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If this is true, maybe this will give us the kick in the pants we need to get a decent second striker (and leave out Torres from the squad).
Commented on Rumblings of a Diego Costa hamstring injury to fuel your concerns on Aug 27 2014, 9:13p - 1 reply
Keep out Schwarzer then (unless Cech leaves).
Commented on Marco van Ginkel rejects AC Milan loan, according to reports on Aug 27 2014, 9:11p
Why are we trying to get rid of The Ginkel? Are we allergic to midfield depth or something?
Commented on Marco van Ginkel rejects AC Milan loan, according to reports on Aug 27 2014, 1:21p - 3 replies
I ~<4 AC Milan.
Commented on Report: Torres would need to take paycut to go to Milan on Aug 27 2014, 8:30a - 3 replies
It was rhetorical question guys. They'll need a whole lot more than Di Maria.
Commented on Manchester United take 'most expensive British transfer' record off Chelsea on Aug 27 2014, 8:28a
Can Di Maria defend?
Commented on Manchester United take 'most expensive British transfer' record off Chelsea on Aug 26 2014, 9:20p - 4 replies
Let's put in the world's first ever MUST BUY AT END OF LEASE clause in really, really, small print.
Commented on Further indications of AC Milan focusing on Torres to replace Balotelli on Aug 26 2014, 9:18p
Can we post now?
Commented on The Daily Hilario: WaFFLe Week 2; Capital One Cup Round 2; CL playoffs leg 2 on Aug 26 2014, 12:45p
Maybe he thought I meant the transfer fee we'd get from AC Milan (which would be non-existent).
Commented on Just where did Fernando Torres complete his ice bucket challenge? on Aug 25 2014, 9:25p - 2 replies
Wouldn't that be ~$82?
Commented on Just where did Fernando Torres complete his ice bucket challenge? on Aug 25 2014, 9:03p - 1 reply
Fine. If it happens, I'll donate 1/1,000,000th of his transfer fee. I'll post proof true.
Commented on Just where did Fernando Torres complete his ice bucket challenge? on Aug 25 2014, 8:19p - 1 reply
How bout this, if Torres leaves this transfer window, I'll donate $30 to ALS research.
Commented on Just where did Fernando Torres complete his ice bucket challenge? on Aug 25 2014, 7:19p - 2 replies
Aguero: 2.6 goals per minute.
Commented on The Daily Hilario: Manchester City vs. Liverpool; T-minus one week for transfers on Aug 25 2014, 4:32p
Did Mignolet go get a hotdog? WTF was he doing?
Commented on The Daily Hilario: Manchester City vs. Liverpool; T-minus one week for transfers on Aug 25 2014, 4:28p - 1 reply
Ivanovic.
Commented on The Daily Hilario: Manchester City vs. Liverpool; T-minus one week for transfers on Aug 25 2014, 4:23p
I know you're joking (or at least I hope you are) but that's just wrong. Those players went for low(ish) fees because they were going to
Commented on The Daily Hilario: Manchester City vs. Liverpool; T-minus one week for transfers on Aug 25 2014, 3:53p
Me right now.
Commented on The Daily Hilario: Manchester City vs. Liverpool; T-minus one week for transfers on Aug 25 2014, 3:49p
Liverpool are the red powerpuff girl.
Commented on The Daily Hilario: Manchester City vs. Liverpool; T-minus one week for transfers on Aug 25 2014, 3:43p
Horrivren.
Commented on The Daily Hilario: Manchester City vs. Liverpool; T-minus one week for transfers on Aug 25 2014, 3:42p
DM;TG
Commented on The Daily Hilario: Manchester City vs. Liverpool; T-minus one week for transfers on Aug 25 2014, 3:41p - 1 reply
Super Mario. Love that nutjob.
Commented on The Daily Hilario: Manchester City vs. Liverpool; T-minus one week for transfers on Aug 25 2014, 3:37p - 1 reply
Courtois >>>>>>>>>> Hart
Commented on The Daily Hilario: Manchester City vs. Liverpool; T-minus one week for transfers on Aug 25 2014, 3:31p - 1 reply
But league title.
Commented on The Daily Hilario: Manchester City vs. Liverpool; T-minus one week for transfers on Aug 25 2014, 3:28p - 1 reply
I cant bring myself to cheer for Liverfool.
