Uncle Menno

joined Feb 11, 2011
last login May 20, 2013
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Writer, Moderator, and Poet Laureate at Cartilage Free Captain.
General Secretary of the CFC Commentariat Committee

Mid-30s geek from northern Indiana. Classically-trained musician, currently working in arts administration at a small Indiana liberal arts college. Enjoys EPL and international soccer (COYS!), college basketball (go Hoosiers!), home-roasting coffee, Euro-style board games, and playing the banjo. Married, father of two.

A Fan Of...

nfl Pittsburgh Steelers
ncaab Indiana Hoosiers
general USA
general Tottenham Hotspur
general Chicago Fire
general C.D. Saprissa (Liga Costariccense)
ncaaf Notre Dame Fighting Irish

Recent Activity

	I'm really not sure what this means. Commented on Tottenham Hotspur fall apart, let Manchester United take Under-21 title on May 20 2013, 11:36p
	That's okay. This comment is so appropriate in so many threads on here today. Commented on Tottenham to offer Gareth Bale gigantic new contract, per report on May 20 2013, 11:34p - 1 reply
	Okay, I've asked this before, but I'm asking again because I can't find my notes. Commented on Monday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Totetnham Hotspur News And Links May 20, 2013 on May 20 2013, 5:30p - 2 replies
	Seriously. Did you see "The Name of the Doctor"? Commented on Monday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Totetnham Hotspur News And Links May 20, 2013 on May 20 2013, 5:26p
	The cheese stands alone, Cry. Commented on Monday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Totetnham Hotspur News And Links May 20, 2013 on May 20 2013, 4:59p - 2 replies
	Looking forward to Ed getting killed in prison next season. Commented on Monday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Totetnham Hotspur News And Links May 20, 2013 on May 20 2013, 4:51p - 2 replies
	I say Levy holds out for an Infinity release clause. Commented on Tottenham to offer Gareth Bale gigantic new contract, per report on May 20 2013, 4:08p
	Well, fuck a duck. Commented on Tottenham Hotspur vs. Manchester United: Under-21 final preview and thread on May 20 2013, 3:46p
	TOMMY CARROLL NOOOOOOO Commented on Tottenham Hotspur vs. Manchester United: Under-21 final preview and thread on May 20 2013, 3:25p - 1 reply
	BABY BALE IN THE HOUSE Commented on Tottenham Hotspur vs. Manchester United: Under-21 final preview and thread on May 20 2013, 3:22p
	Why is this a home match for United? Commented on Tottenham Hotspur vs. Manchester United: Under-21 final preview and thread on May 20 2013, 3:20p - 1 reply
	Is this the inevitable Manchester United late comeback? Commented on Tottenham Hotspur vs. Manchester United: Under-21 final preview and thread on May 20 2013, 3:19p - 1 reply
	Nope, his idea, though he knows I'm a fan. Commented on Tottenham Hotspur vs. Manchester United: Under-21 final preview and thread on May 20 2013, 3:18p
	These announcers are cracking me up. Commented on Tottenham Hotspur vs. Manchester United: Under-21 final preview and thread on May 20 2013, 3:06p - 1 reply
	YOU'RE LATE, SLEEP. Commented on Tottenham Hotspur vs. Manchester United: Under-21 final preview and thread on May 20 2013, 3:04p - 2 replies
	Tuned in just in time to see the halftime highlights. Commented on Tottenham Hotspur vs. Manchester United: Under-21 final preview and thread on May 20 2013, 3:02p - 1 reply
	False. Miracle Whip is the "Mennonite Mayonnaise." Commented on Cartilage Free Captain Awards: Player of The Season on May 20 2013, 2:49p - 1 reply
	I still really like Smith's doctor. Commented on Monday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Totetnham Hotspur News And Links May 20, 2013 on May 20 2013, 2:20p - 3 replies
	The going accepted theory Commented on Monday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Totetnham Hotspur News And Links May 20, 2013 on May 20 2013, 2:18p - 2 replies
	Butter?! Commented on Cartilage Free Captain Awards: Player of The Season on May 20 2013, 2:11p - 3 replies
