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If we can stop Scott Drew from buying new 5-star players at halftime we have a chance. Game tips at noon on CBS. Verne and Clark with the call.

Hail to the (yaawwwwnnn) Victors! yeah. Since you probably didn't watch it, Michigan beat Virginia Tech 23-20 in Tuesday's Sugar Bowl despite only gaining 183 yards and possessing the ball for 23...

In 2012, all open game threads will officially begin in the 2nd quarter to prevent idiots from taking it over in the first. Andrew Luck, Shitbird, Old Man Weeden, Illin' Matt Millen ... this one...

Taylor Bible and Darius White have left the building ... shocker. We'll sign 28-29 in this class meaning there's more attrition to come. Thurs afternoon update: Add Mark Buchanan, Dravantti...

The Aggies have perfected the art of bungling the simplest of tasks. These feats are legendary and well documented in Internet Halls of Fame. More difficult processes, such as hiring and firing...

From the Good Ship Beebe. 1st Team Offense QB - Robert Griffin III - Baylor RB - Terrance Ganaway - Baylor RB - Henry Josey - Missouri FB - Trey Millard - OU WR - Kendall Wright - Baylor WR - Ryan...

Fact: A bulldog cannot outrun a honeybadger, but he can roll over and lick his own balls while LSU drops 40 on Georgia. Mark Richt might as well do the same. Look for a UCLA / Oregon beatdown...

The CFO of Texas A&M's athletic department, Jeff Toole, called R. Bowen Loftin a 'putz' and a 'hopelessly underqualified puppet' on Texags during the summer, posting under the handle UtayAgs. T...

Texas And Texas A&M: A Strange Divorce In The Church Of Football The game experience is unlike anything else in college football: coordinated, regimented, and disciplined to a degree one might not...

We shall keep it lit for Reveille to see in both this world and the next ... Here's an awesome clip of the final drive and ensuing celebration taken by a Longhorn band trumpet player. Well done...

If we don't stop Mike Sherman from napping through the second half, we have a chance.

Upset for the ages? Not really. Mike Gundy is still the coach in Stillwater after all. You can just imagine T. Boone texting visor boy, thumbing his diamond studded iPhone from the owner's suite: I...

Things are going exactly according to plan for the Wildcats and Snyder's crew rolls into Austin with a 8-2 record ranked #13 in the AP Poll. Is it really overachieving if he does it every goddamn...

It's meltdown time Yes, every once in a while you need to read something other than Barking Carniecosm for daily sustenance. And if you're not familiar with this feature at rollbamaroll, you're...

For the few in our audience that don't read Greek, Texas won a big head-to-head battle over Kansas for Ioannis Papapetrou, a 6'7, 200 lb shooting guard from Florida Air Academy in Melbourne, Fla. D...

We all have our own way of preparing for a big game. I like to wake up to a michelada & migas while watching Lou Holtz spit at my television on College GameDay before heading down to DKR to set up...

If we can stop Okies from breeding in the cattle stalls we have a chance.

You'll always be Uncle Rico to me you slack jawed Okie Some stats from ESPN with a little fuzzy math but Manny Diaz sees right through it. Oklahoma quarterback Landry Jones completes just less than...

Huskers & Byaadgers at Camp Randall. JUMP AROUND. Saban in the Swamp. GO GATAH. RGIII vs the Dark Wizard of Manhattan. Over/under on incompletions for #10: 6 Lou Holtz. Still alive. On television. D...

A reporter in Gainesville made the mistake of dropping a Star Wars reference on Will Muschamp during a media session yesterday. Classic folksy Muschamp playing the dumb guy from Georgia while...

After three weeks of posturing, bluffing, and begging by conference ADs, we're back to where we started one month ago -- in the same unstable, misnamed conference. Are you suffering from CRF? So...

This is why Texas fans should be relieved but not overjoyed if we finally beat UCLA. And if we lose again ... STOP. Don't contemplate that right now. Just keep reading. In the spirit of John...

There is a misunderstanding that needs attention. Whenever this happens, we dispatch a few Barkers to clean it up the problem quickly and efficiently like Harvey Keitel, except we are clothed. ~V U...

In rewatching Saturday's game, freshmen were all over the field making huge plays when we needed them. From Shipley's circus catches in the 4th quarter and Malcolm Brown's game-clinching run to...

Same spot just north of the tennis courts under what Tipsy Gypsie thinks is an Oak Tree but forensic studies have determined is actually a Pecan tree. We'll be hosting a bachelor party but the...

Have you ever wanted to sit down at a nice Mexican dive with our mad genius offensive coordinator, sip a few cold ones, and talk football for a few hours? Me too. Today's Longhorn Luncheon in the...

17/20/323 with 5 TD passes halfway through third quarter. 15 straight completions. Kendall Wright torched the Horned Frogs in the first half with 8/159/3TD(2rec, 1 pass). 47-23 Baylor. The Casey...

Texas -23 just happens to be VegasKyle's favorite pick of the week. Cappers love the first few weeks of the season because the linemakers in Vegas don't have a good feel yet for how teams will come...

We're joining forces with the Jesus this year and his merry pranksters from the Recruitocosm. We're not sure how many of his legions of fans will come to say hello but if you walk up and ask which...