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UZ

  • joined Sep 25, 2009
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Name's Chris White, you can call me UZ. That's pronounced "ooze", not uhz, uzi or you-zee. Old high school nickname, don't ask.

I was born in Colorado to parents from the boonies of Upstate NY. So I had the Bills, Sabres and Syracuse on my mind before the Rockies, Rapids and Avalanche moved to Denver. That has left me cheering for colorful selection of sports teams, all of which are terrible. I run Burgundy Wave because there was nobody else on the internet willing to start an oft-updating Rapids blog in mid-2010.

Currently, I live in St. Petersburg, Florida, where I've been pretending to be a Tampa Bay Rowdies fan.

A Fan Of...

  • MLB Colorado Rockies
  • NBA Denver Nuggets
  • NFL Buffalo Bills
  • NCAAF Syracuse Orange
  • NCAAB Syracuse Orange
  • NHL Colorado Avalanche
  • NASCAR Denny Hamlin
  • General Buffalo Sabres
  • FIFA United States
  • MLS Colorado Rapids
  • Fantasy Colorado Mammoth
  • Soccer Shimizu S-Pulse
  • EPL Crystal Palace
  • Bundesliga Shakhtar Donetsk
Recent Activity
My facial hair is more like glacial hair
Commented on Beards of Glory: Mid-week Checkup on Apr 19 2014, 2:26p - 1 reply
Fuck that
Commented on Game 1 Recap: Avs Rally in the 3rd and Take Down the Wild in Overtime on Apr 19 2014, 5:35a
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Commented on Game 1 Recap: Avs Rally in the 3rd and Take Down the Wild in Overtime on Apr 18 2014, 3:47p
How Russo sees the world
Commented on Game 1 Recap: Avs Rally in the 3rd and Take Down the Wild in Overtime on Apr 18 2014, 3:36p
I've been trolling Wild fans with this for hours
Commented on Game 1 Recap: Avs Rally in the 3rd and Take Down the Wild in Overtime on Apr 18 2014, 3:19p - 1 reply
Dillon Serna, Shane O'Neill, Marlon Hairston Make US U-21 Camp
Posted on Apr 18 2014, 1:20p
for Where's the beer
Voted on Apr 18 2014, 11:55a
Colorado Rapids vs. San Jose Earthquakes - Winless Quakes Stumble Into Altitude
Posted on Apr 18 2014, 11:04a
Colorado Rapids vs. San Jose Earthquakes - Quakes Domination Can Stop Now
Posted on Apr 18 2014, 11:00a
The Daily Wave: Tactical Mindset Separates Pablo Mastroeni's First Year From Oscar Pareja's
Posted on Apr 17 2014, 10:00a
Colorado Rapids Thugcast, Episode 56 - Edson Buddle's Show Now!
Posted on Apr 16 2014, 5:55p
Some of us just have a second hockey team they follow full throttle but they were shit too
Commented on Things are gonna change, I can feel it! on Apr 16 2014, 2:37a - 1 reply
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Commented on MLS defender throws a nasty elbow, then dives on Apr 15 2014, 10:59a
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Commented on Beards of Glory: A Starting Point on Apr 14 2014, 6:53p - 1 reply
The Daily Wave: The Two Dillons
Posted on Apr 14 2014, 10:00a
Why The Numbers Say Edson Buddle Should Keep Starting Games
Posted on Apr 13 2014, 12:00p
for Dillon Powers
Voted on Apr 13 2014, 10:44a
Colorado Rapids vs. Toronto FC - Man Of The Match Poll
Posted on Apr 13 2014, 10:00a
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Commented on When will Rockies' Jorge De La Rosa turn it around? on Apr 13 2014, 2:18a
Colorado Rapids 1 Toronto FC 0 - Edson Buddle Feasts On Slop
Posted on Apr 12 2014, 6:25p
3-1-1
Commented on Colorado Rapids vs. Toronto FC - Game Thread on Apr 12 2014, 6:02p - 2 replies
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Commented on Colorado Rapids vs. Toronto FC - Game Thread on Apr 12 2014, 5:52p
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Commented on Colorado Rapids vs. Toronto FC - Game Thread on Apr 12 2014, 5:46p - 1 reply
THE FAT MAN STRIKES
Commented on Colorado Rapids vs. Toronto FC - Game Thread on Apr 12 2014, 5:45p
I'm diggin' the hair
Commented on Colorado Rapids vs. Toronto FC - Game Thread on Apr 12 2014, 5:41p
Sloppy ass two first minutes :\
Commented on Colorado Rapids vs. Toronto FC - Game Thread on Apr 12 2014, 5:14p
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Commented on Colorado Rapids vs. Toronto FC - Game Thread on Apr 12 2014, 5:03p - 1 reply
zzz
Commented on Colorado Rapids vs. Toronto FC - Game Thread on Apr 12 2014, 4:57p
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Commented on Colorado Rapids vs. Toronto FC - Game Thread on Apr 12 2014, 4:45p
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Commented on Colorado Rapids vs. Toronto FC - Game Thread on Apr 12 2014, 4:34p
lol the fans booing
Commented on Colorado Rapids vs. Toronto FC - Game Thread on Apr 12 2014, 4:28p
Yep
Commented on Colorado Rapids vs. Toronto FC - Game Thread on Apr 12 2014, 4:16p - 1 reply
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Commented on Colorado Rapids vs. Toronto FC - Game Thread on Apr 12 2014, 4:14p - 1 reply
Nice
Commented on Colorado Rapids vs. Toronto FC - Game Thread on Apr 12 2014, 4:14p