	Ha, but let's not use the t-word on here. Commented on Monday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Totetnham Hotspur News And Links May 20, 2013 on May 20 2013, 2:09p - 2 replies
	Lloris as Spider-man? Commented on Monday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Totetnham Hotspur News And Links May 20, 2013 on May 20 2013, 2:08p
	WHERE'S WALLACE, CRY? WHERE'S WALLACE? Commented on Monday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Totetnham Hotspur News And Links May 20, 2013 on May 20 2013, 1:43p - 2 replies
	Timing, bro. Commented on On Arsenal Celebrating 4th Place on May 20 2013, 12:50p
	I've been told I have a face made for radio. Commented on Wheeler Dealer Radio, Episode 70: Putting A Bow On The Season on May 20 2013, 12:49p
	And as an addendum, PLEASE don't go over there and troll. Commented on Monday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Totetnham Hotspur News And Links May 20, 2013 on May 20 2013, 9:57a - 2 replies
	I for one welcome our product-free overlord. Commented on Monday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Totetnham Hotspur News And Links May 20, 2013 on May 20 2013, 9:56a
	Ahh. Good point. Commented on Cartilage Free Captain Awards: Player of The Season on May 20 2013, 9:52a - 1 reply
	For me he's at his best on "Why Worry" and "Ride Across the River" Commented on Monday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Totetnham Hotspur News And Links May 20, 2013 on May 20 2013, 9:49a
	And you got warned for trolling, too. Commented on On Arsenal Celebrating 4th Place on May 20 2013, 9:46a - 2 replies
	If there's such a thing as an offensive CB, then Jan fit that role. Commented on Cartilage Free Captain Awards: Player of The Season on May 20 2013, 9:37a - 1 reply
	It really is. It hearkens back to the days when groups put out ALBUMS and not just collections of songs. Commented on Monday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Totetnham Hotspur News And Links May 20, 2013 on May 20 2013, 9:33a - 1 reply
	Sooo... you're voting for Friedel, right? (Trololololo) Commented on Cartilage Free Captain Awards: Player of The Season on May 20 2013, 9:26a - 1 reply
	for Hugo Lloris Voted on May 20 2013, 9:25a
	SOB-LOL-SOB Commented on Monday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Totetnham Hotspur News And Links May 20, 2013 on May 20 2013, 9:24a - 1 reply
	Thanks! (I think) Commented on Monday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Totetnham Hotspur News And Links May 20, 2013 on May 20 2013, 9:23a - 1 reply
	#moutin-moat-midnight? Commented on Monday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Totetnham Hotspur News And Links May 20, 2013 on May 20 2013, 9:21a
	Isn't that Jack Wilshere? Commented on Monday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Totetnham Hotspur News And Links May 20, 2013 on May 20 2013, 9:11a - 1 reply
	I recced this article for the Dire Straits reference. Commented on Monday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Totetnham Hotspur News And Links May 20, 2013 on May 20 2013, 9:03a - 4 replies
	Is it wrong of me to take a modicum, nay, a quantum of solace in how far the scum have fallen? Recommended on May 20 2013, 9:00a
	Bad Bond movie rec. Commented on Monday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Totetnham Hotspur News And Links May 20, 2013 on May 20 2013, 9:00a
	Monday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Totetnham Hotspur News And Links May 20, 2013 Recommended on May 20 2013, 9:00a
	... Commented on Monday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Totetnham Hotspur News And Links May 20, 2013 on May 20 2013, 8:58a - 1 reply
	I was a radio DJ for 10 years. Commented on Wheeler Dealer Radio, Episode 70: Putting A Bow On The Season on May 20 2013, 8:51a - 4 replies
	This. But guys? Don't do the armchair moderation thing, please. Commented on Tottenham Hotspur vs. Sunderland, Match Report: Penalty Shouts and Fifth Place Tears on May 20 2013, 8:18a - 3 replies
	New England kit? Wat? Commented on Monday Morning Hoddle Of Coffee: Totetnham Hotspur News And Links May 20, 2013 on May 20 2013, 8:01a - 1 reply
	I just wanna say... Recommended on May 19 2013, 11:24p
