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A club for gentlemen, eh? How very gentlemanly of you to fire class acts like Del Bosque and Heynckes.
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Real Madrid has learned nothing, and it doesn't deserve José Mourinho
on May 21 2013, 12:57p -
2 replies
How much cheaper we talking about? He'd still probably cost somewhere around 25-30m.
Commented on
Blues linked to Mario Gomez
on May 20 2013, 9:05p -
3 replies
I think Song would do pretty well in a double pivot with a more defensive CM, like Mikel.
Commented on
Chelsea secure 3rd place with victory against Everton
on May 20 2013, 2:34a -
1 reply
We should offer him an escape route from the embarrassment.
Commented on
Chelsea secure 3rd place with victory against Everton
on May 20 2013, 2:20a -
1 reply
Really? You've seen that explosiveness from his 2008 days?
Commented on
Chelsea secure 3rd place with victory against Everton
on May 20 2013, 12:07a -
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Liverpool form? That's looooooooonnnnnggg gone.
Commented on
Chelsea secure 3rd place with victory against Everton
on May 19 2013, 11:51p -
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Torres over Ba? Seems slightly knee-jerky. Torres is in good form, Ba isn't.
Commented on
Chelsea secure 3rd place with victory against Everton
on May 19 2013, 3:18p -
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from today - saying good bye
Recommended on May 19 2013, 2:44p
Belgian Loanees!
Commented on
Chelsea 2-1 Everton: Reaction and community player ratings
on May 19 2013, 2:41p
The guy in yellow stepped on De Rossi's foot. With cleats. That hurts.
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Chelsea 2-1 Everton: Reaction and community player ratings
on May 19 2013, 2:02p -
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El Cholo
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Chelsea 2-1 Everton: Reaction and community player ratings
on May 19 2013, 1:36p -
1 reply
Simeone too.
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Chelsea 2-1 Everton: Reaction and community player ratings
on May 19 2013, 1:34p -
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After he defended Suarez during bite-gate?
Commented on
Chelsea 2-1 Everton: Reaction and community player ratings
on May 19 2013, 1:34p
Pelligrini, Heynckes, King Carlo.
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Chelsea 2-1 Everton: Reaction and community player ratings
on May 19 2013, 1:33p -
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Yes.
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Chelsea 2-1 Everton: Reaction and community player ratings
on May 19 2013, 1:29p -
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They are at the complete opposite ends of the cunt spectrum.
Commented on
Chelsea 2-1 Everton: Reaction and community player ratings
on May 19 2013, 1:20p
No Subject
Recommended on May 19 2013, 1:19p
So that chant isn;t a mockery of our shameful "ferdinand you know what you are"?
Commented on
Chelsea 2-1 Everton: Reaction and community player ratings
on May 19 2013, 1:18p
Found videos of Lulu's goals! Get em while their hot.
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Chelsea 2-1 Everton: Reaction and community player ratings
on May 19 2013, 1:12p -
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Thanks for everything Paulo!
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Chelsea 2-1 Everton: Reaction and community player ratings
on May 19 2013, 1:05p -
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United fans stole our chant! They were singing "Champions of England, we know what we are".
Commented on
Chelsea 2-1 Everton: Reaction and community player ratings
on May 19 2013, 1:05p -
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How fast was Lulu's hat trick?
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Chelsea vs. Everton: 2nd half thread
on May 19 2013, 12:54p -
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I'm gonna need gifs of those Lulu goals, STAT!
Commented on
Chelsea vs. Everton: 2nd half thread
on May 19 2013, 12:50p
LUKAKU HAT TRICK MOFOS!! YEA
Commented on
Chelsea vs. Everton: 2nd half thread
on May 19 2013, 12:48p
He's our victory cigar.
Commented on
Chelsea vs. Everton: 2nd half thread
on May 19 2013, 12:47p
Why is everyone retiring this year?
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Chelsea vs. Everton: 2nd half thread
on May 19 2013, 12:43p -
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Maybe we're just waiting for his contract to expire so we can get him started on a new Mascot contract.
Commented on
Chelsea vs. Everton: 2nd half thread
on May 19 2013, 12:43p
PAULO'S LEAVING US??!??