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Commented on Colorado Rapids vs. Toronto FC - Game Thread on Apr 12 2014, 4:02p - 1 reply
Back to the diamond!
Commented on Colorado Rapids vs. Toronto FC - Game Thread on Apr 12 2014, 3:26p
Colorado Rapids vs. Toronto FC - Game Thread
Posted on Apr 12 2014, 3:24p
Jose Mari's Wonderstrike Wins Goal Of The Week
Posted on Apr 11 2014, 3:59p
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Commented on Aston Villa fans love to hate...Crystal Palace on Apr 11 2014, 6:03a - 1 reply
Martin Rivero's Rights Traded To Chivas USA
Posted on Apr 10 2014, 5:20p
Colorado Rapids vs. Toronto FC: Edson Buddle Scores To Earn First Win At BMO
Posted on Apr 10 2014, 5:02p
Colorado Rapids vs. Toronto FC: Three Questions With Waking The Red
Posted on Apr 10 2014, 4:59p
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Commented on MLS Salaries: Notes On The Colorado Rapids on Apr 10 2014, 3:55p - 1 reply
MLS Salaries: Notes On The Colorado Rapids
Posted on Apr 10 2014, 3:18p
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Commented on Rockies 10, White Sox 4: Colorado wins series vs. Chicago on 6-run 8th inning on Apr 10 2014, 2:56a - 1 reply
Colorado Rapids Thugcast Episode 55 - Jose Mari's Show
Posted on Apr 9 2014, 2:36p
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Commented on The Daily Wave: Shine On, You Diamond on Apr 8 2014, 2:02a
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Commented on The Daily Wave: Shine On, You Diamond on Apr 8 2014, 2:02a
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Commented on The Daily Wave: Shine On, You Diamond on Apr 8 2014, 1:53a - 2 replies
The Daily Wave: Shine On, You Diamond
Posted on Apr 7 2014, 10:00a
Tom Sermanni Fired By US Soccer After USWNT Match In Colorado
Posted on Apr 6 2014, 11:56p
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Commented on Talking Tactics: Diamond in the Rough on Apr 6 2014, 11:27p - 2 replies
Thank the red card
Commented on Colorado Rapids vs. Vancouver Whitecaps - Jose Mari Was Your Man Of The Match on Apr 6 2014, 11:22p - 1 reply
Colorado Rapids vs. Vancouver Whitecaps - Jose Mari Was Your Man Of The Match
Posted on Apr 6 2014, 10:00a
aaaaa
Commented on Colorado Rapids 2 Vancouver Whitecaps 1 - Jose Mari For El Presidente on Apr 5 2014, 9:17p
Colorado Rapids 2 Vancouver Whitecaps 1 - Jose Mari For El Presidente
Posted on Apr 5 2014, 8:57p
YEEAH BOY
Commented on Colorado Rapids vs. Vancouver Whitecaps - Game Thread on Apr 5 2014, 8:32p
Sturgis you fuck
Commented on Colorado Rapids vs. Vancouver Whitecaps - Game Thread on Apr 5 2014, 8:26p - 1 reply
WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN
Commented on Colorado Rapids vs. Vancouver Whitecaps - Game Thread on Apr 5 2014, 8:17p
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Commented on Colorado Rapids vs. Vancouver Whitecaps - Game Thread on Apr 5 2014, 8:14p
TOP LEL
Commented on Colorado Rapids vs. Vancouver Whitecaps - Game Thread on Apr 5 2014, 8:12p
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Commented on Colorado Rapids vs. Vancouver Whitecaps - Game Thread on Apr 5 2014, 8:08p
Apparently only one of our defensive midfielders is allowed to have a good game at a time
Commented on Colorado Rapids vs. Vancouver Whitecaps - Game Thread on Apr 5 2014, 7:45p - 1 reply
I try
Commented on Colorado Rapids vs. Vancouver Whitecaps - Game Thread on Apr 5 2014, 7:45p
Who knows
Commented on Colorado Rapids vs. Vancouver Whitecaps - Game Thread on Apr 5 2014, 7:31p
Not a bad first.
Commented on Colorado Rapids vs. Vancouver Whitecaps - Game Thread on Apr 5 2014, 7:25p - 1 reply
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Commented on Colorado Rapids vs. Vancouver Whitecaps - Game Thread on Apr 5 2014, 7:25p - 1 reply
Kenny Miller is a piece of shit and I love almost nothing more than watching him fail
Commented on Colorado Rapids vs. Vancouver Whitecaps - Game Thread on Apr 5 2014, 7:18p - 1 reply
Wait, that was a goal kick?
Commented on Colorado Rapids vs. Vancouver Whitecaps - Game Thread on Apr 5 2014, 7:15p
olololol
Commented on Colorado Rapids vs. Vancouver Whitecaps - Game Thread on Apr 5 2014, 7:15p
How in the fuck is that a foul on Dillon
Commented on Colorado Rapids vs. Vancouver Whitecaps - Game Thread on Apr 5 2014, 7:10p - 1 reply
Irwin's going to end up killing himself on this turf at some point
Commented on Colorado Rapids vs. Vancouver Whitecaps - Game Thread on Apr 5 2014, 7:08p
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Commented on Colorado Rapids vs. Vancouver Whitecaps - Game Thread on Apr 5 2014, 7:07p
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Commented on Colorado Rapids vs. Vancouver Whitecaps - Game Thread on Apr 5 2014, 7:05p
O
Commented on Colorado Rapids vs. Vancouver Whitecaps - Game Thread on Apr 5 2014, 7:03p
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