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Only Mike Dean would give that.
Commented on The Daily Hilario: Russell Brand edition on Apr 23 2014, 4:35p
I'd like Bayern in the final, but I'm rooting for King Carlo.
Commented on The Daily Hilario: Russell Brand edition on Apr 23 2014, 3:12p
Part Deux
Commented on The Daily Hilario: Russell Brand edition on Apr 23 2014, 3:12p
We have a better chance with Bayern, IMO. We're better v possession sides.
Commented on The Daily Hilario: Russell Brand edition on Apr 23 2014, 3:08p
Missnaldo
Commented on The Daily Hilario: Russell Brand edition on Apr 23 2014, 3:05p - 1 reply
If we get to the final, I hope we face Bayern.
Commented on The Daily Hilario: Russell Brand edition on Apr 23 2014, 3:05p - 1 reply
A COUNTERING MASTERCLASS
Commented on The Daily Hilario: Russell Brand edition on Apr 23 2014, 3:04p
Is Ronaldo playing?
Commented on The Daily Hilario: Russell Brand edition on Apr 23 2014, 2:57p - 2 replies
Just got here. Someone describe the game so far in three syllables.
Commented on The Daily Hilario: Russell Brand edition on Apr 23 2014, 2:53p - 3 replies
"We'll see you next year, we'll see you next yeeeeeear, Diego Costa, we'll see you next year"
Commented on The Daily Hilario: Russell Brand edition on Apr 23 2014, 11:38a - 1 reply
Lamps is out of the return.......... and Mikel too? Who's gonna play in the pivot? Luiz and Ramires?
Commented on Atletico Madrid 0 - 0 Chelsea, Champions League: Initial reaction & community ratings form on Apr 22 2014, 4:50p - 3 replies
Now, we just have to win at home. Any draw that isn't scoreless fucks us.
Commented on Atlético Madrid vs. Chelsea, Champions League: Second Half Thread on Apr 22 2014, 4:45p
Can Lampard take a decent goddamn free kick?
Commented on Atlético Madrid vs. Chelsea, Champions League: Second Half Thread on Apr 22 2014, 4:44p - 1 reply
LUIZ STOP WASTING OUR CHANCES.
Commented on Atlético Madrid vs. Chelsea, Champions League: Second Half Thread on Apr 22 2014, 4:38p
Knowing when to pass is important. He tries to do everything on his own.
Commented on Atlético Madrid vs. Chelsea, Champions League: Second Half Thread on Apr 22 2014, 4:34p
Torres is a waste of space. Get Ba on now.
Commented on Atlético Madrid vs. Chelsea, Champions League: Second Half Thread on Apr 22 2014, 4:33p
Ok, put Ba on for his customary goal.
Commented on Atlético Madrid vs. Chelsea, Champions League: Second Half Thread on Apr 22 2014, 4:27p
Not when it benefits Chelsea. You haven't got the memo?
Commented on Atlético Madrid vs. Chelsea, Champions League: Second Half Thread on Apr 22 2014, 4:24p - 1 reply
WHat the fuck was Lampard called for?
Commented on Atlético Madrid vs. Chelsea, Champions League: Second Half Thread on Apr 22 2014, 4:24p - 1 reply
Fuck, the captain is off. :(
Commented on Atlético Madrid vs. Chelsea, Champions League: Second Half Thread on Apr 22 2014, 4:21p
Ba and Oscar in, Torres and Lampard out. Keep the same shape.
Commented on Atlético Madrid vs. Chelsea, Champions League: Second Half Thread on Apr 22 2014, 3:49p
We could use him right now.
Commented on Atlético Madrid vs. Chelsea, Champions League: Second Half Thread on Apr 22 2014, 3:48p
Why do you say that? He hasn't done anything (and it's not his fault).
Commented on Atlético Madrid vs. Chelsea, Champions League: Second Half Thread on Apr 22 2014, 3:48p
Stop wasting our chances Luiz! FFS
Commented on Atletico Madrid vs. Chelsea, Champions League: Lineups & Game Thread on Apr 22 2014, 3:36p
The correct answer is two 0-0s and penalties.
Commented on Atletico Madrid vs. Chelsea, Champions League: Lineups & Game Thread on Apr 22 2014, 3:30p - 1 reply
Maybe, but get it on target!
Commented on Atletico Madrid vs. Chelsea, Champions League: Lineups & Game Thread on Apr 22 2014, 3:24p
What happens when an immoveable object meets an immoveable object?