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Chelsea vs. Everton: 2nd half thread
on May 19 2013, 12:41p -
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Cesar for Mata? Cesar RW?
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Chelsea vs. Everton: 2nd half thread
on May 19 2013, 12:41p
If we draw that is***
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Chelsea vs. Everton: 2nd half thread
on May 19 2013, 12:40p
Arse have to score four right?
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Chelsea vs. Everton: 2nd half thread
on May 19 2013, 12:39p -
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Dont feel bad, I thought Ba should've stayed too.
Commented on
Chelsea vs. Everton: 2nd half thread
on May 19 2013, 12:37p
50 quid, REPAID!
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Chelsea vs. Everton: 2nd half thread
on May 19 2013, 12:36p -
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Christensen on for Torres. Moses on for Mata (let the little man rest!)
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Chelsea vs. Everton: 2nd half thread
on May 19 2013, 11:58a -
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Can't really blame Carra. Zola made a ton of defenders look like schoolboys.
Commented on
Chelsea vs. Everton: Lineups and Game Thread
on May 19 2013, 11:54a
He's a consistent mofo, but that doesnt mean his form hasnt dropped.
Commented on
Chelsea vs. Everton: Lineups and Game Thread
on May 19 2013, 11:52a
We couldn't buy a foul from this ref.
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Chelsea vs. Everton: Lineups and Game Thread
on May 19 2013, 11:47a -
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How the fuck...... Super Frank? C'MON!!
Commented on
Chelsea vs. Everton: Lineups and Game Thread
on May 19 2013, 11:44a
The qualifiers have a pot? Color me surprised.
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Chelsea vs. Everton: Lineups and Game Thread
on May 19 2013, 11:31a -
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We could draw the likes of AC Milan in the qualifiers, so it's best if we didn't fuck this up.
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Chelsea vs. Everton: Lineups and Game Thread
on May 19 2013, 11:29a -
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Cole has been..... well let's just say it's definitely not contract renewal time.
Commented on
Chelsea vs. Everton: Lineups and Game Thread
on May 19 2013, 11:16a
Unluckiest concession ever? Two great interceptions with unfortunate rebounds.
Commented on
Chelsea vs. Everton: Lineups and Game Thread
on May 19 2013, 11:15a
At least Ba did something useful.
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Chelsea vs. Everton: Lineups and Game Thread
on May 19 2013, 11:08a -
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You know what I mean.
Commented on
Chelsea vs. Everton: Lineups and Game Thread
on May 19 2013, 11:08a
Was that Torres or Ba? I mean WTF!
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Chelsea vs. Everton: Lineups and Game Thread
on May 19 2013, 11:05a -
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"Champions of Europa" heard already!
Commented on
Chelsea vs. Everton: Lineups and Game Thread
on May 19 2013, 11:01a
WTF? It's the one and only chance of Lulu fucking up SAF's last day.
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Chelsea vs. Everton: Lineups and Game Thread
on May 19 2013, 10:58a -
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I feel that to win we're gonna need to score more goals than Everton.
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Chelsea vs. Everton: Team News & Preview
on May 19 2013, 12:20a -
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for Tottenham Hotspur
Voted on May 18 2013, 10:40p
In summary, the media are dumb, they will continue to be dumb, and people will continue to gobble down their bullshit as long as it fits their narrative.
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Rafa Benitez, the media and the hazards of confirmation bias
on May 18 2013, 4:47a -
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what's the point of having a double pivot with dodgy defensive positioning
Recommended on May 17 2013, 4:00a
It only takes into account how good a team is in Europe. And we've won a Euro cup twice in two years. I can understand why we're third.
Commented on
Juan Mata, Frank Lampard, Nathan Ake, and Oscar collect trophies at Chelsea's annual awards ceremony
on May 17 2013, 2:00a
Decent job. You get 6/10 from me Rafa. Respect +.1
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On Rafa, His Legacy, And What Lies Ahead
on May 17 2013, 1:56a
Cause we are a strong, independent team who no need no defense or midfield shielding.
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On Rafa, His Legacy, And What Lies Ahead
on May 17 2013, 1:50a -
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Luiz-Ramires is a great pivot, if we're looking to flawlessly impersonate headless chickens.
