SB Nation User Blog: Ufanforreal

VERY SAD OUTCOME

Ufanforreal — Mon, 29 Sep 2008 20:25:29 -0000

Its a sad sad world when you have people that think they have to settle something, exspecialy when that something isn't even known, with a gun. The shooting of Jags offensive tackle Richard Collier is a prime example of how cowards are. Colts fans need to express our regreats to the Jag org. and let them know that although are teams play each other in a hard fought game/s and fans say things in the heat of battle we do have feelings for a player who will no longer be able to carry on regardless what team that player plays for. http://sports.espn.go.com/nfl/news/story?id=3616696

FOXBORO, MA—Citing his season-ending injury and diminishing enthusiasm for the game, Patriots q...

Ufanforreal — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 20:26:15 -0000

FOXBORO, MA—Citing his season-ending injury and diminishing enthusiasm for the game, Patriots quarterback Tom Brady announced his retirement yesterday, and said he plans to spend more time with breath-takingly hot women. Brady says he hopes to live as normal a life as possible while traveling the world and having mind-blowing sex with women most men would never dream of even talking to.

"I just feel like I’ve come to the point where my desire to play football has been outweighed by my desire to sleep with gorgeous women," a statement by Brady read. "I’ve had a lot of fun during my time with the Patriots, and I wish all my fans and teammates the best as I move forward."

Brady’s agent says the three-time Super Bowl champ plans to have sex with stunningly attractive women in every country on Earth and hopefully sire enough children to form his own NFL team. When asked what Brady intended to do once he had successfully exchanged bodily fluids with every jaw-dropping woman in the world, Brady’s agent speculated that Tom might start having sex with normally straight men to further solidify his status as an unstoppable force of hunk. Despite the fact that Brady is not fluent in any language other than English, Brady’s agent assured SSNN that "all women speak quarterback."

Many of Brady’s now-former teammates had nothing but praise for the future Hall-of-famer. RB Laurence Maroney told SSNN, "Now that he’s finished with football, it’s good to know he can focus on his hobbies—and having sex with flawless specimens of feminine beauty is just one of the many things Tom excels at. He’s earned a long, hard—ummm, I mean quiet–retirement."

"I wish him the best of luck," said S Rodney Harrison. "He was a fantastic quarterback, but he was an even better lover—uh, not that I would know about that or anything."

Even the normally bland Bill Belichick had nothing but kind things to say about the Pro Bowler. "I mean, I will never forgive him or any of his descendants for quitting before his contract was up, but even I recognize that Tom won’t be young forever—substantially longer than anyone his age, but certainly not forever—and when destiny calls, you’d better go to meet it."

Former teammate and recently DUI’d SS Lawyer Milloy told SSNN, "To me Brady really is a ‘what if’ story. He was always constantly exhausted from nailing babes at all hours of the day. All the physical exertion he put himself through with the ladies makes me wonder just what he would have been had he gone to bed at a normal hour instead of cruising around, picking out the hottest chick in a crowd and dragging her away to ferociously make love to her. It boggles the mind to think what he could have been."

Matt Cassel could not be reached for comment as he was uncontrollably weeping in a corner. Meanwhile, Brady will be housed at Shady Valleys Stud Farm, just outside of Boston. He is currently accepting applicants who wish to mate with him

POLIAN CALLS OUT REF, KIND OF Posted by Mike Florio on September 23, 2008, 4:47 p.m. EDT Though...

Ufanforreal — Tue, 23 Sep 2008 21:56:25 -0000

POLIAN CALLS OUT REF, KIND OF
Posted by Mike Florio on September 23, 2008, 4:47 p.m. EDT
Though despite "shaking in anger" he opted not to address after Sunday’s loss to the Jaguars the interference call that extended the drive that culminated in a game-winning field goal, Colts G.M. Bill Polian alluded to the situation during his Monday radio show the disappointing outcome.

"I can’t think of a worse night I’ve had after a ball game since the loss in Foxboro in ‘o3," Polian said. "Interestingly enough it was the same referee on the game."

The audio is available at the Colts’ official web site.

The only problem with Polian’s assertion is that it wasn’t the same referree. During the 2003 AFC title game in Foxborough, the referee was Walt Coleman. On Sunday, it was James Coleman. (We don’t know whether they are related.)

But even though Polian was factually incorrect, he seems to be implying that the referee had a bias against the Colts, and that’s the kind of thing that could get Polian fined, since the league prohibits at a minimum criticism of the integrity of officiating.

http://www.profootballtalk.com/2008/09/23/polian-calls-out-ref-kind-of/#comments

Way Out Of Line

Ufanforreal — Fri, 12 Sep 2008 22:11:48 -0000

I don't know how many of you that are aware of a man in Pittsburg his name is George Lampman that is making a profit off Brady's injury. Lampman, who has a silk-screen printing company in Pittsburgh, has unveiled t-shirts that laud Kansas City Chiefs safety Bernard Pollard, the man who knocked Brady out for the season, as some kind of hero. For $19.99, you can buy a Bernard Pollard fan club shirt, complete with a No. 12 (Brady's number) circled and crossed out. The shirt says the fan club was established Sept. 7, 2008, which is the day Brady went down. I'm not going to say how I feel about this, well yes I'm I think it's wrong not only because it's the wrong thing to do (how would we like it if this happened to Peyton) but he's encouraging fans to buy them and wear them at the Pats vs Jets game so much so that he is even air frieghting them over night to the fans that want to pay for it. The links on this subject: http://nfl.fanhouse.com/2008/09/10/shirts-celebrate-bernard-pollards-hit-tonya-harding-angry-she/ http://www.sportsline.com/mcc/blogs/entry/6315047/10439003 http://www.believemerch.com/product/bernard-pollard-fan-club-red-tee