	You haven't earned it yet. Commented on Tottenham Hotspur vs. Sunderland, Match Report: Penalty Shouts and Fifth Place Tears on May 19 2013, 7:48p
	Thanks, Sabrina. Commented on Tottenham Hotspur vs. Sunderland, Match Report: Penalty Shouts and Fifth Place Tears on May 19 2013, 7:28p - 1 reply
	Well they DID win the Arsene Trophy. Commented on Tottenham Hotspur vs. Sunderland, Match Report: Penalty Shouts and Fifth Place Tears on May 19 2013, 6:53p
	I'm getting trolled by Arsenal fans on Twitter now. Yay! Commented on Tottenham Hotspur vs. Sunderland, Match Report: Penalty Shouts and Fifth Place Tears on May 19 2013, 2:25p - 4 replies
	All right, you've both made your points. Commented on Tottenham Hotspur vs. Sunderland, Match Report: Penalty Shouts and Fifth Place Tears on May 19 2013, 1:45p
	This.... is a little over the line, no? Commented on Tottenham Hotspur vs. Sunderland: Lineups and Live Match Thread on May 19 2013, 1:00p - 1 reply
	Chelsea? Commented on Tottenham Hotspur vs. Sunderland: Lineups and Live Match Thread on May 19 2013, 12:59p - 1 reply
	But goddammit, I hate that St. Totteringham's Day has come again. Commented on Tottenham Hotspur vs. Sunderland: Lineups and Live Match Thread on May 19 2013, 12:55p - 1 reply
	72 points. Commented on Tottenham Hotspur vs. Sunderland: Lineups and Live Match Thread on May 19 2013, 12:54p
	I has all the sads, guys. Commented on Tottenham Hotspur vs. Sunderland: Lineups and Live Match Thread on May 19 2013, 12:53p
	Mike Ashley is batshit. Commented on Last Chance: Stats and Projections for Sunday on May 18 2013, 9:20p - 1 reply
	Yeah, except when you're here. Commented on Benediction: a CFC Community Thread on May 18 2013, 8:57p
	Litany of the Hotspur Recommended on May 18 2013, 7:03p
	That is amazebad and I'd totally wear it. Commented on Last Chance: Stats and Projections for Sunday on May 18 2013, 6:57p - 1 reply
	Holy Hoddle, Father of Spurs Commented on Benediction: a CFC Community Thread on May 18 2013, 3:37p
	I wondered how long it would take before someone mentioned "our balls." Commented on Benediction: a CFC Community Thread on May 18 2013, 1:34p
	May we all recall Commented on Benediction: a CFC Community Thread on May 18 2013, 1:16p
	Benediction: a CFC Community Thread Recommended on May 18 2013, 1:15p
	Guys, this ain't our turf. Be nice, please. Commented on Arsenal and Tottenham: The Final Day, Previewed on May 18 2013, 6:57a - 1 reply
	////makes wanker sign Commented on The Pros and Cons of David Villa on May 18 2013, 6:54a
	Thierry Henry begs to differ. Commented on Friday Morning Hoddle of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News and Links May 17, 2013 on May 17 2013, 5:06p - 2 replies
	Did you say Moyes? Commented on Arsenal and Tottenham: The Final Day, Previewed on May 17 2013, 4:35p - 2 replies
	#sports Commented on Arsenal and Tottenham: The Final Day, Previewed on May 17 2013, 4:18p - 1 reply
	Kevin just hates bros, bro. Commented on The Pros and Cons of David Villa on May 17 2013, 2:52p - 1 reply
	Dude, have you seen his hair lately? Commented on The Pros and Cons of David Villa on May 17 2013, 2:51p
	I'm still trying to figure out your "con" argument. Commented on The Pros and Cons of David Villa on May 17 2013, 2:17p - 2 replies
	#moutmemes Commented on Friday Morning Hoddle of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News and Links May 17, 2013 on May 17 2013, 11:10a
	Moutmemes Recommended on May 17 2013, 11:10a
	I don't read the comments. Commented on Spurs to Make Bid for David Villa? on May 17 2013, 10:24a - 2 replies
	OH GOD I'M SO OLD Commented on Friday Morning Hoddle of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News and Links May 17, 2013 on May 17 2013, 10:11a - 1 reply
	United didn't even make the poll. Commented on Friday Morning Hoddle of Coffee: Tottenham Hotspur News and Links May 17, 2013 on May 17 2013, 10:09a - 4 replies
	We're done. OK? Commented on Spurs to Make Bid for David Villa? on May 17 2013, 10:06a
	...aaaaaaand SCENE! Commented on Spurs to Make Bid for David Villa? on May 17 2013, 10:05a - 2 replies

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