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Turkey Day Open Game Thread: Texas Longhorns vs College Station Aggies

If we don't stop Mike Sherman from napping through the second half, we have a chance.

Saturday Open Thread: A Tribute to Paul Rhoads


Upset for the ages? Not really. Mike Gundy is still the coach in Stillwater after all. You can just imagine T. Boone texting visor boy, thumbing his diamond studded iPhone from the owner's suite: I...

Week 12 Sundry: The Dark Wizard Arrives


Things are going exactly according to plan for the Wildcats and Snyder's crew rolls into Austin with a 8-2 record ranked #13 in the AP Poll. Is it really overachieving if he does it every goddamn...

Week 8 Sundry: Texas Tech Edition


It's meltdown time Yes, every once in a while you need to read something other than Barking Carniecosm for daily sustenance. And if you're not familiar with this feature at rollbamaroll, you're...

Ιωαννης Παπαπετρου Commits to Texas


For the few in our audience that don't read Greek, Texas won a big head-to-head battle over Kansas for Ioannis Papapetrou, a 6'7, 200 lb shooting guard from Florida Air Academy in Melbourne, Fla. D...

The Air Raid is Coming. Will YOU Be Prepared, Texas Fan?


We all have our own way of preparing for a big game. I like to wake up to a michelada & migas while watching Lou Holtz spit at my television on College GameDay before heading down to DKR to set up...

Texas / OU Live Game Thread


If we can stop Okies from breeding in the cattle stalls we have a chance.

Texas/OU Sundry: 24 Hours to Kickoff


You'll always be Uncle Rico to me you slack jawed Okie Some stats from ESPN with a little fuzzy math but Manny Diaz sees right through it. Oklahoma quarterback Landry Jones completes just less than...

Week 4 College Football Open Thread


Huskers & Byaadgers at Camp Randall. JUMP AROUND. Saban in the Swamp. GO GATAH. RGIII vs the Dark Wizard of Manhattan. Over/under on incompletions for #10: 6 Lou Holtz. Still alive. On television. D...

Muschamp: I watched the Entire Strikes Back


A reporter in Gainesville made the mistake of dropping a Star Wars reference on Will Muschamp during a media session yesterday. Classic folksy Muschamp playing the dumb guy from Georgia while...

Do you have Conference Realignment Fatigue? Here's your cure.


After three weeks of posturing, bluffing, and begging by conference ADs, we're back to where we started one month ago -- in the same unstable, misnamed conference. Are you suffering from CRF? So...

Structural Inspirations in College Football: Rick Neuheisel's Mound of Mediocrity


This is why Texas fans should be relieved but not overjoyed if we finally beat UCLA. And if we lose again ... STOP. Don't contemplate that right now. Just keep reading. In the spirit of John...

The S.E.C. is D.O.A. and This is W.H.Y.


There is a misunderstanding that needs attention. Whenever this happens, we dispatch a few Barkers to clean it up the problem quickly and efficiently like Harvey Keitel, except we are clothed. ~V U...

Notes from Monday's Press Conference: Longhorn Youth Movement


In rewatching Saturday's game, freshmen were all over the field making huge plays when we needed them. From Shipley's circus catches in the 4th quarter and Malcolm Brown's game-clinching run to...

BC / Recruitocosm Tailgate - Texas vs BYU


Same spot just north of the tennis courts under what Tipsy Gypsie thinks is an Oak Tree but forensic studies have determined is actually a Pecan tree. We'll be hosting a bachelor party but the...

Lunch with Bryan Harsin


Have you ever wanted to sit down at a nice Mexican dive with our mad genius offensive coordinator, sip a few cold ones, and talk football for a few hours? Me too. Today's Longhorn Luncheon in the...

RGIII and Baylor Killing the Horned Frogs ... oh wait, it's Baylor


17/20/323 with 5 TD passes halfway through third quarter. 15 straight completions. Kendall Wright torched the Horned Frogs in the first half with 8/159/3TD(2rec, 1 pass). 47-23 Baylor. The Casey...

Resident Handicapper VegasKyle Talks Texas -23 vs. Rice


Texas -23 just happens to be VegasKyle's favorite pick of the week. Cappers love the first few weeks of the season because the linemakers in Vegas don't have a good feel yet for how teams will come...

BC Tailgate - Texas vs Rice


We're joining forces with the Jesus this year and his merry pranksters from the Recruitocosm. We're not sure how many of his legions of fans will come to say hello but if you walk up and ask which...

2011 Kansas State Football Preview: Wildcat State of the Union


It's a root canal. A busted powerball ticket. A foreclosed pawn shop. Broken railroad ties and flat soda pop. It's Leaky air conditioners, all you can eat buffets. 20 degree darkness in the middle...

Sneak Peek at The Longhorn Network Studios


It's dress rehearsal time at Bristol's new south campus located off I-35, where hordes of Aggies continue to goose step march in organized protest. Or maybe that was the line for Franklin BBQ. D...

Tuesday Sundry


With an assist from DJ Augustin, Rick Barnes picked up another commitment for 2012 in New Orleans PG Javan Felix. "Me and D.J. have had a close relationship since I've been in high school," Felix...

First Glimpse at the 2011 Longhorns


Practice photos are up on Mack's site. Time to fire up the Dreamwagon as irrational hopes for 2011 take hostage of your mind less than 30 days from kickoff. This doesn't look like an 8-4 team! A...

Attrition Season is Here


Per the Texas SID, the following players will not play in 2011: Soph. TE Trey Graham Sr. special teamer Malcolm Williams Jr. WR Brock Fitzhenry Soph. LB Patrick Nkwopara In this case, attrition...

GAME ON for the NFL


The ink is all but dry on a mutually agreeable CBA. DeMaurice done did it. Now if James Harrison doesn't drop his pants and piss all over Roger Goodell, we might actually see some NFL preseason...

SB Nation Conference Re-draft: Rounds 8 9 went just fine


We're getting to close to wrapping up what may be the most casual drafting exercise ever, with picks made every few days after great deliberation among member constituents coming home from a bar at...

Vince Young Needs A Team


And there are certainly a few teams that need Vince Young. Miami. Oakland. Arizona. Washington. Minnesota. The Houston Astros. Minny seemed like a perfect fit until the Vikings drafted Christian...

7/12 Searing Hot Sundry: Is the NCAA Dumber than a 4th Grader?


My tires melted on the way home from work yesterday near MoPac & 38th St. It looked something like this. So I decided to get my ass here as soon as possible. Hotel Fairmont, Banff, Alberta. The...

SB Nation Conference Re-draft: 7th round just went down


The 7th round is a wrap and while our stranglehold on this venture has loosened its grip slightly, we expect other teams to start tapping out by selecting the best Mormon school available, relying...

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