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A club for gentlemen, eh? How very gentlemanly of you to fire class acts like Del Bosque and Heynckes.
Commented on Real Madrid has learned nothing, and it doesn't deserve José Mourinho on May 21 2013, 12:57p - 2 replies
How much cheaper we talking about? He'd still probably cost somewhere around 25-30m.
Commented on Blues linked to Mario Gomez on May 20 2013, 9:05p - 3 replies
I think Song would do pretty well in a double pivot with a more defensive CM, like Mikel.
Commented on Chelsea secure 3rd place with victory against Everton on May 20 2013, 2:34a - 1 reply
We should offer him an escape route from the embarrassment.
Commented on Chelsea secure 3rd place with victory against Everton on May 20 2013, 2:20a - 1 reply
Really? You've seen that explosiveness from his 2008 days?
Commented on Chelsea secure 3rd place with victory against Everton on May 20 2013, 12:07a - 1 reply
Liverpool form? That's looooooooonnnnnggg gone.
Commented on Chelsea secure 3rd place with victory against Everton on May 19 2013, 11:51p - 2 replies
Torres over Ba? Seems slightly knee-jerky. Torres is in good form, Ba isn't.
Commented on Chelsea secure 3rd place with victory against Everton on May 19 2013, 3:18p - 6 replies
Belgian Loanees!
Commented on Chelsea 2-1 Everton: Reaction and community player ratings on May 19 2013, 2:41p
The guy in yellow stepped on De Rossi's foot. With cleats. That hurts.
Commented on Chelsea 2-1 Everton: Reaction and community player ratings on May 19 2013, 2:02p - 1 reply
El Cholo
Commented on Chelsea 2-1 Everton: Reaction and community player ratings on May 19 2013, 1:36p - 1 reply
Simeone too.
Commented on Chelsea 2-1 Everton: Reaction and community player ratings on May 19 2013, 1:34p - 1 reply
After he defended Suarez during bite-gate?
Commented on Chelsea 2-1 Everton: Reaction and community player ratings on May 19 2013, 1:34p
Pelligrini, Heynckes, King Carlo.
Commented on Chelsea 2-1 Everton: Reaction and community player ratings on May 19 2013, 1:33p - 1 reply
Yes.
Commented on Chelsea 2-1 Everton: Reaction and community player ratings on May 19 2013, 1:29p - 1 reply
They are at the complete opposite ends of the cunt spectrum.
Commented on Chelsea 2-1 Everton: Reaction and community player ratings on May 19 2013, 1:20p
So that chant isn;t a mockery of our shameful "ferdinand you know what you are"?
Commented on Chelsea 2-1 Everton: Reaction and community player ratings on May 19 2013, 1:18p
Found videos of Lulu's goals! Get em while their hot.
Commented on Chelsea 2-1 Everton: Reaction and community player ratings on May 19 2013, 1:12p - 2 replies
Thanks for everything Paulo!
Commented on Chelsea 2-1 Everton: Reaction and community player ratings on May 19 2013, 1:05p - 6 replies
United fans stole our chant! They were singing "Champions of England, we know what we are".
Commented on Chelsea 2-1 Everton: Reaction and community player ratings on May 19 2013, 1:05p - 2 replies
How fast was Lulu's hat trick?
Commented on Chelsea vs. Everton: 2nd half thread on May 19 2013, 12:54p - 2 replies
I'm gonna need gifs of those Lulu goals, STAT!
Commented on Chelsea vs. Everton: 2nd half thread on May 19 2013, 12:50p
LUKAKU HAT TRICK MOFOS!! YEA
Commented on Chelsea vs. Everton: 2nd half thread on May 19 2013, 12:48p
He's our victory cigar.
Commented on Chelsea vs. Everton: 2nd half thread on May 19 2013, 12:47p
Why is everyone retiring this year?
Commented on Chelsea vs. Everton: 2nd half thread on May 19 2013, 12:43p - 1 reply
Maybe we're just waiting for his contract to expire so we can get him started on a new Mascot contract.
Commented on Chelsea vs. Everton: 2nd half thread on May 19 2013, 12:43p
PAULO'S LEAVING US??!??