ADDAI-NEW AGENT

Ufanforreal — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 23:43:23 -0000

Addai has signed with a new agent CAA to handle his football contract. Addai is signed through 2010. He’s due to earn a base salary of $603,000 in 2008, $713,0000 in 2009, and $1.314 million in 2010. As Adam Schefter of NFLN points out, "Anytime a player hires a new agent it usually sends a signal that a new contract is on the player’s mind." That’s because the new agent doesn’t earn a dime until a new contract is signed.

That's the Sound of the Men

Ufanforreal — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 17:42:47 -0000

That's the Sound of the Men

This will hit home for a few lol

Clark Review c/o NFP

Ufanforreal — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 15:42:01 -0000

Daily Fantasy Profile: Dallas Clark Dallas Clark Indianapolis Ht: 6’3’ Wt: 252 Age: 29 Bye: 4 Why We Like Him: With reliable hands and a cast of star-studded talent garnering most of the defenses’ attention, Clark stepped up big in 2007 and had a career year. He led all NFL tight ends with 11 TDs and is a favorite target of quarterback Peyton Manning when the Colts are in the red zone. Clark plays on one of the most dynamic offenses in the league, so expect him to continue to produce. Why We Don’t Like Him: Clark hasn’t played a full season in his five year career and has the likes of Marvin Harrison, Reggie Wayne, Anthony Gonzalez, and Joseph Addai all fighting him for targets. He’s never had more than 58 receptions in a season, so he has to make the most of what he gets. Fantasy Outlook: Clark is a major part of the Colts’ offense and a favorite of Peyton Manning inside the red zone. While he may not get as many receptions as the other top-flight tight ends, he knows how to make the ones he does get count. As long as Manning is under center in Indianapolis, we like Dallas Clark. Year Team Games Rec Yds Avg TD Rush Yds TD Total TD 2007 IND 15 58 616 10.6 11 2 29 0 11 2006 IND 12 30 367 12.2 4 0 0 0 4 2005 IND 15 37 488 13.2 4 0 0 0 4

The LUKE Review-Yahoo Sports

Ufanforreal — Mon, 25 Aug 2008 16:21:04 -0000

I really don't know why it is when something new is accomplished to try and better the sports world and the economy of a state there are always some that have to make light of it and use derogatory remarks to justify their reason of being and their jobs. Such is one Yahoo Sports writer MJD and the posters that comment IMO: http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/shutdown_corner/post/A-look-around-Lucas-Oil-Stadium?urn=nfl,103230

Pats Fan Base Jittery

Ufanforreal — Sat, 23 Aug 2008 20:36:08 -0000

After last nights lost to the Eagles I have been guilty of doing a little search and observe on some of the Patriots forums and I can say they don't like what they seen so far in preseason. Grant you it is preseason and Brady and some of their other vets haven't played in the games so far but some of their vets have and the fan base doesn't like what they are seeing.They are making comments about their D looks slow and old some are even talking about the SB hangover and how this season may be a long disappointing one. I guess what inspired me to do this snooping was a comment made by one of their fan base, in fact he wrote a article about how Stampede Blue was all preaching doom and gloom over the not confirmed news of the alleged second procedure on Peyton's knee. I suppose what I'm getting at on writing this is, sure we all showed concern and fear on the news that was spread about Peyton but I haven't seen anyone from the Stampede Blue crew make it a point to write a article about Brady's foot and entice humor about it. Bottom line is, watch what you chose to induce humor about, it may very well sneak up and put clown hats on your whole team.

Florio At It Again

Ufanforreal — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 16:38:08 -0000

Florio never misses a chance to get his little stabs in about the Colts every time he can. In a piece he wrote this morning about the crackdown on roster size comments aimed at CBA talks he referred to recent comments by Colts G.M. Bill Polian to Mike Reiss of the Boston Globe (the G.M. is outnumber by Florio a Pats water boy and Reiss their mouth piece)in which he was asked to identify some of the biggest on-field trends and issues in the league,and Florio's comment was, Polian went straight for the forbidden fruit. "The first thing that we need to have some answers on is how the 80-man roster limit affects what we ultimately come out of camp with," Polian said. "It isn't good from our perspective, but we still have [four] weeks to go. It’s not a good test. Concomitant to that is how efficient will we be offensively, in particular, at the start of the season. I don’t just mean us, but all teams." That in itself is just Polian being like he is straight and to the point but then Florio just had to get his little digs in. Reading between the lines, Polian apparently was floating an advance excuse for the possibility that the Colts will stumble out of the gates, in light of the extended absence of quarterback Peyton Manning. Still, Polian’s decision to do so by calling into question the wisdom of capping training camp rosters could draw the ire of the league office. I just don't understand the comment, extended absence of quarterback Peyton Manning, unless I've missed some recent update on Peyton's expected release it is not until around the end of AUG isn't that this month? As I stated earlier about unless I missed a recent update I will contribute this to just some more of Florio statements with no evidence to back it up and his undying quest to degrade the Colts and their steps to the SB.