Matthew_sweet

Tyler Durrden

  • joined Aug 30, 2008
  • last login Jul 11, 2014
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no longer 34 years old, but still a fan for life!

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JD 5/21

THIS IS THE START OF THE WORST JUNK EVER, THANKS HOOBIE THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT. via i1.sndcdn.com FRED SANFORD WOULDN'T GO ANYWHERE NEAR THIS JUNK IT'S SO BAD via e...

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JD of NEW YEAR 1/3/14

MIMA MOUNDS (pronounced My-muh) are unique geologic formations found in arid locales in Eastern Texas and Louisiana on up into MIssouri, in central eastern US, as well as being found in Eastern...

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Polybius Junk 8/04/13

I recently was introduced to a story about a series of events that took place in Portland, Oregon in the early 80's. It was a fascinating story about something that was all the rage back then,...

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April Fools Junk

What with our nice weather this week, and a new house to tend to with a yard and peace and quiet and whatnot, I've started feeling a little bit nostalgic to the last time I had such things in my...

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2/22 JD

Ugh, new JD. Old JD is old. I tried getting Mort to do it but he's busy doodling. I tried to get idol to do it but he's busy being not it. I tried getting 92 to do it but he had his REO Speedwagon...

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What sponsor would you like to see get naming rights for the Rose Garden

I thought I'd take a moment away from the struggling, hapless team we all love so much and talk about another unknown aspect of this teams near future, the naming of the last un-sponsored, NBA...

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JD 1/6/13 Guitar Hero Edition

Well it's been awhile since I've done this and I hope I get it right. We all need a little space to do our thing, and while I'd like to be all deep and tell the whole story, y'all might just have...

Good news for Seattle?

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Looks like a step in the right direction to bring a rival team to our friends up north. OR EVIDENCE THAT PAUL ALLEN IS MOVING THE BLAZERS...

A little perspective on Greg

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Thought this article might jog a few memories about the thought that went into picking Greg. A lot of people are looking at the pick now with the clarity of hindsight, which unfortunately is never available until things are in the past...

Palmer: LaMarcus Aldridge Tops List Of Potential First-Time All-Stars

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Chris Palmer of ESPN.com (Insider) lists Portland Trail Blazers forward LaMarcus Aldridge in the first spot of his list of eight potential first-time NBA All-Stars. ---------------------- Save for Blake Griffin, no power forward in the game is improving as rapidly as Aldridge. And when considering post moves and 18-foot jump shots, Aldridge is well ahead of Griffin. In fact, the only reason he didn't make the All-Star team last season was due to the glut of talented power forwards in the conference. (The league's leading rebounder, Kevin Love, was named last season as a replacement for Yao Ming.) His turnaround jumper and jump hook are among the best in the game and his length causes a great deal of difficulty for contemporaries Griffin and Love. Winning the head-to-head battle against those two would greatly improve his chances. Who he'd replace: Dirk Nowitzki Why he wouldn't make it: For the same reason he was the odd man out last year: There are simply more quality power forwards out West than there are available All-Star roster spots. ---------------------- ed: text added, bumped to front page
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NEW JUNK 11/18-19/2010

So, I think SO's junk got a little loaded and now is underperforming. This is a new junk, same as the old one.

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Blazers Slogans?

 I think I heard today that the Blazers new slogan is "Rise With Us Again." Is this right? If so I think it's getting a little stale, and just like Canzano did on the radio today, I think we can do...

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Jeff Pendergraph appreciation thread

Jeff, you were only here for one year but in that time, you gave us your all. Nobody would have expected you to even touch the floor, but as the bigs fell last year, you stepped right up. We will...

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Junk Drawer 10/23/10 three days to go...

Well, the last junk just about cut itself with the depression born of the latest Trailblazers news. The signing of Fabricio Oberto. I don't expect him to have a huge impact, but I don't think...

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JD 9/18 Not to rain on your parade...

Here's a spot to put your junk. What should it be about? The obvious thing would be college football, yawn. But seeing I'm not a crazy football fan and the Ducks game is lopsided as all get out,...

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JD7/10 Die Yankee Scum

No junk yet, here you go. I am going to the Mariner's game tonight, and this will be the first Major League Baseball game I have ever been to. I'm not a huge baseball fan, but back in the day my...

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Father's day Junk 6/20/2010

No new junk yet this weekend? It's a holiday so maybe people are off doing family stuff for Dad. We had my better half's parents over for Indian curry lastnight, and are having my dad over for...

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JD Saturday, May 8th 2010

Since nobody's done it yet, I guess I will ( I'm looking at you CroRupt). Put your junk here. I'm not going to be as creative as DTL yesterday, I did have a robot cat story all cocked and loaded...

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Blazers Appreciation Thread

I can't be upset at all with this season. Honestly, I'm not even upset about losing this one, or this series.  Our guys worked their butts off through the most adversity that any of us have ever...

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JD Saturday April 17th, one day and counting

Wow, after 10 am on Saturday morning and there is no junk? Why the no junk everyone? Don't tell me you're all burned out the day before the playoff's start? I thought we should go over a few...

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My take on the haps and why I'm sick of all the Paul Allen hate

    I am so sick of everyone piling on Paul Allen over the events of the last two weeks. It seems like half the people only would have been happy if he presented KP with a blank check yesterday,...

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V's

        So somehow last night we pulled it off. Both of the last two games were terrible to watch, the refs let everyone be a little too physical, and in doing so, the true characters of some of...

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THANKSGIVING JUNK 11/26/09

         So I am so excited for thanksgiving. It is the biggest meal I will cook in the winter (I got the BBQ going all summer long), and so I thought it'd be appropriate to share my recipe for the...

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junkdrawer in case of SO armageddon

      So is it just me or is any game with the Warriors, pretty much the ugliest game of the year? For some reason we just cannot get over on them, and it drives me crazy to watch. Dirty, ugly...

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Southern Oregon lifeline junk 11/10/09

Just thought I'd make another drawer for all of the people running windows 3.0 on a 486sx. So put down your floppy's and get to junking, (Yes I'm looking at you S.O.), you're welcome. The Blazer's...

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BIG DAY IN BLAZERSVILLE(edit)

             So here we are, the end of the preseason is upon us. One week to go. We've barely managed to make it through the desert of the offseason without losing our collective minds. We've had...

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9/26 junk drawer re: your face

So I have noticed a trend lately, one that promises to take away all that is good and fun from our clever little junk drawers, and replace them with pedestrian mediocrity and a complete and total...

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junk drawer 9/7 I got funk in the junk

            Labor day? The irony of the term is so compelling. If nobody's working why do they give it a name synonymous with work? We may never know the answer to this perplexing, and esoteric...

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