Commented on Chelsea vs. Everton: 2nd half thread on May 19 2013, 12:41p - 4 replies
Cesar for Mata? Cesar RW?
Commented on Chelsea vs. Everton: 2nd half thread on May 19 2013, 12:41p
If we draw that is***
Commented on Chelsea vs. Everton: 2nd half thread on May 19 2013, 12:40p
Arse have to score four right?
Commented on Chelsea vs. Everton: 2nd half thread on May 19 2013, 12:39p - 2 replies
Dont feel bad, I thought Ba should've stayed too.
Commented on Chelsea vs. Everton: 2nd half thread on May 19 2013, 12:37p
50 quid, REPAID!
Commented on Chelsea vs. Everton: 2nd half thread on May 19 2013, 12:36p - 3 replies
Christensen on for Torres. Moses on for Mata (let the little man rest!)
Commented on Chelsea vs. Everton: 2nd half thread on May 19 2013, 11:58a - 1 reply
Can't really blame Carra. Zola made a ton of defenders look like schoolboys.
Commented on Chelsea vs. Everton: Lineups and Game Thread on May 19 2013, 11:54a
He's a consistent mofo, but that doesnt mean his form hasnt dropped.
Commented on Chelsea vs. Everton: Lineups and Game Thread on May 19 2013, 11:52a
We couldn't buy a foul from this ref.
Commented on Chelsea vs. Everton: Lineups and Game Thread on May 19 2013, 11:47a - 1 reply
How the fuck...... Super Frank? C'MON!!
Commented on Chelsea vs. Everton: Lineups and Game Thread on May 19 2013, 11:44a
The qualifiers have a pot? Color me surprised.
Commented on Chelsea vs. Everton: Lineups and Game Thread on May 19 2013, 11:31a - 2 replies
We could draw the likes of AC Milan in the qualifiers, so it's best if we didn't fuck this up.
Commented on Chelsea vs. Everton: Lineups and Game Thread on May 19 2013, 11:29a - 4 replies
Cole has been..... well let's just say it's definitely not contract renewal time.
Commented on Chelsea vs. Everton: Lineups and Game Thread on May 19 2013, 11:16a
Unluckiest concession ever? Two great interceptions with unfortunate rebounds.
Commented on Chelsea vs. Everton: Lineups and Game Thread on May 19 2013, 11:15a
At least Ba did something useful.
Commented on Chelsea vs. Everton: Lineups and Game Thread on May 19 2013, 11:08a - 1 reply
You know what I mean.
Commented on Chelsea vs. Everton: Lineups and Game Thread on May 19 2013, 11:08a
Was that Torres or Ba? I mean WTF!
Commented on Chelsea vs. Everton: Lineups and Game Thread on May 19 2013, 11:05a - 1 reply
"Champions of Europa" heard already!
Commented on Chelsea vs. Everton: Lineups and Game Thread on May 19 2013, 11:01a
WTF? It's the one and only chance of Lulu fucking up SAF's last day.
Commented on Chelsea vs. Everton: Lineups and Game Thread on May 19 2013, 10:58a - 1 reply
I feel that to win we're gonna need to score more goals than Everton.
Commented on Chelsea vs. Everton: Team News & Preview on May 19 2013, 12:20a - 4 replies
for Tottenham Hotspur
Voted on May 18 2013, 10:40p
In summary, the media are dumb, they will continue to be dumb, and people will continue to gobble down their bullshit as long as it fits their narrative.
Commented on Rafa Benitez, the media and the hazards of confirmation bias on May 18 2013, 4:47a - 1 reply
It only takes into account how good a team is in Europe. And we've won a Euro cup twice in two years. I can understand why we're third.
Commented on Juan Mata, Frank Lampard, Nathan Ake, and Oscar collect trophies at Chelsea's annual awards ceremony on May 17 2013, 2:00a
Decent job. You get 6/10 from me Rafa. Respect +.1
Commented on On Rafa, His Legacy, And What Lies Ahead on May 17 2013, 1:56a
Cause we are a strong, independent team who no need no defense or midfield shielding.
Commented on On Rafa, His Legacy, And What Lies Ahead on May 17 2013, 1:50a - 1 reply
Luiz-Ramires is a great pivot, if we're looking to flawlessly impersonate headless chickens.