Commented on The Daily Hilario: Manchester City vs. Liverpool; T-minus one week for transfers on Aug 25 2014, 3:25p - 2 replies
All the WAGNH contributors predicted that United would finish top four. I seem to recall only one person in the comments saying they were
Commented on The Daily Hilario: Matchweek 2 continued on Aug 24 2014, 4:21p - 3 replies
You cant judge King Drogba on two sub appearances (less than 30 mins combined) when the team had already won and were in cruise control.
Commented on Fernando Torres will stay and play, according to Jose Mourinho on Aug 23 2014, 8:12p
I still sort of like AVB. We treated him unfairly, but it was the right decision to sack him. Too bad the KGB kidnapped him though.
Commented on Villas-Boas nominates Roman Abramovich for ice bucket challenge on Aug 23 2014, 8:10p
With 60 games in a season.
Commented on Fernando Torres will stay and play, according to Jose Mourinho on Aug 23 2014, 8:06p
I completely disagree Stephen. We need Torres like we need a kick in the bollocks. If worst comes to worst Schurrle can cover in a pinch.
Commented on Fernando Torres will stay and play, according to Jose Mourinho on Aug 23 2014, 8:01p
We're looking way too vulnerable with the double pivot right now. Hopefully we start to really gel and the defensive fragility goes away.
Commented on 2nd-half surge gives Chelsea the points against Leicester on Aug 23 2014, 7:38p - 3 replies
That's why I'm speculating. If he wont be first choice in a 4231, would he join? That'll be our formation in 70% of games (the ones v minnows).
Commented on Real confirm that Sami Khedira is for sale on Aug 23 2014, 12:05a
He and Matic will start together in a 4-3-3. The question is, will he start in a 4-2-3-1? I don't think he can displace the Rolls-Royce
Commented on Real confirm that Sami Khedira is for sale on Aug 22 2014, 10:58p - 1 reply
Totally agree with Mourinho here. He doesn't have to justify shit.
Commented on Mourinho: I never speak to players about selection decisions on Aug 22 2014, 6:48p - 1 reply
It's been one damn game. These agents/players need to chill.
Commented on Agent: Van Ginkel not pleased after being overlooked for Burnley match on Aug 22 2014, 4:13p
Courtois is just as good at shot stopping and handily beats Cech at catching crosses. Cech is only better at distribution, but Courtois will improve that.
Commented on Monaco, PSG angling after Petr Cech on Aug 22 2014, 12:00a
I wouldn't know. I've never demanded loyalty from anyone of our players.
Commented on Monaco, PSG angling after Petr Cech on Aug 21 2014, 8:22p - 1 reply
Real are stacked and he'll face similar competition from Navas.
Commented on Monaco, PSG angling after Petr Cech on Aug 21 2014, 7:35p
Club comes first. Every time.
Commented on Monaco, PSG angling after Petr Cech on Aug 21 2014, 7:34p - 1 reply
Jose doesn't have to explain himself. Cech just has to understand that he's not as good as Courtois.
Commented on Monaco, PSG angling after Petr Cech on Aug 21 2014, 7:33p - 4 replies
Does no one remember him bitching the night we won Big Ears? Where the hell does this "top, top, professional" crap spawn from?
Commented on Fernando Torres linked to Roma move -- Times on Aug 21 2014, 6:04a - 2 replies
DM;TG
Commented on Fernando Torres linked to Roma move -- Times on Aug 20 2014, 9:39p
Doesnt matter; Torres Gone
Commented on Fernando Torres linked to Roma move -- Times on Aug 20 2014, 9:34p - 1 reply
Dont care how good his supposed attitude is (which I have doubts over, remember the night we won the CL?) he's not worth a foreign spot.
Commented on Fernando Torres linked to Roma move -- Times on Aug 20 2014, 9:16p
Glad someone else thought this too:
Commented on Understanding the sublime: Breaking down Andre Schurrle's goal vs. Burnley on Aug 19 2014, 8:18p
44m euros? Hell no. Plus we got MvG.
Commented on On the William Carvalho rumours on Aug 19 2014, 8:10p - 2 replies
You challenge Jose and he'll challenge you to play in the reserves.
