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UZ

  • joined Sep 25, 2009
  • last login May 23, 2013
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Name's Chris White, you can call me UZ. That's pronounced "ooze", not uhz, uzi or you-zee. Old high school nickname, don't ask.

I write about soccer, mostly. I'm the managing editor of Burgundy Wave, our home for the Colorado Rapids. I also occasionally throw down some words elsewhere on the internets as well.

In addition to being a noted football enthusiast, I also enjoy just about every other sport out there. Except Cricket. I still have absolutely no clue how that is supposed to work.

A Fan Of...

  • mlb Colorado Rockies
  • nba Denver Nuggets
  • nfl Buffalo Bills
  • ncaaf Syracuse Orange
  • ncaab Syracuse Orange
  • nascar Denny Hamlin
  • general Buffalo Sabres
  • nhl Colorado Avalanche
  • general United States
  • general Colorado Rapids
  • general Colorado Mammoth
  • soccer Shimizu S-Pulse
  • general Crystal Palace FC
  • general Indiana Pacers
User Blog

Three Colorado-Based Teams Will Enter 2013 U.S. Open Cup

Colorado will be well represented in the 2013 U.S. Open Cup, with three clubs in the discussion. The lowest tiered of them, the Colorado Rovers, will enter the play-in round on May 7th.

Set Pieces Could Improve Dillon Powers' Rookie Of The Year Push

Colorado has never had an MLS Rookie of the Year. Dillon Powers has already been tabbed as an early favorite for this year, and his burgeoning ability on set pieces might be what pushes him to the top.

Colorado Rapids 1 Real Salt Lake 0 - The Kids Are (Still) All Right

Atiba Harris scored, Clint Irwin saved, and the Rapids got the result of the season so far by taking down RSL on Saturday.

The Daily Wave: 2011 Redux

The injuries this season remind me of the 2011 season, except this time with far more people blaming the coach.

Rapids vs. Timbers - Goat Of The Match

Who was the worst player on the pitch against the Portland Timbers?

Rapids vs. Timbers - Man Of The Match

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Vote for who you think was the Man of the Match against the Portland Timbers.

Colorado Rapids 2 Portland Timbers 2 - Young Guns Can't Hold The Line

A very injured Rapids squad played a decent game but couldn't hold onto a 2-0 lead, dropping points at home in the end to the Portland Timbers.

Scott Palguta Memorial Depth Meter: OMG INJURIES AUGH

Injuries, you say? Let's see what the Scott Palguta Memorial Depth Meter has to say.

Rapids vs. Timbers - Three Questions With Stumptown Footy

Geoff from Stumptown Footy exchanged some questions with me about our teams ahead of the game on Saturday.

Andre Akpan Traded To New York Red Bulls

Andre Akpan has been sent with to the New York Red Bulls for a conditional draft pick.

BREAKING: Every Single Rapids Player Injured In Separate Grain Thresher Incidents

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Every single player on the Colorado Rapids is injured thanks to a bizarre set of circumstances that involved all the players getting tangled with separate grain threshers, all at the same time.

This Just In: Americans Don't Like Soccer, Need Shootouts & Shot Clocks

Mark Knudson of Mile High Sports would like us all to know that Americans don't like soccer, and we never will until they add shootouts and remove that whole 'stoppage time' thing.

Diego Calderon, Pablo Mastroeni Also Out Saturday

More injuries mounting up for the Rapids, how original! Two injuries sustained against LA will keep players out against Portland.

MLS Gives Two-Game Suspension To Drew Moor

Drew Moor's foolish elbow to Marcelo Sarvas' head will result in a two-game suspension.

Martin Rivero Announces His Foot Is Healed

We might be getting our best young attacking midfielder back sooner, rather than later.

FIFA Declares USMNT vs. Costa Rica Result Will Stand

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Very few people expected Costa Rica's protest against the snowy conditions on Friday to go through, and sure enough, the result will stand.

Thanks To Allstate For Partnering With Burgundy Wave Last Week!

Allstate provided us with two free tickets to give away last week, so here's some thanks!

The Daily Wave: The .Gif Of Friday Night

It's late and I'm putting this up late, so here's my favorite .gif from Friday night.

Rapids vs. Galaxy - Goat Of The Match

Vote for who you think was the least valuable player in Colorado's 1-0 loss to LA.

Rapids vs. Galaxy - Man Of The Match (Is Clint Irwin)

We're still doing the vote, but Clint Irwin was probably the man of the match regardless against LA.

LA Galaxy 1 Colorado Rapids 0 - Perfect Storm Of Blargh

Injuries and a red card made an already uninspiring performance even worse for the Rapids, who fell 1-0 to the LA Galaxy.

United States 1 Costa Rica 0 - Three Points In Three Inches

The USA took all three points from Costa Rica in a snowy affair at Dick's Sporting Goods Park on Friday night.

"Good Hands FC" Event Coming To Colorado Via Allstate, Tony Meola

Tony Meola and Allstate will bring "Good Hands FC" to Colorado on Thursday, surprising a local youth team.

Rapids, Galaxy Both Fielding Diminished Teams Saturday

When the Colorado Rapids and LA Galaxy meet for the first time in 2013 on Saturday, both teams will be missing key players.

Allstate Fan Zone At DSGP To Feature Tony Meola

Part of the pregame festivities at DSGP on Friday will include US legend Tony Meola at the Allstate Fan Zone. (Oh yeah, and we've got tickets to give away.)

USMNT Releases Roster For Costa Rica, Mexico Matches

The roster for Friday's game at DSGP has been released, and the defense is frightening.

The Daily Wave: Keep Clint In Net

Clint Irwin put on a show for us against Real Salt Lake, and I saw stuff that makes me think he might have what it takes to keep that job full-time with Matt Pickens out.

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