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Jenn Sterger has really let herself go.
Commented on BLATANT HOMERISM: IDAHO VS. FLORIDA on Aug 31 2014, 12:02a - 3 replies
The food's good.
Commented on evening thread on Aug 30 2014, 9:49p
That's why they're only a step away.
Commented on evening thread on Aug 30 2014, 9:44p
I can believe that.
Commented on evening thread on Aug 30 2014, 9:42p - 1 reply
Well, it means he's not paralyzed.
Commented on evening thread on Aug 30 2014, 9:40p
It beats the salmon I'm smoking and scratch-made biscuits in terms of fanciness.
Commented on evening thread on Aug 30 2014, 9:35p
Coogs. And no, that game was rained out and never had a chance to end.
Commented on OPEN THREAD: BUTTCATCH on Aug 30 2014, 9:24p
I always wanted to see a football game played entirely on fanboats.
Commented on OPEN THREAD: BUTTCATCH on Aug 30 2014, 8:57p
Annexation of Love Canal.
Commented on OPEN THREAD: BUTTCATCH on Aug 30 2014, 8:54p - 1 reply
How about ASCII?
Commented on OPEN THREAD: BUTTCATCH on Aug 30 2014, 8:47p
I know.
Commented on OPEN THREAD: BUTTCATCH on Aug 30 2014, 8:47p
Good. Fuck 'em.
Commented on OPEN THREAD: BUTTCATCH on Aug 30 2014, 8:43p - 1 reply
No, they'll TRY to set Gainesville on fire, end up getting lost, and wind up burning down Tallahassee by mistake.
Commented on OPEN THREAD: BUTTCATCH on Aug 30 2014, 8:16p - 3 replies
Sumlin's going to the NFL.
Commented on OPEN THREAD: BUTTCATCH on Aug 30 2014, 8:14p
Not even with a stolen stomach.
Commented on Opening weekend chaos on Aug 30 2014, 7:57p
Hahahahahahahahah, (insert EDSBS slang term for West Virginia)
Commented on Opening weekend chaos on Aug 30 2014, 6:35p
Crest.
Commented on jump on Aug 30 2014, 2:32p
Exactly.
Commented on jump on Aug 30 2014, 2:20p
Stay classy Oklahoma.
Commented on jump on Aug 30 2014, 2:14p - 1 reply
Oh, you went there.
Commented on jump on Aug 30 2014, 2:03p
Actually, if you look at it from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint, time is more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly timey-wimey...stuff.
Commented on jump on Aug 30 2014, 1:47p - 1 reply
Ab-so-lutely.
Commented on jump on Aug 30 2014, 1:41p
To be fair, Holtz hasn't been able to make actual, recognizable words come out of his mouth in 15 years.
Commented on jump on Aug 30 2014, 1:40p - 1 reply
Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay football!!!!
Commented on jump on Aug 30 2014, 1:34p - 1 reply
Doctor and radiologist weren't sure if it was a stress fracture or just a really bad sprain.
Commented on AFC South Eternal Thread #340: It's Dead, Jim on Aug 30 2014, 1:18a
Well enough, I guess.
Commented on AFC South Eternal Thread #340: It's Dead, Jim on Aug 30 2014, 12:58a - 2 replies
Oh for fuck's sake.
Commented on AFC South Eternal Thread #340: It's Dead, Jim on Aug 30 2014, 12:54a - 1 reply
Thanks, Chin.
Commented on AFC South Eternal Thread #340: It's Dead, Jim on Aug 30 2014, 12:52a
I know, that's where I'm drinking the most tears from.
Commented on AFC South Eternal Thread #340: It's Dead, Jim on Aug 29 2014, 6:09p
I can't imagine he is at all.
Commented on AFC South Eternal Thread #340: It's Dead, Jim on Aug 29 2014, 6:01p - 1 reply
Excuse me, I'm off to drink some tears.
Commented on AFC South Eternal Thread #340: It's Dead, Jim on Aug 29 2014, 5:56p - 1 reply
Just got back my final grades.
Commented on AFC South Eternal Thread #340: It's Dead, Jim on Aug 29 2014, 1:55a - 4 replies
Yes, let's clamor for Colt McCoy
Commented on Open Game Day Thread Part II: Houston Texans v. San Francisco 49ers on Aug 28 2014, 10:05p - 1 reply
See, you THINK you're funny...
Commented on Open Game Day Thread Part II: Houston Texans v. San Francisco 49ers on Aug 28 2014, 9:58p
I haven't seen a minute of this game
Commented on Open Game Day Thread Part II: Houston Texans v. San Francisco 49ers on Aug 28 2014, 9:51p - 2 replies
If I see another z-score or p-value, it'll be 20 billion years too soon.
Commented on AFC South Eternal Thread #340: It's Dead, Jim on Aug 28 2014, 1:33a - 1 reply
Sweet and spicy I can handle
Commented on AFC South Eternal Thread #340: It's Dead, Jim on Aug 28 2014, 1:32a
You can sleep when you're dead.
Commented on AFC South Eternal Thread #340: It's Dead, Jim on Aug 27 2014, 1:44a - 1 reply
It's called "business intelligence"
Commented on AFC South Eternal Thread # 339: Fortune Favors the Blown on Aug 26 2014, 1:45p - 1 reply
Nope.
Commented on AFC South Eternal Thread # 339: Fortune Favors the Blown on Aug 25 2014, 10:06p - 1 reply
This going back to school shit is for the birds.
Commented on AFC South Eternal Thread # 339: Fortune Favors the Blown on Aug 25 2014, 1:52a - 1 reply
Why? Did he die or something?
Commented on AFC South Eternal Thread # 339: Fortune Favors the Blown on Aug 25 2014, 1:51a - 1 reply
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