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Battle Red Blog Glossary (Third Edition)


You asked for it. Now here it is, with all the new terms and definitions you helped coin at Battle Red Blog over the last couple of years.

Houston Texans Draft Jeoffrey Pagan In 6th Round


Jeoffrey Pagan is your newest Houston Texan. Come on in and ask not what the Texans can do for Pagan, ask what Pagan can do for the Texans. Okay, you can ask both of those things.

2014 NFL Draft: Sixth Round Open Thread


Carry the conversation, the exaltation, the frustration, and your views on the draft thus far to this thread.

Texans Draft C.J. Fiedorowicz with 65th Pick


With the first pick in the third round, the Houston Texans select...C.J. Fiedorowicz, tight end out of Iowa. Here's a brief breakdown of the newest Texan.

2014 BRB Mock Draft: The Seahawks Select...


Coming off of their first Super Bowl win, the Seahawks take their first step toward a repeat by making their pick in the 2014 Battle Red Blog Mock Draft. Who will be their selection?

Gary Kubiak To Become Ravens Offensive Coordinator


The remaining bones of the old Texans' regime have been picked clean with the Ravens' hiring of Gary Kubiak as offensive coordinator. Add your thoughts here.

Mike Vrabel To Join Texans Staff As LB Coach


Just when you thought the Texans couldn't get more Patriot-y, Bill O'Brien proves otherwise. The Texans have added another coach to the new staff.

Late Afternoon Games Open Thread (12/29/13)


A full slate of games awaits you even after the Texans finish cinching up the first overall pick. Take the comments here.

Houston Texans To Interview Bill O'Brien


Could Bill O'Brien be the next head coach of your Houston Texans? The Texans will reportedly interview Penn State's head coach for the job that formerly belonged to Gary Kubiak.

Late Afternoon Game Threads 12/22/2013


There's still more football to come so take your thoughts over here for the next round of games.

TNF Open Thread: Chargers v. Broncos


It's the last game of Thursday Night Football, which means it's the last time we'll have to listen to that intro for TNF. I know it's two weeks after Thanksgiving, but I know what I'm thankful for.

Late Afternoon Games Open Thread (12/08/13)


There's still three more games to play this afternoon before we get to Sunday Night Football! Comment on them here. Or don't, nobody's got a gun to your head.

Texans v. Jaguars Second Half Open Thread

The second half of the game can be commented upon here. WHY you would want to watch the second half of this game is beyond me.

MNF Open Thread: Saints v. Seahawks


The football doesn't stop on Sunday. Come and share your thoughts on what could be the only Monday Night Football game worth watching all season.

Resurrecting the BRB Glossary: Assistance Wanted


Many of you have been clamoring for it, and soon it shall be rebuilt; and you could be a part of its construction. The Battle Red Blog Glossary shall be reborn.

Just How Hot Is Gary Kubiak's Seat?


With Ian Rapoport's news about the front office coming out, we put on our tinfoil hats and read between the lines to divine the fate of Gary Kubiak.

MNF Open Thread: Dolphins v. Buccaneers


Feeling gutty enough for one more game of football this week? Then take it here where we can criticize other teams and generally mock them to mask the pain we feel. It's BRB's Monday Night Football...

Battle Red Onion: Texans Sign New Kicker


Proudly Distributing Sensationalized Garbage Since 2010. In this week's edition, the Texans find an answer to their pesky kicking and secondary problems.

MNF Open Thread: Bears v. Packers


Come join us, won't you, as we collectively lick our wounds and watch in the ever-present hope that some other team will embarrass themselves on national television.

TNF Open Thread: Bengals v. Dolphins


It's Halloween, and there's a knock at the door. It's not a vampire or a zombie, it's the Pride of Katy (tm), Andy Dalton, and he's got football for you!

Two Minutes Of Hate: The Indianapolis Colts


In this post, we look at the Texans' upcoming opponent and determine what completely arbitrary things we should hate about them. Why? Because it's funny, and I have unresolved anger issues.

MNF Open Thread: Seahawks v. Rams


Let's conclude this Texans-less week of football with a bang...that will undoubtedly bounce off the walls of Edward Jones Stadium as the St. Louis Rams take on the Seattle Seahawks.

TNF Open Thread: Panthers v. Buccaneers


Welcome to a game that only a player's mother or fantasy team owner could love. Now wipe your feet, I just cleaned this thread up!

B.R.O.: Texans Coach Receives Surprise Gift


Not 24 hours after three Texans were waived for hilarious shenanigans does a Texans coach fall prey to the same problem. Find out more here.

Countdown to Kickoff: Texans v. Chiefs


This is where you want to be as you wait for the Texans to take the field against the Kansas City Chiefs in the "loudest stadium in the world." Feel free to drop your wisdom (or pants) here about...

Arian Foster To Become Publicly Traded Commodity


I kid you not. This is real. Arian Foster plans to sell minority shares of himself to the public, based on his earnings. Hurry up while the stock's still available!

TNF Open Thread: Seahawks v. Cardinals


Talk about a pair of NFC West teams in Battle Red Blog's Thursday Night Football Open Thread.

Battle Red Onion: Fans Demand To Be Traded


So often we'll hear about players demanding to be traded to a contending team. But never have fans had the same demand made of their team's general manager.

B.R.O.: Kubiak Storms Out Of Press Conference


Just when you thought things couldn't get any worse for the Texans head coach, he has to put up with the media. And the media seems to have him figured out as well.

Battle Red Onion: Schaub Diagnosed With Illness


Things seem to only be getting worse for Matt Schaub. But his troubles may be part of a bigger concern.

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