Commented on John Terry accepts Ice Bucket Challenge, has some fun with his further nominations on Aug 19 2014, 8:09p
Alves sounds like he's getting murdered.
Commented on John Terry accepts Ice Bucket Challenge, has some fun with his further nominations on Aug 19 2014, 1:55p
LOL Hazard's little girl scream.
Commented on John Terry accepts Ice Bucket Challenge, has some fun with his further nominations on Aug 19 2014, 1:53p
Why cant everyone have his (or Azpi's) attitude?
Commented on Schurrle dismisses transfer talk -- 'This is where I want to play' on Aug 19 2014, 11:58a - 2 replies
The current table foreshadows the ending table.
Commented on Diego Costa, Cesc Fabregas inspire Blues to 3-1 win against Burnley on Aug 18 2014, 5:53p - 1 reply
Sex Fabregasm
Commented on Diego Costa, Cesc Fabregas inspire Blues to 3-1 win against Burnley on Aug 18 2014, 5:53p - 1 reply
He got dreads. Y u h8in?
Commented on Burnley 1 - Chelsea 3: Initial reaction and community rating form on Aug 18 2014, 5:33p
If I had his address, I'd send him freshly squeezed strawberry syrup.
Commented on Burnley 1 - Chelsea 3: Initial reaction and community rating form on Aug 18 2014, 5:33p - 1 reply
That means no, he wont stand in the way.
Commented on Burnley 1 - Chelsea 3: Initial reaction and community rating form on Aug 18 2014, 5:32p
That was 4231 was it not?
Commented on Burnley 1 - Chelsea 3: Initial reaction and community rating form on Aug 18 2014, 5:25p - 2 replies
No Subject
Commented on Burnley 1 - Chelsea 3: Initial reaction and community rating form on Aug 18 2014, 5:23p
Mother dearest, I would love it if you could bring me a piece of your loaf made from assorted animal muscles. Thank you.
Commented on Burnley 1 - Chelsea 3: Initial reaction and community rating form on Aug 18 2014, 5:14p
Just came back from 'gasming.
Commented on Burnley 1 - Chelsea 3: Initial reaction and community rating form on Aug 18 2014, 5:07p - 1 reply
YO-SAY MOE-REEN-INHO
Commented on Burnley vs. Chelsea: Confirmed lineups on Aug 18 2014, 2:58p - 1 reply
COME ON BOYS ITS TIME!!
Commented on Burnley vs. Chelsea: Confirmed lineups on Aug 18 2014, 2:57p
OH SHIT SON! Trade Azpi for Luis and we got our strongest XI out there.
Commented on Burnley vs. Chelsea: Confirmed lineups on Aug 18 2014, 2:22p - 2 replies
There's a difference between being useless and actively hindering.
Commented on Chelsea striker set to join Middlesbrough on loan, according to reports on Aug 18 2014, 2:02p
Glad for Boro and Jose's friend Karanka. Hope they come up.
Commented on Chelsea striker set to join Middlesbrough on loan, according to reports on Aug 18 2014, 12:31p
Exactly what he is. An obstacle. A hindrance.
Commented on Chelsea striker set to join Middlesbrough on loan, according to reports on Aug 18 2014, 12:30p - 1 reply
At times. Not saying he's the best, but most definitely a better option than Fernando.
Commented on Chelsea striker set to join Middlesbrough on loan, according to reports on Aug 18 2014, 12:30p
What? He played CF for Germany.
Commented on Chelsea striker set to join Middlesbrough on loan, according to reports on Aug 18 2014, 12:25p - 2 replies
I'm not a fan of that, but I'd still prefer that over Fernando.
Commented on Chelsea striker set to join Middlesbrough on loan, according to reports on Aug 18 2014, 11:38a
You catch the WC, bro? He was awesome! No one's worse than Torres.
Commented on Chelsea striker set to join Middlesbrough on loan, according to reports on Aug 18 2014, 11:38a - 1 reply
Who?
Commented on Chelsea striker set to join Middlesbrough on loan, according to reports on Aug 18 2014, 10:54a
Schurrle or Torres?
Commented on Chelsea striker set to join Middlesbrough on loan, according to reports on Aug 18 2014, 10:54a - 1 reply
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