Commented on Atletico Madrid vs. Chelsea, Champions League: Lineups & Game Thread on Apr 22 2014, 3:21p - 1 reply
Ramires misses the target. Those words have never been said.
Commented on Atletico Madrid vs. Chelsea, Champions League: Lineups & Game Thread on Apr 22 2014, 3:16p - 1 reply
Not a Kamara fan?
Commented on Atletico Madrid vs. Chelsea, Champions League: Lineups & Game Thread on Apr 22 2014, 3:15p
atletico madrid fight like.... like..... beavers!
Commented on Atletico Madrid vs. Chelsea, Champions League: Lineups & Game Thread on Apr 22 2014, 3:12p - 1 reply
FUUUCCCK. Let's try to limit this to a one goal loss or less please!!!
Commented on Atletico Madrid vs. Chelsea, Champions League: Lineups & Game Thread on Apr 22 2014, 3:05p
Just got here. Describe our performance so far in a limerick.
Commented on Atletico Madrid vs. Chelsea, Champions League: Lineups & Game Thread on Apr 22 2014, 2:54p - 3 replies
Trust in Jose. He'll find a way.
Commented on Atletico Madrid vs. Chelsea: Tactical Preview on Apr 21 2014, 6:44p
I said it before and I'll say it again. Thank god it was Poyet that did it and not Wenger or Moyes.
Commented on Gus Poyet tries to make amends with Chelsea fans on Apr 20 2014, 11:06p - 2 replies
Chris Foy looked different today.
Commented on Chelsea 1-2 Sunderland: Match report on Apr 19 2014, 7:44p
There's nothing unclear about it. It's right there. Altidore steps on Azpi and falls.
Commented on Chelsea 1 - Sunderland 2: Initial reaction and community rating form on Apr 19 2014, 2:44p - 1 reply
How is it not clear?
Commented on Chelsea 1 - Sunderland 2: Initial reaction and community rating form on Apr 19 2014, 2:38p - 2 replies
Can someone explain to me how this is a penalty?
Commented on Chelsea 1 - Sunderland 2: Initial reaction and community rating form on Apr 19 2014, 2:36p - 11 replies
Fuck the PL. It's CL time as far as I'm concerned.
Commented on Chelsea 1 - Sunderland 2: Initial reaction and community rating form on Apr 19 2014, 2:32p
It was the look he gave the ref that got the pen. The fucking bastard.
Commented on Chelsea 1 - Sunderland 2: Initial reaction and community rating form on Apr 19 2014, 2:32p - 1 reply
Not a mistake, not a pen.
Commented on Chelsea 1 - Sunderland 2: Initial reaction and community rating form on Apr 19 2014, 2:28p - 2 replies
Ok, fuck the PL now. Put ALL the easter eggs in the CHAMPIONS LEAGUE BASKET.
Commented on Chelsea 1 - Sunderland 2: Initial reaction and community rating form on Apr 19 2014, 2:27p - 1 reply
Mou's record was bound to end sometime. At least it was to Gus and not Wenger or something.
Commented on Chelsea 1 - Sunderland 2: Initial reaction and community rating form on Apr 19 2014, 2:26p
Congrats Liverpool!
Commented on Chelsea vs. Sunderland: Second Half Thread on Apr 19 2014, 2:24p
Can we not have things in our hands? Our hands suck.
Commented on Chelsea vs. Sunderland: Second Half Thread on Apr 19 2014, 2:21p
Fuck the PL. All the cool kids want the CL.
Commented on Chelsea vs. Sunderland: Second Half Thread on Apr 19 2014, 2:20p - 2 replies
Never a pen. Fucking Altidore.
Commented on Chelsea vs. Sunderland: Second Half Thread on Apr 19 2014, 2:14p - 1 reply
Is it fuck! Never a pen.
Commented on Chelsea vs. Sunderland: Second Half Thread on Apr 19 2014, 2:09p
WTF is it with us and minnows?
Commented on Chelsea vs. Sunderland: Second Half Thread on Apr 19 2014, 1:55p - 2 replies
Like beavers.
Commented on Chelsea vs. Sunderland: Second Half Thread on Apr 19 2014, 1:52p
Ba, just fall. Don't think.
Commented on Chelsea vs. Sunderland: Second Half Thread on Apr 19 2014, 1:52p
SOMEONE TRIP BA IN THE BOX
Commented on Chelsea vs. Sunderland: Second Half Thread on Apr 19 2014, 1:47p
SAVE US BA
Commented on Chelsea vs. Sunderland: Second Half Thread on Apr 19 2014, 1:46p
Cuntermole yellow. Who would've thought.
