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There's nothing unclear about it. It's right there. Altidore steps on Azpi and falls.
Commented on Chelsea 1 - Sunderland 2: Initial reaction and community rating form on Apr 19 2014, 2:44p - 1 reply
How is it not clear?
Commented on Chelsea 1 - Sunderland 2: Initial reaction and community rating form on Apr 19 2014, 2:38p - 2 replies
Can someone explain to me how this is a penalty?
Commented on Chelsea 1 - Sunderland 2: Initial reaction and community rating form on Apr 19 2014, 2:36p - 10 replies
Fuck the PL. It's CL time as far as I'm concerned.
Commented on Chelsea 1 - Sunderland 2: Initial reaction and community rating form on Apr 19 2014, 2:32p
It was the look he gave the ref that got the pen. The fucking bastard.
Commented on Chelsea 1 - Sunderland 2: Initial reaction and community rating form on Apr 19 2014, 2:32p - 1 reply
Not a mistake, not a pen.
Commented on Chelsea 1 - Sunderland 2: Initial reaction and community rating form on Apr 19 2014, 2:28p - 2 replies
Ok, fuck the PL now. Put ALL the easter eggs in the CHAMPIONS LEAGUE BASKET.
Commented on Chelsea 1 - Sunderland 2: Initial reaction and community rating form on Apr 19 2014, 2:27p - 1 reply
Mou's record was bound to end sometime. At least it was to Gus and not Wenger or something.
Commented on Chelsea 1 - Sunderland 2: Initial reaction and community rating form on Apr 19 2014, 2:26p
Congrats Liverpool!
Commented on Chelsea vs. Sunderland: Second Half Thread on Apr 19 2014, 2:24p
Can we not have things in our hands? Our hands suck.
Commented on Chelsea vs. Sunderland: Second Half Thread on Apr 19 2014, 2:21p
Fuck the PL. All the cool kids want the CL.
Commented on Chelsea vs. Sunderland: Second Half Thread on Apr 19 2014, 2:20p - 2 replies
Never a pen. Fucking Altidore.
Commented on Chelsea vs. Sunderland: Second Half Thread on Apr 19 2014, 2:14p - 1 reply
Is it fuck! Never a pen.
Commented on Chelsea vs. Sunderland: Second Half Thread on Apr 19 2014, 2:09p
WTF is it with us and minnows?
Commented on Chelsea vs. Sunderland: Second Half Thread on Apr 19 2014, 1:55p - 2 replies
Like beavers.
Commented on Chelsea vs. Sunderland: Second Half Thread on Apr 19 2014, 1:52p
Ba, just fall. Don't think.
Commented on Chelsea vs. Sunderland: Second Half Thread on Apr 19 2014, 1:52p
SOMEONE TRIP BA IN THE BOX
Commented on Chelsea vs. Sunderland: Second Half Thread on Apr 19 2014, 1:47p
SAVE US BA
Commented on Chelsea vs. Sunderland: Second Half Thread on Apr 19 2014, 1:46p
Cuntermole yellow. Who would've thought.
Commented on Chelsea vs. Sunderland: Second Half Thread on Apr 19 2014, 1:44p
Yea, he let Ramires stay on the pitch. What a shit ref.
Commented on Chelsea vs. Sunderland: Second Half Thread on Apr 19 2014, 1:32p
That's Ramires banned from the Pool game. Probably a good thing.
Commented on Chelsea vs. Sunderland: Second Half Thread on Apr 19 2014, 1:25p - 1 reply
He deliberately hit Seb for being a cunt.
Commented on Chelsea vs. Sunderland: Lineups & Game Thread on Apr 19 2014, 1:18p - 1 reply
HOW IS THAT NOT A FOUL AND A RED?
Commented on Chelsea vs. Sunderland: Lineups & Game Thread on Apr 19 2014, 1:14p - 1 reply
Jack Col-on-his-back
Commented on Chelsea vs. Sunderland: Lineups & Game Thread on Apr 19 2014, 1:03p
I know. The silver lining is we'll be able to focus on the CL if we drop any points.
Commented on Chelsea vs. Sunderland: Lineups & Game Thread on Apr 19 2014, 12:54p - 1 reply
Oh well, if we lose points to Gus I won't be too upset. We'll be able to focus on Atletico.