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On Rafa, His Legacy, And What Lies Ahead
on May 17 2013, 1:49a
Putting David Luiz into midfield is not something we should be giving anybody any credit for
Recommended on May 17 2013, 1:47a
All the LOLs for Jezza's latest tweet:
Commented on
Chelsea win the Europa League: Reaction and player ratings
on May 15 2013, 5:52p
Just heard of Bela Guttmanns curse.
Commented on
Chelsea win the Europa League: Reaction and player ratings
on May 15 2013, 5:45p -
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LAMPARD WITH HIS BEST MEIRELES IMPRESSION. Slightly not good enough though.
Commented on
Chelsea win the Europa League: Reaction and player ratings
on May 15 2013, 5:42p -
1 reply
It said this comment timed out!
Commented on
Chelsea win the Europa League: Reaction and player ratings
on May 15 2013, 5:30p
If he wasnt fit, that's another story, you're right.
Commented on
Chelsea win the Europa League: Reaction and player ratings
on May 15 2013, 5:26p -
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The ends justify the means eh? I dont subscribe to that particular magazine.
Commented on
Chelsea win the Europa League: Reaction and player ratings
on May 15 2013, 5:22p -
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It was tense at the end there. I wasn't sure if the guard of honor for Rafa was big enough.
Commented on
Chelsea win the Europa League: Reaction and player ratings
on May 15 2013, 5:19p -
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Pep V Mou (possible) Super Cup FINAL!!!
Commented on
Chelsea win the Europa League: Reaction and player ratings
on May 15 2013, 5:11p -
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Pep V Mou Super Cup FINAL!!!
Commented on
Chelsea win the Europa League: Reaction and player ratings
on May 15 2013, 5:11p -
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Maybe the Europa League isn't completely useless? This feels awesome!
Commented on
Chelsea win the Europa League: Reaction and player ratings
on May 15 2013, 5:07p -
1 reply
Vitor Peirera
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Meet the Reds, meet the Reds, step right up and greet the ... the Eagles of S.L. Benfica
on May 14 2013, 2:34a -
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I want to see this on Wednesday:
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Meet the Reds, meet the Reds, step right up and greet the ... the Eagles of S.L. Benfica
on May 14 2013, 1:38a -
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Anything less than double what we paid is highway robbery.
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On the Kevin de Bruyne - Borussia Dortmund thing
on May 14 2013, 1:02a
Falcao has no choice on where to go. His third party ownership is sending him to wherever there is the most $$$.
Commented on
Romelu Lukaku will probably be on loan again next season
on May 13 2013, 1:48p -
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Swansea don't have Michu anymore or something? And no, loaning him would be a bad move.
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Romelu Lukaku will probably be on loan again next season
on May 13 2013, 1:39p -
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True. He doesn't have to better than "prime" Cech though.
Commented on
Thibaut Courtois wins La Liga honors
on May 13 2013, 11:59a
"Hmmm, But do you think that Cech at his best, was anything near Courtois at his best?"
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Thibaut Courtois wins La Liga honors
on May 13 2013, 4:38a -
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I don't get all the hate for Cudicini!
Recommended on May 13 2013, 4:36a
Malaga play in 15 mins. Anyone know if Piazon is starting?
Commented on
Watford Playoff Fight / Tottenham Top Four Fight / No Fighting Open Thread
on May 12 2013, 2:48p -
1 reply
Source?
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Watford Playoff Fight / Tottenham Top Four Fight / No Fighting Open Thread
on May 12 2013, 2:01p -
1 reply
That's called giving him time.
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Watford Playoff Fight / Tottenham Top Four Fight / No Fighting Open Thread
on May 12 2013, 1:36p -
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Arsenal are facing a Wigan that absolutely has to win to avoid relegation. If I were them, I'd be shitting bricks.
Commented on
Watford Playoff Fight / Tottenham Top Four Fight / No Fighting Open Thread
on May 12 2013, 1:17p -
1 reply
Well we should obviously sell him them.
Commented on
Watford Playoff Fight / Tottenham Top Four Fight / No Fighting Open Thread
on May 12 2013, 1:13p
Spurs. I want to see how Arsenal handle it.
Commented on
Watford Playoff Fight / Tottenham Top Four Fight / No Fighting Open Thread
on May 12 2013, 1:05p
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