Commented on Chelsea vs. Sunderland: Second Half Thread on Apr 19 2014, 1:44p
Yea, he let Ramires stay on the pitch. What a shit ref.
Commented on Chelsea vs. Sunderland: Second Half Thread on Apr 19 2014, 1:32p
That's Ramires banned from the Pool game. Probably a good thing.
Commented on Chelsea vs. Sunderland: Second Half Thread on Apr 19 2014, 1:25p - 1 reply
He deliberately hit Seb for being a cunt.
Commented on Chelsea vs. Sunderland: Lineups & Game Thread on Apr 19 2014, 1:18p - 1 reply
HOW IS THAT NOT A FOUL AND A RED?
Commented on Chelsea vs. Sunderland: Lineups & Game Thread on Apr 19 2014, 1:14p - 1 reply
Jack Col-on-his-back
Commented on Chelsea vs. Sunderland: Lineups & Game Thread on Apr 19 2014, 1:03p
I know. The silver lining is we'll be able to focus on the CL if we drop any points.
Commented on Chelsea vs. Sunderland: Lineups & Game Thread on Apr 19 2014, 12:54p - 1 reply
Oh well, if we lose points to Gus I won't be too upset. We'll be able to focus on Atletico.
Commented on Chelsea vs. Sunderland: Lineups & Game Thread on Apr 19 2014, 12:49p - 1 reply
Rumors are that Holland has landed a Championship manager role next season so this could be Mou giving him experience.
Commented on Jose Mourinho set to skip another presser on Apr 17 2014, 11:33a - 3 replies
I LOVE GUS. EVEN IF HE LOVES SUAREZ
Commented on And the title race is now back in our hands on Apr 16 2014, 5:39p
We can do better than Costa.
Commented on Atletico Madrid won't play Thibaut Courtois without an agreement with Chelsea on Apr 13 2014, 11:21p - 2 replies
Diego is not worth 60m.
Commented on The Daily Hilario: Matchweek 34 cont'd on Apr 13 2014, 2:22p
Praise the sun!
Commented on Swansea City 0 - Chelsea 1: Initial reaction and community rating form on Apr 13 2014, 1:49p
He is starting to look like Kalouda 2.0
Commented on Swansea City 0 - Chelsea 1: Initial reaction and community rating form on Apr 13 2014, 1:12p - 1 reply
One thing is for certain: If Atletico decide to sit back and counter, we're fucked.
Commented on Swansea City 0 - Chelsea 1: Initial reaction and community rating form on Apr 13 2014, 1:04p - 3 replies
lol
Commented on Swansea City vs. Chelsea: Second Half Thread on Apr 13 2014, 1:02p
Are you okay Eto'o?
Commented on Swansea City vs. Chelsea: Second Half Thread on Apr 13 2014, 12:59p
OK, I think Salah worked on his first touch. Now it's time to work on his finishing touch.
Commented on Swansea City vs. Chelsea: Second Half Thread on Apr 13 2014, 12:54p
I just call him Willy.
Commented on Swansea City vs. Chelsea: Second Half Thread on Apr 13 2014, 12:48p
EUPHORIA TOOK OVER
Commented on Swansea City vs. Chelsea: Second Half Thread on Apr 13 2014, 12:37p - 1 reply
Yep. Now we owe him 7m.
Commented on Swansea City vs. Chelsea: Second Half Thread on Apr 13 2014, 12:37p
7 MILLION HAS JUST BEEN REPAID
Commented on Swansea City vs. Chelsea: Second Half Thread on Apr 13 2014, 12:36p - 2 replies
7 MILLION REPAID
Commented on Swansea City vs. Chelsea: Second Half Thread on Apr 13 2014, 12:35p - 1 reply
We need a creative CM to play against parked buses.
Commented on Swansea City vs. Chelsea: Second Half Thread on Apr 13 2014, 12:33p - 1 reply
If we don't win this, we don't deserve shit.
Commented on Swansea City vs. Chelsea: Second Half Thread on Apr 13 2014, 12:32p - 2 replies
Shelvey got Oscar's heel. Penalty.
Commented on Swansea City vs. Chelsea: Second Half Thread on Apr 13 2014, 12:32p
We really need to step up our game.
Commented on Swansea City vs. Chelsea: Second Half Thread on Apr 13 2014, 12:30p
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