Commented on Chelsea vs. Sunderland: Lineups & Game Thread on Apr 19 2014, 12:49p - 1 reply
Rumors are that Holland has landed a Championship manager role next season so this could be Mou giving him experience.
Commented on Jose Mourinho set to skip another presser on Apr 17 2014, 11:33a - 3 replies
I LOVE GUS. EVEN IF HE LOVES SUAREZ
Commented on And the title race is now back in our hands on Apr 16 2014, 5:39p
We can do better than Costa.
Commented on Atletico Madrid won't play Thibaut Courtois without an agreement with Chelsea on Apr 13 2014, 11:21p - 2 replies
Diego is not worth 60m.
Commented on The Daily Hilario: Matchweek 34 cont'd on Apr 13 2014, 2:22p
Praise the sun!
Commented on Swansea City 0 - Chelsea 1: Initial reaction and community rating form on Apr 13 2014, 1:49p
He is starting to look like Kalouda 2.0
Commented on Swansea City 0 - Chelsea 1: Initial reaction and community rating form on Apr 13 2014, 1:12p - 1 reply
One thing is for certain: If Atletico decide to sit back and counter, we're fucked.
Commented on Swansea City 0 - Chelsea 1: Initial reaction and community rating form on Apr 13 2014, 1:04p - 3 replies
lol
Commented on Swansea City vs. Chelsea: Second Half Thread on Apr 13 2014, 1:02p
Are you okay Eto'o?
Commented on Swansea City vs. Chelsea: Second Half Thread on Apr 13 2014, 12:59p
OK, I think Salah worked on his first touch. Now it's time to work on his finishing touch.
Commented on Swansea City vs. Chelsea: Second Half Thread on Apr 13 2014, 12:54p
I just call him Willy.
Commented on Swansea City vs. Chelsea: Second Half Thread on Apr 13 2014, 12:48p
EUPHORIA TOOK OVER
Commented on Swansea City vs. Chelsea: Second Half Thread on Apr 13 2014, 12:37p - 1 reply
Yep. Now we owe him 7m.
Commented on Swansea City vs. Chelsea: Second Half Thread on Apr 13 2014, 12:37p
7 MILLION HAS JUST BEEN REPAID
Commented on Swansea City vs. Chelsea: Second Half Thread on Apr 13 2014, 12:36p - 2 replies
7 MILLION REPAID
Commented on Swansea City vs. Chelsea: Second Half Thread on Apr 13 2014, 12:35p - 1 reply
We need a creative CM to play against parked buses.
Commented on Swansea City vs. Chelsea: Second Half Thread on Apr 13 2014, 12:33p - 1 reply
If we don't win this, we don't deserve shit.
Commented on Swansea City vs. Chelsea: Second Half Thread on Apr 13 2014, 12:32p - 2 replies
Shelvey got Oscar's heel. Penalty.
Commented on Swansea City vs. Chelsea: Second Half Thread on Apr 13 2014, 12:32p
We really need to step up our game.
Commented on Swansea City vs. Chelsea: Second Half Thread on Apr 13 2014, 12:30p
lololol
Commented on Swansea City vs. Chelsea: Second Half Thread on Apr 13 2014, 12:25p
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
Commented on Swansea City vs. Chelsea: Second Half Thread on Apr 13 2014, 12:25p
Trainwreck and Schurrle off, Eto'o and Oscar on. I like it.
Commented on Swansea City vs. Chelsea: Second Half Thread on Apr 13 2014, 12:11p
Chelsea 5-0 FT you heard it here first.
Commented on Swansea City vs. Chelsea: Second Half Thread on Apr 13 2014, 12:08p - 2 replies
How is missing three good chances promising?
Commented on Swansea City vs. Chelsea: Second Half Thread on Apr 13 2014, 12:08p
Real Madrid would work.
Commented on Swansea City vs. Chelsea: Second Half Thread on Apr 13 2014, 12:06p - 2 replies
Apparently, through lip reading, Dowd said the following when Terry appealed for the yellow:
Commented on Swansea City vs. Chelsea: Second Half Thread on Apr 13 2014, 12:03p
HEYYOOO
Commented on Swansea City vs. Chelsea: Second Half Thread on Apr 13 2014, 12:02p
Eto'o for Salah. We need a goalscorer.
