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The Major is Movin' On

The Longhorns' chosen son will be leaving Austin for a second and final time.

Mack's Last Stand

It's his Waterloo, Alamo, and Waco all rolled into one final battle, the importance of which cannot be understated enough.

Battle for the Big 12 -- Week 11

The Moxiewagon rolls on home to Austin for yet another test of the Case Rules.

You're going to need a new suit, Steve

And there is probably one in the closet from Patterson's days at UT undergrad and law school. The first piece of the Texas, Inc Reorg puzzle is in place. Next to drop is a new head coach. Who might that be?

Battle for the Big 12: Week 9

Would it be possible to just pretend BYU and Ole Miss never happened? Along with Manny Diaz?

Battle for the Big 12: Week 7

Happy to be 3-0 in Big 12 play and Operation: Our Time Our Conference is still on schedule. Except this week it's not a running joke.

Battle for the Big 12: Week 6

The Longhorns steal one, Baylor puts up 70 again, and OU survives a scare in Norman.

Bellmont Spin Cycle on HIGH

notes and quotes from Mack Brown's Monday press conference.

Battle for the Big 12: Week 5

Just keep laying the points on Baylor until proven otherwise.

Texas Longhorns Football Practice Update 9-27-13

Operation OUR TIME, OUR CONFERENCE is right on schedule.

Battle for the Big 12: Week 4

You can retire now, Bill Snyder. And you can join him, Mack Brown.

Battle for the Big 12: Week 3

You're officially on notice, Kansas. Texas is in pole position to lose the Big 12, despite the propaganda coming out of Bellmont.

Battle for the Big 12: Week 2

Longhorn fans can eject the shuttle pod and orbit in space for the next few years until the Bellmont Aparatik transitions power to a new party that gives a shit about winning football games.

It's always sunny in Austin.

You know you've reached the bottom when your rivals don't even laugh at the charades in Austin anymore, but just feel genuine sympathy. Relatives that failed to call when your daughter was born appear out of nowhere deeply concerned for your sanity.

Former BYU LB Scouts the Horns

Former BYU LB Brandon Ogletree ('12) offers some good insight on week 1 efforts by the Longhorns and Cougars and how the two teams match up in Provo.

Battle for the Big 12: Week 1

KU is still undefeated, K. State gets North Dakotered, Texas / OU swap spots

Trouble 'Round the Bend

Climb aboard this coal train and get ready for a bumpy ride.

Shuttlesworth on Line 1: Sorry, Gotta Take This

Jesus Shuttlesworth and The Asset walk into a bar ... the one in BC's downtown Austin office. Glasses clanked, drinks were dranked, and insidery knowledge was spreaded. Come get some.

Welcome Back, Desmond Harrison

The Longhorns welcomed back Desmond Harrison to practice today. Talk about a smoove entrance.

First Scrimmage Report

Daje dazzles, RBs are everywhere, and Ced Reed would have had 18 sacks but the OL still looks great! Step inside the Zero Sum Dome, where Desmond Harrison is actually eligible because Mormon lawyers and Brian Davis should have known better.

Three Commits in Three Days: Mack is Back!

The third commitment in three days and 14th overall for the 2014 class is a big one for Texas. Take THAT, SEC. Is it fair to say we own you?


2014 LB Otaro Olaka Commits to the University of Texas Longhorns

On this site, here did battle the Orange & White

1's vs 2's, 3's vs 1's. It's a matchup analyst's dream game. Get your face paint on, yo.

2014 Talent is Austin Bound

After a lackluster end to the 2013 class, the Longhorns look to get a jump on a loaded 2014 crop. Can a brother get a DT up in here?

NFL Playoffs Open Thread: May the football be good

You're looking live! 4 degrees in Denver. 70 in Austin.

Rounding Out the 2013 Recruiting Classes

A look at the 2013 targets for the Texas Longhorns with one month left until signing day, and a surprise commitment for Rick Barnes from PG Isaiah Taylor.

The 2012 Barking Carnival Holiday Gift Guide

Would you like a new head coach? We have the perfect gift! Comes with 1 national championship ring, 2 conference titles, 3 iPods of crunk tunes, 4 veteran PR assistants, and a $5 million contract. Get him now before it becomes $5.5 million next week!

Black Friday Sale - 30% Off Head Coaches!

Why wait until after the Bowl Season to buy a new head coach? Great deals abound! Trade in your $5 million coach for a better one at half the price!

Turkey Day Totes & Tiaras - Double Portions

Handing out awards for footballing shame and virtue in Week 12

The Football Is Good Again: Top 25 Recap

Handing out week 9 awards footballing virtue and shame to the top 25, from Cajun misfortune to the luck of the Irish.

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