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  • joined Sep 25, 2009
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Hi, I'm Chris. I play the accordion and enjoy watching terrible sports teams.

I was born in Colorado to parents from the boonies of Upstate NY. I was mostly an upstate NY sports kid before the Rockies, Rapids and Avalanche came to Denver. That has left me cheering for colorful selection of sports teams, all of which are terrible. I run Burgundy Wave because there was nobody else on the internet willing to start a Rapids blog in mid-2010 and, to be honest, there probably still isn't.

A Fan Of...

  • MLB Colorado Rockies
  • NBA Denver Nuggets
  • NFL Buffalo Bills
  • NCAAF Syracuse Orange
  • NCAAB Syracuse Orange
  • NHL Colorado Avalanche
  • NASCAR Denny Hamlin
  • General Buffalo Sabres
  • FIFA United States
  • MLS Colorado Rapids
  • Fantasy Colorado Mammoth
  • Soccer Shimizu S-Pulse
  • EPL Crystal Palace
  • Bundesliga Shakhtar Donetsk
Recent Activity
Seattle Sounders 1 Colorado Rapids 0 - A perfect 2012 repeat
Posted on Aug 30 2014, 8:47p
Colorado Rapids vs. Seattle Sounders - Game thread
Posted on Aug 30 2014, 3:30p
Colorado Rapids vs. Seattle Sounders - Best in West take on slumpmaster supremes
Posted on Aug 30 2014, 12:57a
Colorado Rapids vs. Seattle Sounders - Three questions with Sounder at Heart
Posted on Aug 29 2014, 2:00p
Before anyone says it, no, it is not time to fire Pablo Mastroeni
Posted on Aug 29 2014, 12:00p
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Commented on A conversation with Colorado Rapids President Tim Hinchey on Aug 29 2014, 9:53a
Rapids F Danny Mwanga to be loaned to NASL's New York Cosmos
Posted on Aug 26 2014, 5:19p
It's time for Grant van de Casteele's trial by fire
Posted on Aug 26 2014, 12:01p
LA Galaxy 4 Colorado Rapids 3 - lolololol
Posted on Aug 21 2014, 5:53a
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Commented on EJ Manuel shows progress in Bills vs. Steelers preseason action on Aug 19 2014, 4:40p
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Commented on Colorado Rapids vs. DC United - Player ratings on Aug 19 2014, 2:27p
Drew Moor out for the season with ACL tear
Posted on Aug 19 2014, 12:49p
for Dillon Serna
Voted on Aug 19 2014, 12:32p
Jose Mari vs. Dillon Serna: Whose golazo was better?
Posted on Aug 19 2014, 12:00p
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Commented on DC United 4 Colorado Rapids 2 - Capitol Punishment on Aug 18 2014, 8:56p - 1 reply
MLS Goal of the Week: If you don't vote for Dillon Serna, you're wrong
Posted on Aug 18 2014, 3:00p
Watch Dillon Serna's goal again and again
Posted on Aug 18 2014, 2:11p
DC United 4 Colorado Rapids 2 - Capitol Punishment
Posted on Aug 17 2014, 10:09p
It is, but that doesn't work for the joke :V
Commented on Colorado Rapids vs. DC United - Game thread on Aug 17 2014, 7:54p
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Commented on Colorado Rapids vs. DC United - Game thread on Aug 17 2014, 7:41p - 1 reply
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Commented on Colorado Rapids vs. DC United - Game thread on Aug 17 2014, 7:34p - 1 reply
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Commented on Colorado Rapids vs. DC United - Game thread on Aug 17 2014, 7:33p - 1 reply
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Commented on Colorado Rapids vs. DC United - Game thread on Aug 17 2014, 7:32p - 1 reply
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Commented on Colorado Rapids vs. DC United - Game thread on Aug 17 2014, 7:29p - 1 reply
Colorado Rapids vs. DC United - Game thread
Posted on Aug 17 2014, 7:16p
Is Charles Eloundou the new Kevin Harbottle?
Posted on Aug 16 2014, 10:00a
Colorado Rapids vs. DC United - Slumping Rapids take on surprising United
Posted on Aug 15 2014, 5:08p
Colorado Rapids vs. DC United - Three questions with Black & Red United
Posted on Aug 15 2014, 5:07p
The Tampa Bay Rowdies just asked the Rapids to do the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge
Posted on Aug 15 2014, 9:31a
The Colorado Rapids can't afford to make this team a lost cause
Posted on Aug 11 2014, 12:00p
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Commented on FC Dallas 3 Colorado Rapids 1 - The most frustrating Rapids match in history on Aug 11 2014, 3:03a - 1 reply
FC Dallas 3 Colorado Rapids 1 - The most frustrating Rapids match in history
Posted on Aug 10 2014, 6:14a
Colorado Rapids vs. FC Dallas - Game thread
Posted on Aug 9 2014, 8:19p
for Yes
Voted on Aug 7 2014, 4:24p
Do you think the Colorado Rapids are an MLS Playoff team?
Posted on Aug 7 2014, 12:00p
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Commented on Balboa and Altitude on Aug 5 2014, 7:32p - 1 reply
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Commented on The Colorado Rapids' problem is largely a lack of good depth on Aug 5 2014, 5:32p - 2 replies
The Colorado Rapids' problem is largely a lack of good depth
Posted on Aug 5 2014, 12:00p
Colorado Rapids vs. Real Salt Lake - Three questions with RSL Soapbox
Posted on Aug 2 2014, 10:00a
Colorado Rapids August Preview - Okay, NOW it's hell month
Posted on Aug 1 2014, 5:00p
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