Commented on Swansea City vs. Chelsea: Second Half Thread on Apr 13 2014, 12:00p - 2 replies
You promise?
Commented on Swansea City vs. Chelsea: Lineups & Game Thread on Apr 13 2014, 11:58a - 1 reply
Three strikes, you're out! Oscar in.
Commented on Swansea City vs. Chelsea: Lineups & Game Thread on Apr 13 2014, 11:55a
No one bothers making any runs when Ramires is on the ball.
Commented on Swansea City vs. Chelsea: Lineups & Game Thread on Apr 13 2014, 11:55a - 1 reply
Ramires is not goobing, he's fucking horrendous.
Commented on Swansea City vs. Chelsea: Lineups & Game Thread on Apr 13 2014, 11:52a - 1 reply
He;s a goofy goober
Commented on Swansea City vs. Chelsea: Lineups & Game Thread on Apr 13 2014, 11:45a - 1 reply
Salah's goobing it up
Commented on Swansea City vs. Chelsea: Lineups & Game Thread on Apr 13 2014, 11:44a - 1 reply
Salah you goober.
Commented on Swansea City vs. Chelsea: Lineups & Game Thread on Apr 13 2014, 11:43a
Swansea are going to try to Inter 2010 us.
Commented on Swansea City vs. Chelsea: Lineups & Game Thread on Apr 13 2014, 11:40a
The ref will want to even shit up so we need to be careful.
Commented on Swansea City vs. Chelsea: Lineups & Game Thread on Apr 13 2014, 11:29a
Now it's our fault Chico Flores is an idiot. These commentators hate us.
Commented on Swansea City vs. Chelsea: Lineups & Game Thread on Apr 13 2014, 11:27a
Did Dowd change his mind?
Commented on Swansea City vs. Chelsea: Lineups & Game Thread on Apr 13 2014, 11:25a - 2 replies
LOLOL
Commented on Swansea City vs. Chelsea: Lineups & Game Thread on Apr 13 2014, 11:25a
Salah get your act together.
Commented on Swansea City vs. Chelsea: Lineups & Game Thread on Apr 13 2014, 11:17a
Let's not play the "miss loads of chances" game please.
Commented on Swansea City vs. Chelsea: Lineups & Game Thread on Apr 13 2014, 11:16a
Salah. C'mon now.
Commented on Swansea City vs. Chelsea: Lineups & Game Thread on Apr 13 2014, 11:15a
We can't start like this at Anfield.
Commented on Swansea City vs. Chelsea: Lineups & Game Thread on Apr 13 2014, 11:13a - 1 reply
Damn idiots
Commented on Swansea City vs. Chelsea: Lineups & Game Thread on Apr 13 2014, 11:08a
Who's breaking the silence?
Commented on Swansea City vs. Chelsea: Lineups & Game Thread on Apr 13 2014, 11:07a
Let's hope he's worked on that first touch.
Commented on Swansea City vs. Chelsea: Lineups & Game Thread on Apr 13 2014, 11:01a - 1 reply
Jose, after seeing Pool win:
Commented on Swansea City vs. Chelsea: Lineups & Game Thread on Apr 13 2014, 10:53a - 2 replies
Now that I think about it, Atletico have a pretty similar style to Pool.
Commented on The Daily Hilario: Matchweek 34 cont'd on Apr 13 2014, 10:45a - 1 reply
City fan:
Commented on The Daily Hilario: Matchweek 34 cont'd on Apr 13 2014, 10:41a - 1 reply
3 games
Commented on The Daily Hilario: Matchweek 34 cont'd on Apr 13 2014, 10:37a
At least now, Jose has the chance to be the ultimate master ruseman. He can stop Pool's title hopes at Anfield.
Commented on The Daily Hilario: Matchweek 34 cont'd on Apr 13 2014, 10:37a
Fucking Liverpool. C'mon Jose, it's time for us to end their party.
Commented on The Daily Hilario: Matchweek 34 cont'd on Apr 13 2014, 10:32a
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