Matthew_sweet

Tyler Durrden

  • joined Aug 30, 2008
  • last login Aug 31, 2014
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Conjunctivitis is the gift that keeps giving!
Commented on Physical pain in the JD-8-30-2014 on Sep 1 2014, 2:45a
have you lost weight?
Commented on Physical pain in the JD-8-30-2014 on Sep 1 2014, 1:05a - 1 reply
nobody's ever been as messed up as meeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!
Commented on Physical pain in the JD-8-30-2014 on Sep 1 2014, 12:36a
yep, I do that with two small steel bowls inverted like a clamshell
Commented on Physical pain in the JD-8-30-2014 on Sep 1 2014, 12:34a
THE Marylin Simmons????
Commented on Physical pain in the JD-8-30-2014 on Aug 31 2014, 8:16p
The Dodo's been gone for years. Time to focus on an endangered thing that's alive right now...
Commented on Physical pain in the JD-8-30-2014 on Aug 31 2014, 7:21p - 1 reply
yep, he's doing pretty good for an animal without bipedal pelvis anatomy
Commented on Physical pain in the JD-8-30-2014 on Aug 31 2014, 5:28p
mine too!
Commented on Physical pain in the JD-8-30-2014 on Aug 31 2014, 5:27p - 1 reply
No Subject
Commented on Physical pain in the JD-8-30-2014 on Aug 31 2014, 5:27p - 1 reply
that looked more real for some reason
Commented on Physical pain in the JD-8-30-2014 on Aug 31 2014, 2:54p
Is it Y5K's too?
Commented on Physical pain in the JD-8-30-2014 on Aug 31 2014, 1:59p - 1 reply
It's Mort's today!
Commented on Physical pain in the JD-8-30-2014 on Aug 31 2014, 1:53p - 1 reply
when are Mort and Y5K's birthday?
Commented on Physical pain in the JD-8-30-2014 on Aug 31 2014, 1:52p - 1 reply
Just ate breakfast at a place where I was sitting looking straight at a dead ringer for Ginny Weasley
Commented on Physical pain in the JD-8-30-2014 on Aug 31 2014, 1:42p - 2 replies
my dog would definitely be into this
Commented on Physical pain in the JD-8-30-2014 on Aug 31 2014, 1:40p
I like his little wiggle hips!
Commented on Physical pain in the JD-8-30-2014 on Aug 31 2014, 1:39p - 1 reply
that is so cool though
Commented on Physical pain in the JD-8-30-2014 on Aug 31 2014, 1:39p - 1 reply
I think it's more intriguing happening in a place you shouldn't expect it too
Commented on Physical pain in the JD-8-30-2014 on Aug 31 2014, 1:38p - 1 reply
you're right, it would just go right through it, in it's arc I mean
Commented on Physical pain in the JD-8-30-2014 on Aug 31 2014, 1:35p - 1 reply
Midsomer Murders is the English equivalent of Murder She Wrote
Commented on Physical pain in the JD-8-30-2014 on Aug 31 2014, 11:13a - 1 reply
I'm not that scared of Ebola actually, well not now at least
Commented on Physical pain in the JD-8-30-2014 on Aug 31 2014, 2:03a - 2 replies
Happy Birthday Miled!!!
Commented on Physical pain in the JD-8-30-2014 on Aug 31 2014, 1:55a
oh yeah, didn't Freddie Mercury hate that song?
Commented on Physical pain in the JD-8-30-2014 on Aug 30 2014, 11:41p - 1 reply
I actually saw Beck at Edgefield a week and a half ago and they did that Rod Stewart song
Commented on Physical pain in the JD-8-30-2014 on Aug 30 2014, 11:34p - 1 reply
I'll say!
Commented on Physical pain in the JD-8-30-2014 on Aug 30 2014, 11:32p
nice! I knew you'd post that KISS song
Commented on Physical pain in the JD-8-30-2014 on Aug 30 2014, 11:22p - 1 reply
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Commented on Physical pain in the JD-8-30-2014 on Aug 30 2014, 11:16p
huh, I woulda pegged you for a guy intimately familiar with the habits of goats
Commented on Physical pain in the JD-8-30-2014 on Aug 30 2014, 11:11p
one minute is was the strongest wall I'd ever known, the next it was scratching my throat as I breathed stone fire
Commented on Physical pain in the JD-8-30-2014 on Aug 30 2014, 11:09p - 1 reply
this is known goat behavior
Commented on Physical pain in the JD-8-30-2014 on Aug 30 2014, 11:08p - 1 reply
I guess I would have thought if they were swinging a wrecking ball they'd have the street and sidewalks blocked off
Commented on Physical pain in the JD-8-30-2014 on Aug 30 2014, 11:06p - 2 replies
this has to be fake, there are regular businessmen walking through the area they're swinging that ball
Commented on Physical pain in the JD-8-30-2014 on Aug 30 2014, 8:28p - 2 replies
quick! somebody stop that dog!
Commented on Physical pain in the JD-8-30-2014 on Aug 30 2014, 1:58p
yep, I've had my back go out a couple of times to the point where I can't stand or walk
Commented on Physical pain in the JD-8-30-2014 on Aug 30 2014, 1:55p
possible HIV vaccine in the works
Commented on Physical pain in the JD-8-30-2014 on Aug 30 2014, 1:53p - 1 reply
The Kinks had a song called "Lola" which I'm proud to post before 92 as this is normally his territory
Commented on Physical pain in the JD-8-30-2014 on Aug 30 2014, 1:27p - 3 replies
for Mort
Commented on GUITARJUNK 8/20 on Aug 30 2014, 3:05a - 1 reply
yep I listened to an NPR story awhile back that said even though Sandler's movies had seen a pretty sharp dropoff from his heyday
Commented on GUITARJUNK 8/20 on Aug 30 2014, 2:24a - 1 reply
Prolly why Tea Leoni finally filed for divorce
Commented on GUITARJUNK 8/20 on Aug 30 2014, 1:58a - 1 reply
I dind't know there was one!
Commented on GUITARJUNK 8/20 on Aug 30 2014, 1:56a - 2 replies
Bacon adheres to the comedic rule that a joke told over and over and over only gets funnier!
Commented on GUITARJUNK 8/20 on Aug 30 2014, 1:55a - 2 replies
pretty wiener heavy though
Commented on GUITARJUNK 8/20 on Aug 30 2014, 1:53a - 1 reply
yep
Commented on GUITARJUNK 8/20 on Aug 30 2014, 1:52a - 1 reply
I'm guessing more than half were Bacon's
Commented on GUITARJUNK 8/20 on Aug 30 2014, 1:47a - 2 replies
oh man I watched that for the first time on acid, it was great and not great!
Commented on GUITARJUNK 8/20 on Aug 30 2014, 1:46a - 1 reply
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