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The Game of Thrones-to-English Premier League Converter: If only Chelsea paid all its debts...


HODOR! CARROLL! HODOR! CARROLL! And here beginneth the offseason schedule of miscellany in sport and leisure. I realize this post targets the other kind of footballing audience but it's a hat...

Scattershooting the Texas Longhorns Orange & White Game: The Defense


This will be much more brief than the wandering diary that was my post on our Offense. Scipio Texicanus already addressed depth concerns, or lack thereof, and how we are just a few overachieving...

Scattershooting the Texas Longhorns Orange & White Game: The Offense


Here are the game highlights (from the Longhorn Network) and my thoughts on the offense. Once we get a torrent of the video, LonghornScott will be along to dazzle with all of his fire zone fury. ...

Orange & White Game Open Thread


It's a glorious day for football. Low 80s, cool breeze, and talent everywhere. Here are seven guys I'll be watching closely today: Steve Edmond Josh Turner Demarco Cobbs John Harris Joe Bergeron R...

Inside the Tote Bag: 3.28.12


Do things Al Golden's way or he'll find somebody who can. Anyone, really. And if your name happens to be Eric Winston, Bryant McKinnie, or any combination of those names that would be really cool...

Embarrassing Moments in Longhorn Fandom


A history of shame and scandal on the 40 Acres.

Texas Longhorns NFL Pro Day Updates


Guys have gotten measured and weighed in, now running 40's and doing bench. No, Tray Allen really isn't 6'5". Kheeton Randall 6-4 / 293Keenan Robinson 6-3 / 242Christian Scott 5-11 / 220David Snow...

Beat the Barkers 2012 - members only jacket required


Beat the Barkers NCAA 2012 Bracket Contest

TJ Ford to Retire


Thanks for getting this whole thing started, TJ. Hook'em.

Beat the Barkers 2012 NCAA Tourney Bracket


Barking Carnival's 2012 NCAA Bracket Contest

Meet the New Insider: The CDO


We'd like to welcome a new friend to the Carnival, an insider we shall call The CDO, or Collateralized Debt Obligation. It's what sunk our nation's economy and it's also what will restore your...

Daytona 500 should wrap up by Thursday


Lots of bleary-eyed mullets rolling into work late today.

Longhorns Spring Practice Report - Day Two: Ash is the man and a sighting at TE


Practice notes aplenty from day two action.

Texas lands commitment from multi-tooled, multi-voweled monster


Lucky #7 is a big one for Texas. Deoundrei Davis is the top LB in the state and could also end up playing with a hand on the ground. The 6-3, 215-pound stud from Cypress was flying up recruiting lists, recently picking up offers from the likes of Oklahoma, Oklahoma State, Texas Tech and Texas A&M. After Mack offered late Saturday night, it didn't take long for Davis to pull the trigger.

A ticket to the County Fair


What are you doing at 6 am?

Day one practice pics are up


Donald Hawkins and Brandon Moore are grown ass men. Maybe Bill Snyder was on to something over the last three decades with this JUCO thing. Duke Thomas looks like a baller. Based off one picture, I project future all-conference honors.

Early Spring Sundry: JD2, Iowambic pentameter, and Baylor Rising


I left a blizzard in Colorado on Sunday and came back to an early Spring in Austin-- a 60 degree temperature swing accompanied by young coeds getting in early tanning work, hipsters showing off...

Bennie Wylie's OL/DL Workout


If you had the Longhorn Network, you would have already seen this. But you don't, so here is Bennie Wylie pushing tractors around, looking better than you do in a spandex shirt. Maybe they'll dig...

2012 International Bowl Live Game Thread


Live now on CBS College Sports. It's also streaming online but the link is currently down. will be along shortly... Texas commits Malcom Brown, Tim Cole, Caleb Bluiett, and Daje Johnson...

Texas Longhorns vs Baylor Bears Live Game Thread


If we can stop Scott Drew from buying new 5-star players at halftime we have a chance. Game tips at noon on CBS. Verne and Clark with the call.

2012 Sundry: Under Armour, Holgo vs Diaz, Jerry Jones, Kirk Bohls Drinking Game, and More!


Hail to the (yaawwwwnnn) Victors! yeah. Since you probably didn't watch it, Michigan beat Virginia Tech 23-20 in Tuesday's Sugar Bowl despite only gaining 183 yards and possessing the ball for 23...

Fiesta Bowl Open Thread: Stanford vs Okie State


In 2012, all open game threads will officially begin in the 2nd quarter to prevent idiots from taking it over in the first. Andrew Luck, Shitbird, Old Man Weeden, Illin' Matt Millen ... this one...

Attrition Watch – Thursday Update


Taylor Bible and Darius White have left the building ... shocker. We'll sign 28-29 in this class meaning there's more attrition to come. Thurs afternoon update: Add Mark Buchanan, Dravantti...

Who is Top Chef in College Station? Kevin Sumlin is about to find out.


The Aggies have perfected the art of bungling the simplest of tasks. These feats are legendary and well documented in Internet Halls of Fame. More difficult processes, such as hiring and firing...

2011 All-Big 12 Teams


From the Good Ship Beebe. 1st Team Offense QB - Robert Griffin III - Baylor RB - Terrance Ganaway - Baylor RB - Henry Josey - Missouri FB - Trey Millard - OU WR - Kendall Wright - Baylor WR - Ryan...

Championship Saturday Open Thread

Fact: A bulldog cannot outrun a honeybadger, but he can roll over and lick his own balls while LSU drops 40 on Georgia. Mark Richt might as well do the same. Look for a UCLA / Oregon beatdown...

Just when you think couldn't get any better...


The CFO of Texas A&M's athletic department, Jeff Toole, called R. Bowen Loftin a 'putz' and a 'hopelessly underqualified puppet' on Texags during the summer, posting under the handle UtayAgs. T...

A post-mortem appetizer: Spencer Hall takes in College Station


Texas And Texas A&M: A Strange Divorce In The Church Of Football The game experience is unlike anything else in college football: coordinated, regimented, and disciplined to a degree one might not...

27-25 ∞ …


We shall keep it lit for Reveille to see in both this world and the next ... Here's an awesome clip of the final drive and ensuing celebration taken by a Longhorn band trumpet player. Well done...

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