SB Nation User Blog: Unclebillybonz

For those of you who wanted Percy Harvin

Unclebillybonz — Fri, 03 Apr 2009 18:56:24 -0000

with our 1st pick........................You might want to re-think that.

Per a thread on PFT.com Harvin has reportedly tested positive for pot at the NFL combine.

So if true, would you still want him at #22? I think I'd have to pass. Don't want a player already in the leagues substance abuse program before he plays a single down.

I think I like Nicks better anyway as a prospect. Hopefully one of the stud OT's falls and it's a no brainer any way. Check it out, some other interesting names being mentioned for positive tests for pot and steriods.

Thoughts?

TJack Fan or not, this scenario is PERFECT

Unclebillybonz — Thu, 11 Dec 2008 16:34:16 -0000

for the Vikings! Why you ask? Let me tell you.

I think we can all agree the Vikings are a decent QB away from being legit contenders in the NFC. We all know (or at least you should) that Gus is not a viable option going further for the Vikings.

How do get that missing piece? Some say trade for McNabb, others want Zygi to back up the truck for Cassel. I think we might already have our guy. Now, before you tar and feather me, hear me out.

Tarvaris Jackson is a raw talent. He is mobile enough to make plays with his legs. Has the arm to make EVERY throw in the NFL. Trouble is he is very raw.

Now the ideal situation would have been to take the Aaron Rodgers approach and let him sit and watch on the bench for a couple of years. Unfotuantely for Tarvaris, Chilly in his infinite wisdom threw Jackson into the fire much to soon.

However, Jackson spent the entire training camp getting #1 guy reps, started the season (albeit injured) as the guy and underperfomed (to put it mildly). Now Jackson has had the opportunity to sit back and watch and see what he has to do in order for the team to win. And it's not throw for 300 yrds a game, he doesn't have to throw 2 TD's every game. He just needs to (thanks Denny) drive the car!

I think we seen last sunday signs of Tarvaris 'getting' it now. Yes, it was the Lions but it was still a pressure packed situation on the road in a game we were behind and HAD to have.

Jackson will find himself in the exact situation this sunday and thats PERFECT. We have to find out if Tarvaris can possibly be our guy going into the future. We have a fair amount invested in him, yet have no idea what kind of player he can be. Perfect world ,Tarvaris grabs the reins and doesn't let go. Just think how good it would be (regardless of how this season finishes) to go into the offseason and draft time feeling pretty good about our QB situation. If we already have our QB on the roster that opens up the door to really go out again and make a Jared Allen or Benard Berrian type aquisition.

Exciting time right now for us Purple brothers and sisters! Our future will be a lot more defined over the next couple of weeks! Hang on tight!

Oh, and Go Saints!!!

Draft weekend over/under

Unclebillybonz — Mon, 08 Dec 2008 05:48:44 -0000

on how many times Tampering Ted Thompson trades down to aquire more 5th and 6th round picks.

Although I will admit that Aaron Rodgers looks like he will be a decent player in this league the Packers are pretty week all over the roster. Sometimes it doesn't pay to water down your roster with 2nd day draft talent. Of course if their top picks don't start producing better *coughAJHAWKandJUSTINHARELLcough* maybe getting 13 draft picks after round 4 is a a better way to go.

After all the drama Tampering Ted provided us with this off season it's so nice to see the fruits of his labor producing so well for that silly franchise.

My stomach hurts!

Unclebillybonz — Tue, 25 Nov 2008 05:03:12 -0000

from laughing so hard!!!!!!!

Tampering Ted Thompson couldn't shove Lord Favre out the door fast enough to get Rodgers under center! Favre takes over a 4 win team and has them competing for home field throughout the playoffs. Meanwhile, back in the land of kissing cousins, the team that Farve took to the verge of the SuperBowl just fell below .500 in one of the weakest divisions in the entire league with their 65 million dollar QB!

Now I think Rodgers actually is a pretty decent QB but seeing that stupid look on Tampering Ted's face while his team is getting destroyed on MNF was just awesome for me! All I heard from the packer fans this summer and fall was how they had the best QB in the division and that was good enough for them to go at least 11-5 because the drop off wouldn't be that big. They have a stud running game, and their defense is top 5 in the league!!!???? *omg my stomach is cramping now!!!!*

At least AJ Hawk is living up to all of his hype!

*bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Just when I thought I couldn't dislike Packer Nation

Unclebillybonz — Wed, 12 Nov 2008 21:10:05 -0000

anymore then I already did!

