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Mack Brown for Coach of the Year?


What kind of poll is this? Ahhh ... the sponsored kind where fans vote.

Texas Escapes With a Win in Lawrence


Case McCoy leads Texas on a 4th quarter touchdown drive with 2:33 to go, beating what appeared to be the best team in the country.

Ole! The Texas endzone awaits!


Handing out weekly awards of footballing shame and virtue through week 8 in Big 12 play.

Moving on to Baylor: Nothing a few claps can't fix


Mack Brown has asked the team to move on, to not let a loss to OU beat us twice. He's digging deeper, working hard to FIX THIS (for the fourth time). So we don't get embarrassed again. He's leaving...

Big 12 Mid-season Rankings - Tote Bags & Tiaras


Vasherized takes a look at the Big 12 contenders and pretenders through six weeks of action. Will your team earn a tote bag or tiara?

Oh, how we missed you, Buckeyes...

The Buckeyes and Longhorns will meet again with the Buckeyes heading to DKR in 2022 and the Longhorns to the 'Shoe in 2023.

Big 12 Week 5 Recap: Tote Bags & Tiaras


Handing out week 5 awards for footballing virtue and shame in Big 12 play.

Big 12 Week 4 Tote Bags & Tiaras


Handing out the Big 12's weekly awards for footballing virtue and shame.

Big 12 Recap: Week 3 - Tote Bags & Tiaras

Step into our strip mall ballroom and pull up a fold out chair while we hand out this week's Big 12 Tote Bags & Tiaras.

Big 12 Week 2 Recap: Tote Bags & Tiaras


Handing out awards of honor and shame after week 2 in Big 12 play.

Handing out Tote Bags & Tiaras: Big 12 Recap - Week 1


Recapping the first week of Big 12 action, with Tote Bags to the victors and Tiaras for those that fell short of the mark, even if they won.

Texas Longhorns vs Wyoming Cowboys: Post Game Thread


This is where you make your case for why Texas wins another national championship based on one game against the Wyoming Cowboys.

2012 Oklahoma Football Preview: Sooner State of the Union


Don't believe the war machine propaganda coming out of Norman, Oklahoma. It's a thin line between 11-1 and 8-4. It could go any direction for the Sooners this year, despite what you hear from Herr...

Longhorns Ranked #15 in the first AP Poll


A look at the first AP college football poll for the 2012 season.

Some Guarantees For The 2012 Texas Longhorn Football Season


BOLD! PREDICTIONS! about the 2012 Texas Longhorn football season you can take to a highly leveraged offshore bank and redeem them for Greek bonds or used visors from the Bob Stoops Collection.

2014 DE Derick Roberson Commits to Texas and it's a huge one


Mack strikes back. After patiently watching SEC teams shower 2014 Texas blue chips with early offers, Mack Brown responded in kind, letting those approved for an early offer act on an early...

"They wouldn't let me hit 700"


Kenny V doin some work in the gym. Yeah, that's a safety. And don't start with the three-quarter squat BS ... Can't wait to watch this kid blow up the combine after earning All America honors. Remember how much you missed Earl Thomas? Enjoy #4's senior year. All hail The Destructive Back. He's everything you thought Rufus Harris would be and more.

Texas Longhorns To Face Ole Miss Rebels in Primetime


Talking about the Night Game Multiplier. Your trip to the Grove just got a lot more interesting... It's been announced that the Texas / Ole Miss game in Oxford on 9/15 will be at 8:15 CST. The...

This Week in Aggie Idiocy: RTF major films A&M undergrads attempting to endear themselves to...


This Week in Aggie Idiocy: RTF major films A&M undergrads attempting to endear themselves to the SEC, with a not very special appearance by R. Bowtie Loftin.

Stayin Alive: Miami Heat / OKC Thunder Game 5 Open Thread


Vegas likes the Thunder -3. Sounds about right. Get this win and bring it back to OKC to close it out. The quality of your real time comments could very well determine the victor, so choose your...


Freshman OL Camhron Hughes Tears ACL

Even if it was cool watching Shaun Rogers dunk over a 5'7 engineering student whilst flatfooted, or walking over to Gregory just to see if Kenny Vaccaro just might kill a man, football players...

Sporting Sunday Open Thread


The Texas men's Golf team is squaring off against 'Bama for the National Championship today, currently underway and we're leading in three out of four matches early on with one left to start. Live...


Two Links For Your Consideration

SEARELS AIN'T SKEERED Stacy continues to pursue out-of-state studs for what we shall call Zee Panzer OL Experimentch. Centers that rollerskate backwards after the snap need not apply. The next...

Take a ride on THE RELEGATOR: Would the English Premier League's system work in college football?


Climb aboard The Relegator as we survey college football's landscape for potential plunder and glory.

Superlatives Abound! CFN Ranks Longhorns #5 in Post-Spring Football Poll


This gem had to be guest authored by Bill Little. Relish the apricot & ginger-scented chem trails of the Dreamwagon as it flies over Mount Bonnell, launching burnt orange rainbows all up in yo face... Enough is enough. The defense that led the Big 12, and finished 11th in the nation despite playing in a conference loaded with top offenses, will be fantastic. It’s deep, talented, and full of next-level playmakers even with tackle Kheeston Randall, MLB Keenan Robinson, and WLB Emmanuel Acho gone. End Jackson Jeffcoat should be in for a huge year, while Quandre Diggs and Carrington Byndom form a good corner tandem for a great secondary. And then there’s the offense. David Ash is expected to take the starting quarterback job by the horns, but he’ll have to fight to keep it. Malcolm Brown has the ability and potential to be the program’s best back since Cedric Benson, while the receiving corps of Jaxon Shipley, Marquise Goodwin, and Mike Davis could be the best Texas has had in a decade. The O line that started four underclassmen should be a rock. Assuming the college football season isn't cancelled after tonight's intellectual debate, I see absolutely no reason why we should not go undefeated. 13-0 or bust.

Barrett Matthews opts not to share Parmesan, four Longhorns arrested


Nothing to see here ... some Longhorns got arrested. It happens.

Words That Don't Go Together: SEC + Stricter + Academics + Rules


For your Monday morning consideration ... Missouri is having to adapt its academic policies to meet the more stringent requirements of the SEC. No shit. But it gets better. MU is now a part of...

Scouting the Oklahoma Sooner Spring Game


Buckle your chinstraps, Carnival-goers. Fake Ken Tremendous and yours truly are about to take you on a whirlwind tour of the Oklahoma Internet media's tireless Sooner coverage. (Yes, Oklahoma has...

Handicapping the Heisman Race: The Big 12's Contenders


Handicapping the Big 12's chances of bringing home a Heisman Trophy.


Road rash on an overworked hog? Only Clinton can help you now, Bobby

the freek comes through once again. via @edsbs

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