GIF
Commented on GUITARJUNK 8/20 on Aug 25 2014, 10:26a - 1 reply
That's his brother, David
Commented on GUITARJUNK 8/20 on Aug 25 2014, 10:23a - 1 reply
Remo Williams,
Commented on GUITARJUNK 8/20 on Aug 24 2014, 10:39p - 3 replies
yeah, I'm always doing double time between the TV and computer, unless I'm using my computer for school
Commented on GUITARJUNK 8/20 on Aug 24 2014, 7:34p
I so wish I could cut the TV habit, read more and listen to more music. I just need the downtime for my brain sometimes though, and TV fills that hole well
Commented on GUITARJUNK 8/20 on Aug 24 2014, 7:29p - 1 reply
I can't watch that show, or "How I Met Your Mother". The canned laughter of the latter, along with the deliberate pauses to allow for it is a huge turnoff for me.
Commented on GUITARJUNK 8/20 on Aug 24 2014, 7:24p - 1 reply
you've never watched "Friends"?
Commented on GUITARJUNK 8/20 on Aug 24 2014, 7:04p - 1 reply
glad you're okay
Commented on GUITARJUNK 8/20 on Aug 24 2014, 6:59p - 1 reply
lol
Commented on GUITARJUNK 8/20 on Aug 24 2014, 6:57p
sorry about your Tortuga man
Commented on GUITARJUNK 8/20 on Aug 24 2014, 6:56p
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