I mean how can these people whine and bitch and moan so much after losing a game they had no buisness even being in in the first place! This game was the absolute perfect example of the final score not being representative of how the game really was!

After years and years of getting every bull schit call or non call go their way when Lord Favre was chucking and ducking how these people can whine about this game is beyond me!

NEWSFLASH Cheeseheads!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You no longer have the biggest over hyped media darling to ever play the game on your squad anymore! Thus, you no longer qualify for having the refs to bail you out of games you don't deserve to win! Your squad actually has to play 4 qtrs of football and make some plays in crunch time now.

Welcome to our world, feel free to dry your tears at anytime now.

Daily Norseman FFB league Standings

Unclebillybonz — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 17:58:49 -0000

In case you were wondering!!! :) Carter Division
Team	Owner	W	L	T	GB	PF	PA	Div	Post	Strk	Previous	Next	Rank
*-whodat	speedlod	3	2		-	383.6	387.95	2-1		L1	L @The ...	dvik...	6
*-Space Monkey Mafia	TheGonz	3	2		-	456.4	425.65	2-1		W1	W @Dani...	Pmak...	3
Packers Suck	chadly0102	2	3		1	453.75	449.5	2-1		L2	L Pmak...	UBB'...	8
Garnet & Gold	FSUViking	1	4		2	350.9	428.1	0-3		L1	L dvik...	Rabb...	11


Page Division
Team	Owner	W	L	T	GB	PF	PA	Div	Post	Strk	Previous	Next	Rank
*-UBB's Bombers	Unclebillybonz	5	0		-	454.7	318.35	3-0		W5	W @Angr...	@Pack...	1
*-The Hamburglars	cruton647	3	2		2	444.75	430	1-2		W3	W whodat	Angr...	5
Rabble Rousers	RobertRence	2	3		3	398.95	429.85	1-2		W1	W @Gonz...	@Garn...	9
Dani's Purple Team	VikingEric64	1	4		4	348.7	431.95	1-2		L3	L Spac...	Gonz...	12


Tarkenton Division
Team	Owner	W	L	T	GB	PF	PA	Div	Post	Strk	Previous	Next	Rank
*-Pmak Attack	Pmak	3	2		-	498.75	434.7	2-1		W1	W @Pack...	@Spac...	2
*-Angry Drangons	AngryDragon2	3	2		-	383.15	363.65	2-1		L1	L UBB'...	@The ...	7
dvikings1	dinopurple10	3	2		-	449.15	439.8	1-2		W2	W @Garn...	@whodat	4
Gonzo's Friend's Team	Gonzo2	1	4		2	422.65	505.95	1-2		L2	L Rabb...	@Dani...	10

Real fans DO NOT apologize

Unclebillybonz — Tue, 07 Oct 2008 15:35:42 -0000

when their team wins!

I've seen lots of Viking fans all over the net and heard them on the radio actually apologizing for the Vikings winning last night!??

How pathetic can you get?

Please go cheer for the Lions if you are sorry when your team wins a game, that way you won't be sorry very often. Please quit buying tickets because you ruin the experience for fans like me who love to see our team win any way we can. If you are a season ticket holder sell them to some real fans who understand there are no style points in the NFL and a win is a win!

There is no room on the Longboat for you!

Happy Birthday Gonzo!!!!!!

Unclebillybonz — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 17:50:40 -0000

Since I can't at the 'other' place I'll wish you a Happy B-day here my purple brother!

Have a good one day and I hope you have many more.

For your special day, I hope you receive everything you are wanting including a Daily Norseman FFB league victory this week.

A sound thrashing of the Tennessee Titans as well!

Hopefully Mrs. Gonzo does something special for you on your special day!

Skol Vikings!

Want to give a shout out to Robert Mathis!!!

Unclebillybonz — Mon, 15 Sep 2008 19:14:27 -0000

Kiss my hairy butt you dirty SOB!!!!!!!

I couldn;t have been the only one who was screaming at that d*ck when he dives into the back of AD's knees 15 yrds down field!!

It's one thing for a little chicken sh*t DB to dive into a guys knees (see Al Harris) but Mathis is a 240+ lb defensive end!!!!!

Dirty SOB, I hope the Vikings send a tape to the league on this guy. I'm not sure why plays like that are not called as a penalty. It's just as dangerous to dive into the back of someones knees then it is to horse collar someone!