Commented on On Rafa, His Legacy, And What Lies Ahead on May 17 2013, 1:49a
All the LOLs for Jezza's latest tweet:
Commented on Chelsea win the Europa League: Reaction and player ratings on May 15 2013, 5:52p
Just heard of Bela Guttmanns curse.
Commented on Chelsea win the Europa League: Reaction and player ratings on May 15 2013, 5:45p - 6 replies
LAMPARD WITH HIS BEST MEIRELES IMPRESSION. Slightly not good enough though.
Commented on Chelsea win the Europa League: Reaction and player ratings on May 15 2013, 5:42p - 1 reply
It said this comment timed out!
Commented on Chelsea win the Europa League: Reaction and player ratings on May 15 2013, 5:30p
If he wasnt fit, that's another story, you're right.
Commented on Chelsea win the Europa League: Reaction and player ratings on May 15 2013, 5:26p - 1 reply
The ends justify the means eh? I dont subscribe to that particular magazine.
Commented on Chelsea win the Europa League: Reaction and player ratings on May 15 2013, 5:22p - 1 reply
It was tense at the end there. I wasn't sure if the guard of honor for Rafa was big enough.
Commented on Chelsea win the Europa League: Reaction and player ratings on May 15 2013, 5:19p - 2 replies
Pep V Mou (possible) Super Cup FINAL!!!
Commented on Chelsea win the Europa League: Reaction and player ratings on May 15 2013, 5:11p - 1 reply
Pep V Mou Super Cup FINAL!!!
Commented on Chelsea win the Europa League: Reaction and player ratings on May 15 2013, 5:11p - 3 replies
Maybe the Europa League isn't completely useless? This feels awesome!
Commented on Chelsea win the Europa League: Reaction and player ratings on May 15 2013, 5:07p - 1 reply
Vitor Peirera
Commented on Meet the Reds, meet the Reds, step right up and greet the ... the Eagles of S.L. Benfica on May 14 2013, 2:34a - 1 reply
I want to see this on Wednesday:
Commented on Meet the Reds, meet the Reds, step right up and greet the ... the Eagles of S.L. Benfica on May 14 2013, 1:38a - 3 replies
Anything less than double what we paid is highway robbery.
Commented on On the Kevin de Bruyne - Borussia Dortmund thing on May 14 2013, 1:02a
Falcao has no choice on where to go. His third party ownership is sending him to wherever there is the most $$$.
Commented on Romelu Lukaku will probably be on loan again next season on May 13 2013, 1:48p - 1 reply
Swansea don't have Michu anymore or something? And no, loaning him would be a bad move.
Commented on Romelu Lukaku will probably be on loan again next season on May 13 2013, 1:39p - 2 replies
True. He doesn't have to better than "prime" Cech though.
Commented on Thibaut Courtois wins La Liga honors on May 13 2013, 11:59a
"Hmmm, But do you think that Cech at his best, was anything near Courtois at his best?"
Commented on Thibaut Courtois wins La Liga honors on May 13 2013, 4:38a - 1 reply
Malaga play in 15 mins. Anyone know if Piazon is starting?
Commented on Watford Playoff Fight / Tottenham Top Four Fight / No Fighting Open Thread on May 12 2013, 2:48p - 1 reply
Source?
Commented on Watford Playoff Fight / Tottenham Top Four Fight / No Fighting Open Thread on May 12 2013, 2:01p - 1 reply
That's called giving him time.
Commented on Watford Playoff Fight / Tottenham Top Four Fight / No Fighting Open Thread on May 12 2013, 1:36p - 2 replies
Arsenal are facing a Wigan that absolutely has to win to avoid relegation. If I were them, I'd be shitting bricks.
Commented on Watford Playoff Fight / Tottenham Top Four Fight / No Fighting Open Thread on May 12 2013, 1:17p - 1 reply
Well we should obviously sell him them.
Commented on Watford Playoff Fight / Tottenham Top Four Fight / No Fighting Open Thread on May 12 2013, 1:13p
Spurs. I want to see how Arsenal handle it.
Commented on Watford Playoff Fight / Tottenham Top Four Fight / No Fighting Open Thread on May 12 2013, 1:05p
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